Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam, then we can all sing Kumbayah and do trust falls!

Haha, Libby looks so shocked after he says that. She's like, "What? I don't know what to do!"

SAWYER: I never been to Disneyland.

[Kate doesn't drink]

SAWYER: Aw, that's just sad!

Sawyer: For example, I know you've never been to college.

Kate: How do you know that?

Sawyer: If you had, you'd heard about I Never.

Kate: I have never...worn pink.

(Sawyer drinks)

Kate: I knew it!

JULIET: We were building a runway.

SAWYER: Runway, for what?

JULIET: [Turns to him] The aliens.

[She smirks]

JULIET: I don't know what for, do you think they told me everything?

SAWYER: Yeah yeah, whatever you say. So you screwing Jack yet?

JULIET: No. Are you?

Charlie: No, saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango...

Sawyer: It's three men and a baby. I counted Hugo twice.

Charlie: Are you looking at my bum?

Locke: What is that, some kind of code?

Ben: No John, unfortunatly we dont have a code for 'Theres a man in my closet with a gun to my daughters head'...... although we obviously should.

Charlie: I know food is scarce but, your shirt?

Charlie: (To Jack and Kate) If you guys are finished verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

(Upon teaching Jin English...)

Jin: I'm... sorry.

Sawyer : Okay, nice. Keep it coming...

Jin: You... were...right

Sawyer: Okay, that's two. Hit me...

Jin: Those pants... don't make you look... fat.

Sawyer: Now ya got it! Only three things a woman needs to hear!

Sawyer: It's warm, it's flat...it's beer!

I like that episode. ^_^

(after running through the jungle being chased by bees...)

Charlie: (holds out Kate's shirt) I think you dropped something.

Kate: It was full of bees.

Charlie: I'd have thought C's, actually.

Hurley: You're not real!

Dave: (slaps Hurley across the face)

Hurley: Ow! But you're not -

Dave: (slaps him again, harder)

Hurley: OW!!

Dave: We can do this all night.

~Red

Sawyer: Is Little Red Riding Hood gonna follow the big bad wolf all the way back to his stash o' guns?

JJ ABRAMS: My mom, every Sunday, she'd play Mama Cass and vacuum and cry .

LIBBY: What's going on?

HURLEY: Jack and Sawyer are finally gonna beat each other up.

Sawyer: Why don't you put your mangoes where your mouth is?

- Hurley to Jack

- Ben to Jack

Charlie: You do know I DETEST you, John? You do remember...punching me repeatedly in the face and accusing me of using heroin?

Charlie: Are you mute, John? Ah, well, I'm sorry about that. So where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures as well?

Locke: I saw Boone.

Charlie: And what did he have to say for himself?

Charlie: Trees? Yes, I've heard they're wonderful conversationalists.

Charlie: You're not using drugs, are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero-tolerance policy you've introduced, and I'd hate for you to have to start punching yourself in the face.

Charlie: So I stand out here and keep watch, just in case you devolve into a monkey?

Locke: (pulls out hairspray)

Charlie: Hairspray? I hate to have to break this to you, but...

Boone: Well, I guess you'll get your voice back when you've got something worth saying.

Desmond: Are you alone, brotha?

Hurley: Yeah, I'm alone.

(Desmond comes out naked)

Hurley: WHOA! Dude, I'm not alone!

Hurley: So...the hatch exploded...and blew off your underwear.

Desmond: Do you want to stand here and go into detail about it?!?

*Charlie-fangirl giggle at all the Charlie quotes* Hah, I loved that episode.

Here's a classic fav of mine...

"Guess what, I JUST SHOT A BEAR!"

-Sawyer

~Red

Jack: But.. I gave you that wink..

Hurley: Yeah... I saw you snap that guy's neck with that break-dancing thing you do with your legs, so I think I’ll hang back here.

Here's a gooder from season one I recently rediscovered:

Jack: "What do you think his story is?"

Charlie: "Locke? He's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all of his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin. That was my first impression, anyway... then he saved my life."

Jack: "So you trust him?"

Charlie: "Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there's one person on this island I would put my absolute faith into to save us all, it would be John Locke."

~Red

Here are some scenes that made me laugh, unsurprisingly they all involve Hurley. LOL

- - -

Hurley: Did either of you see a bald guy in slippers with a coconut come through here?

Charlie: No. But I did see a polar bear on roller skates with a mango.

- - -

And this one happens when Charlie is saying that Harley is still big and he must have another source of food.

Hurley [replying to Charlie]: For the record, I'm down a notch on my belt. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna want to give me a piggy back ride!

- - -

(A group of survivors are standing around talking)

Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!

Michael (surprised): Polar bears?

Charlie (aside to Michael): You didn't hear about the polar bear?

- - -

And this is probably one of the few scenes in the first season that made me laugh outloud

(Locke, Jake and Hurley are standing around in a circle talking)

Hurley: Hey, you don't think Kate did it, do you?

Locke (looks confused): Why would Kate poison Michael?

Hurley: Well....you know, the whole fugitive thing.........

(long pause while Locke looks even more confused and Jack shakes his head)

Hurley (looks at Jack): He doesn't know?

(Jack shakes his head again as Locke looks on)

Hurley (throwing his arms up in the air): Well, how am I supposed to keep it straight who knows what around here???? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear!!!

My favorite line from Lost is probably....

SAWYER: Son of a....AW! It peed on my shirt! Took it outta the bag, and peed on it!

Outlaws

Kate:I need a gun. And you don't get to ask why.

Sawyer:Well, Thelma, bein's as I got all the guns, I DO get to ask why.

Maternity Leave

Sawyer(to Hurley):Oh, you gotta a little love connection goin' over there, Jabba?

Whichever one that's from

Kate(to Locke): So you're saying that the dog was your sister?

Locke:Well that'd be silly.

Outlaws

Hurley(to Charlie):Death finds me, dude!

-Vincent comes out of jungle with arm-

Hurley:-sees key-Hey, Vincent, c'mere!

-Vincent runs back into jungle-

Hurley:C'mon, help me catch the dog!

Charlie:No, you go ahead. Chasing a dog with a skeletal arm into the jungle...

Tricia Tanaka Is Dead

"...campared to the 900 trillion I am worth myself! And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna flap my wings and fly off this island!

I don't know about favorite quote.... But my most favorite moment is when Hurley shares a candy bar with Ben!

I like those Hurley-Ben moments!

Hurley: ( eating crackers )

Ben: Those crackers are fifteen years old.

Hurley: ( looks questionabley at him ) ( munches on another cracker )

Desmond: "I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much."

---

Hurley: (*to the unconcious Marshal*) "Hey, guy, are you awake? ...Yo, there's a rescue plane! We're saved! Yay! *pause* Yeah, he's out."

---

Hurley: (*to Sun*) "So, Seoul. Is that in the good Korea or the bad Korea?"

---

Ben: "We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground cave..."

~Red

SAWYER:

'Yeh, time travel's a **.'

--

(being shot at in the canoe when the sky lights up)

"Thank you LORD!"

(they're in the middle of a storm)

"...I TAKE THAT BACK!"

--

CHARLOTTE:

"*giggle* We're not supposed to eat chocolate before dinner.. *dies*"

I've got a bunch...

Sayid: Shannon! Are you okay?

Shannon: Do not help me up!

Sayid: Let's go back.

Shannon: Why don't you believe me? I need you to believe in me.

Sayid: I do believe in you.

Shannon: You don't! No-one does. They think that I'm some kind of joke. They think I'm worthless.

Sayid: Shannon you are not worthless.

Shannon: You say that now, but you don't... You're just gonna leave me. I know as soon as we get out of here you're just going to leave me.

Sayid: I will never leave you. I love you. And I believe you.

Shannon: You do?

Sayid: I do.

When I was watching this with my mom, I was like 'She's so gonna die in like five minutes now,' and my mom was like 'No she isn't,' and then she died. It was tragic yet funny.

Hurley: Want a fry?

Sayid: No, thank you.

Hurley: Maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people all the time.

I'm still cracking up from that, and it was like a month ago.

Shannon: What's a four letter word for 'I don't care'?

---

Shannon: Boone, stop flirting with random guys!

---

Sawyer: Winner by a knockout. Nice one, Doc. Now someone can tell me who or what this son-of-a-** is. [Ethan tries to get up, Sawyer points his gun at him]Uhn, uhn, uhn, Jungle Boy. Not even for one second.

---

Hurley: We've gotta look death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'

MORE!

Carmen Reyes: Maybe if you pray every day Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds, and bring you a decent woman, and a new car... [Phone rings]

Carmen Reyes: Oh! That must be Jesus! Hola? Momento! Yes, it is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!

---

Carmen Reyes: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

---

Sawyer: [To Ana-Lucia] You want me, Hot Lips? Gonna have to come down here and get -

[she slams the cage top]

Sawyer: **.

---

Sawyer: Howdy, boys. Thanks for the rescue.

Michael: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.

Sawyer: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

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