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Topic: GAME: Harry Potter Silly Answers

There's this really fun thing which some of you may have done on other forums. This is how it works:

One person asks a question about HP, then the next person gives a completely silly answer to it and asks another question. And it keeps going like that.

#1 Jul 16th 2007, 10:46am . Edited by Lexie-H, Mar 30th 2008, 12:34am

I'll start with the first question:

Who is You-Know-Who?

#2 Jul 16th 2007, 10:48am

Awesome idea!

You-Know-Who is... Your mother. :) Well, if that's a little too insulting, then he's my nudist gardener.

Next question... hmmm... ::ponders::

Why did Harry get a haircut for the newest HP movie?

#3 Jul 16th 2007, 10:55am

I'm happy people like this idea

he got a haircut cos he had to go on an undercover mission for the Secret Services

Next question...

Why does Harry hate voldy?

#4 Jul 16th 2007, 11:01am

Because he had a distrubing dream involving VOldy, Snape, Crookshanks and 18 cups of tea

Why did Harry kiss Ginny?

#5 Jul 16th 2007, 2:24pm

M.S. Dae

Because he confused her with Ron.

Why is Lavander's last name Brown?

#6 Jul 16th 2007, 5:59pm

Because that is the giant squids last name too

Why did Hermione pick Crookshanks?

#7 Jul 16th 2007, 11:49pm

ix3youlotss

because crookshanks was more "impressive" than his brothers.

why did lily die for harry?

#8 Jul 17th 2007, 1:23am

because if she didn't Sirius threatened to steal her favourite tea cup

#9 Jul 17th 2007, 2:45am

As Cuban Sombrero Gal didn't ask a question I'll ask one:

Why does Harry have to kill voldie?

#10 Jul 17th 2007, 3:25am . Edited Jul 17th 2007, 3:25am

Lexie-H

because voldie put a hole in his socks!

why was hermione's patronus an otter?

#11 Jul 17th 2007, 4:06am

cos the dementor she was fighting was also an otter

What is Hogwarts?

#12 Jul 17th 2007, 10:13am

Hogwarts is a land of sweets and joy... and joyness!

(Charlie the unicorn anyone? =])

Why is Snape's hair greasy?

#13 Jul 17th 2007, 11:04am

Because he hasn't washed it since Lily ran her fingers through it oh so many years ago.

Actually, that may be less funny, and more tragic/disturbing...

What was the special birthday present Draco asked for but never recieved?

#14 Jul 17th 2007, 5:40pm

Lexie-H

a Harry Potter action figure!

why will james and harry's hair never lie flat?

#15 Jul 17th 2007, 6:07pm

ix3youlotss

because luna lovegood's imagenary animals run wildly through it!

why doesn't voldemort just roll over dead?

#16 Jul 17th 2007, 7:56pm

He can't die because he's allergic to coffins ...

Why did McGonagall chose a cat for her animagus?

#17 Jul 17th 2007, 10:08pm

she chose a cat because mrs. norris is really mr. norris, and they had a "speical bond" if you get what i mean =P

where is hogwarts located?

#18 Jul 17th 2007, 11:47pm

Amongst the cheese fields of the moon

What was the last thing Dumbles thought before he died?

#19 Jul 17th 2007, 11:55pm

"Did I leave the oven on?"

Why is Sirius the 'white sheep' of the Black family?

#20 Jul 18th 2007, 4:02am

Because he had too many disturbing dreams about Kreacher to stay in the house forever

Why did Fenrir Greyback bite Remus?

#21 Jul 18th 2007, 2:18pm

Because for a moment Remus looked like a tasty piece of pie

Why did Lily keep saying no to James?

#22 Jul 18th 2007, 3:26pm

Because she really didn't feel the need or desire to borrow his lacy underwear or his tassles...

Why do twins run in the Weasley family?

#23 Jul 18th 2007, 4:47pm

Nargles have invaded the Weasley women's wombs...

Why is Oliver so obsessed with Quidditch?

#24 Jul 18th 2007, 10:21pm

It gives him an excuse to 'polish his broom handle' more often. :)

Why is Peeves afraid of the Bloody Baron?

#25 Jul 19th 2007, 1:03am

It's a cannibal who eats any creature/thing called Peeves?

How does the Sorting Hat make up its songs?

#26 Jul 19th 2007, 1:58am

ProngsxLilyflower

It keeps close contact with Gwen Stefani for new lyrics. :)

Where did the Dobby get his pillow case from?

#27 Jul 19th 2007, 8:17am

It's a special-made pillow case from Dolce & Gabanna (sp?).

Why are Sirius and James closer than any of the other Marauders?

#28 Jul 19th 2007, 9:06am

NickyFox13

Because Sirius and James are secretly brothers!

Why do Muggle electronics (boom boxes, cameras, etc.) not work at Hogwarts?

#29 Jul 19th 2007, 9:18am

Because nargles have invaded them!

Why is James's animagus form a stag?

#30 Jul 19th 2007, 10:59am

Because James is an herbivore...

What did Lily's favorite shoes look like?

#31 Jul 19th 2007, 11:30am

Napoleon Dynamite moon boots!

How did Snape get the nickname of Snivellus?

#32 Jul 19th 2007, 11:35am

Because his girlfriend couldn't think of anything else to name him and 'sweety' seemed like a lie.

Why does Albus Dumbledore wear half-moon spectacles?

#33 Jul 19th 2007, 1:59pm

because if they were full moon spectacles Remus would transform whenever Dumby saw him!

why is there a giant squid in the lake?

#34 Jul 19th 2007, 2:09pm

Because Phineas Nigellus wanted to "spruce the place up a bit."

What is the favorite song of said squid?

#35 Jul 19th 2007, 3:25pm

M.S. Dae

The Itsy-Bitsy spider. Aragog and the Squid had quite a fling if you know what I mean...

What is a nargle really?

#36 Jul 19th 2007, 4:28pm

an acronym! Nothing Actually Real, Gosh Luna's Extremely gullable. heh...

Why is Hermione's hair so bushy?

#37 Jul 19th 2007, 4:48pm

So Ron has something to hide behind...

What is Voldemort's favorite flavor of lollipop?

#38 Jul 19th 2007, 5:06pm

Blood - he likes to pretend it's Harry's

Why does Neville have a toad?

#39 Jul 19th 2007, 10:08pm

Because if it were a Crumple-Horned Snorcak (sp?) it'd probably eat him.

What was going through Snape's mind the moment he first saw Harry back in Philosopher's Stone?

#40 Jul 21st 2007, 8:02am

An Aspiring Author

I love Charlie the Unicorn! Sorry that was random! But i read a comment about Charlie a little bit up and i love the video!

Answer: I wish he would stop staring at me like i'm voldemort or something!

New Question: Why doesnt anyone ever call Remus by his first name and they just call him "Lupin" instead?

#41 Jul 21st 2007, 1:57pm . Edited Jul 21st 2007, 2:01pm

Because the word Remus has some rather negative connotiations for Sirius (you guys can decide what)

Q. Why does Lily have red hair?

#42 Jul 21st 2007, 6:02pm . Edited Jul 21st 2007, 6:02pm

To warn innocent bystanders of the fire inside.

What is Mrs. Norris, really?

#43 Jul 22nd 2007, 8:40am

Lord Voldemort's Animagus form - it's how he knows so much about Harry?

Why is Ravenclaw's colour blue?

#44 Jul 22nd 2007, 11:30pm

because pink ties and pink quiddich robes looked rather silly...

why does everyone drink pumpkin juice?

#45 Jul 23rd 2007, 11:49am

Because they tried serving lemon-anise juice, but the students led a revolt.

Why did James need glasses?

#46 Jul 23rd 2007, 12:43pm

Because they stop him from becoming a Squib

Why is Dudley so fat?

#47 Jul 23rd 2007, 1:50pm

Because the 'Weight Watchers' group wouldn't accept him among their ranks.

Why is Hermione so smart?

#48 Jul 24th 2007, 9:10am

Because the 'Weight Watchers' group wouldn't accept him among their ranks.

Why is Hermione so smart?

#49 Jul 24th 2007, 9:20am