Favorite LOST Quotes - Lost and Loving it Forum

I have lots, though I can't remember them all. I'll go slow, lol.

Sawyer: "Well, well. Here comes Dr. Giggles."

Locke (to Walt): "You're having a bad month."

Charlie (after reading a bit of Claire's diary and getting shocked/disgusted looks and comments): "Ya, ya, I'm bloody scum. But look at THIS!"

~Red Bess Rackham

#2 May 27th 2006, 7:51pm

IloveAML

"How 'bout you put your mangos where your mouth is"

"Saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster..took the gun..thought it might come in handy..Guess what?! I just shot a bear!"

"Because he had a clip on badge..took that too..thought it was cool"

"I dont know my bloody blood type"

"What if I dont..you gonna beat me with your Jesus Stick? I find it a little odd that your scripture stick has dried blood on it"

#3 Jul 31st 2006, 2:57pm

Kate, to Sawyer: "Are you trying to be a pig or does it just come naturally?"

~Red Bess Rackham

#4 Aug 03rd 2006, 5:17pm

g2force

OH OH i think one of mine would be when hurley *beats* up sawyer. and he says all the nicknames hes ever called

him. i know its not a quote but still....its so funny

#5 Aug 12th 2006, 10:24pm

Dear Diary, Still stuck on the bloody island, today I.... swallowed a bug. Love, Charlie.

#6 Sep 12th 2006, 6:54pm

Teriffic.

Just 'cause I dropped out of ninth grade don't make me an idiot.

The French! The French are coming!!

Guys...where are we?

Ah, so you're just going to sink your way off the island. Sayid would be proud.

sorry kinda fell in love with the quote button-thingy!! it was meant to be all charlie but i think there's one from jack and one from sawyer in there.

#7 Sep 12th 2006, 7:03pm

I was just re-watching the pilot episodes today...

Kate (as she reluctantly g=takes the thread and needle set from Jack): "Any color preference?"

Kate: "Where did that come from?"

Sawyer: "I don't know. Bear village!"

Kate: "I meant the gun."

Hurley: "I DO exercise."

Hurley's mom: "Falling down is not exercise."

And one of my favs:

Hurley (to Sawyer, commenting on his glasses): "Dude! Looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!"

~Red Bess Rackham

#8 Sep 13th 2006, 5:18pm

"steamrolled harry potter" hah! love it!

#9 Sep 15th 2006, 1:41pm

Shannon: So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious?

Sayid: Definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands.

Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.

Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

(I love this one:)

Charlie: (as Jack messes with the transciever)Anything?

Jack: You keep asking if there's anything.

Charlie: Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was - RIPPED FROM THE COKPIT - he did say that no one's going to find us unless we get that transceiver working. So... is there anything?

~Red Bess Rackham

#10 Sep 17th 2006, 8:32pm

charlie: you lookin' at my bum?

ana-lucia: no, i'm looking at your gun

charlie: i beg your pardon?

and of course, my friend's favourite scenes from three minutes...

sawyer: what do you say, Doc? [jack looks at the bottle and goes back to collecting the guns] here i was thinking the irish drink when somebody dies. [he takes a drink]

jack: i'm not irish.

sawyer: neither am i. so what happened out there in the jungle?

jack: exactly what he said happened -- he found their camp...

swyer: i ain't talking about mike. you and freckles -- before you found him you all were gone all night.

jack: we were caught in a net.

sawyer: what the hell is that supposed to mean?

jack: it means we got caught in a net.

sawyer: is that what they're calling it these days?

sawyer: i never even knew her last name. ana-lucia.

jack: it's cortez.

sawyer: cortez, there you go. ...i screwed her.

jack: what?

sawyer: that's how she got my gun. ana, she jumped me. [jack looks puzzled] we got caught in a net.

jack: why are you telling me this, sawyer?

sawyer: because you're about the closest thing i've got to a friend, doc. because she's gone.

NAMASTE.

#11 Sep 29th 2006, 7:30pm

"It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, now would it?" -Charlie

~Red Bess Rackham

#12 Oct 13th 2006, 9:42am

Got Scots

These are kind of three random quotes but hey they're still my favourites and they're still the only ones I know by heart. (I don't feel like looking up any)

"The French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!"

-Charlie

"Sorry I uh... I spent all my American money on a taxi..."

-Desmond (he is SO cute when he says this. I'LL GIVE YOU MY AMERICAN MONEY, DES!)

"See yeh in anotha life, brotha."

-Desmond

#13 Oct 14th 2006, 3:58pm

Morganofthefairies

Season 2:

oh sorry, I must've confused that with the 9 trillion I am worth myself, and this baby is made of chocolate lollipops, so if you'll excuse me i'm going to spurt wings and fly off this bloody island!

So i started pushing the button too, and we pushed it together for a while at that was lovely... teehee i love the way he says 'lovleeeeey'

Season 3:

"It took the bears two hours." "...How many were there?" Sawyer cracks me up.

#14 Oct 14th 2006, 4:24pm

Wilddog14

"I'm the only Australian who loves peanut butter." -Claire to Charlie

#15 Oct 14th 2006, 6:24pm

when juliett says, "i think you're stubborn" and then jack continues to jump on his bed-thing just to strengthen the point. loved that, he looked like a two year old.

#16 Oct 17th 2006, 12:58pm

Lol, yes, I loved that. Although I didn't really like last night's episode very much, there were a lot of very funny Charlie quotes. Not that I can remember any of them enough to write them down, of course, lol, but I do remember two of Hurley's lines from last night.

*scary rustling in the bushes*

Hurley: "Um... bear? Is that you?"

Hurley: *very carefully looking anywhere but near or at Desmond... pulls shirt from his backpack, sniffs it and shrugs* "How do you feel about tie dye?"

~Red Bess Rackham

P.S. Next week's episode looks extremely scary!!

#17 Oct 19th 2006, 9:16pm

i KNOW!! all you have to say to get my friend samm laughing these days is "that's not a polar bear, hurley." SHE DOES NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!

oh but you forgot

desmond: is there anyone with you?

hurley: no...(desmond comes out) whoa, dude! there's someone with me!

#18 Oct 25th 2006, 1:09pm

i love it when jack's asking sawyer about his health and he asks questions like: "have you slept with a prostitute?" "have you ever had hepatitis?" "when was your last outbreak?" and then sawyer's all: go to hell, doc.

kate: so what's the problem?

jack: he needs glasses.

#19 Oct 30th 2006, 1:55pm

oh forgot this one! when that new random guy (dunno his name)is playing golf and desmond gives him tips

guy: you play golf?

desmond: i'm scottish, brother. cheers.

#20 Oct 30th 2006, 1:57pm

I LOVE that one about Sawyer and his glasses.

How about...

Hurley: "You're NOT REAL!"

Dave: *throws slipper hard at Hurley*

Hurley: "OW!" *pause* "Er... kay."

~RBR

#21 Nov 06th 2006, 9:56am

HURLEY: dude, did that bird just say my name?

SAWYER: yeah, it did. right before it krapped gold.

SAWYER: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards -- their heads are made of pathetic.

HURLEY: Prosthetic, dude.

SAWYER: You can't even spell bodies and now you're correcting me?

ah, dave. *snort*

#22 Nov 06th 2006, 12:55pm

spotpc

Sawyer: You taste like strawberries.

Kate: You taste like fish biscuits.

#23 Nov 29th 2006, 5:55am

JACK:[to Kate] Are you okay?!

KATE: Yeah, I'm fine.

CHARLIE: I'm fine, too, if you're wondering. Charlie's fine.

heh. every trek needs a coward!

#24 Dec 01st 2006, 5:35pm

HURLEY: 4,8,15,16,23,42...We're all gonna die...4,8,15,16...

KATE: Hurley, are you okay?

HURLEY: Me? Yeah, I'm great. I just have to, um, pee.

#25 Apr 28th 2007, 12:00pm

Bob D. Johnson

I have a new favorite from last night's episode.

Sawyer: What the hell are you doing?

Hurley: What the hell are you doing?

Sawyer: Taking a leak.

Hurley: So are we.

#26 May 03rd 2007, 12:20pm . Edited Jul 07th 2007, 10:37pm

LordXwee

Sayid-So what do you want us to do, shoot him like a dog?

Locke- No! I like dogs!

(I think that's from Enter 77 or Par Avion)

#27 Jun 25th 2007, 10:40am

spotpc

"Help me tie him up." - Danielle, on meeting Alex for the first time in 16 years. I'm still laughing at that.

#28 Jul 02nd 2007, 6:35am

SAWYER: So, you screwin' Jack yet?

JULIET: No, are you?

(He doesn't deny it. bwahaha )

#29 Jul 06th 2007, 6:12am

CagedFreedom

Hurley: "Shut up you..red..neck..man!"

Sawyer: "Touche"

(Trisha Tanaka is Dead 3.10)

#30 Aug 02nd 2007, 4:52am

JACK: [Looking at knife Locke has thrown at the airplane seat, narrowly missing Sawyer] You must be either a very good aim... or a very bad aim.

ANA-LUCIA: I tell you what to do. When I say "move", you move. When I say "stop", you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?

SAWYER: You first.

#31 Aug 21st 2007, 1:35pm

JACK: [about Sawyer] I'm gonna kill him.

KATE: That's not going to help us get [Shannon's] medicine.

JACK: Maybe not, but it'll feel good.

#32 Sep 01st 2007, 2:00pm

Jack: "Stand up."

Sawyer: "Why? You wanna see who's taller?"

Micheal (to Jin): "No, no! THIS one goes there, THAT one goes there."

Sawyer: "Hey Han, when you're done yelling at Chewie, you wanna gimme a hand here?"

~Red

#33 Sep 05th 2007, 10:38am

Oh God...I have soo many. I've only seen the first two seasons though, so all my favorite lines are from those.

Charlie: (to Eko) So...you go off into the jungle, you don't /call/, you don't /write/.....

And then later Eko takes Charlie's belt off. I found that very funny.

Charlie: You two ran away fantastically. I'm so glad my diverion saved you. I was only stung several hundred times. (picks up Kate's shirt) And someone left this.

Kate: Oh...it was full of bees.

Charlie: I'd have said C's actually....sorry.

Hurley: Did you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?

Charlie: No....but I saw a polar bear on rollar skates with a mango.

Ana Lucia: Jack and Locke are too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf! Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?

Charlie is my favorite character. I have a ton more qoute that I love but I'll stop there for now anyway.

#34 Sep 05th 2007, 7:41pm

From 'Outlaws':

SAYID: A boar took your tarp?

SAWYER:[sarcastic and ** throughout, mind] It was dark, but yeah. Pretty sure it was a boar.

SAYID: I thought the boar had vacated this area.

SAWYER: Well, Genious, I think we got some bad info.

SAYID: What was it doing inside your tent?

SAWYER: It was staring at me. Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.

SAYID: With your tarp? [Pause] Perhaps it wanted to go camping.

SAWYER: You enjoin' yourself?

SAYID: *evil grin* Yes.

A Charlie quote:

CHARLIE: [Offers Claire a teacup] What separates us from these savage Yanks if we can't drink tea, eh?

#35 Sep 09th 2007, 5:40pm . Edited Dec 28th 2007, 12:33pm

I love the boar quotes! That's such a funny episode! ^_^ It's funny to see Sayid joking around because he's usually so serious.

This one's from Live Together, Die Alone:

Charlie: John? It's Charlie. Eko is very upset, John.....John, seriously, you're about to be detonated!

I really like that one for some reason.

#36 Sep 10th 2007, 1:52pm

CHARLIE: They'll find us, they've got those satellites that can take pictures of license plates!

SAYID: If only we were all wearing license plates.

#37 Sep 10th 2007, 2:15pm

Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do!

That's like his catch phrase...

Kate: Come on, you're going to see Jack!

Sawyer: (whiny voice) Do I get a lollipop?

Sawyer: Hang on...I'm this close to the high score on Donkey Kong...

Jin: (in Korean, about their baby) Can we tell people?

Sun: Well, Jack and Kate already know...and Sawyer probably does too...

Jin: (in English) Daddy-O...

Sun: We'll be lucky if there's anyone left to tell.

Charlie: I'm a bloody rock god!

I love Sawyer! And Charlie too, for that matter.

#38 Sep 11th 2007, 4:38pm

My memory's sort of hazy on this one...

CHARLIE:[freaking out as Claire is having contractions] You need to calm down. Just breathe...[takes some deep breaths] One sugar plum fairy, two sugar plum fairy....

CLAIRE: I think you should go get Jack!

CHARLIE: I'm not leaving you alone! I can handle this. If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby!

CLAIRE: ..Charlie?!

CHARLIE:...Let me explain. I was a drug addict.

CLAIRE: Char..

CHARLIE: I'm clean now!

CLAIRE: Charlie?!

CHARLIE: What?

CLAIRE: GO GET JACK!!!!

It's hard to keep the name's straight...If Claire had an 'h' in her name, they'd have all the same letters... what's that called again....[mental block]

#39 Sep 23rd 2007, 6:48pm

Anagram, perhaps? Not sure. I know what you mean though. Those are all amazing quotes, btw, lol.

Speaking of Locke's catch phrase, btw, just reminded me of Eko's perhaps "most famous line":

"Do not mistake coicidence, for fate."

"What's a four-letter word for, 'I DON'T CARE'?"

-Shannon

Boone: *holds out a chocolate bar*

Shannon: *disgusted* "As if I'm going to start eating chocolate."

Boone: "You need to eat."

Shannon: "I'll eat on the rescue boat."

Boone: *still holding out the bar*

Shannon: "I'LL EAT ON THE RESCUE BOAT."

(Tee hee, I love Shannon. And Boone. And Charlie!)

"You all everybody! You allll everybody!"

-Charlie, singing :D

~Red

#40 Sep 27th 2007, 4:35pm

Sawyer: So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH1 has-beens? Yeah, fiendishly clever. ...And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?

Walt: I'm ten.

Sawyer: Then it must be true.

Walt: If you don't believe me, ask Sayid. He said we're not alone.

Sawyer: (very evil look) Sayid's back?

I like that one! ^_^

#41 Oct 02nd 2007, 11:51am

These are from end of s1-beginning of s2

Sawyer: (To Michael after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder with his bare hands) You got a Band-Aid?

( Locke, Kate, Hurley, and Jack hiking)

Hurley: You should go ahead, man. Don't want Locke making time with your girl.

(Jack rolls his eyes)

Hurley: Joke, dude.

Jack: Not really in the mood, Hurley.

Hurley: Really? Wow. Usually you're like, Mr Ha-ha.

(Jack laughs)

Hurley: There you go. Life's not so bad, right? Sure, the Others are coming to like, eat us all, and every once in a while someone blows up all over you, but we do get to sleep in every morning.

#42 Oct 03rd 2007, 7:33pm

(While they're packing unstable dynamite...)

Locke: You know how to play that game, Operation?

Jack: Sure. Don't touch the sides.

Locke: Yeah. I always...got nailed (picks another piece of dynamite)... on the funny bone. (Lifts the dynamite carefully.).........*BZZT*!!!

(Jack flinches and glares at him)

Locke: *grins*

Jack: You like to play games, John?

Locke: Absolutely.

#43 Oct 03rd 2007, 7:37pm

(Charlie singing "Eensie Weensie Spider"

CHARLIE: (About crying Turniphead) It's no use. I can't get him to stop.

HURLEY: Here, dude, let me try something... (Looks seriously at Turniphead. Bursts into song:)

I FEEL GOOD! nanananananana

I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW!nanananananana

I FEEEL GOOD!nanananananana (Begins dancing)

I KNEW THAT I WOULD, NOW!nanananananana(Both dancing

SO GOOD! bop bop

SO GOOD!bop

I GOT YOU

na na Na Na NA!

#44 Oct 03rd 2007, 7:42pm

(cont'd)

(Turniphead starts to bawl)

Hurley:...Dude, that's all I got.

I've been trying to find the quote of Sawyer reading the car magazine to the baby. Anyone got it?

#45 Oct 03rd 2007, 7:45pm

(After Arzt blows up)

Hurley: Dude, that was messed up.

#46 Oct 03rd 2007, 7:48pm

Michael: They blew up the raft, took Walt, because YOU made me fire the flare!

Sawyer: At least Walt is on a boat, probably wrapped in a blanket with a cup of cocoa!

(Can't remember exactly what Michael says here..)

Michael: (still mad at Sawyer) Well, we know why that shark's hanging around...your shoulder!

Sawyer: Well, I'll just stop bleedin' then!

Sawyer: That gun's only got one bullet, she ain't gonna waste it on- (gets hit by rock thrown by Ana) OW! Son of a **!

Kate: (after finding out that Sawyer's following her) You're stalking me now?

Sawyer: Stalking you? I was protecting you!

Kate: From what, Southern perverts?

#47 Oct 04th 2007, 1:58pm

Sonofabitch is like, Sawyer's catchphrase. Or at least his favourite swear word.

#48 Oct 04th 2007, 3:35pm

I know! He says it all the time! I was rewatching the pilot episodes a few weeks ago, and I started laughing my head off because Sayid called Sawyer a son of a **. I was like, "Hey, you stole his word!"

#49 Oct 06th 2007, 1:04pm