Danzou is the reason itachi killed his clan and now sasuke is blinded with revenge again if kishimoto-sensei dosn't kill him I will

ALL OF YOU DANZOU LOOVERS BE OFFENDED

Amen! Plus he created the Root organization, which messed with Sai.

Yeah! -grabs pitchfork and lets out war scream-

I prefer to roll Sweeny Todd style *grabs out razor and meat grinder*.

Straight forward stabbing with a sharp knife. *reaches for butcher knife*

Ooooh... let's serve his remains in a meat pie and feed it to the poor!

Better yet, remake him into a chew toy and give it to the most vicious dog in the world and the dog would tear it to shreds!!! LOL!!! :P Then the whole meat pie thing...

We could pair him up with that Mary-Sue from My Immortal. But the most torture of all, we could make him read the fic she came from.

Oooooooh!!! I got one!!!

We send him a letter that says,

"Danzou, you have been working very hard. Come to the base for your promotion to leader.

Signed, Itachi"

So Danzou will spaz out and run to the base.

And all Danzou haters will be ready with knifes and shotguns. And I have a flamethrower. Everyone kills him and I burn him to the ground and we dance on the ashes of his remains.

One word: Tubgirl.

...? What?

Look up tubgirl.com, it's disturbing and will scar you for life.

I puked when I saw the first one...

I did too. Ohh, look up lemonparty.com

One min...

Emo meetups?! *pukes*

Emo meetups? Wait, It's supposed to be old people sex!

Old people sex?! *pukes again*

I know, I found out about these sites on encylopedia dramatica. And now I have probably scarred you for life.

For 2 days.

Don't worry 'bout it. LOL!!!

But if that scarred you, wait until I write a KisaKar!

NO uh, please don't.

I probably won't, mainly because I can't think of a way to make it work.

Yeah. You know... I think I have a story tht will possibly scar you for a day or two. Do you reme,ber the first Snow Love?

Well I made a second version. It will scar you cause it's a SakuNeji mostly, with some other couples. I think TenShika, InoLee, and HinaSasu were the others...

LOL!!! When I put the second couple, it almost sounded like "Ten Shikas"!! LOL!!

Haven't read them, I'll read it though, but I've already seen most of those couples. There is very little pairing wise that can scare me.

Which one does scare you?

BoyBoy couples freak me out. I read a story called "Butterfl Rooster", a ChoSasu, and I thought is was stupid and gross.

ChoSasu. That. Is. Disgusting. Well, GaaLee, NaruKyuu, GaaShuka, JiraNaru, KonahaSaru, and alot of other pairings make me vomit. I don't really care for SasuNaru, NaruSasu(apprently people consider these two separte pairings), SuiSasu, or SaiNaru, but I have seen someone who writes them very well.

Narut and Kyuubi? Garra and Shukaku? Konohamaru and who?

Sarutobi, Adult fanfiction.net is a dark and scary place.

Who is Saru? and why is he/she paired with Tobi?

Sarutobi=3rd hokage.

Wow, people on here are mental.

And you're just figureing this out.

LOL!!!

Do you think Gaara and Anko would make a good couple?

Maybe.

I'm probably going to try to find a way to make it work.

P.S: Have you read Encylopedia Dramatica's article on Naruto, it's funny, but offensive.

No not really.

And personally I liked your first avatar better. The one with the chocolate or whatever. It fits your name.

Probably does.

P.s: Have you ever heard Love Me Dead by Ludo.

No. I haven't read it.

It's a song, really good.

Oh cool.

I also recommed Disciplene by Nine Inch Nails.

Neat. What's it about?

I don't know, but the lyrics and title kind of make me think it's about Sex and BDSM.

Oh.

Hey, have you read my snow love story? I updated!! I'm on chapter 7 right now. I'm working on Chapter eight.

I will, soon.

Thanks.

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