They must learn the truth of this evil, no matter how neccessary it is!

We should do well to shield the innocent children from such disgusting and repulsive material!!

Not that I have anything against Gay people but really, all the Naruto gay pairings really creep me out. I don't get how ANY of these came up none of them made any sense at all I think the worst was NaruSasu I don't get it? What did they make up the stupid pairing just to frek me out and put weird pictures in my mind? Well, it worked either way. I'd say at least half of the Naruto pairing were just randome ideas someone started pulling out of there ** I swear some times nobody really THINKS about wether or not the pairing would make sence or just make people shiver.

Not that I have anything against Gay people but really, all the Naruto gay pairings really creep me out. I don't get how ANY of these came up none of them made any sense at all I think the worst was NaruSasu I don't get it? What did they make up the stupid pairing just to frek me out and put weird pictures in my mind? Well, it worked either way. I'd say at least half of the Naruto pairing were just randome ideas someone started pulling out of there ** I swear some times nobody really THINKS about wether or not the pairing would make sence or just make people shiver.

Yes. No doubt people probably do it to ruin lives, period. The ones that always get me are NaruSasu, of course, and yuri pairings like the dreaded KarinSaku. EEEEK!!! Truly yaoi/yuri is a pet peeve of mine not only because it's disgusting and wrong but because when you write friendship stories people always try to materialize some romantic interst out of it. Ever had that problem?

KarinSaku? XD I'd like to see that.....No wait, I'd HATE to see that. That would most likely scar me for life....=_='great, now your putting awful pictures in my mind. UG.

and,yes I have.

I know, right. I was writing this story about Amara (Haruka) Ten'oh from Sailor Moon going to the mall and being scouted by a modeling agent but just because she went to buy a B-day cake for Michelle (Michiru) Kaioh everyone called it a yuri Harka/Michelle fic.

hELL YEA!

You are my frackin' hero. I love you.

Huh? I'm confused here.

I hate het pairings but love yoai

--blink-- Okay...

This is fanfiction. If pairings like SasuNaru and LeeSaku are considered possible then I'd say that KarinSaku is just as viable. I can already feel the plot-bunnies hopping around in my head, screaming out possibilities!

*sigh* there really are too few good yuri stories on this site. Most of ithem are just badly written lemons...

--shiver-- I really don't like yuri...but whatever a person's preference is good for them. :)

Pfft, I don't discriminate. I go for yaoi, yuri and het. Though not so much the latter... -shrug- Even if I am mostly straight it's just what I like.

Yeah, in Naruto, I have no love for the het pairs. They're so boring to me.

Exactly what I was thinking. If I want a romance like that I'll just go outside and kiss someone. ...that's basically all they are anyway.

Haha, you have issues you need to work out in your life. Even though this seems like more of a joke, I will continue.

By you saying that it is only the heterosexuals spamming up the Naruto fandom, you are sorely mistaken. I'm not saying this is bad or good in anyway, but I think you need to get off your high horse and look around once in a while. Spouting nonsense only makes you look stupider.

Of course it is proven that 99% if divorces are heterosexual ones. Most countries do not let homosexual marriages take place. Some even go to the point where homosexuality is banned and you will be killed or shunned by being so. I think this is wrong, of course, but it is true. I'm sure the percentage of homosexual divorces would go up if more were allowed, but I doubt that it would anywhere near heterosexual divorces by the plain and simple fact that if you compared homosexuals and heterosexuals, homosexuals would be the minority by a long shot.

In no way am I against homosexuality. Some of my best friends follow this lifestyle. I support them and go to protests with them when I can.

And btw, no one needs to say otherwise to kill Sasuke's and Naruto's love. It was dead long ago.

Haha, you think they did it all because of you? Wow, aren't you presumptuous? And doing it to ruin lives? I think you are ruining lives with your ignorance.

So I've decided to add my two cents here and say that yaoi rules! Especially in Naruto and i've got to agree with Kamea Kane. Not that I have anything against het pairings like ShikaTema. Its just mostly NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku that irk me.

I love the first post by Pink by the way it was hilarious. There is nothing better than a little bit of sarcasm.

SasuNaru FTW!

It disgusts me to see that such material is prevelant in the world. It's revolting.

THANK YOU!!! I am SO glad you said that. I agree.

HAHAHA!!! XD

Pink Illusion, can I copy/paste this onto my profile? Pleeeeease? I'll give you credit! (sparkly eyes)

On another note, I think it's completely hilarious now many people seem to be taking this seriously and getting offended and/or trying to correct you. Obviously they've never read any sort of parody before.

I think it's just sad how well this portrays homophobes, though. Those guys need serious mental help.

I can't believe you think it's a joke. This plague of heterosexuality is very, very real, and could be happening somewhere near you.

i know. it makes me shiver to think that this heterosexuality is spreading as fast as a bacteria in a dead carcass. I must buy an antidote. A Yaoi manga, probably, I heard a Yaoi a day makes the heterosexuals go away.

The covers are so slutty. Imagine the actual contents! --shivers-- I don't like yaoi...or yuri...

OMG. Wait. You just said "heterosexual". WHOOPS! I thought you guys were talking about "homosexual". Sorry, I was reading way to fast. ^.^; I've got to stop doing that. Excuse my comments.

Bye-Bye! ♥

Am I reading this right? There are people here who actually like heterosexuality?

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Bleaaarrrgh! *Pukes all over computer*

Oh my God. I'm heterosexual! Should I go see a psychiatrist? Or a doctor?! How do I rid myself of this condition?!

Oh God, me too! You're not alone. I'm in therapy and it's working wonders. Trust me it's what you should do. But for the love of all that is holy don't give up!

Oh, thank you! It feels good to know that I'm not the only one who's being plagued by this malady.

Ugh, this is disgusting.

Psychiatric therapy is the only option. You must learn to control these... urges. sakfnsakfjasfklsjf asoja ; 3;

Haha Man you make me laugh.

There is nothing amusing about these disgusting allegations.

Uh huh thats what you think.

Go fawn over people of the opposite sex, you intolerable individual.

Maybe I will or maybe ill fawn over someone of the same sex since I like both.

Equally disgusting, since the opposite sex is still included in the equation.

Damn well Ill try and stop the feelings I have for people of the opposite sex then.

Oh god, somebody should go out and shoot all of those straight people. D: They're a menace to society!

I think i just might be cured of my heterosexuality!!!! OH THANK GOD!

I've waited ever so long for this time, but it's brilliant to be rid of the straight-ness. I recomend the therapy for ALL that are infected and hey now there's one less straight person to shoot.

Ah but on your profile it says your straight O.O

Clearly they have forgotten to change it.

Let's start a riot! PIP-PIP OLD CHAP

pft, i want to flame this post so bad, but i cant stop laughing, you made my day girl, *that includes your parents right?* that one was good XD.

Do it.

I dare you.

Do it now.

oh crap...oops. I totally forgot. Hey look there's a rock i'm going to go crawl under it now.

Aww Rebekah-San you had to point that out! :D

Oh wait can i be bi because I really like my profile pic

The opposite sex is still involved. You must purge your system of such atrocities.

You're right of course. It's so difficult...back to the therapist I go then.

I will support you.

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