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Topic: A Poem Of How Much I Hate Paulina.

I simply HATE Paulina.

She's such a shallow witch.

I simply cannot stand her,

That f***ing little b*tch.

I think I speak for all of us,

When I say we want her dead.

Could we shoot her at the riffle range,

Or beat her 'till she's dead?

We all want Paulina dead,

Of that I'm sure.

Could we Ecto-blast her

Until she is no more?

But then again

Would she rise up as a Ghost?

She's the girl we'd love

To see dead the most.

But if she were to be a ghost

I would hang myself and die

Then I'd go and torture her

And mke her weep and cry.

So there is my poem

Of how much I hate her

Just thinking of her

Makes me-BLURGH

#1 Aug 07th 2006, 12:59pm

threadbare

You need to get out more. I suggest you get off the computer, call a few friends [you may possibly need more, though], make plans for the weekend, and stop making yourself look stupid over a cartoon.

#2 Aug 08th 2006, 2:13pm

AlliesWorld

My poem aint that good yours was um....okay? stick to writing stories a little longer though...

Sam’s point of view

Honestly

She’s a material girl

She’s living in her own world

What she says goes

That’s why you want her so bad

Why don’t you just look beneath your nose?

You see straight through me

Your eyes on her

She’s not from our world

We have feelings and thoughts and dreams

All she has is fake friends, perfumes, and things.

She can't feel what’s inside

She’s never there by your side.

Look inside,

See the truth

She’s a user

She’s an abuser

She thinks she got the world fooled

Her ego’s too large

And she has the ** to match

She tooth pick slim

Is that really the girl whom you dreamt?

#3 Sep 02nd 2006, 3:46am

threadbare

She’s a material girl

She’s living in her own world

What she says goes

That’s why you want her so bad

Maybe why Danny likes her, but I like her because she has potential. You're probably too shallow to have noticed it, but I don't really feel like an in-depth character analysis. Suffice it to say that she's more complex than Sam will ever, ever be.

Why don’t you just look beneath your nose?

That would probably make him go cross-eyed. Besides, you're misusing the idiom.

You see straight through me

Your eyes on her

And thank God for that.

She’s not from our world

So she's an alien? WTF?

We have feelings and thoughts and dreams

Just like Paulina. She feels happiness, insecurity, anger, jealosy, love... all sorts of things. She does think; she gets rather investiagative into her beauty because she thinks it's all she has. That actually shows determination. Oh, and she does have dreams -- rather small short-term dreams, but really, it's not like Sam will live happily ever after with Danny in a goth'd-up version of the Manson Mansion.

All she has is fake friends, perfumes, and things.

*affronted* I happen to like material possessions, and Sam seems to enjoy hers as well. Hot Topic clothes, goth makeup, black hair dye [according to genetics, Sam's hair should, naturally, be strawberry blonde, so I expect she does dye it], her precious "goth" music [although that poser wouldn't recognize Bauhaus or Siouxsie Sioux if they bit her on the bum]...

She can't feel what’s inside

Erm, yeah, she can. This may be a revolutionary idea, but Abercrombie T-shirts do not equate stupidity and superficiality.

She’s never there by your side.

[Danny reads this and laughs. That's not how things went last night...]

Her ego’s too large

And she has the ** to match

Tsk, tsk. Jealous much?

She tooth pick slim

And that's a bad thing? Personally I envy such a lithe form.

Is that really the girl whom you dreamt?

Ignoring the possible implications of that, I shall simply say that that was the most awkward bit of poetry ever.

#4 Sep 07th 2006, 5:02pm

AlliesWorld

please stop analizing me but will admit this was't my best work, when it comes to poetry from my point of view, i can write it well and it's be great work. I'm used to typing my own feelings into poems so this might have to do more with my friendship i almost ruined by a love triangle and it did have some sentences that people could take a preverted way but what it meant was, "is this really the girl of your dreams?" sorry,

i would so much like it more if you didn't corrected me on everything i said wrong, it's rude and mean, Just tell me what i could so to inprove it. then i would maybe right another and better version of it.

#5 Sep 07th 2006, 8:18pm

threadbare

Ignore me. I'm a beeyotch. I could be, like, Queen Isabella I of Castile.

[Edited because of typos galore.]

#6 Sep 08th 2006, 4:35pm . Edited Sep 16th 2006, 10:48am

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

Oh really?

#7 Nov 18th 2006, 12:47pm

threadbare

ya rly!

#8 Nov 18th 2006, 12:56pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

Well excuse me your royal highness. :P

#9 Nov 18th 2006, 6:45pm

threadbare

:O No sarcasm or I'll go all Grand Inquisition on you, foo!

#10 Nov 19th 2006, 11:23am

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

*runs from threadbear*

#11 Nov 19th 2006, 1:43pm

threadbare

Rawr!

#12 Nov 19th 2006, 2:12pm . Edited Nov 19th 2006, 2:12pm

threadbare

And you ALWAYS spell my name wrong. It's threadBARE, not threadBEAR.

#13 Nov 19th 2006, 2:13pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

sooooory

besides, i like threadbear better. I almost types threadbeer the last post. ^_^

#14 Nov 19th 2006, 3:01pm

threadbare

You can call me threadbeer.

#15 Nov 20th 2006, 6:48pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

I wonder why, and I am from now on.

#16 Nov 21st 2006, 7:01pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

ok, forget the whole "threadbeer" thing.

#17 Nov 21st 2006, 7:05pm . Edited Nov 23rd 2006, 8:10pm

threadbare

Yes, let's.

#18 Nov 24th 2006, 12:17pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

But that means we need another nickname 4 you...or do you still want Carly?

#19 Nov 25th 2006, 4:00pm

threadbare

Carly, Jessie, or Allie. You choose.

#20 Nov 25th 2006, 5:40pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

I like Carly best. My favorite names are Alexis & Imani.

#21 Nov 26th 2006, 1:09pm

threadbare

Carly it is.

#22 Nov 26th 2006, 4:18pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

Yes...it is. Though I may still call you threadbare.

#23 Dec 02nd 2006, 7:52pm

threadbare

Whatever floats your boat.

#24 Dec 17th 2006, 1:10pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

BIG YELLOW TAXI!!!!

#25 Dec 24th 2006, 11:46am

threadbare

FINE. Whatever floats your big yellow taxi.

#26 Dec 24th 2006, 12:17pm

MoRbId-AnD-InSaNe

No, no...it's a song.

#27 Dec 30th 2006, 11:33am

threadbare

It can still float.

#28 Dec 31st 2006, 10:44am

DannySamLover20

I love it. I hate Paulina as much as the next guy.

#29 Feb 03rd 2008, 5:19pm

mexicola

plz to be getting a life?

#30 Mar 15th 2008, 2:28pm

motnahp-724

Even though I hate Paulina, I hate Valerie more. SHE is the one who needs to be dead.

#31 Apr 17th, 12:09pm

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