Reasons why Cartman is a Fatstard! - Opinions on Cartman! Forum

Topic: Reasons why Cartman is a Fatstard!

*That one episode he called Ike a d*ld*

*He's a fat pig

*Didn't care for that lil' orange guy, I forget his name

-Music, Hold you down-

#1 Sep 03rd 2006, 1:47pm

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#2 Sep 05th 2006, 11:40am . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:58pm

BITE MY SHINY METAL **!

#3 Sep 05th 2006, 3:52pm

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#4 Sep 05th 2006, 4:19pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:58pm

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#5 Sep 06th 2006, 5:22pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:58pm

Listen you! I NEVER EVER said anything about hating Kenny, I just hadn't watched the show in a while and I forgot his and Stan's names so DON'T TELL ME I HATE KENNY! Also, it's just one character you Cartman-lover that's not even a sixth of the show! And I hate Chef and Mr Garrison too! And I was thinking "how the hell could I forget his name if my best friend's name's Kenny?!?!"

SCREW ALL WHO ACCUSE ME OF HATING KENNY McKORMICK!!!

#6 Sep 07th 2006, 3:33pm

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#7 Sep 07th 2006, 4:14pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:58pm

First of all, I was referring to Cartman not caring for Kenny, Second it's only three characters that I hate, and FYI I'm hispanic so I take Garrison's racisim seriously, and he's GAY! I hate racist homos, that's pointed directly at Garrison you **!

#8 Sep 07th 2006, 4:27pm

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#9 Sep 07th 2006, 4:38pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:58pm

FYI: I hate Chef cuz all he thinks about is making love! And he sings perverted songs too! Like in last night's episode on channel eight! That's why!

As for Mr. Garrison, it's not just that! His stupid little puppet ** me off so damn bad! *Breaks chair with bear hands* Aah! *acts like insane savage* bbblah! Ooh! ooh! ooh! ooh! ooh!

#10 Sep 08th 2006, 12:39pm

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#11 Sep 08th 2006, 12:54pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:59pm

Listen you! This is a forum for people who hate Cartman's fatstard **! So technically YOU are not even allowed here! And FYI how could you like Cartman if his momma's on the damn cover of 'Crack ** Magazine'?! So get out you **! And don't call me 'dude' FYI I'm a freakin woman!!!! And, yeah sure I like exclamation marks... *kicks Call Me Blue Streak out* AND STAY OUT OF MY DAMNED FORUM!!!!

#12 Sep 08th 2006, 3:41pm

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#13 Sep 08th 2006, 4:46pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:59pm

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#14 Sep 14th 2006, 10:17am . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 1:59pm

...Ummm. ^_^;

Let's just calm down here.

Call me Blue Streak: It's okay to not like characters of a show. Well, I don't take anything seriously. I like Chef though. Let's just calm down here. I think you have a neat forum idea, but Ash DOES have a more succesful FMA forum than yours...please don't take that like an insult, but I thought I'd get it out there...

Also, thanks for not trying to continue the war. Haha...

Ash, Even though you can't kick anyone out, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing with them. haha...

I dislike Cartman, but he'll end up living with his mother forever and die of heart failure. Look at it that way.

I don't mind Mr.Garrison because he's lost the war already. He can go around sucking, because he's really not gonna leave...someone has to teach the kids, and he does it with humor. Besides, I like him more than Ms.Chokesondick. *twitch*

I like Kenny because he chose to stay in Hell just so the others wouldn't have to or...something...it's been awhile since I've seen the movie. ^_^; My brother thinks he's the best character in the show. (he has a thing for unorthadox characters, like Osaka from Azumanga Daioh)

As for myself personally, (again?) I dislike Cartman, most of the time. If I had the time, I could post everthing that he's done wrong and the things that offended me.

I particularly dislike his character because, he does everything for personal gain.

If you look at it, he saved Kyle(who is my personal favorite) from the smug. But, he did it so he could have someone to make fun of. Butters' wasn't doing it for him. He goes to ridiculously great lengths so he can always have it his way, but is very intelligent at the same time. Such as, when he wanted his money back, and even made the boy's parents into chili, so he could get revenge. Most of the time, he has miraculous foresight, and other times, not so much. It's sort of like, if things go my way nobody gets hurt. But if he has a bad day for example, he might beat up the first kid that looks at him. Then he might be all "WHY THE HELL DO YOU A FRICKIN' EXPLANATION!?"

He thinks that the world revolves around him, not helped by his rather over-indulgent, erm, 'Mother'. This is a fact that will either attract, or turn-off viewers of the show.

Then again, that is part of the essence of the South Park, I feel.

"RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH" ....I do love this line though...

#15 Sep 18th 2006, 5:40pm

*sigh*

I wasn't talking about her FMA forum, I was talking about the SP forums. Naturally, FMA forums are more popular because it's a larger community.

Cartman's evil is just funny. Also, FMA fans' comments don't really seem to be helping her cause very much, it's like "If you don't agree with me then go to hell" type approach, and that's not what I think forums are about. Debating is a part of a forum, and some competition never hurt anybody.

OBEY THE FIST!

P.S. Wonder why everyone is calling me 'Call Me Blue Streak'... As if my name didn't give away what I wanted to be called... Aw, screw it.

#16 Sep 18th 2006, 5:47pm . Edited Nov 03rd 2006, 2:03pm

Haha. Pretty much. :)

...Oh. OH. OH! I JUST GOT THAT, sorry.

Wouldn't it be more simple to just name yourself Blue Streak? ^_^;

#17 Sep 18th 2006, 6:19pm

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It was taken. :-(

OBEY THE FIST!

#18 Sep 19th 2006, 12:08am

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Oh.

...Sorry about that.

#19 Sep 19th 2006, 11:29am

@Lili: Thanks Lili you saved my **.

@CMBS: THERE IS NO SAND IN MY **! THIS IS A CARTMAN HATERS FORUM! SO UNLESS YOU GOT SOMETHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT THAT LITERAL FATSTARD THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ** GOTDAMN FORUM!

#20 Oct 06th 2006, 4:18pm

...I didn't mean that last part...

#21 Oct 06th 2006, 4:24pm

Right... Saved your **... From someone who had given up arguing with you... Yeah... I'm just gonna post this cos of all the profanity in your last post. You're only proving my point further. About the sand in the **. Not even commenting on the reference to SP I made. And you can always delete the post. Duh.

OBEY THE FIST!

#22 Oct 06th 2006, 7:47pm

C'mon Ash, Blue streak, let's not go down that road again. I had never been in a fight with Ash, and likewise Y'know...

Blue steak, you know as well as I do that you're entitled to your opinions, and that's great, so just calm down and use the forums what they were made, not fights. Ash, I respect you, and I deeply care for you, but I can say the same thing to you. We all know that you are very enthusiastic in your opinions, but it can easily be taken for balatant rudeness, even that might not be your intentions sometimes. When we think about it, no one really had wanted a fight.

Ash wanted to have her opinions on Cartman known, and Blue Streak wanted his (you're a guy right?) opinions on this topic known as well. All I would like is a civilized discussion on the matter being Cartman. In all If we can just come to terms to agree to disagree, then we can use what these forums were meant for. I don't like it when threads break out into fights, and I don't want to have this one get screwed past the point of no return. If we can just think things through, have discuss what we like and dislike about Cartman that would be great! If not...well I can't control anyone's actions but mine. So, truce?

#23 Oct 07th 2006, 6:18pm

Truce. Hey I just got an idea! How about we change the title of the forum to 'Opinions on Cartman' and Blue Streak, you can put a topic on reasons to like Cartman, I can delete all these violent posts, and the three of us can start fresh if you can just please tell me how to delete posts, deal?

PS: I'm truly and sincerely sorry, I had no intentions (did I spell that right?) of having my forum break out into a fight, here is a fruit basket. *hands Blue Streak a fruit basket* Please don't hate me.

#24 Oct 08th 2006, 10:20am

Wow, that was... sudden. Sure, I guess. I don't hate you, I just don't take too kindly to being insulted... But, I guess I can give you a fruit basket too... Here. *gives fruit basket* bury the hatchet?

OBEY THE FIST!

#25 Oct 08th 2006, 12:23pm

Ok, you wanna get started? *gives some mini Snicker's bars from front desk of the bank* Soo...are we cool now Blue Streak? :)

BTW, you want some chips? *puts Dorito's bag in front of Blue Streak*...They're guacamole... ^-^

#26 Oct 08th 2006, 4:24pm

What do you say Blue Streak?

#27 Oct 09th 2006, 3:29pm

I say I'll post on it, but I've got my own forum to manage. Think you can handle it on your own?

OBEY THE FIST!

P.S. Thanks for the guacomole. Here's some Chocolate Salty balls for you! *gives balls* Enjoy!

#28 Oct 09th 2006, 3:53pm

Good! What do you say Ash?

*looks at chocolate balls*

P.S. ...I hope you don't mean what Darth Chef means...

#29 Oct 09th 2006, 4:34pm

Yes sir!

*eats chocolate balls*

here's some frito's!

#30 Oct 09th 2006, 8:20pm

Ughhh...I ate too much mashed potatoes at OCB... Want fruit bars? I have too many...

#31 Oct 09th 2006, 8:27pm

No, I meant regular Chef, fruit bars... sure! Enjoy the new forum when they get around to it.

OBEY THE FIST!

#32 Oct 10th 2006, 5:50am

@Blue Streak: Ok!

@Lili: Yay! fruit bars kick **!

#33 Oct 10th 2006, 3:44pm

Okay then. *dumps truckloads of Nutri-grain into thread*

Enjoy while I soothe my aching legs.

(I just started taking Karate again)

#34 Oct 10th 2006, 5:09pm

Mmmm...Nutri-grain...!

Awesome! Kick **! BTW why haven't you replied in my other forum?

#35 Oct 11th 2006, 4:00pm

I did, But I had trouble logging in...

I'm thinking of changing my pen name and getting a cool signature like "OBEY THE FIST"!

Maybe a South park quote...oh well, don't mind me. I'm just weighing my options.

#36 Oct 12th 2006, 3:21pm

How about 'RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!' or 'YOU BASTARDS!' or maybe 'I'll ro-shambo ya for it...'

And I'm touched that you think my signature is cool. Thank you. The good thing about it is that it can be modified to suit situations, e.g. At christmas it becomes 'OBEY THE JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!' Now...

OBEY... THE...

Wait for it...

...FIST! HA!

#37 Oct 14th 2006, 4:33pm

Hey Lili, how about: "OMG! THEY KILLED KENNY!" that's my personal favorite!

OMG! THEY KILLED KENNY!

...You're welcome to use it if you like :)

OMG! THEY KILLED KENNY!

#38 Oct 14th 2006, 4:56pm

Gee...there's just so many to choose from...it'll be tough deciding. ^_^;

#39 Oct 14th 2006, 7:12pm

How bout an FMA quote, or a Gravitation quote or anything you want, here's some:

"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! OR I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!" -Ed

or: "It's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kind of miss it...Ya wanna watch?" -Ed

or even: "You're a pimple on society's ** and you'll never amount to anything!" -Bender

Here's mine:

BITE MY SHINY METAL **!

#40 Oct 15th 2006, 4:21pm

Blue Eyes White Dragon64

Maybe, I should just go..........O_O

#41 Dec 23rd 2006, 5:59pm

NOOO! Don't leave!!!! I'LL MAKE YOU A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE PLUSHIE!!!!

#42 Dec 24th 2006, 2:05pm

Blue Eyes White Dragon64

*backs away very slowly*

#43 Dec 27th 2006, 10:29am

*breaks out sewing machine, stuffing, old t-shirts, and an MCR pic for inspiration*

#44 Jan 10th 2007, 4:34pm

Stardust - How about "VIVA LA RESISTANCE!"?

#45 Jan 15th 2007, 3:24am

Blue Steak- Thank You! But it's okay...I'll find something. ^-^ You're very nice.

#46 Jan 16th 2007, 11:47am