You perverts disgust me with your so called 'heterosexuality'- trying to assert it like it's a valid alternative lifestyle! You are completely perverting Naruto fandom, filling it with vile, gross trash. If we accept heterosexuality, we might also accept other disgusting behaviors like incest. It's a proven fact that 99% of divorces are heterosexual ones. These are marriages BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN. You heard me right! They're allowing that now! This is completely an attack to traditional marriage everywhere. This is utterly enraging. It is an abomination! And of course it would spread to fandom. Now we have ridiculous pairings like SasuSaku and NaruHina- guess what, guys? YOU RAPED CANON. THAT IS DISGUSTING. Even worse, we have people trying to say that Orochimaru is straight. I know he's a criminal, but even he has standards! People who think they can be straight need to wise up! It's a choice, and a sickening one! Seriously, if you are a guy and like girls, go get mental help ASAP! That's not how it should be!

And anyone who saws otherwise is killing Sasuke and Naruto's love! Their love that blooms strong! I know about you sickos and your heterosexual agenda, trying to indoctrinate our children and poison their minds. I, for one, am standing up against men who think women are hot, and women who return these unnatural desires! I will not let my child see any of your 'straight' (by the way, that's just a term to make you feel better, you sick freaks), propoganda! I'm standing up for good old-fashioned family values, and yaoi everywhere!

*Rolls around in laughter*

You're. Awesome.

OH. MY. *_*

This...you're- Well, I have no other words for this. O.O;

DAC

Listen, you need to get things straight. no one so far has come in here and bashed your pairings, so dont come in here on go on about pairings that are heterosexual. we arent flaming yuri or yaoi in this post.

EternalSharingan, can't you recognise sarcasm when you read it? Clearly not.

Can't you?No, as it seems. I guess we just have different forms of sarcasm around here.

Listen, you need to get things straight.

Honey, the thread is called "Anything Heterosexual", so I think she has the "straight" part down.

no one so far has come in here and bashed your pairings, so dont come in here on go on about pairings that are heterosexual. we arent flaming yuri or yaoi in this post.

Are you freaking kidding me? All throughout this forum, I've seen, "Anything Homosexual", "Anything Gay", "Male/Male", and so forth. So this particular thread evens out the playing field, don't you think?

Can't you?No, as it seems.

Actually, yes. Pink was CLEARLY being sarcastic.

I guess we just have different forms of sarcasm around here.

Appallingly so. *rolls eyes* And there is only one form of sarcasm, which happens to be relative to verbal irony, so this was your mistake and no one else's.

DAC

Listen, you need to get things straight. no one so far has come in here and bashed your pairings, so dont come in here on go on about pairings that are heterosexual. we arent flaming yuri or yaoi in this post.

*Scans for sarcasm*

I do not see one hint of of sarcasm in this. Nice try to cover your stupidity.

Are you freaking kidding me? All throughout this forum, I've seen, "Anything Homosexual", "Anything Gay", "Male/Male", and so forth. So this particular thread evens out the playing field, don't you think?

Exactly! I do not wish to put words into Pink's mouth, but I believe that this thread was created to take the ** out of all these forums. Eternal, get your facts straight (ha ha!) before posting an idiotic comment which will be shot down in seconds.

Appallingly so. *rolls eyes* And there is only one form of sarcasm, which happens to be relative to verbal irony, so this was your mistake and no one else's.

Oh, but DAC, how could you forget that specific form of sarcasm reserved for Sunday's only? It's so obvious!

(Oh, just to make things clear for you Eternal, that last comment was sarcasm. Just thought I'd help out. ^_^)

OMG, how could I forget Sunday sarcasm? I feel SOOO ashamed now! *weeps*

DAC

Whatever. I don't want to cause fights or anything, and sorry if I offended someone. I've been having a pretty crappy day today, though that isn't an excuse. Sorry.

OMG, how could I forget Sunday sarcasm? I feel SOOO ashamed now! *weeps*

It's okay DAC, we forgive you. ^_^

Whatever. I don't want to cause fights or anything, and sorry if I offended someone. I've been having a pretty crappy day today, though that isn't an excuse. Sorry.

No. It's not. ^_^

delicious sarcasm is deliciously sarcastic.

and you win.

in b4 n00b stampede.

Who doesn't love applying some sarcasm to their life?

Who wins? ^_^

OMG! nooBs!

Wall of text... But, god, the title made me laugh. I guess, you don't know about the birds and the bees much...

Just to fill you in, your mommy and daddy had to have hetero sex for you to pop out of her **.

It's a proven fact that 99% of divorces are heterosexual ones.

Because most places don't allow homosexual marriges. IMHO, homosexual relationships go too far, too fast.

Seriously, if you are a guy and like girls, go get mental help ASAP!

That includes your parents. I like being straight. You don't have to like heterosexuality; that's okay, I respect opinions; but don't go thrashing it fowards, backwards, and sideways (I'll admit, I watched WAY too much Spongebob when I was younger :D).

As for the whole rant in general, Pink Illusion, it sounds like your reversing the roles of hetero- and homosexuality.

Please, please, please, Pink Illusion, tell me you're being serious! I beg of you on my naked knees! I wanna flame your post so bad but I can't do that unless you claim complete 'serious-cat-is-serious'ness! xD

I'm so sure that Pink is takin' the **. ^_^

LOL I couldn't stop laughing after I read this!

Please tell me you're being serious about the SasuNaru part, though, please? Pretty please?

SasuSaku/NaruHina- CANON RAPE/MELOSTATION!

I don't know whether I should be offended or rolling around in laughter.

I think I'll go for the alternative: Fisting you guys, WHILE laughing my a** off.

To OP: You are my hate hero. I'll be proud to say I respect and hate you all at the same time. Although, nice job with evening out the feild with sarcasm. Made my day.

Ha ha! Tis an awesome thread, because some people have gotten so offended with it!

If this was made to make us all laugh then bravo! You've made my day! I don't think I have ever laughed so much! Now I suggest to stop joking round and be serious because, bloody hell. I have never heard such a stupidity in my life. Telling us that gay couple will set the world right. And as Mimsy and the Borogroves said, I guess you didn't hear about the birds and the bees.

I'm too lazy to look it up, and I'm also no science wiz, but somewhere I heard that it was possible for two females to have a kid--though they'd never have a boy.

If that was possible, I don't think repopulating the Earth would be a problem... just repopulating men would :P

But then again, this isn't about the real world, this is about fandom.

I don't think that's possible, but if it is well .. who the hell needs mens?

I DO.

Seriously, without them there'd be nothing. I need them for yao--er, to fill in my emotional womanly needs.

Ugh, I agree completely~

Molestation of the canon and real world must stop immediately, what is this HETEROSEXUAL rubbish!? It litters the metaphorical floor of the world, shaming the appearance and respectability of it utterly.

I am completely serious.

You're so right ;_;

I'm ashamed T T

People are funny. As well as stupid.

I needs men. Not for all the emotional crap, but purely because who the hell will take out the rubbish and mow the lawn for me? LOL!

** me dead, and they says that mena re sexist?

I AIN'T MOWING NOW LAWNS!

Coho, go back to the damn Ausie trailer-park you crawled out of.

Omg Pink Illusion, that was epic! *-* I was laughing while reading the whole thing. Thank you for making my day a little happier ^^

Pink Illusion? Who's that?

Coho, go back to the damn Ausie trailer-park you crawled out of.

HA HA! *High Fives*

Pink Illusion is the one who started this thread.

Oh. I barley read the names of the users here... And my avi is too pink so I was a bit confused.

0.0 that is the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything

What was intelegent?

LMAO, at first post.^___^

I don't hate the hetero pairs, but I find every single one of them extremely boring to me. In Naruto, the yaoi pairs are the only ones of interest and I have nothing against yuri, but it's not my thing.

LOL XD

YAOI RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power to yaoi rebellion! We shall rule the world! Heterosexuals have ruled the Earth long enough. It's our turn now, damnit! XD

Allright, this is quite obviously a troll post/ironic post. Other than for comical relief, I don't see this thread giving any substantial rant-material. While I'm a homosexual, it's easy to say that this thread is completely devoid of any serious discussion and therefore I suggest that we abandone it.

I don't feel like it. I like this thread.

@ OP - I couldn't agree more; it's just so wrong.

KittyCatOmaniac,

We kind of need a post like this. Every thread on here is already serious and rant-material. Why not have something funny? And someone on here quoted Family Guy. I'm not sure who, but whoever you are, your awesome! Kudos kiddos.

Ugh.

Why are you treating this as a joke, this is a serious allegation. |:

I agree ^_^

I love the way everyone is offended by a comment in the "Hated Parings" section and thinks we shouldn't bash anyone... Isn't that why it's here?

Makes me laugh...

Well, sadly, heterosexuality is a necessary evil in this world. If heterosexuals didn't exist, neither would homosexuals, because there wouldn't be an opposite end to define it! Just like there can't be any light without darkness, good without bad, cats without dogs, night without day, briefs without boxers or vanilla ice cream without strawberries on top, there can't be any gay people without straight people.

Also, I find it incredibly funny and ironic that most of the people posting in this thread are most likely heterosexual fangirls ;D

Damn the necessary evils... They spoil everybodies fun! I love how the hetrosexual fans even bother clicking on this thread... As if they aren't going to find something they don't like! Haha...

But sadly... I suppose we do need them... Even if there are some really evil ones...

And just as a random note... Yay for ice cream with strawberrys on top!

wow i was reading yalls post wrong ignore my comment :) bye bye

Get out of here, you dirty heterosexual supporter. I wonder why you choose to say that such a disgusting act should be... necessary.

...

Ugh. Think of the children.

What children? :o

The ones possibly reading this?

DAC

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