We all know how this works - the title speaks for itself... but I'll start off ...

House: I love clinic duty! The warm fuzzy feeling you get when you mop up little children's noses ... it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (actually, I can see him saying this, except in a voice dripping with sarcasm)

House: I love your top Cuddy, where did you get it? (ditto)

House: Chase, your hair looks awful - you should dye it.

Chase: I'm having a bad hair day.

House: You were young and foolish, Foreman, so let's just forget about your criminal record, okay?

House: I give up. Foreman, you can take over this case.

House: Wilson, have I told you lately how great a friend you are?

Wilson: I have a commitment issue.

Cameron:Oh House, where for art thou House? Deny thy father and refuse thy name if shalt wilt be but sworn my love i will no longer be a Cameronet! hehehe

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Chase:Fine,I give up, you can call me a british.

We did line dancing today.

Bye

Cuddy: House, why don't you just take a break from clinic duty for a while since you don't like it.

House: No, no, it is my duty so I will go to the clinic right now! (actually i could see him doing this if he had something else he was avoiding)

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House: Well, we could try and give the patient this medicine, which could be harmful if he doesn't have the right disease, but that would be unethical.

Cameron & Wilson: Oh House, forget ethics!!

House: I guess I could be wrong. I'll give him the medicine.

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Cameron: Mrs. Smith, your husband has just died. We tried to save him but there was nothing we could do.

(Mrs.smith starts crying)

Cameron: You don't have to start CRYING! It's not THAT big a deal!

The End!

Cameron: "I hate you and everything you stand for you dirty monkey bastard!"

Chase: "Boy, being British sure is nice!"

Foreman: "House, I respect you beyond measure and have complete faith in your judgment."

Cuddy: "My God, House, you are sooo hot!"

Wilson: "House, you're clothes would look great. On my bedroom floor."

Tritter: I'm dropping the charges!!!

Cuddy: Forget about Tritter, he's an **.

House: I miss Tritter.

Wilson: Hey, House... You know that resturant down the street? Well, you want to go eat there? - As more than friends?

Stacy Warner: God, House! You are an ugly, selfish, arrogant, unlovable BASTARD! Why, oh why, did I *ever* hook up with you?

Cuddy: You know, House, what you said was hurtful and insulting, but I'm not going to say anything, becuase it implies your underlying affection for me and I am also slighlty attracted to you.

Cameron: House, you're hopeless. Hey, Foreman? What'cha doing tonight?

Foreman: Oh, House, its your love and devotion, and the dream of running my hands all over your supple flesh and gives me the strength to rise every morning...

Chase: Oh, god... I'm going bald...!

:-)

Oh. My. Gosh.

LOL!!!!!

House-Yeah,Cameron, I totally agree

Sorry, but had to mention this. Australia is over 16,000 miles away from England. ARGH.

Rant over. Back on topic....

What about:

House: It's Lupus

Cameron: It's not Lupus.

Yeah. Lame, I know, but I felt compelled to post something actually relevant to the thread...

Sorry, but had to mention this. Australia is over 16,000 miles away from England. ARGH.

Rant over. Back on topic....

What about:

House: It's Lupus

Cameron: It's not Lupus.

Yeah. Lame, I know, but I felt compelled to post something actually relevant to the thread...

House: I should go back to rehab, this Vicodin is going to hurt me in the long run.

House: I like Cuddy for more than her body.

I think that list is spot on you would never hear that anywhere.

House: "Just an average day a the clinic."

Cameron: : "We need more Oxygen!"

House: "So much for average."

I know it's lame

Cameron: "I slept with Foreman!"

Foreman: "Cuddy, I love you."

Chase: "Cameron, truthfully, I don't love you, and I'm only into you for your body."

Wilson: "Yes, Cuddy, I will sleep with you in front of House's office."

Wilson: "House, I know I've been with a lot of other people, but I love you."

House: "I love you more than Vicodin."

House: "I... I really need your help."

Cuddy: "I have loved you, House, since we were in Michigan. And, that outweighed my call to ignore Stacy back when you were in the hospital."

Cuddy: "I don't want children." (And she has to mean it)

Cameron: "I only wanted House to climb my way to the top of the foodchain. Planned on beating Cuddy's record for young Dean."

Foreman: "I'm just like House, and I like it!"

Thirteen: "Can we all just focus on me please?"

Chase: "I'm British! And, this is a wig!"

House: "Lucas, you're fired." (we won't be hearing that one)

(Any adult on show): "I wanna be just like House when I grow up."

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