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NECROMANCY.

That made me lol!! lol!XD

I need help with Twilight.

Uh...okay.

Y'know, like writing about it...?

Like what do you need help with?

Yeah, Broekn, you need to go into a little bit more detail. BS! Be specific!

....so not what bs stands for...

yeeeeaaaaahh....dodgy topic and all. You know WANTED....the movie wih Angelina Jolie? yeah...there, they randomly show a close up of a naked man and a red lingerie clad londe getin their grove on.........aving XX!

so weird, but n twilight movie, when bella 1st kisses ed......um.....she's wearin a shirt.....and hr pants are off. but thankheavens, shes wearin knickers *cough***snicker*..............\

saw it on a trailer. how un realistic!

ICAN HELP WIF WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!

Prink: XD I know. My Geography teacher says BS all the time. XD We look at him like he's crazy and start giggling. XD

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Hello random people.

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*is attempting to "fix" Twilight by writing fic*

*is fascinated by the attempt as it is a concentrated and brave move*

O;

My first fanfiction.

ok i'm trying really hard to remeber the title to this one story i read like a year ago, and i can't and it's driving me crazy, i figured here'd be the place to ask to see if anyone knew it, ok it's a really short silly story, it's got the cullens discussing what they should name each of the guy's dicks, i remember it cause Jasper's was Major, which i loved, i keep having this feeling that it's a Cookie League Production whose stories are on My-Bella's page but i can't find the story on her page,

by the way if you haven't read the Cookie League Production stories you really should they're hilarous, Bathroom Confessions, The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets, Stupid Shiny Cullen Cars, and As the Cushion Turns, all on My-Bella's page,

anyway so if you know the title, author, or where i could find this story, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me

Thank You, Gin

Whew

I'd be glad to help anyone with story ideas if they want, just pm me or something. I have a story idea I'd love to see written, but I know I'd screw it up. If anyone is interested, it'll be at the end. Just let me know you're working on it, if you decide to, so I can add you to my author alert! I think it would work out best as all human... but leaving them as vamp/were might be extremely funny as well.

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Bella and Jacob are best friends. During the first few years of high school, they dated for a little bit. Bella, ever observant, noticed the looks Jacob gave to all the guys, never girls, at school. He was her beautician for dances and special occasions. She eventually breaks it off and explains why. He learns to accept that he is gay.

Senior year, a new family moves into town, the Cullens. Bella meets Edward, who falls for her instantly. However, she isn’t interested in dating, with her father and mother’s divorce occurring over the past summer (between Junior and Senior year). After relentless gifts and signs of affection, she decides to give Edward a chance, on one condition. Her relationship with Jacob had been rough since the start of the new year, and she desperately needed his comfort during her adjustment with the divorce. She has finally figured out what the issue is: Jacob is jealous of her because of Edward. So, Bella’s condition is before she will date Edward, he must date one of her 'friends' who has a crush on him. He must show that friend the same courtesy and behavior she could expect on a date with him. After she hears the report from her friend, she will decide if she should give him his chance or not. He does NOT know the date is going to be with Jacob.

i might have to check these out. ^_^

Okay, I have an idea for a story, but I don't have time to right it. I didn't see a thread that says "Post Fanfiction Idea's" so I thought I'd post the idea here. It seemed like the most appropriate spot.

If anybody decides to write the story, or if you know one that is like it, could you let me know? Thanks

Okay, so in New Moon Edward goes to the Volturi and Bella has to stop him, right? Well, what if it wasn't Edward who went to the Volturi? She already knew who they were and that they lived in Italy. With the right type of research, she could have found their names and narrowed down the possible locations. Instead of meeting with Jacob, she spends her time hunting them down until she finally comes face to face with them. She asks for death, but they turn her instead and she joins them. She meets with the Cullens ten years later as a member of the Vulturi guard.

Well, there's the idea.

Okay, I am so sick of deleting posts from this topic. If you paid attention for two seconds, you would know THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO ADVERTISE YOUR FANFICS.

I'm totally there with you Jarc :[ there is another thread which makes it quite clear WHERE advertisment should BE.

I know that this will be a labor to all of your eyes but if some of you want to check out my stories and give me tips, I will take them. Hopefully you will be honest with me. I can handle anything you throw my way. Thanks. Sorry if it becomes a waste of your time

Your stories are nice!! I read the first chapters - but shall read the rest next year after crossing the hurdle of IGCSE exams...

I do not think you should advertise here. There is a fanfiction advertisement place elsewhere on this forum....

Sorry. I wasn't trying to advertise. I was hoping someone would give me help with my stories and my writing. My bad.

Lol, 'tis okay. I think. Er....I'm in no place to comment, but it's okay.....

Hi, just wondering if someone could read my fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5490403/1/An_Unlikely_Encounter

Synopsis: A story of reluctance against lust. A high school teacher inadvertently finds himself becoming attracted to one of his students. The student, in turn, recognizes this and wonders if she can push the envelope... AH/AU/OOC ExB

Please could you review and give me some feedback? Would be much appreciated. Thank you!

I kind of need help getting a story started because I have like NO stories on my account whatsoever. I had a story idea planned but I'm sure it's gonna be full of failure D:.

So my story idea would be based of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Both the Wolves and Vampires both hate each other so it makes it even more perfect (to me of course :P). I was gonna have the guy be from a wolf tribe and a girl from the vampire tribe fall for each other. And naturally like in R&J Their families hate each other so...

You know what I don't like where this is going...Naturally I thought of this at 2 o clock in the morning and at that time My mind goes wacko. Thats what happens every time I think of something it has to be in the middle of the night and I think its the greatest thing since sliced bread then when I write it out I go "WHAT THIS IS HORRIBLE!* -Destroys computer-

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