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 The Apple Has CarbsTopic: Also, Ze Mole Quotes, mind the swearing please.
My first favorite,"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in ze womb?" And his little song T_T "Now the light, she fades, And darkness settles in. But I will find strength, (Kyle: No, Mole! Hang on.) I will find pride within. (We'll get you home.) Because although I die, (I can't face my mother.) Our freedom will be won. (Not alone.) Though I die, La Resistance... lives... On?" |
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 Mulan AyanoWhat's Ze Mole?| #2 Apr 16th 2006, 12:47pm | |
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Call Me Blue Streak"Hey! You need to stop thinking wiz your dick! You need to be on you toes! Because I will not be grounded again! Not for you, not for anybody!" Ze Mole is a mercenary for hire during the South Park movie 'Bigger, Longer and Un-Cut'. He's cool coz he's French. | #3 Apr 16th 2006, 2:41pm . Edited Apr 16th 2006, 2:45pm | |
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Call Me Blue StreakOOH! "Let's synchronize watches.' 'We don't have watches.' 'You don't have WATCHES!' 'Dude, you didn't SAY anything about watches." |
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Call Me Blue Streak"You're telling me that you intend to break into the USO show, filled with THOUSANDS of soldiers, and break out Terrance and Phillip?' 'I thought it was a pretty stupid idea too.' | #5 Apr 16th 2006, 2:45pm . Edited Apr 16th 2006, 6:44pm | |
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The Apple Has Carbs"If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe. " "Kyle: Dude, we don't have watches! The Mole: Sheet! Did you bring ze mirror? Stan: Got it. The Mole: And the rope? Stan: Check. The Mole: And the buttfor? Kyle: What's a buttfor? The Mole: For pooping, silly." XD |
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Mulan Ayanololol:) |
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Call Me Blue StreakHA! "Cartman, over zere is ze electrical box, you must find it and shut it off before I return wiz Terrance and Phillip. Or else ze alarms will sound, and I will be attacked by guard dogs.' 'Okay.' 'You MUST shut of ze alarms! I f**king HATE guard dogs!' 'I heard you the first time you British piece of s**t. Ow!" Is that everything he said throughout the movie? I think it is but I'm not sure. |
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The Apple Has CarbsThe Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days. Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now. Why are you grounded? The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I called him a *Beep!*. Zen I get grounded. Kyle: So will you help us? The Mole: Very well. Meet me in the back yard in five minutes. Viva La Resistance! We'll show God that we're not gonna f***ing take any more of his— Mother: What?! Christophe, get in here! The Mole: Coming, mother! |
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Call Me Blue Streak"Ze alarms! Zey went off!' 'Yeah, that was my bad. Sorry." Hilarious! OBEY THE FIST! | #10 Sep 05th 2006, 11:48am | |
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 MCRderer"You do realize zat we may be grounded for two, maybe zree, weeks." Love Ze Mole!!!!1 | #11 Dec 04th 2008, 8:43pm | |
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super manako sohma How about: "What do you think this is, kid? TV Kiddie hour where we go around and lick Barney the dinosaur's ** **?" XDD that's my favorite | #12 Dec 16th 2008, 10:01pm | |
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I Luv Coffee Addicts "Sheet! Sheet! F***ing guard dogs! Sheet!" Poor mole :( |
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 Hayze-chanPoor Mole indeed. I used to be racist against the French (it was how I was brought up) but then I saw Christophe and I'm all, "I LOVE THE FRENCH!" "Shh! Who are you?! Who sent you?!" "Come on, beetches." "God? He is the biggest beetch of them all." (Dying) "Where is your God when you need him? Huh? Where is your beautiful, merciful ** now? *cough* Here I come, God. Here I come, you f*cking rat... *cough*" "If you get into trouble, make a sound like a dying giraffe."He's my favorite by far. :) He should be back on the show. He was so awesome. :( |
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Emo Hallows Ha, yeah. I totally want to move to France now, and learn the language, and carry a French flag around. And Christophe has a gorgeous singing voice *loves to death* |
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Hayze-chan *nods enthusiastically* I would so take singing lessons from him. I wonder how mad my French-hating dad would get if I hung up French flags and pictures of Christophé all over my room, then got Rosetta Stone for French and spoke it all the time, and used a French accent when speaking English. I wish I had a shovel. I'mma get one! :D |
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Emo Hallows Why did you/does your dad hate the French? I think I'm gonna do that. Totally. |
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Hayze-chan Well, I hated the French cuz my dad hates the French, and he hates them because... I dunno. Something about them screwing us over...? Let's just go with this: He hates the French for the reason most Americans do. I don't get it, prolly cuz I love the French. (or, one Frenchman in particular) :) |
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super manako sohma I found one of the earlier drafts to BLU=P and they made Christophe have a lot more lines...more hilarious lines xD "America...she is a beetch who sheets on her own children." "Time? Did time matter to the Revolutionists who were forced to eat their own sheet while dying in the dungeons of ze King?" "Freedom… It's like cow's urine poured down your throat. You wonder, 'Do I want this?' I'm thersty… But it's urine." |
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super manako sohma I found one of the earlier drafts to BLU=P and they made Christophe have a lot more lines...more hilarious lines xD "America...she is a beetch who sheets on her own children." "Time? Did time matter to the Revolutionists who were forced to eat their own sheet while dying in the dungeons of ze King?" "Freedom… It's like cow's urine poured down your throat. You wonder, 'Do I want this?' I'm thersty… But it's urine." |
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Emo Hallows OMG! Those are so great. Cristo has such wonderful, lovely little opinions on life. |
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