Because I don't see why it would be wrong to have a thread for this. Also I'm bored. ^_^

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The quotes in here can only come from Yugioh the anime (dubbed or subbed), Yugioh the manga, Yugioh Abridged, or be things that are said in duels you've had in RL.

Notable quotes from Yugioh fanfiction can go in here too, actually.

SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!!

[Drinks tea out of boredom]

Well i didn't play in this actual game but when I was in California I watched 2 friends playing in the top 8 of a tournament. One guy was about to win the match by attacking with a bunch of monsters, but other guy used Return from the Different Dimension to summon monsters to protect his life points, but the guy attacking used Bottomless Trap Hole to get rid of all the monsters the other guy had summoned with RftDD and asked -

"Do you wish to respond?" [ie. to try and stop Bottomless Trap Hole]

and the reply was

"Do I wish to respond, I wish to cry."

Everyone there laughed but I guess it was funnier when actually watching the game.

Also a quote which I think was from the YGO manga was in a penalty game when the pharaoh said - "Keep the lighter you can take it with you to hell,"

I like from the Millennium World arc, in the manga, when they're dueling in Ancient Egypt with stone tablets and all...it's just so much more catchy when they shout "DIAHA!" as opposed to "DUEL!" :3

KAIBA WITH THE GREEN HAIR. OMG LAWLZ. XD Season 0 + Little Kuriboh = Epic Baskets of Win. XD

"Wait, did I just have green hair? Dude, I gotta lay off the drugs." XDDD

Yes, Abridged-Kaiba's a blast!

"Screw the money I have rules! ...Wait, let me try that again."

Yes, the joys of Abridged!Kaiba are endless...

"Screw the Yules, I have money!"

And of course, the BEST YGO: The Abridged episode was by FAR the Date Episode, in my opinion...it's the closest thing we're going to get to YGO: The Abridged: The Musical. XDDD

"Now we're at the museum!"

"I KNOW."

"Do you think they'll have DDR in there?"

"Tea, it's Japan. Of course they will."

Has anyone seen the 'Zorc and Pals' episode that LittleKuriboh made? It's funny because it's so deliberately pathetic.

Zorc: "Uh-OH! I think I'm in trouble!"

*laugh track*

...Yeah.

I remember once when i dueled with a friend there was something funny.

The position was i had ojama king, ground collapse, Horus LV 8, and Jinzo (i will admit forthright that i cheated to get into this position, but don't tell my friend that!). My friend had the spell "Gravekeepers Servant", and thats it. life points were me: 1200 friend: 400

friend: Ok, i summon "Chainsaw Insect"

Me: Can't do that

friend: fine, i activate "Lightning vortex", discarding a card and wiping them out!

Me: negated thanks to Horus...

friend: will you let me play a trap from my hand?

Me: sure, but Jinzo will negate it

Friend: can i come up to you and punch you in the face?

Me: I think i got mirror force here somewhere...

Friend: Can i throw my deck at you?

Me: I still have mirror force you know

Friend: WHAT CAN I DO!?

Me: umm... Beg for mercy?

Friend: oh i give up, lets go play a different game.

the funniest thing? he could have won, i had a look at his hand and he had Lava Golem and Misfortune... Thats life i guess. If only he bothered to read the text.

Not cool that you cheated, but that sounded HILARIOUS!! ^_^

"Alright, Yugi! Let's you and I mate right away!"

~Jonouchi (in the manga)

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....I love this line! ^_^

While I was playing a 3 player game of Yugioh, my brother had Vampire Genesis, I had Red Eyes Darkness, and my other friend had Summon Skull on the field, we were all three hyper on 3 leader sodas, and having the fact that I had the strongest monster on the field, we just started busting out laughing. Randomly, I said "Cute little Kitty, gonna go a SQUISH!" and we started busting up more, but it wasn't till Darkness started talking to Summon Skull about how he didn't like being used as a steed, that the funnies happend. My brother claimed that Vampire was Jealous of the Skull, while my Red Eyes claimed to be king of the dwarves, it was a funny New Years Eve.

"They don't call me Florence for nothing!"

~Yami Bakura (YGO Abridged)

I liked episode 33 - Harpoonshipping. The last lines, it was funny!

"I believe this is called Thiefshipping."

"You believe what is called what?"

*getting the yaoi fangirl eyegleam*

Ahem... Excuse me, I'm going to switch to fangirl japanese any second now. Errr...

Bye!

I like the abridged series, um, can't remember which episode.

Joey: Gee Yug, how do you get your hair to look like that?

Yugi: Loriel, because I'm worth it.

Zorc and Pals is that much funnier when you realize how weird it actually is.

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