Ok, I would like a few people to RP with me. I love Kyle so I will RP kyle x3. I only want the main characters because otherwise it's too much. So can I have someone to RP cartman... Someone to RP Stan.... and someone to RP kenny?... X3 I know it's wierd to have evereyone have only one character each but I find it kinda... I dunno just annoying when one person rps more than one XD. I would like us to Rp on here and no REALLY long paragraphs. Prehaps not even paragraphs. Just a simple RP.

No one else join the RP, we are happy like this x3

Hey, I'll roleplay with you as Cartman if you want. :D

Yes, of course ^^ Thanks for joining. I thought I'd have to wait for ages like other people, and I hate waiting... x3

You can start. And you can RP another character as well if you want. I know I said I want each person to have only one character each, but just while we wait. Then when someone else wants to join they can have one :3. You choose first (if you want another character as well) And you can start first (start the RP first)

ooc: If you meant you wanted me to choose between Stan and Kenny, I guess I'll do Stan. And alrighty, I'll start.

Stan, Kenny and Kyle stood at the bus stop just like any other boring weekday. Stan was looking forward to the weekend because Modern Warfare 2 was coming out, and his mother had promised to take him to the store to get it because he was able to keep his grades up. Time had crawled by slowly since she made that promise - it couldn't get to the weekend fast enough. The game was coming out today, but his mom didn't need to go to the store today and wasn't going to take Stan just to get a game. He had been wondering when Cartman was going to get there when some indistinct, familiar yelling was heard from the distance. As the voice got closer, Stan had no doubts as to who was joining them at the bus stop, finally. "You guys! You guys, guess what? It's so awesome!" Cartman ran up to the three boys excitedly, clutching on to his backpack like it was his very life. "What is it, Cartman?" Stan asked, shaking his head. They might as well get Cartman's news for today over with so they could move on. "Okay, well you know how your mom said she'd take you to the store this weekend to buy the new Call of Duty game?" Cartman started, addressing Stan. Before he could answer, Cartman continued. "Well my mom preordered it for me, annnnnd..." Cartman felt around inside his backpack and pulled out a copy of Modern Warfare 2, showing it off proudly to his friends.

OOC// Yes, and ok, Fine with me! I'll also be Kenny then ^^

Kyle, Stan and Kenny were standing next to the bus sign as usual. Where the ** is Cartman? Kenny thought, though all of them were probably thinking the same thing. But just then, Cartman came running towards them like there were no tomorrow, Screaming "You guys! You guys, guess what? It's so awesome!". He carried on and on, and nothing seemed to catch their attention, until he pulled out a copy of Modern Warfare 2 from his backpack. "Holy **! How the hell did you get that? Was it free?" Kenny squirmed, as he rarely ever got video games. Kyle just rolled his eyes trying to hide his jealousy. He knew if he mentioned anything Cartman would say 'And Kyle can't play!' or something like that. He folded his arms and said "Dude, it's illegal to have copies of games or any sort of DVD." Kenny shrugged quickly and snapped "Who cares, dude? Why are free things usually illegal?" Kyle rolled his eyes once more. "Because, if you copy a DVD of CD of some sort, the people who own it aren't getting the money they should be getting!" Kenny frowned at Kyle, then turned towards Cartman "Can I play it with you first?" He added, with his muffled voice.

"Oh, you guys are so naive. It wasn't free. It costed sixty bucks and it's perfectly legal." Cartman said, watching as Kenny and Kyle fought over the legality of his game. Stan panicked at hearing Kenny request to play with Cartman first, stepping forward quickly. "No way, I get to play it with him first because I'm nicest to him!" Stan said, knowing perfectly well that he had called Cartman a fat ** as well as the other two, but maybe not so much as Kyle had. Stan's comment gave Cartman an idea. "Alright, since you guys are so eager to play my game with me, we'll do a little contest." Cartman said slyly, and Stan sighed, a bit afraid of what was coming. "You all have to be real nice to me and the first two to insult me three times are out of the competition, and the remaining kid wins and gets to play with me first." Cartman knew it would be hard for them, but it would be worth it to make them be nice to him, because this was the coolest new game right now. Stan, Kenny and Kyle were obviously quite desperate to play, even though Kyle hadn't made it obvious - the envious look in his eyes was enough. After the contest was over, Cartman would decide if he actually wanted to live up to his end of the deal and let the winning boy play with him. He might not feel like sharing at that point, but time would tell.

ooc: Just a quick question - do you roleplay Clyde at all?

Kenny turned to Kyle and said "See, it wasn't free!" giving a smug look, Kyle replied "But you never said that did you?" Kenny just replied with a "Hmph", then turned back to Cartman. Cartman began to talk about a competition. When he finished, Kyle sighed "Fine, I'll join in..." Kenny growled "You don't HAVE to, Kyle". "But there isn't anything else to do is there!?" Kyle snapped. Kenny, feeling desperate to play the most popular game right now, "Ok, the competition starts... NOW!" He shouted, and ran towards Cartman, and put his arm around his shoulder. "Hey dude, what's up?" Kyle sighed, thinking, Your over reacting, Kenny. But instead, said nothing. Kyle folded his arms. "So anyway fa-" He stopped himself from saying fat **, because he wanted to play the game so much. It's just they were so use to ripping on Eric. "- So anyway Cartman, where did you get the game? It's really cool." He said, taking away his frown. He just tried to imagine Cartman was Stan. "My parents won't let me borrow any of their money, so I have to earn some."

"I got the game at EB Games, obviously. Well my mom got it, but yes, it is very cool and I will be playing it all day after school." Cartman was glad everybody agreed to the challenge. He loved playing with his friends' minds, and offering such a great reward as this was prize enough to make them bend over backwards for him. Whenever he was bored, he could always count on his friends, so he could mess with them. "And just how do you plan to earn money?" Stan sighed - the weekend was not going to come fast enough. He really wanted a head start at practicing the game before he bought it, so he could enjoy it with some experience of playing the game. He hoped that at least the challenge was enough to stop Cartman from ripping on Kenny for being poor and Kyle for being Jewish. If their little contest could at least do that, he wouldn't be upset if he slipped and lost. There was too much tension between Cartman and Kyle anyway... forcing them all to be nice to him actually wasn't the stupidest idea ever. "I'd be playing it all day after school if I had it, too." Stan replied truthfully. He had decided to not suck up to Cartman and just be nice to him in a more casual way so he wouldn't get sick of it really fast. He had a feeling that's what might happen to Kenny and Kyle if they tried too hard.

Kyle nodded to stan's reply. "I would too." Kyle lloked around, then said "So... What are we going to do for the rest of the day?" Kenny agreed "Yeah, I just so wanna play the game!" Kyle added "We have to do something fun, that way the day will feel like it's going faster!" The bus then arrived infront of them all as usual. They all hopped on like they would everyday. "But it's impossible to have fun during class time. All the work, and writing and stuff." Kyle sighed, then sat on the seat he always sat on. Kenny sat on the seat that was behind Kyle. They each moved up so the other two could sit down. The bus began to move towards the school. Kyle began pondering what they could do for fun, where as Kenny was day dreaming of the game.

"Well, well, well! People, you are getting so ridiculously ahead of yourselves!" Cartman said, sitting next to Kenny while Stan hopped up on the seat to join Kyle. "You're assuming you're all going to win, which is clearly not the case. Two of you aren't going to be able to play the game," "Yeah, but I'm still getting it this weekend," Stan piped up, turning around in his seat to face Cartman. "Exactly - this weekend, Stan. That might as well be next year," He pointed out, and Stan sighed. Cartman was right... it was going to take forever to get to the weekend because he was so looking forward to it. "It's a good thing I got it when I did," Cartman smiled happily, a smile that was mostly meant to increase the jealousy of his friends. Stan didn't want to talk about it anymore, because the less he thought about it, the easier it'd be to get time to move on.

ooc: Sorry I haven't responded. I've been busy studying for a stupid test. If you're really interested in roleplaying as Kyle, the roleplaying site I go on might need a replacement for a rather inactive Kyle... we're just waiting to hear back from the roleplayer to see if she'd be willing to give up the part of Kyle to a more active roleplayer. I was just letting you know in case. And lol, I'm playing Trey's characters and you're playing Matt's.

OOC\\ That's ok. And, really? I'd love to take the role of Kyle on your site :D That is if the other person is willing to. What site is it? Could I have the url? And yeah, lol.

Kyle looked down at his shoes, tapping them slightly. Then watched Stan and Cartman chat about the game. By the end of it, Eric was showing a smile that made Kyle jelous, but he didn't show it. He just gave Cartman a frown, then turned to look out the window. To Kenny, Stan, and Kyle, this was gonna be a long ** day. Kenny was just bouncing up and down on his seat, just looking up, dreaming of the game. Everything they said made him more eager to play it. "Dude, this is gonna take too long!" Kenny whined "If only it were the weekend..." He added. "Maybe we could bunk school" Kyle said, chuckling.

OOC\\ Sorry for a short post, I have alot of homework I need doing :(

Kenny and Kyle were complaining about the long week ahead of them, and it was only bringing Cartman's great mood down. His smile just eventually disappeared, having no hope whatsoever about the days ahead of him, filled with stupid school, and their stupid teacher giving stupid assignments. Stan sighed as Kenny whined, wishing it could be the weekend. "Dude, if it were the weekend, we could all just go to my house and play the game," Stan smirked, trying not to think of how far away the weekend really was. 5 days, 120 hours... it was going to be seemingly endless. "Ahh, if I could skip out on school, I'd go straight home and play the game. If I could... I'd be in such a good mood, I might pick one lucky friend to play with me," Cartman said, having his hope restored with Kyle's hopeful statement.

ooc: The website is http://z6.invisionfree.com/South_Park_RP/index.php but we haven't heard back from the roleplayer yet as to whether she's okay with you taking over or not, so you might wanna just hang around and check it out until then. Read the rules and stuff... make a random account and read the posts we've made. I'll let you know as soon as it's a go. We've got a pretty kickass Christmas plot going on right now, too. :)

OOC\\ Thanks. I made an account. It's called WhiteWolfFox. I'll check everything out :)

Kyle turned to Cartman, his smile had gone. Kyle raised and eyebrow, then turned to face the front again. Kenny looked out the window, watching the cars flash backwards and forwards. Just then did he see the game they all wanted. But it was on half price! Kenny could just about afford! Kenny jumped from his seat, and pressed the stop button on the bus 5 times. He jumped to the door when it stopped. Kyle looked confused and wide eyed. "What the hell are you doing Kenny?" He asked, but Kenny had already leaped off the bus and was making his way across the road. he bagan to run backwards, facing Kyle, Stan and Cartman, who were still on the bus. He pointed towards the half price sign. Kyle watched him and said "Oh..." However, everyone knew what was coming. A car ran Kenny over, blood splashed every where, and there was a puddle of flesh and bones in the road.

Cartman bounced happily in his seat, staring at the game that was tightly gripped in his greedy little hands. Suddenly the bus halted to a stop after an excited orange flash went by; Cartman, Stan and Kyle watching as Kenny started to run across the street, happily pointing at a half-price sign for Modern Warfare 2, and a car ended the little boy's bright hopes. Stan watched in surprise as mice gathered around the gory mess that used to be their friend, Kenny McCormick. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" He cried out, as the mice carried Kenny's remains away; he pointed out the window of the halted bus at their dead friend.

ooc: sorry for the short post. I am being called by my parents right now. Haha.

OOC\\ That's ok. Mines kinda short too. Also, sorry for taking ages to reply, I've been having problems with one of my friends.

Kyle was sad but they were all so used to Kenny dieing. It would usually happen everyday, and if not, the days he didn't die he was usually not in because of some kind of illness. "You bastards!" Kyle added after Stan, completing the catch phrase. No one else in the bus seemed to care, but that was always the case. The bus closed the doors, and the driver didn't even call the ambulance or anything. Kyle sat back down on his seat as the bus began to move again. "Looks like it's just between 2 people now" Kyle said, leaning to look backwards, although he knew it would most likely be Stan who Cartman would choose. (ooc\\ Can we make it be Christmas on here? if so:) "Even if I don't win, my mom said she'd get me the game for Hanuka." He lied. He knew the main presents were dreidels in Hanuka, and the rest were boring too.

ooc: I totally know what that's like... :( And yeah, it can be Christmas.

Cartman gave an amused grin at Kyle when he mentioned Hanukkah. It always made him laugh to think of how Kyle was the only kid in all of South Park (excluding his brother Ike) who didn't get to celebrate Christmas because their mom was a big fat **. Cartman always made it a big deal around Christmastime to point out how different Kyle was... it was just another easy way to tease him. "I bet your mom wouldn't even be allowed to buy the game because she's a stupid Jew." Cartman said, amused. "Sh-" Stan began to try and shut Cartman up, but he held the word back, knowing what was at stake. "I'm pretty sure anybody of any race or religion could buy the game," Stan offered instead, giving Kyle a reinforcing smile; hoping he wouldn't talk back to Cartman. The worst thing was that Cartman knew that would set Kyle off and make him lose the bet. Stan didn't want him to get that satisfaction, especially with his best friend. The bus pulled to a stop in front of the school, and Stan closed his eyes, worried about Kyle's response.

Cartman began calling Kyle's mom a **. "Shut the hell up, Cartman!" He Began, forgetting about the game for a while "At least I'm not a giant fat ** like you!" Stan had said something that calmed Kyle down a bit. Kyle felt the bus stop. He jumped off the seat and leaned towards Cartman "You shut your big fat mouth or I'll kick-" He stopped, and suddenly covered his mouth like a little baby, as if he was terrified of something. Kyle had remembered about the game. He blew the chance, and now he became jealous with envy. Oh well He thought, but still actually feeling like **. At least I won't have to suffer being nice to him. Kyle closed his eyes, still frowning, moved his hands back to his sides, and sighed. "And I know I've lost, but I don't give a **!" Kyle said quickly, as he walked off the bus, waiting for Stan.

OOC\\ Yay more swearing xD

Stan put his head down and shook it slowly - Kyle had lost his cool. It wasn't okay for Cartman at all to use something he had and they didn't to try and give them ** without getting anything back from them. It was a cold, dirty, rotten trick... a very characteristic thing of Cartman to do. "Well, Stan, I guess you won!" Cartman grinned, following Stan off the bus and watching as all their confused classmates passed them by, wondering what the new deal between Kyle and Cartman was this time. "No, you can just forget it Cartman. I don't care about your stupid game, and when I get it this weekend, I'm going to invite Kyle over as soon as I get it, and we're going to play it together." Stan said, looking towards Kyle. "Right, Kyle?" Cartman's face dropped as he thought of that one level in MW2 that he had read about... perfect for multiplayer. If Stan wasn't going to play with him, then he wouldn't have anyone to play it with, and he couldn't enjoy the level pretty much meant for multiplayer by himself. Before Kyle could respond to Stan's offer, Cartman butted in frantically. "No, I think I'll just let Kyle off with a warning! Yeah... you get 2 warnings, and after the third strike, you're out!" Cartman crossed his arms and nodded his head once, as if that was that.

ooc: Yeah, isn't it the best thing ever??? XD Oh and good news - Ashley, the creator of the SP website said you could be Kyle because Meg hasn't shown up for almost over a month now. :) Maybe you can save our plot by being an active roleplayer (maybe on The Coon's side...? But it's up to you) as one of the main boys. =D

As Stan and Cartman got off the bus, Kyle could see the frustration in Stan's eyes. "No, you can just forget it Cartman. I don't care about your stupid game, and when I get it this weekend, I'm going to invite Kyle over as soon as I get it, and we're going to play it together." Stan had said. Kyle smiled, at Stan's thoughtful comment. Stan was Kyle's best friend, and had been for ages. After Stan added on "Right Kyle?", as Kyle opened his mouth to speak, Cartman butted in. After he had finished his irritating comment, Kyle frowned. He was looking forward to playing it with Stan. It wouldn't be so fun with Cartman, they were enimies. Every time Kyle thought back on how many times Cartman has made fun of him for being Ginger, or what Cartman would call, a 'DayWalker', and of course, being a Jew, it made Kyle hate him even more. He thought about Stan for a second. Maybe if he agreed, it would seem a bit selfish towards Stan, since he had just stood up for him. "No," Kyle replied, "I'll play it with Stan. You agreed to have only one chance".

OOC// Yay! I love RPing as Kyle! I'm only RPing him on another website, but it's not active anymore, and there are only 3 users (including me)... :/ And I'd love to join in with the plot! I'll read the posts on the thread if you tell me the name of it :)

Cartman's mouth hung open in surprise. Did this, the best game ever, mean nothing to them? Well, if they were going to make this awful decision and hold out on him like that, then he'd have to find another way to manipulate them, or give it up completely...for now. There always were new, evil genius plans popping into Cartman's head, so he'd just have to wait for the perfect moment. "Well, fine then! I don't need a stupid Jew to be playing my games anyway!" Cartman huffed and started walking into the school. Stan smiled, he was really glad Kyle hadn't taken Cartman's offer. But then again, he was pretty sure he wasn't going to. Kyle and Stan were the best of friends, and no temptation of playing a stupid game could ruin that. Sure, they had arguments before, but it really didn't last that long, and when they got over it, they got over it very well - and went right back to being best friends again. Stan couldn't help thinking that if him and Kyle were chicks, they wouldn't be able to fix their friendship so fast after having a fight. They'd probably want to give the silent treatment to each other while spreading mean and untrue rumors about the other. Stan figured that was just how girls worked. "Well, the weekend can't come fast enough, then..." Stan sighed, walking into the school. He imagined his mom proudly presenting him the game early Saturday morning, claiming she would keep his dad away from him so he could play it in peace. A smile spread across his face - if he could keep that image in mind, it wouldn't be so hard to make it to the weekend, especially having Kyle over to look forward to.

ooc: Yeah the plot is the category "Christmas Is... Cancelled?" With the story, rules, and all that. I'd be really grateful if you could think of some kind of a reason for Kyle to join The Coon's side because I don't have really any active members on my side, (Laura/Wendy has joined my side but she's in a way different time zone and pretty busy) so it'd be nice if I could. :) But it is really up to you. Also, you may want to talk to Ashton, who roleplays as Token Black and two original characters, Summer Crestwell and Marie Dobbs, about where Summer and Kyle are in their relationship. Because when the other Kyle roleplayer, Meg, was more active, she and Ashton made Kyle and Summer a couple. There is another forum in The Playground called "Ze Return" that you would be appreciated in as well, because it's about the comeback of Ze Mole when everybody thought he was dead. That way you can get started right away without waiting for us to get you started on a bunch of new topics. :)

As Cartman left, Kyle murmured to Stan "Fat **" chuckling, then followed Stan into the school, smiling. "Could you see the expresion on Cartman's face? Man he was so ** off!" He added, looking at Stan. Though, he could tell Stan was probably paying no attention. He was probably day dreaming of the game, well, at leats that's what Kyle was doing. He had just mentioned Cartman to fill the silence. He hated walking with someone but not even talking. It seemed rude to him, although, he knew it wasn't. Kyle was looking forward to playing the game with Stan more than he was with Cartman. It was less tense now, they didn't have to do any competition. And the day would go so much quicker if they could still rip on Cartman. It would last for days otherwise, or at least feel like it were lasting for days.

OOC//Sorry for such a short thread. And thanks for the info :D So how do I change my name to Kyle Broflovski as the username or whatever?

Stan, Kyle and Cartman made it into the classroom ((I hope you don't mind I put Kyle in there. 0)XD)) -Cartman smiley. lol)), Cartman and Stan sitting in their desks. Stan waited for Kyle to come take the empty seat next to him, and maybe they could talk about how great the game would be until Mr. Garrison came in. He was also looking forward to recess and lunch, because he was planning on spending some time with Wendy, and couldn't wait to tell her that he was getting Modern Warfare 2 this weekend. "Oh Stan! That's great!" She would say. "Let me make you snacks while you play with Kyle! I'll also help your mom keep your dad out of here, and make sure Shelley leaves you alone!" Yeah... this weekend was definitely going to set a top record for best weekend ever. Maybe Stan could convince his parents to let Kyle sleep over, too. Starting Friday, and he could stay for the whole weekend! He was sure his parents wouldn't have a problem with it, it was just Kyle's mom that was the big issue. She could be pretty strict sometimes.

ooc: That's okay, I made a short one too. Haha. I already took care of that and your new username is Kyle Broflovski, with the same password. It should've sent you an email about that, anyway. So you can start roleplaying as soon as you like.

((I don't mind x3)) Kyle jumped up onto his seat. Mr Garrison always took ages getting to the class, so they had to do something. Everyone else was talking, so Kyle leaned towards Stan. "Hey, Stan!" He said "I can't wait for the weekend! Modern Warfare 2 is like the biggest selling and newest game ever!" Although, Kyle knew that at one point, obviously there would be an even more cooler game, but for now, this was the best yet! Kyle waited for a reply, while he was smiling. ((Who is RPing Mr Garrison? And if you want to, mind if I add just this small part? x3)) Just then, the door opened, and Mr Garrison enetered the room. "Ok children let's take our seats" He said, like he always does. Kyle sat firlmy down on his chair.

OOC\\Thanks :)

Stan was happy that Kyle was excited for the weekend to play MW2 with him, and he couldn't wait to suggest his plans of sleeping over for the weekend. "I know, dude! And it's got the best multiplayer maps ever!" Stan gushed excitedly. Cartman rolled his eyes, annoyed. He was perfectly aware of that, but thanks to Stan's stupid speech to Kyle, he wasn't going to get someone to play it with today. "I was wondering if you-" Stan started to suggest the sleepover idea to Kyle, when Mr. Garrison came into the room and told everyone to take their seats, even though nearly everyone was already in them. ((We can both just roleplay as him when we need him to do something. Haha. Agh. My stupid cat is trying to drink my chocolate milk! XD)) Stan leaned back in his chair slightly, knowing they'd have to now discover what stupid topic they were covering in school today. "Okay, children, so as you might have heard, there's a big thing going on with Tiger Woods and all the mistresses he apparently has." Mr. Garrison started talking, while writing on the chalkboard the name of Tiger Woods, his wife, and all the ladies who had claimed to have a romantic relationship with him. Cartman rolled his eyes. "Like I care about some douche who plays the least manliest sport ever." Cartman scoffed.

ooc: Nooo problem. I'm looking forward to having you RP with us! You make such a good Kyle! :D

As Mr Garrison wrote on the chalkboard and Cartman made comments on it looking a bit smug, Kyle placed his elbow on the desk, his eyes half closed, as he leaned his head on his hand. Mr Garrison's lessons were normaly just things about some kind of sex or love. He never taught real lessons. "Now kids, as you may have heard on the news," Mr Garrison informed, even though everyone knew it wouldn't have been "Lawton, one of Tiger's Mistresses, said 'He really did like it quite rough. He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.'" He ended the sentence with. A few children had read this in the newspaper, the rest -or at least most of them- were looking at the teacher, eyes wide, like Kyle. Kyle didn't read the Newspaper.

OOC\\Thank you again ^^ You make a good cartman :D

Cartman listened to Mr. Garrison talk about Lawton and his eyes widened, feeling a bit violated on even listening to what he was saying. A smirk spread across his face as he saw an oppertunity to bug the teacher. "Are you sure Lawton's name wasn't really Mr. Garrison?" Cartman commented, and Mr. Garrison glared at him. The kids were laughing at his comment, and Mr. Garrison crossed his arms. "That's enough out of you. Shut up and listen to the lesson, Eric." The teacher turned back and started up with the lesson again. Cartman sighed and leaned back in his desk, a look of intense boredom on his face. "Oh my god, dude, this is going to take forever." Cartman tapped his fingers on his desk, looking around at the walls. It must've been awful for the walls never being able to leave the room, and having to smell Mr. Garrison's gayness all the time.

ooc: Thanks! :D

The class began to laugh at Cartmans remark on the lesson, even Kyle. He thought most of the things he said were funny, even if he didn't like admitting it. Mr Garrison then crossed his arms, and scolded Eric. He than started on with the lesson again. Kyle was now leaning on the desk. His arms both on the small little table, his head leaning on them. Kyle gazed into mid air, thinking about the game. However, sooner or later, Mr Garrison had to do it to everyone. "...Kyle. Are you day dreaming?" Kyle jumped up "Uh, no" he replied. "Then what was I just talking about?" Mr Garrison asked. Kyle loooked around then replied "Uh... I don't know". Mr Garrison frowned "Exactly. Now pay attention." and turned back to the blackboard.

OOC\\Also, I know I've asked on the cbox a million times this question, but there are so many messages after that that it won't let me see my message and the answer xD. It won't let me into the secret base or whatever for the Coon and Mysterion, because you know i was gonna make Kyle join 'The Coon's' side? But it's saying I need a password.

Mr. Garrison could've given Cartman a disease with all his incessant talking, he was sure of it. But finally the class was over, and the kids were free to go to lunch. The kids rushed out of the classroom, eager to get away from the horrible lesson their teacher was giving them, and lined up to get their lunch. Stan was happy it was finally lunchtime, because he could tell Kyle his plans for the weekend now. "Hey, Kyle, I was wondering if you were free this weekend, because since I'm getting the game, I was thinking of asking my mom to let you sleepover for the whole weekend to play it with me! What do you think?" He asked, shuffling ahead in the lunch line as more kids got served their lunch from Chef.

ooc: I PMed you with the password. If you ever need any other questions answered, feel free to just PM me your questions and I can get them answered right to your inbox. :)

Kyle lined up for Lunch, standing behind Stan. "Cool!" Kyle sounded excited at Stan's idea "We'd probably be up all night" he said, chuckling. "I'll ask my mom tonight too, I hope she says yes." Finally, they got to the counter of food. ((We'll both RP all staff X3)) "Hello children!" Said Chef like he usually did. ((Hope you don't mind me making all of them say something... lol)) "Hey chef!" Kyle, Stan and Cartman replied, like they always did. Kenny had died as always, so he couldn't say anything. "What's for lunch, chef?" Questioned Kyle. "Roast beef, carrots and pees." Chef smiled. "Kind like... Christmas dinner?" Kyle added onto his question. "Yep. Santa is almost here!" Chef lied, because every adult knew Santa wasn't real.

OOC\\ Thank you! :D And I will :3

"I know, we're going to have so much fun!" Stan said, and they came in front of Chef, who greeted them all, and they replied like usual. ((It's okay, they always say that, so it's a given. Haha.)) "Oh man, Christmas is going to be the best!" Cartman exclaimed. "I'm going to get toys, and games, and little things in my stocking that I'll probably only play with for five minutes and then throw away! It's going to be great!" "You don't want to forget the true meaning of Christmas, children." Chef warned as he loaded up their trays with the delicious food. "What's that, Chef?" Stan asked, even though he was pretty sure he already knew. He just wanted to know what Chef thought. "Love, children." Chef smiled. "It's when you find a perfect lady and exchange romantic gifts by the fire, singing Christmas carols to get in her pants." "But it's mostly about the gifts, right? Because that's what I do all day long." Cartman pointed out, and Chef shook his head. "Nope. It's about the love with a beautiful woman," Chef said, matter-of-factly. "Yeah, don't be so selfish, Cartman." Stan said, picking up his tray and going through to the cafeteria to sit.

ooc: By the way, what time zone are you in? I gotta figure out so I know when to be on when you're on. Hah.

As the children moved along and sat on a table with four chairs. "Damn, Cartman. Don't you know anything about Christmas? It's not just abotu presents." Kyle exagerated, from what he heard from Chef. Although Kyle couldn't be sure himself, as he didn't celebrate Christmas, he celebrated Hanuka. He picked up his knife and fork, and cut a bit of the beef off, and placed it in his mouth. Everyone in the cafateria was shouting as usual, most of the girls just screaming for no reason like they always do. Sometimes it made kyle just want to shout out 'can you talk a little less loud?!' But he didn't, otherwise he would be no better than them, and he would most likely get detention for shouting, even though it would probably help out the teachers.

OOC\\ well it's about 02:13 PM here right now. I'm in Europe, south east London. That's as best as I can answer x3

"Yeah, Cartman." Stan agreed with his friend. "Weren't you listening to Chef? It's also about love. And about the stuff he didn't mention... friendship, and giving to the less fortunate, and caring about everybody else." "Sure, you guys. Once you give all your presents to stinky old homeless bums, then I'll believe you," Cartman scoffed and ate his food. Stan rolled his eyes at the ignorance of his friend and looked to Kyle to start an excited conversation about their weekend. "I bet my mom would have no problem with you staying at my house for a whole weekend. I think just your mom is the problem..." Stan started. "Yeah, big fat **." Cartman interrupted. "Shut up, Cartman." Stan glared at the interruption. "Anyway, I think your mom is the only problem, and she shouldn't have that much reason to say no, should she? So as soon as she gives you permission, you can get all your stuff and come over to my house after school on Friday. Then my mom can give us some snacks and pop and we can play Modern Warfare 2 all night long, and get all the achievements!"

ooc: Okay since I'm stupid, I'm going to have you do something else that should help a bit better. If you go to www.neopets.com, there should be a clock in the right corner that shows the time, and goes NST (Neopian Standard Time). If you tell me how many hours ahead or behind your time is from NST, then I'll be able to figure it out.

Kyle listened to Stan's wonderful speach. It was so caring, but Cartman interrupted it with one of his silly comments, "Once you give all your presents to stinky old homeless bums, then I'll believe you," Kyle hated it when Cartman made remarks like that. Soon after that, Eric irritated Kyle more, by calling Kyle's mom a **. Kyle frowned "Shut up, fat **!". Stan started to talk about the weekend sleepover and Modern Warfare 2. "I'm sure my mom will be ok... but I don't really know. Sometimes she's kinda strict... And I hate it when she's like that." He said Sounding disappointed "But if she does say no, I'll try and convince her all day, until she gives up!" Kyle smiled, "So we basicaly have no other choice but to play it all weekend!".

OOC\\ Your not stupid xD & according to the clock on neopets I am 8 hours ahead :D

xD Morgan! Sorry, I'm a lurker. Morgan told me to read your posts because they were funny/interesting/both and I just thought that the part about neopets was funny and worthy of a xD

Haha this is an interesting topic...I'm going to continue lurking if that's alright with you both!

"You shut up, Jew boy!" Cartman glared back at Kyle, and couldn't take it when he turned his attention back to Stan. If he was going to fight him and talk back, and call him a fat **, then he might as well have the decency to listen to him and pay attention when he was insulting him. After all, some of the main reasons Cartman bugged Kyle all the time was because he wanted attention. The only way he knew how to get attention was to... be a complete jerk, really. "I'm sure she'll give in, Kyle. It is around the holidays so maybe she'll be in a good mood, huh? Maybe you should just tell her how grateful you are about the miracle of the oil or something and you want to tell me all about it and it might take a weekend to tell me everything that happened. Maybe she'll be so happy you're preaching your religion, that she'll let you stay!" Stan suggested. He was willing to try anything to get Kyle to his house for the weekend. "Maybe you guys could go drink lotsa oil while you're at it..." Cartman muttered angrily, not being able to stand being ignored. "Shut up, Cartman!!" Stan yelled at his friend, who smiled at the response he was asking for. Stan rolled his eyes. He'd never be able to figure out that twisted mind of Cartman's. It was even more complex than the female mind. Hell, it made the female mind seem to make sense.

ooc: Hahaha, Ashley, that's fine, of course. I love this topic, too. We have such amazing skills of playing Kyle, Kenny, Stan and Cartman, if I do say so myself. Haha. :) And that means we're 7 hours apart. That'll help me figure out when I should get on to respond to this topic and for when the site comes back up on January 1 when to be on. :D

Kyle heard Cartman moan about him as usual, but he ignored. After all, Eric had made fun of Kyle ever since he could remember. Kyle shrugged it off by pretending Cartman wasn't there. Kyle managed to listen to Stan's suggestion well. "That sounds cool." Kyle commented "She's bound to give in!" Kyle smiled. Hopefully the idea would work. It seemed simple enough. After all, compared to the other crazy adventures they've had over the years, this one was one of the easiest. But somehow, Kyle still had a feeling that something was going to add a twist to this fun time. Modern Warfare 2 is one of the best selling games right not, and the boys couldn't get away with something this good in the town of South Park.

OOC: Haha, that's alright Ashley x3 And also, sorry for not replying for a few days. With Christmas and all it's been kinda buisy and I've had to do alot of work. But hopefully after new year I'll be more active. I just got a south park 2010 calender from HMV ^^

"Yep, she'll pretty much have to!" Stan smiled widely, not being able to think of a single reason why Kyle's mom would say no to him after this master plan. He ate his lunch quickly and waited for his friends to finish so they could get along with the day. Now that things seemed to be working out for them, this weekend was probably going to be the best he's had in his whole life. It'd just be him and Kyle, the way he always had the most fun. Kenny wouldn't be there to distract them with his rather dirty mind, and Cartman wouldn't be there to rip on Kyle's religion. His mom would be able to respect his need to keep Shelly and his dad away, so they'd have no interruptions. He hardly asked his mom for any favors, so this would have to be granted by her.

ooc: You got a South Park calendar too? I got one for Christmas!! Does it have like, Jimmy on February and Chef on July? And have quotes from the characters on the calendar portion like "Hello there, children" for Chef and "Kick **" for Cartman and nothing for Kenny? Cause it's the same one as mine if it does. Haha. I'll be more active after holidays too. I'm studying for my learner's license and I have lines to memorize for a play. It really sucks because I THOUGHT I was being Sebastian for the play and then everybody quit and now I have the main role and... UGH. I have a lot to memorize in a very short time. -_-

But can we skip to Friday now?

OOC\\Lol no, I'm afraid it isn't a calender like that, but yours sounds cooler!! Dammit!! lool. Mine has just different scenes from episodes and quotes from the episodes. Not quotes like "Jesus christ!" and stuff lol but there is one from that episode when the teachers ask cartman to be a teacher. it says as the quote "It's okay to cheat, as long as you cheat your way to the top!" and another one where it says one of the verses from that 'do what you wanna do' song. And I feel bad for you lool x3. Yeah, my annoying science teacher has given me 3 peices of homework to do and its too complicated . And I agree, let's skip to friday now lol. Could you start? I gtg now and do some more of my homework and stuff. Only if you want to start though.

ooc: Wow, really elaborate stuff there. Haha... but I love that episode. Mr. Cartmenez... "How can I reach these keeeeeeeeedssssss???" I say that all the time. Along with: "Ohhhh, Kahhll's monneyyyyy." Hahaha. And it's fine for me to start, I have no problem with it. :)

"...and so Kyle's asking his mom if it's okay, so can he come if he's allowed?" Stan finished his explanation to his mother of his plans for the weekend. He took a deep breath afterwards, as he was trying to explain the whole exciting situation in one breath. Sharon crossed her arms and cocked her head to the side for a moment to think about her son's request. "I suppose it's alright," She nodded, and Stan started a celebration dance. "I just hope you don't mind your friend Eric joining you two this weekend." "WHAT?" Stan froze and looked up at his mother. This was supposed to be a weekend for just him and Kyle... no dad, no sister, just MW2 and them... all weekend long. Why the hell was Cartman coming? "Well, Liane told me that she needs to go out of town this weekend, and she can't find anyone else to watch him. I told her that we could house him for the weekend. That's not a problem, is it?" Sharon had no idea that she was actually voicing the very thing that would ruin Stan's whole weekend. It was a problem. He wanted to hang out with Kyle without the tension between him and Cartman, with him making fun of Kyle for being a Jew, and all that. He could have definitely gone through the weekend without that. Stan sighed and looked up at his mom, shaking his head. "No... it's not a problem." Stan said, and started heading for the phone. "I'm going to go call Kyle now..." He went and dialled Kyle's number, and waited for him to pick up.

OOC\\ Lol I love that Mr Cartmenez too x3. And yeah, that one where he is always like "Mmm Kyle delicious moneeeey" xD or something like that. Isn't it the episode where he makes a bet that he could put something up his ** and then he would ** out of his mouth? xD lol. And thanks for starting.

Kyle explained the long story to his mom, trying to make it as short as possible. By the time he had finished, Sheila was frowning in concentration. Should he go? Kyle Waited impatiently, biting his bottom lip. "Please?" He added. Just then, Gerald came in, Kyle's dad. "What's going on?" Asked Gerald, "Kyle wants to go round his little friend Stan's house for the weekend. Do you think that's ok?" Sheila went on. Gerald was ok with it "I think it's ok. That is if you don't mind about it, Sheila." Sheila shrugged "Well I suppose it's ok then..." Kyle grinned "Yes! Thanks mom and dad!" He said, and went up to his room. He sat in there for a while, on his computer looking at videos on Youtube -After all, there wasn't much else to do in his house. Kyle could play with his brother, Ike. But he was too young. If only Stan was his brother, that's what Kyle always thought.- But then his phone rang. Kyle turned to the door, and opened it. The phone was downstairs, so he made his way to the bottom floor. "Hello?" He said, answering it.

ooc: Yeah, that's the one.

Stan sighed as soon as he heard Kyle's voice, making an effort to sound as annoyed as possible to let Kyle know something was up. "Well, I just talked to my mom and she's fine with everything, except... Cartman's going to be here for the weekend because his mom is 'out of town'." Stan explained, sighing once again and rolling his eyes with such a rage that he wouldn't be surprised if Kyle heard it. He felt awful at the events that were likey to take place that weekend, starting with Cartman calling Kyle a dirty Jew, with a remark from Kyle that would start a whole issue. Stan would have to listen to that all weekend, and... well, that was pretty much his whole weekend down the drain.

"You have to make sure you're all packed, sweetums," Ms. Cartman stood in the doorway of her son's room, watching him zip up his suitcase. "Well, duh mom, what do you think this is?" He motioned towards his now shut suitcase, packed full of his favorite toys, including Clyde Frog, Polly Prissy Pants and Rumpertumpskin. He threw in some clothes and pajamas in there too, but his toys took priority. "Alright, as long as you're sure you have everything you need. Mommy's going to drive you over to the Marsh's house, and then I'm going to pick you up on Sunday around 8 pm, okay?" She patted Cartman on the head and he pushed her hand away. "Fine, mom, just don't be embarrassing." He knew it was quite pointless to ask, because every time he mentioned it, she would do something that made whoever watched laugh at him. He hated when people laughed at him.

Kyle's eyes widened at what Stan had just told him over the phone. It was as if he had seen a ghost. Usualy people would find it irritating but would put up with it if you told them someone they hated was coming round as well as you, but Cartman was a big enemy of Kyle. Rivals. "What?" He said, bold and frustrated. "But... Uh... What?" He repeated, not knowing what to say. "But Cartman is going to ruin everything! Did you try reasoning with your mom?" He asked franticly. "And there I was, thinking everything would be so fun. I was gonna ring you later and tell you that my parents said yes, but now theres no point" Kyle growled. He wasn't annoyed at Stan. He was his best friend, and he knew this wasn't his fault. Cartman probably asked his mom if he could go to Stan's house for the weekend, Kyle thought. Because he could have gone to Kenny's house instead, but oh no, he knew we were going to have such a great time, so he HAS to do something to ruin it. Then Kyle asked Stan another question "Did you ask your mom if he could goto Kenny's house?" He knew it would make no difference. Cartman was probably already on his way in the car.

OOC\\This is gonna be such a good twist lol

"She seemed so set on that's the way it was going to be, there was nothing I could do to reason with her," Stan said, feeling even more awful now that he heard how flustered his friend was about this whole thing. "I doubt Cartman would let his mom take him to Kenny's house, because remember when we were there because our parents wanted us to get the chicken pox from him? He hated the 'lack of food'... he'd just whine until his mom let him go somewhere else." Stan heard the doorbell go off and completely freaked out... it was probably Cartman. He ran to his door and slammed it shut so he could finish the phone conversation in peace. "There's gotta be some way we can stop him from ruining our fun," "Stan! Eric's here!" Sharon called to her son. "Come and say hello!" Stan looked down at the floor, pinching the bridge of his nose with his eyes squeezed shut. He did not want his friend bullied all weekend. "I have a plan, and it might be real ** your part, but you just gotta work with me on this: how about you don't show you're annoyed at anything he says? He gets all the glory of making fun of you when you have a reaction. If you don't, maybe he'll give up and not completely ruin our weekend." Stan suggested to Kyle, desperate for any type of plan. This was the only one he could think of that he actually had some sort of control over. He couldn't just ask his mom to get rid of Cartman.

ooc: Yeah, I know, haha. I was thinking about making Cartman be there for the weekend ever since I came up with the Stan asking Kyle over for the weekend thing. XD

"That sounds good... it still won't make our weekend brilliant but it will most likely make Cartman ** off, and I love seeing him get annoyed when his plans of evilness don't work." He said, sounding completely serious when it was only a weekend sleepover "I'm totaly in. Is he there with you?" "Kyle get your coat and bring down your suitcase, were leaving now." Called Sheila. Kyle looked towards his suitcase a replied back "Ok mom wait just one second!" "Well hurry up because were already a bit late." She shouted from downstairs. "Ok dude I'm on my way over right not just keep fat ** happy by doing something dumb with him. He has no brain he won't give a ** what you do to please him. Ok anyway I'm gonna go now so see ya in a min!" Kyle told Stan before putting the phone back on the hook and running off to get his suitcase and put on his coat. "Coming!" He yelled to his parents so he could be sure they could hear. Kyle ran down the stairs and put his suitcase in the boot of the car, then hopped into the back seet, with Ike already there waiting on the baby seet. Kyle's parents soon joined them. They all strapped in their seet belts and were off. Kyle watched out the window, thinking of the game.

Finaly, they were there. They all got out of the car, got Kyle's suitcase out of the boot and rang the doorbell to Stan's house. Kyle was smiling and so excited about playing Modern Warfare 2. If they ignored Cartman's silly comments and criticism (-- I can't spell xD) then it would at least be about 10% less worse than Cartman was already making it. Kyle hadn't even got inside and he was dreading he thought of seeing Eric's face and hearing his hates about 'Jews' and 'Gingers' and his so called 'Daywalkers'.

OOC\\ Wow XD

"Yeah, he's here... I'll keep him occupied." Stan let Kyle get off the phone to get over to his house, and bounded down the stairs to greet Cartman. "Oh, hello Stan." Cartman smiled angelically, but Stan saw the look in his eyes that confirmed his and Kyle's suspicions that he just wanted to ruin their weekend. Sharon simply smiled at Cartman's politeness and told him he could go put his bags in Stan's room. Stan stayed back for a moment to roll his eyes before following Cartman up to his room. Eric threw his bags in the corner of the room and sat on Stan's bed. "So, what are we going to do when Kyle gets here?" He asked innocently, as if he was blissfully unaware of the weekend he was brutally murdering. "Probably start playing MW2," Stan replied casually, glancing over at the copy of the game sitting on his desk, still in all the shrink-wrap. He wanted to wait until Kyle got there to open it. "Well, well, well. I happen to be quite the expert on that game," Cartman smiled. "I'm sure you are. Let's talk about how much hippies suck or something," Stan offered, wanting to talk about something that would make him happy to vent about, to put him in a good mood for when Kyle got there.

After a long, boring time of listening to Cartman's speech of how much he hated hippies, and how much they sucked, and how much they were useless... the doorbell rang, and Stan knew exactly who that would be. He rushed down the stairs, and Cartman followed him to the door. Stan opened the door to reveal Kyle, just as he had expected. "Hey, Kyle!" Stan greeted excitedly. "'Sup, Jewboy?" Cartman said casually. Stan was pretty sure Kyle shouldn't get too angry at that, after all, that was Eric's ususal greeting towards him now. It wasn't technically criticising Jews, it was just acknowledging the fact that Kyle was a Jew, and a boy. No harm meant at all... except for that was the exact opposite of Eric's intentions.

ooc: I got kicked off the website for like 10 minutes because it wouldn't load... but it's working again now.

"Hey dudes!" Kyle said, replying to both of them. "Ok Kyle, we'll be off now." Said Sheila, as Gerald nodded. "Ok, bye mom, bye dad." Kyle replied kindly, then walked into Stan's house and shut the door behind him. He took off his coat and hung it on the banister "Where should I put my suitcase? Your room?" Kyle questioned Stan. Now that he was finally at Stan's house, they could go on the game. Kyle was so excited, that he wouldn't care if he lost his suitcase from putting it outside. They would be up on it all night, that is if Cartman didn't bother them all day and make them so warned out from him that the would sleep at night. Maybe they could go to the woods that was in the South Park town, and just walk around, distract Cartman, then run off and get him lost. That would be a bit mean, but Stan and Kyle didn't care about him. They once was going to kill Cartman by shooting him when he didn't want to give away his trapper keeper. What a dumb ** Kyle thought.

OOC\\ Yeah same with me.

"Yeah, you can just take it to my room. The game is there after all, and I haven't even opened it yet. I wanted to wait until you were here," Stan said, and Shelly came out from the kitchen to see what all the fuss was about. "Well if it isn't the gathering of the turds," Shelly smirked, her headgear interferring with her speech. She wasn't so bothered about the Eric Cartman kid, because he was pretty okay. He helped her when Skylar was being a jerk, and his heart was in the right place. As for Kyle and Stan -- even though one of them was her brother -- they were major turds. "Hello, Shelly," Cartman smiled, knowing Stan would be bothered by the fact if Shelly and Cartman got together and had reason to be angered at him, he would be in deep trouble. After all, Shelly always was able to beat Stan up effortlessly. Cartman had to keep hold of this relationship he had with Stan's sister, because she could be the muscle for anything he needed, and he could be the brains. He was positive it could come in some use someday. "Hi, fat turd." Shelly had a different tone of voice speaking towards Eric, because she "respected" him more. As much as you could respect a kid 4 years younger than you. "EY! I AM NOT FAT!" As alright as Cartman was, Shelly couldn't help but think he was a little dissolutioned when it came to his statement. "Yeah, Cartman - why don't you talk to Shelly for a while? You two have a lot of catching up to do," Stan offered, and rushed upstairs to hopefully get Kyle in the room and lock Cartman, Shelly, and his mom and dad out.

Kyle was about to run upstairs, when Shelly appeared. Kyle then bagan to look at Stan, trying to get him to run up with him. But then Shelly said hello, calling them turds. But then Stan got Cartman and Shelly to start chatting, and ran up the stairs with Kyle. They both ran into the room as if a lion was chasing them. Stan locked the door, luckily before anyone else to catch up with them. Kyle began to chuckle under his breathe, Cartman was sure to be ** off with what they had just done. "Phew." Kyle said quietley, and chucked his bag onto Stan's bed. Soon after the run, he noticed the game, rapped up in plastic. He grinned, and ran over to it, looking at the back of Modern Warfare 2 to read what you have to do and all of that. "Whoa" Kyle gasped. You would think it were some kind of mirical the way the boys worshipped it. "I can't wait to play it! Let's not open the door for anyone all day." Kyle told Stan, luaghing a little bit from what he had just said. Especially Cartman, kyle thought. He was the whole reason why they were worried that the weekend could be ruined. But if they just didn't let him in all day, it would be like he was never there. But what if Shelly helped him out, just like Cartman had helped out her? But that wasn't of their worries right now, all that mattered was that they were alone and safe for the moment.

Stan slowly approached the game and picked it up off his desk. He took it over to where Kyle was standing and offered him a corner to start opening. Stan got his fingernails in the little triangles on the edges, and started pulling the shrinkwrap off his precious game. "I already have the computers set up in here, so we don't have to worry about going out to get computers." Stan told his friend as they came closer to playing the game. He didn't care what Shelly and Cartman were doing downstairs as long as they left the two friends alone. Perhaps they'd get along well enough like last time, they wouldn't even have to worry about them at all. Stan was so excited for spending the weekend with Kyle, because it was starting to look quite promising that Cartman wouldn't be a problem, and he'd keep Shelly entertained; he's good at that with people like Shelly. He had to keep from peeing his pants, because of all the excitement that was present... the smell of the freshly unwrapped game was so intriguing, he couldn't wait to see what the real gameplay was like.

Kyle took the other side of the wrapping that Stan had offered him, and began to tug at it impatiently. This is going to be like World of warcraft, but better, Kyle thought, then said it outloud. "This is gonna be better than when we played World of warcraft, cause we won't have Cartman here to play with us." He didn't mention anything about Shelly would probably help Cartman find a way to get in, because it was unlikely. Anyway, he didn't want to ruin their fun. Finally, the game was unwrapped. "This is gonna be so cool!" He sounded filled with excitment, almost jumping up and down, but not quite. Kyle wasn't thinking about Cartman anymore, his mind was thinking of the game. Now all they had to do was put it on the computer. After it had done the setup and all of that crap, they would be playing a whiz.

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