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Topic: Lyrics

Okay, I'll start. Here's the theme song:

Going down to South Park going to have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere, hopeful folks without temptation

Going down to South Park going to leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night, people spouting 'Howdy neighbor'

Heading on up to South Park going to see if I can't unwind

(Kenny's mumbling, I don't think he's saying anything)

Going down to South Park and meet some friends of mine

Heh, I bet you didn't know what Cartman was saying! ^_^ I'd LOVE to have the lyrics to the Kyle's Mom Song, if you can understand him!

#1 Feb 02nd 2006, 6:29pm

Okay, I'll give you the Kyle's Mom song lyrics. Here they are:

Wellll, Kyle's mom's a **. She'a a big fat **.

She's the biggest ** in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid ** if there ever was a **.

She's a ** to all the boys and girls.

On Mondays she's a **, on Tuesdays she's a **.

On Wednesdays through Saturdays she's a **.

Then on Sunday just to be different

She's a super king mega mega biotch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest ** in the whole wide world.

She's a stupid **, she's a big fat **

She's a big big big big big big **.

Big big big big big big **

She's a stupid **

Kyle's mom's a **

She's a really stupid **.

Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiitch.

There you go, Glacierclaw. I hope I got it right.

#2 Feb 06th 2006, 5:15am

Sweet! ^_^ I'll try to think of another one...hmmm...

#3 Feb 07th 2006, 7:09pm

Azu Luna

Actually Kenny says different stuff as seasons progress. In seasons 1 and 2 he's saying "I like girls with big fat **, I like girls with big vaginas". In seasons 3-5 (before he died in season 6), he's saying "I have got a 10-inch **, open your mouth if you wanna clean it." Season 7 and onward he says "Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt."

NO WONDER they're muffled! XD

#4 Feb 08th 2006, 10:21am

Yeah, the creators said that if all of Kenny's dialogue could be deciphered they'd have to bleep out half of it.

#5 Feb 08th 2006, 10:37am

ShadowLev

heres the classic "Mr. Hankey"

We all know of Rudolph and his shiny nose

and we all know frosty whos made out of snow

but all of those stories seem kind of...gay

cuz we all know who brightens up our holidaaaaay

Mr. Hankey the christmas poo

small and brown

he comes from you

sit on the toilet

here he comes!

squeeze him 'tween you festive buns!

a present from down below

spreading joy with a howdy-ho

he sees the love inside of you

cuz hes a piece of poo!

sometimes hes nutty

sumtimes hes corny

he can be brown or greenish brown

but if you eat fiber on christmas eve

he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the christmas poo

he loves me

i love

therefor vicarisly

he loves you

i can make a mr hankey too

Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho

im mr hankey the christmas poo

seasons greetings

i love you

lets sing songs and dance and play!

now before i melt away

heres a game i luv to play

stick me in your mouth

and try to say

howdy ho ho yum yum yum

christmas time has come!

Kids: Sumtimes hes runny

sumtimes hes firm

sumtimes hes practically water

sumtimes he hangs off the end of you **

and just wont fall in the toilet cuz hes just clinging to your sphinter, so you shake your ** around, try to get him to drop in the toilet and finally it doooeeesssssss!

Mr Hankey the christmas poo

when christmas leaves, he must leave to

flush him down but hes never goooooone

his smell and his spirit linger oooooon

and i know many more

#6 Feb 08th 2006, 5:20pm

Yeah, I remember that one. That was hilarious.

#7 Feb 09th 2006, 5:14am

ShadowLev

got another, my favorite so far, entitled The Lonely Jew on Christmas.

its hard to be a je-ew on christmas

my friends won't let me join in any gaaames

and i can't sing christmas songs

or decorate a christmas tree

or leave water out for Rudolph cuz theres something wrong with me

my people don't believe in Jesus Christ devinity

I'm just a jew

a lonely jew

on christmas

hanakuh is nice, but why is it

that santa passes over my house every year

and instead of eating ham, i have to eat kosher latkees

and instead of silent night im singing du-hosh-dur-gavish(?)

and what the f#ck is wrong with letting all these f#cking candles tell me please?

im a jew

a lonely jew

id be merry, but im hebrew

on christmas

i LUV kyle, he has such a sweet voice, and i luv this song. i burst out laughing cuz hes singing this sad song and throws in a couple f#cks. ILMFAO

#8 Feb 10th 2006, 4:57pm

Hey, now I've got the Butters Song, for the Butters episode! I love that one! ^_^

Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud? Who can turn a frown into a smile for free? Who's that kid with a heart full of magic? Everyone knows it's Butters!

That's Me

Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder? Who thinks being yourself is the best thing to be? Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket? Everyone knows it's Butters!

Wul, wul, that's me!

Jumpin' in puddels, skippin down the hallyway, pettin at the pettin' zoo. He loves John Elway.

Who's that tike with the cutest little dimples? Battin his eye at everyone he sees? If you look inside youself you may be suprised when you find a little boy named Butters!

And That's Me!

#9 Feb 12th 2006, 2:09pm

That's a cute one. I like that although I've never heard the Butters one. I love the Kyle one.

#10 Feb 13th 2006, 5:41am

Yeah, Kyle's cool too, but not as cool as Butters. ^_^

To go completely off-topic (I'm sure this is against the rules, but I really need it) does ANYONE know what Craig's last name is and what Tweek's first name is? It would really be appreciated...

To keep you busy, how about finding the lyrics for Wendy's audition? I can hardly understand it!

#11 Feb 14th 2006, 5:05pm

ShadowLev

Heres "Blame Canada" from the movie

Sheila: Time's have changed

Our kids are kids are getting worse

They wont obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes

And flappin heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canadas fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to ** myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

It seems that everythings gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo

Liane: And that ** Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada

Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Oh, by the way, Craigs last name is Nommel, and Tweaks first name is Tweek(VERY creative)

wikipedia is where i learned the names. it cool, check it out

#12 Feb 16th 2006, 2:36pm

Thank you, dude! I freaking BOW before you!

#13 Feb 16th 2006, 8:38pm

Azu Luna

Officially, Craig's last name hasn't been revealed in the show yet, but a lot of people on here have dubbed him Craig Nommel. Tweek's first name is Tweek. His last name is Tweak. Tweek Tweak. Yup. Sounds the same, one letter difference.

#14 Mar 04th 2006, 9:37pm

Yeah, I think they mentioned Tweek's last name in the episode "Gnomes." Great episode. Tweek's just so funny. As for lyrics, I don't have anymore that I can think of. I'll keep looking though.

#15 Mar 14th 2006, 5:42am

I have another one! Here's that - um - song from Cat Orgy. I don't know what to call it, I guess just Cartman's Wild Wild West. ^_^

Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy daze.

wiki, wiki, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang

Me and Artemis Clydefrog go and save Selma Hiyak from the big mean spider.

wiki, wiki, wik, wiki, wiki, wik.

Best cowboy from the west side.

Hehe, wiki...I didn't know what else to say for that one!

#16 Apr 05th 2006, 7:27pm

donkeyland

I love the theme. here's were they change into anime characters.

Subarashii chinchin mono

Kintama no kame2 aru

Sore no oto3 sarubobo

Iie! Ninja ga imasu!

Hey Hey Let's Go! kenka suru

Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

Boku ga warui so let's fighting

Let's fighting love...

Kono uta chotto baka

Wake ga wakaranai

Eigo ga mechakucha

Daijobu We do it all the time!

[English]

[I have a] wonderful ** thing

It has testicle hair

That sound is sarubobo

[Oh] no! Ninjas are here!

Hey Hey Let's Go! Let's fight!

Important thing protect my balls

I am bad so let's fighting

Let's fighting love...

This song is a bit stupid

It doesn't make any sense

The English is all messed up

That's Ok — We do it all the time!

#17 Apr 11th 2006, 2:30am

I don't remember that song. I do remember Cartman's Wild Wild West Rap. I liked that.

#18 Apr 12th 2006, 5:33am

Here's Wendy's audition:

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok. Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big

**-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit, and I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like

Shitzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet; monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their

Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall, the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt. Mrs. Roberts doesn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a

Contaminated water can really make you sick: your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it I don't give a flying (beep).

What about the final song in the South Park movie? That is impossible to remember!

#19 Apr 15th 2006, 9:39am

Hey, that's awesome. I think it's funny.

#20 Apr 18th 2006, 1:49pm

PP. Bunny

This the Mountain Town aka the ending song.

Chef: Everything worked out, what a happy end!

Americans and Canadians are friends again

So let's all join hands, and knock opression down!

Stan, Kyle, Cartman: Don't you know our little lives are now complete..

The Moms: 'Cos Terrance and Phillip are sweeeeet!

Sheila: Super Sweeet!

Everybody: Thank God we live in this quiet, little pissant, redneck, podunk, jerk-water, green-horn, one-horse, crud-hole, right-wing, inbred, unkept, out-of-date, white-trash, kick-**..

Moooun-taaaain Toowwwwn!

#21 May 23rd 2006, 8:35pm . Edited May 23rd 2006, 8:35pm

R. S. Lee

Terrance: Shut your ** face uncle **

You're a ** sucking, ** licking uncle **

You're an uncle **, yes it's true

Nobody ** uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your ** face uncle **

You're the one who ** your uncle, uncle **.

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn.

You ** your uncle all day long

T & P: (Farting noises)

Mountie: What's going on here?

T & P: (Farting noises)

Crowd: Uncle **, Uncle **, Uncle **, Uncle **,

T & P & M: (Farting noises)

T & P: Shut your ** face uncle ** (uncle **)

You're a boner biting bastard uncle **

Terrance: You're an uncle **, I must say

Phillip: Well you ** your uncle yesturday!

T & P: Uncle **, that's U...

N... C... L... E,

** you,

Uncle **...

Phillip: Suck my balls

#22 Jun 03rd 2006, 10:38pm

Aseret Kitsune

Oh, I remember that song. :D

#23 Jun 11th 2006, 5:43pm

Here's Stan's gay little song from Smug Alert or 'Hey, People, You've Gotta Drive Hybrids Already':

Come on now, people now, people now,

People now, come on now, people now,

Got to drive hybrids, people now,

People now, people now, people now,

Hybrids are for people now, people now,

Group of people driving people now,

Get a hybrid, be good people now.

We have all got to be people now,

People-driving-hybrid people now,

People now, people now, hybrid now,

Hybrid-people-driving people now,

Come on, people, let's be people now,

Hybrid-people-driving people now,

Come on, everybody be people now.

What about the lyrics from 'Up There' - Satan's song from the Sp movie?

#24 Jun 22nd 2006, 7:38am

shockhorror

The Brian Boitano song!

Stan: What would Brian Boitano do

If he was here right now?

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through.

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics

Skating for the gold,

He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz

While wearing a blindfold!

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps

Fighting grizzly bears,

He used his magical fire-breath

And saved the maidens there!

Stan and Kyle: So what would Brian Boitano do

If he were here today?

I'm sure he'd kick an ** or two.

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me.

It has stunted my vocabulary.

Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.

Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too,

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

The boys: And what would Brian Boitano do?

He'd call all the kids in town.

And tell them to unite for truth.

That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Brian Dennehy: Someone say my name?

Stan: Who are you?

Brian Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy.

Kyle: …What? No, not **' Brian Dennehy!

Stan: Dude, get the ** out of here!

Brian Dennehy: Oh, Byeee.

The boys: When Brian Boitano traveled through time

To the year three thousand ten,

He fought the evil Robot King

And saved the human race again

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids

He beat up Kublai Khan!

Stan and Kyle:'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take **

The boys: from anybody! so

Let's call all the kids together

And unite to stop our moms.

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

#25 Jul 07th 2006, 5:35pm

shockhorror

Oh, and Craigs surname is actually NOT Nommel. He's never been given a surname.

Says so on southparkstudios.com's FAQ.

And south park studios is like.. the official website or something... o.o

But you are right about Tweak Tweek.

#26 Jul 07th 2006, 5:43pm

This is Mrs. Garrison's song from 'Follow That Egg':

Just look at all these little families

Newfound couples in a happy home.

It takes me back to another time

When I had a love of my own.

Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now.

Love, so darn frail, you know? It shriveled and died. I don't know how.

Love, love lost long ago, it was special then, it's over now.

Guess that I'll never know how it all went wrong. How how how?

Well perhaps I should try and boldly go and rekindle that love lost long ago.

#27 Jul 09th 2006, 6:40am

And Cartman's song at the end of 'Ginger Kids':

"Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, we're all the same.

Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause it's lame. Come on, guys!

Hand in hand, we can live together. Ginger or not, it's all the same.

Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame.

Hand in hand, we can live together.

Live together!

We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same.

The same, you and I!

Black or white, brown or red, we shouldn't kill each other, 'cause dying's lame."

What about Mr. Mackey's song from the SP movie?

#28 Jul 09th 2006, 6:44am

shockhorror

Mr Mackey's song:

There are times when you get suckered in,

by drugs and alcohol, and sex with women, M'kay.

But when you do these things too much,

You've become and addict, and must get back in touch...

You can do it! It'a all up to you, M'kaaaay.

With a little plan you can change your lives todaaaay!

You don't have to spend your lives addicted to smack

Homeless on the street givin' hand-jobs for crack

follow my plan and very soon you will saaay

It's easy M'kay!

Step one, instead of '**' say 'buns'

like 'kiss my buns' or

'you're a bun's hole'

Step two, intead of '**' say 'poo'

as in 'bull-poo,' 'poo-head'

and 'this poo is cold'

Step Three, with '**' drop the 'T'

'cause 'Bich' is latin for 'generosity'!

Step four, don't say '**' anymore!

'Cause '**' is the worst word that you can say,

so just use the word 'M'kay!'

We can do it, it's all up to us, M'kaaay!

With a little plan we can change our lives todaaay!

We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up the trash

Homeless on the streets given' hand-jobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon we will saaay

It's easy, m'kaaaay!

Step one, instead of '**' say 'buns'

like 'kiss my buns' or

'you're a bun's hole!'

Step two, intead of '**' say 'poo'

as in 'bull-poo,' 'poo-head'

and 'this poo is cold'

Step Three, with '**' drop the 'T'

'cause 'Bich' is latin for 'generosity'!

Step four, don't say '**' anymore!

'Cause '**' is the worst word that you can say,

'**' is the worst word that you can say!

We shouldn't say '**,' no, we should say '**', ** no!

You're cured, you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up the trash

Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will saaaay

it's easy M'kay!

It's easy M'kay!

It's easy M'kaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaa aaaaay! (It's easy Mmmmm, It's easy Mmmmm, it's easy mmm'kaaaay!)

#29 Jul 09th 2006, 4:18pm

Wow, all of these are awesome. Hey, what about that one song from the movie - Big Gay Al's?

#30 Jul 26th 2006, 11:46am

Big Gay Al - I'm Super!

Bombs are flying

People are dying

Children are crying

Politicians are lying too

Cancer is killing

Texaco is spilling

The whole world's gone to hell

But how are you?

I'm super! Thanks for asking!

All things considered I'm doing

super

I must say!

Very peachee

Nothing bugs me

'Cause everything is super when

you're

-don't you think I look cute in

this hat?

I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple

But I just can't feel bad for you

right now

Because I'm feeling so insanely

super

That even the fact that you can't

walk can bring me down!

I'm super! Thanks for asking!

All things considered I'm doing

better than okay!

Feeling peaches

nothing bugs me

Everything is super when you're

-don't you think I look cute in

this hat and my little shoes and

this matching tie that I got at

Merv's?

He's super! Thanks for asking!

All things considered he is better

than okay!

And it's peachee, nothing bugs him

Everything is super when you're-

When you're gay!!!!!!

Note: This is from the original script so it may be different from the actual song.

#31 Aug 13th 2006, 5:52pm

In the episode 'Spooky Fish' Bearded Cartman sings a song about the boys. I believe it goes something... Like this:

You guys are my best friends

Through thick and thin, we've always been together

We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day

Pallin' around and laughin' away

Just best friends, best friends are we.

I love you guys.

And that was hella creepy!

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#32 Aug 21st 2006, 2:19pm

zHellas

You made 2 mistakes. The ** part is backwords, and he says use your mouth if you want to clean it.

#33 Aug 29th 2006, 4:08pm

I remember Bearded Cartman's song. That was hella cool!

#34 Sep 01st 2006, 5:48am

Hella hella hella. :-P

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#35 Sep 02nd 2006, 1:51pm

That's 'cause Cartman is hella cool!

#36 Sep 05th 2006, 5:13am

Who's cooler, Cartman or Bearded (Evil) Cartman? Remember, I said 'cooler', not 'more evil'.

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#37 Sep 05th 2006, 11:34am

Well, Cartman's cooler especially when he dresses up as the cop. Actually, I can't decide. They both rule.

#38 Sep 06th 2006, 1:02pm

Yes, but evil Cartman sings a very loving song about his best friends, and regular Cartman hits Kenny with a stick... I think I prefer evil Cartman, he has to put up with a whole lot more crap than regular Cartman.

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#39 Sep 18th 2006, 4:06pm

I agree with you there.

#40 Sep 26th 2006, 10:19am

You think that, in the parallel universe, Evil Cartman dressed up as a criminal in that episode? That would be funny, and he goes up to someone in a car and says 'step out of the car please', and then he steals the car... Maybe not... He's too nice for that.

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#41 Oct 04th 2006, 2:13pm

Though, to not get COMPLETELY off-topic:

Grass is eaten by the cattle, which is eaten by women and men, it fuses through their bodies which becomes poo again

Now poo goes through the sewer which is dumped into the sea and it's eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes' meat

Then the bigger fish with the poo still inside swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive

A grizzly bear that poos on a dry piece of sand so it can spring to life and become poo for the land

It's the poo of the antelope

The poo of the giraffe

It craws into the earth and becomes the blades of grass

The grass is eaten by the cattle which comes out the other end

To make poo for the humans and start all over again

I'm the poo of the antelope that flows onto to the ground. Becomes the grass of tomorrow, yeah which the prisoners turn around. So I'm the leg of the leopard and the wings of the hen which becomes dinner for the humans and turns back into poo again.

That's the circle, the circle of poo.

#42 Oct 04th 2006, 2:18pm . Edited Oct 28th 2007, 2:30pm

Oh, I remember that song. It was great. I'll try to find the lyrics to Mr. Garrison's "Merry F*cking Christmas". No one's done that one yet. I'll see what I can do if no one beats me to it.

#43 Oct 11th 2006, 12:59pm

Razing-Phoenix

:0 I like "Hybrid Cars (People Now)" it isn't gay....

Anyway here's the lyrics to all of Butters' songs he sings. ;.

1) "Lululu"

Lululu I got some apples,

Lululu you got some too,

Lululu let's make some applesauce, take off our clothesw and lululu.

=o -Hearts-

2) "But if you leave me now..."

But if you leave me now, you'd biggest part of me,

Ohwooooo Oh girl please don't go,

ohwooooo-

3) "Robot Friend #1"

Hey there have you heard about my robot friend?

He's metal and small, and doesn't judge me at all.

He's a cyber-wire bundle of joy.

My robot friiiiend.

I like to dip and daddle with my robot friend!

He's smart as can be and emotion-free,

And he's computin' his way to my heart.

My robot friiiiend.

My robot... Friend...

4) "Robot Friend #2"

I'm hangin' out in LA with my robot friend!

We're have such fun in the hot, hot sun.

We're two of a kind.

That's me!

And my robot friiiiend.

My robot friiiiend.

My robot... Friiiiend

5) "Robot Friend #3"

Hey there did you know I had a robot friend?

We use to laugh and play... But some one took him away.

He was my ten gigahertz old pal,

My robot friend...

;-; poor Butters.

#44 Nov 27th 2006, 5:29am

Yeah, you gotta feel sorry for Butters. Poor guy.

#45 Nov 27th 2006, 10:40am

Actually, Ranger McFriendly tells Stan "Thanks to your gay little song..."

So I called it gay as a reference, sue me.

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#46 Nov 27th 2006, 2:35pm

Razing-Phoenix

o.O... I was just stating I liked it... ;.;

#47 Dec 01st 2006, 3:57am . Edited Dec 01st 2006, 3:57am

I know. ^_^

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#48 Dec 01st 2006, 11:46am