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Topic: Kenny's Deaths

I am trying to collaborate all of Kenny's unfortunate accidental and purposeful deaths into one forum. I'll start:

1. When the Russian spacecraft landed on him in that halloween zombie episode.

Who wants to add 'em!

OBEY THE FIST!

P.S. Be sure to number them so we can count!

#1 Oct 10th 2006, 1:07pm

Glacierclaw

2. When the piano fell on him during Cherikee Hair Tampons.

^_^;;

#2 Oct 25th 2006, 1:40pm

Call Me Blue Streak

3. When he got shot with machine guns during 'Wing'.

OBEY THE FIST!

#3 Oct 30th 2006, 11:57am . Edited Oct 30th 2006, 11:59am

CjMlUvR-01

4. In Super Best Friends when he drowns himself in the cult xDD

#4 Nov 04th 2006, 9:08pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Apr 10th 2007, 5:20pm

Felix Cat

5. In that Marylin Manson episode where He is shot several times by police for carrying a White Flag

#5 Dec 14th 2006, 9:25pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Apr 10th 2007, 5:20pm

Call Me Blue Streak

6. When he gets that muscle disease in 'Kenny Dies'.

#6 Dec 15th 2006, 2:23am

Call Me Blue Streak

7. When he gets crushed by the elevator in 'Something You Can Do With Your Finger.'

#7 Feb 07th 2007, 6:47am

wousy wabbit

8. When Ozzy Ozburne's bites off his head at Chef Aid.

#8 Mar 26th 2007, 7:05pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Apr 10th 2007, 5:21pm

wousy wabbit

9. When Eric hits Kenny with the frying pan 'cause of the pink Christinia Aguilera bug.

#9 Mar 26th 2007, 7:08pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Apr 10th 2007, 5:21pm

Zanisha

10. When he gets killed in the treehouse partay.

Cartman: Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

Kyle: *passes by the treehouse full of screaming people* ... You bastards.

Ahah. That was, that was great.

#10 Jun 30th 2007, 5:38pm

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11. In the movie when he lit his fart on fire, then the doctors saved him and three seconds later his heart explodes 'cos a baked potato is there where his heart should be.

OBEY THE FIST!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

#11 Jul 01st 2007, 3:07pm

Lunagrrl180

12. scarificed to the John Elway (sp?) statue, Wacky Molestation adventure

#12 Aug 21st 2007, 7:56am

Call Me Blue Streak

13. In 'Scott Tenorman Must Die' when he laughed himself to death.

#13 Sep 02nd 2007, 4:21pm

Lunagrrl180

14. crushed by a pile of bricks in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime.

#14 Sep 07th 2007, 6:29pm

Fermata

17. He got poled to death in Cartman Land.

#15 Oct 30th 2007, 9:25pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Nov 03rd 2007, 3:02pm

Call Me Blue Streak

18. Crushed by a tree in 'Chickenlover'.

OBEY THE FIST!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

#16 Nov 03rd 2007, 3:03pm

Call Me Blue Streak

Here are all of Kenny's deaths from season 1:

101: Cartman gets an Anal Probe

Kenny is killed by: Shot by an alien ship, run over by a herd of cows and then by Barbrady in his squad car.

102: Weight Gain 4000

Kenny is killed by: Shot by Mr. Garrison, then launched onto the top of a spiked flagpole and impaled through the head.

103: Volcano

Kenny is killed by: Being lit on fire by a falling ball of magma from a volcano then crushed by said ball of magma.

104: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride

Kenny is killed by: Arms and head ripped off by Middle Park football (English read: Armor-plated, cone-shaped pass-ball) players.

105: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Kenny is killed by: Knocked by Stan's clone into a microwave and slowly roasted until he's a skeleton.

106: Death

Kenny is killed by: Touched by Death's skeleton hand. Instant death.

107: Pinkeye

Kenny is killed by: Crushed by a Russian spaceship, brought back to life by Worcestershire sauce, then killed again when Kyle sliced him in half vertically with a chainsaw.

108: Damien

Kenny is killed by: Damien turned him into a platypus, then Jimbo shot him three times with a machine gun.

109: Starvin' Marvin'

Kenny is killed by: Being eaten alive by mutant turkeys.

110: Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Kenny is killed by: Nothing. Kenny does NOT die in this episode.

111: Tom's Rhinoplasty

Kenny is killed by: Ms. Ellen threw a scimitar directly through Kenny's skull right between the eyes. Accidentally. Thanks to 'Just a South Park Fan' for this one.

112: Mecha-Streisand

Kenny is killed by: Hitting a tetherball which spins around the pole, wraps around his neck and suffocates him.

113: Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Kenny is killed by: Driven by an out-of-control go-kart onto some railroad tracks and run over by an express train.

You might think I'm a nerd for doing this... And you'd be right. *gives a thumbs up*

Season 2'll be added the next time I'm bored out of my skull.

And that's 12 deaths for season 1 and 29 deaths in total so far.

OBEY THE FIST!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

#17 Nov 08th 2007, 1:06pm . Edited Oct 15th, 12:17pm

Mulan Ayano

30. On episode It Hits The Fan he vomitted his intestines....:)

HEEYYYYY DANNAY!!!!!

#18 Apr 25th 2008, 8:05pm . Edited by Call Me Blue Streak, Apr 26th 2008, 3:15am

Call Me Blue Streak

Hi Meka, welcome back. :)

31. In 'Towelie' he fell into a vat of lava.

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VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

#19 Apr 26th 2008, 3:17am

Tweek'd

32. When the Underpants Gnomes drop their mine cart on him.

#20 Dec 05th 2008, 3:35pm

3words

33. When he is thrown into the ceiling by Mr. Jefferson (more like Mr. Jackson XD) in 'The Jeffersons'

#21 Jul 21st, 11:17am

Dnny By

sir, the starvin' marvin one is wrong

he was actually killed by the mutant turkeys

#22 Oct 12th, 2:52pm

Call Me Blue Streak

So it was. Thank you sir, your contribution has been noted and will be remembered when my mighty fist takes over the world.

OBEY THE FIST!

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

#23 Oct 15th, 12:16pm

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