To All New Visitors and Introductions - Kim Possible Discussion Forum

To all of you who are new here, welcome from cpneb!

Believe it or not, I was new here not very long ago, even afraid to post to this forum because I was in awe of the names I saw here (OMG: I'm reading what they wrote, and it's amazing! I could NEVER do what they are doing and write KP Fanfiction !!!!)

Well, guess what: I took a chance and wrote 545 words that has turned into a totally different past 18 months than I ever could have imagined: friends that are more valuable than gold, reviews that are almost as valuable, and relationships that I will treasure long after I'm gone.

Will this board have your back? Ask the two writers who have publically suffered major medical traumas and have come back, as noisy, if not noisier, than ever, thanks to the support of the readers and supporters on this site.

Enjoy your stay here, and remember that "Anything is Possible." Just look at the writers under 18 and over 50 on this site!

...cpneb

#2 Feb 14th 2008, 5:31pm

captainkodak1

I would like to add my greetings to all the new visitors and friends. This is a pretty nice place to be. Lots of great people and lot's of support of those friends. I've been around the KP ff.net site for some time now and spend a bit of time here. I hope that all of you have a great time, and if you have a question, just ask neb', Z or me and we would be glad to help.

The Captain

#3 Feb 15th 2008, 1:47pm

whitem

Hey y'all... I'll put out a Hello and Howdy to any and all newbies...

I haven't been here the longest, but yet I'm no spring chicken either.

All we ask here is be yourself, but above all... Have Fun!

#4 Feb 15th 2008, 9:52pm

All we ask here is be yourself

Since when?

Am I really supposed to believe this forum is filled with Cartoon Characters, Knights, Kings, and Mythological Beasts?

Sometimes, the exagerated personal claims on this forum deeply offends our royal sensibilities.

Thus speaks the Pharaoh Rutin Tutin. The King of Denial

#5 Feb 16th 2008, 1:10am . Edited Feb 16th 2008, 1:10am

Uh, I'm still new to this stuff, how do I post to a forum without having to put it in the form of a reply?

I have been working at telling a couple of Kim Possible stories now, and they've gotten okay reviews, but I'm still not really comfortable in here yet. If somebody who has spent some time in here would give my stuff a look see, and let me know if it's up to snuff...

Thanks for your time.

#6 Feb 16th 2008, 11:08pm

Aw man, and I just posted with my knight avatar! Well, beats what I started out with. LOL!

#7 Feb 16th 2008, 11:10pm

This is for all the new people here, A huge welcome from me! I was once one of you, I lurked around, not posting much. But I did have a KP fic up. My first post here, I think many people thought I was a nOOb. But we all start somewhere! I want to post here what I posted in the Fannies thread, this way you all know what I feel this place is about.

I believe we are one of the top fandoms out there, in here... We are like a big ol' family, and family undoubtly supports one another. This is by far the best support system I have seen in all my time on this site. Honestly, I think there is some freakish act of a higher power that brought us all here. I remember reading in a thread, somebody posted that all the nice people in the world are part of the KP community. As it was to be a joke, You really have to look at what goes on here. That little joke just may be true. And you know what, if it wasn't for our large family, the Fannies probably wouldn't be as popular as they are now.

Welcome all you new members! You have entered the Fandom of many people who respect one another, and don't be shy about posting. We are all here for each other. You got a problem, ask! Enjoy your stay!

#8 Feb 19th 2008, 9:15am . Edited Feb 19th 2008, 9:16am

BlueLion

Hi there,

since I posted my first message here just a while ago, I think it's appropriate to introduce myself.

Nickname's BlueLion, I'm a big fanfiction-fan and -collector (not an author though).

I'm living in Munich, Germany, where I work as IT systems architect.

I concentrate on various anime- and cartoon-series - including Sailormoon, Slayers, Full Metal Panic, Kim Possible and Teen Titans.

You'll get a nice overview on my preferences by browsing my C2-list at http://www.fanfiction.net/community/BlueLions_collection_of_first_level_fanfics/54495/

Hope to read you often, hope to read you soon ...

Take care

BlueLion

#9 Mar 08th 2008, 11:27pm

Guten Tag, BlueLion!

Welcome to the forum, where the men are all handsome, the women are all beautiful, and the young people are all waaay above average.

You'll find that this is a pretty special group of individuals on this forum: witty, caring, acerbic, and willing to do anything 'Possible' for a friend.

There are cookies in the ba- RUFUS! Did you eat the cookies again?

(Rufus) Hrk! Not me (and points to the large shaggy guy with the peanut butter crumbs all over his face)

(Angst Monster) Sorry, 'neb, but they looked so very good, and I was just gonna eat one, but...

('neb) That's all right, I'll get some more (leaves the room, and Angst Monster gives Rufus a thumbs's up.

(AM) Got your back, little guy!

(Rufus) Thanks, big guy (and Rufus uncovers the mound of cookies he'd pilfered, and they moved the pile to the table and began to eat)

(Rufus) Something to drink, big guy?

(AM) Got any sparkling -

(Rufus laughs and produces two bottles of sparking grape juice: one red, one white) You've been around 'neb and Joss waaaay to much, guy!

...cpneb

#10 Mar 09th 2008, 7:20am . Edited Mar 15th 2008, 7:10pm

A fellow KP fan that is also A Sailor Moon Fan? Wow, I happen to be one as well. Welcome to the forum!

#11 Mar 09th 2008, 9:37am

BlueLion

Mike Industries, feel free to roam in my C2-list - I think there will be quite some stuff for you there.

Just write me, what you think of the fics there ...

I'd be overjoyed if you subscribed there (hint, hint :-)), that would have the benefit for you to always getting information about new additions ;-)

#12 Mar 09th 2008, 11:59am

Well might as well introduce myself. I’ve been reading KP fanfic for a little under a year.

I originally came too ff.net for Batman, but I wasn’t impressed. I found the KP section, and I’ve never looked back. I’ve read as many stories as I could, your stories helped me through a hard time in my life and I’ll be forever grateful. It also made a die hard KP fan out of me. I watched the show with my wife and thought it was good but some of the stories here blew me away. I’m not a writer for one I don’t have the patience and I’m to critical for my own good. I got an account here in time to vote in the fannies. I promised my self I’m going to start reviewing all the stories I read. Wow I guess I got on a roll.

#13 Mar 09th 2008, 12:28pm

fireand'chutes777

I watched the show with my wife and thought it was good but some of the stories here blew me away.... I got an account here in time to vote in the fannies. I promised my self I’m going to start reviewing all the stories I read.

What stories did you particuarly like? :)

#14 Mar 09th 2008, 2:39pm

Kwebs:

Welcome aboard, officially, to the best Forum in FanFiction.Net, IMHO.

I'm glad to hear that you've been reading, and I'm also very happy that our stories have helped you through some tough times: that's one of the reasons that they're there.

I hope you enjoy a long and happy stay here on this forum and reading KP fanfics...unfortunately, Rufus and the Angst Monster have devoured all the cookies, but we have Peach Fried Pie and ice cream...(rumbling, and 'neb jumps into a ditch as the mass of high heels runs past him, looking for the pie) which you can eat at your own risk.

Thanks for fav'ing m'oi!

...cpneb

#15 Mar 09th 2008, 2:41pm . Edited Mar 14th 2008, 5:11am

Thanks for the welcome!

Fireand'chutes777

What stories did you particularly like? :)

Talk about putting a guy on the spot. :)

I'm a fan of Kim and Ron stories. But that doesn’t really answer your question. I could actually type here for an hour on all the stories that I like.

#16 Mar 10th 2008, 7:00pm

Squall Leonhart1

*wanders in*

Hey, all... been around the site for years. I can remember when we used to have boards around here, then they got rid of them, and now we have them again *lol*

Anyways, I've been hanging out a lot at KP Slash Haven over the last year or two, though I did go a few months without posting there. Then I read a KiGo story that made me decide to start posting again, and then I started looking for a topic/explanation on why Yori wasn't on the character search list (I found the thread, so don't worry about me starting another one :P), and here I am. Maybe if I write another story someday it'll be a KP story.

#17 Mar 16th 2008, 5:10pm

Welcome back, Squall Leonhart1: your dreams were your ticket out....

Sorry, on a singing roll (luckily, not a Parker House).

Lots of familiar faces, I hope, and some new ones I think you'll enjoy. Just avoid the grapes (hears Mikey scream in the background (AGAIN, WITH THE GRAPES!) and the dessert that shall not be named....

...cpneb

#18 Mar 16th 2008, 7:23pm

Hey, don't dis the Parker House, 'neb; it's a Boston institution. I've stayed there myself.

How many hotels in Texas can claim Emeril Lagasse, Ho Chi Minh and Malcolm X as past employees?

#19 Mar 17th 2008, 8:05am . Edited Mar 17th 2008, 8:05am

claim Emeril Lagasse, Ho Chi Minh and Malcolm X as past employees?

So you're saying the place has a tough time holding on to help?

#20 Mar 18th 2008, 2:25pm

So you're saying the place has a tough time holding on to help? To be fair, what small business owner hasn't seen one or two of his employees go off to foment a revolution somewhere?

#21 Mar 18th 2008, 2:54pm

From the business owner's point of view, starting a revolution isn't as bad as going to work for the competetor down the street.

#22 Mar 18th 2008, 3:22pm

From the business owner's point of view, starting a revolution isn't as bad as going to work for the competetor down the street. Depends on the employee, I suppose. There are some you might wish would take a job with your competition.

#23 Mar 18th 2008, 3:30pm

daccu65

-stumbles in with a confused look on his face-

Oh, this isn't Bueno Nacho? Well, since I'm here, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm relatively new here, in that I've recently finished my first multi-chapter story. I've really enjoyed reading everybody's work. I haven't seen very many Kim Possible episodes, but the ones that I have seen left me impressed with the depth and details on the characters, which make it easy to write about them. My only other experience with forums was at about.com, which I left after the conversations seemed to become dominated by flamers and trolls. Anyway, thanks for putting up with me and I look forward to talking with everyone in the future.

Good day,

daccu65

#24 Apr 13th 2008, 9:56pm

Hello daccu65!

Welcome to our little slice of the KP fandom. Just as a general reminder, post early, and post often. We always accept new members, so enjoy your stay. We would have cookies, but something of the naked kind keeps eating them.

I also welcome you to post at the KP Discussion's degenerate cousin, The Poll Vault, owned and operated by Ran Hakubi, Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, and myself. http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Poll_Vault/36496

Have fun, and remember, you could save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to the Gecko. (That last phrase was irrelevant)

#25 Apr 13th 2008, 10:10pm

Daccu65 nice to see you here. Welcome to the board.

#26 Apr 13th 2008, 11:14pm

NoHighResGames

Hiya Guys,

Hmm, introduction.... Well, I've been reading KP fan fics on ff.net for a few months now, and being a writer myself decided to dip my own pen into the well and write for the KP fandom. I haven't posted any work just yet, but I am currently working on my first piece. Hmm... well, I stink at introducing myself, so if anyone wants to know anything feel free to ask.

#27 Jun 12th 2008, 9:26pm

Welcome NoHighResGames,

Hope you enjoy the board. I haven't been here that long, but, I can tell you you won't meet nicer people.

#28 Jun 12th 2008, 10:22pm

MaceEcam

Yeah, the guys here are nice. A few nutjobs though, like that Mace guy. Total wacko.

#29 Jun 12th 2008, 11:25pm

Samurai Crunchbird

Hello...

Please allow me to introduce myself. I am The Samurai Crunchbird (of course, my birth certificate says Thad Marster, but I digress).

I take my nom de plume from two abounding sources of humor...

The Samurai was one of the regular characters played by my all-time favorite 'Saturday Night Live' actor, the late great John Belushi (Why, oh why, Lord, could you not have spared him and taken his no-talent hack brother, Jim, instead?).

Crunchbird is from my all-time favorite joke (if you want to read it, feel free to e-mail me at so I can send my version of it to you).

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Since my first visit to this site (June 28th, 2007), I have read more than a few great pieces of fan fiction. Some of them are novel-quality, with rich descriptions and air-tight plots. I thoroughly enjoyed these skillfully-crafted stories, and hope my forays into this art are in the same sport, much less the same league, as these fine authors.

I have also stumbled across some of the worst pieces of dreck to ever waste the space of its storage. Upon them, I have inflicted the wrath of my own magic blade, The Sword of the Ancient Mystics.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Since 'Kim Possible' first premiered, I have been, and always will be, a big fan of the woman at first known simply as 'Mrs. Dr. Possible' (Note the 'battle-suit' picture of her as my avatar).

Once I read the name FanFiction writers gave her, I coined the term 'Anne Fan'; and I am still the president of the RAF. For those of you from Britain, not that RAF! I'm talking about the 'Rabid Anne Fans' club!

I swear...If I ever find someone with that combination of beauty, brains, and inner-strength in reality, it would be my honor to offer my heart to her on the spot!

Of course, if she shared those traits, she would probably share one more...and already be taken!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

As of this posting, I have written 18 different stories, 17 of which for 'Kim Possible'. The other one was a Christmas parody of 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' (the first US version of the series).

If you want more info about my tales, just click on my bio. If you survive reading throught the whole thing (including repeats of the previous paragraphs), you will find a list of these stories and where to find some cookies for your efforts.

I look forward to hearing from all of the new arrivals in the our community...or as one of the other writers here call it, "Kimmunity'.

Your friend in writing,

The Samurai Crunchbird

#30 Jun 13th 2008, 2:10am

NoHighResGames wrote,

" . . . if anyone wants to know anything feel free to ask."

I would like to take you up on the offer.

Could you explain how a Capital Gains Tax differs from an Income Tax? Also, what are the compelling arguements for and against the Capital Gains Tax? If you can, please refresh us on the historic, economic, and political reasons why Capital Gains should or should not be taxed excactly the same as ordinary income.

Oh, and welcome to the Kimmunity. Please be careful. Some of the people here are not quite right in the head.

#31 Jun 13th 2008, 4:46am

NoHighResGames

Welcome to the best forum I have ever found on the internet. Has anyone made you aware of our "Hotel California" policy? Once you get in, it is next to impossible to get out. As in the old Eagles song, you can check out any time you like...

I recommend that you browse around, join in when the spirit moves you and then just hang on to what remains of your sanity. I forgot to hang on.

Thomas

#32 Jun 13th 2008, 9:15am . Edited Jun 13th 2008, 9:16am

Zaratan

Welcome NHRG, come and join the madhouse. Everyone here has had their shots... I think... so don't be afraid. Jump in and have some fun!

#33 Jun 13th 2008, 2:03pm

Everyone here has had their shots... I think...

We were supposted to get shots?

Why didn't anyone tell me?

#34 Jun 13th 2008, 6:03pm

whitem

*whitem walks up to Kwebs with an overly large needle about 2 feet long*

It's just a little pin-prick...

#35 Jun 13th 2008, 6:50pm

Wrong shots whitem

PRT opens the little flask from Scotland . . .

#36 Jun 13th 2008, 7:16pm

Samurai Crunchbird

Wrong shots, indeed...

(Loads 12-gauge shotgun and aims at Kwebs)

This won't hurt...much! Just open up and say, 'AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!'

#37 Jun 14th 2008, 5:26am

Still not the right shots people!

(Pulls down height chart and lines 'em up. Gets behind camera.)

Alright you mugs, face left!

#38 Jun 14th 2008, 9:12am

Hello NoHighResGames,

I see you are a fellow Naruto fan! Of course, I am just a sucker for anything from japan, but that's just me. Welcome to the forum!

With every case, I also invite you to post at the Poll Vault Forum, the Degenerate cousin of this place. Though it has been dead for a bit, you can still post there if you wish.

Have fun here, and if ya ever need anything,

Holla Holla Holla!

#39 Jun 14th 2008, 2:42pm

(Ino) Mike-san, are you really back?

(Mike, smiling) Yes, Ino, I am.

(Ino, smiling) Good. (takes out rolled-up newspaper and proceeds to beat Mike severely over the head with it several times).

(Mike) (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) OW! (whack) Ino, what was that for?

(Ino, to herself) I feel much better, now. (to Mike) That was for scaring me, Mike-san, and leaving with me not knowing if you were really coming back Don't do that ever again, Mike-san, or I will have to resort to further measures.

(Mike, rubbing his sore head and shuddering at the same time) You don't mean....

(Ino, grinning) Yes, Mike-san: Kim-sama has given me permission to use her 'workout room' whenever she is not taking care of Star-san in it.

(Mike) oh, snap....

welcome back, little bro...a sucker for anything from Japan, eh? Better keep this lady happy!

...cpneb

#40 Jun 14th 2008, 2:57pm

Only you, nebster, could figure that one out as quickly as you did.

(Ran Hakubi) Mike, Neb does realize you have an actual real - world girlfriend right?

(Mike) Of course he does, and so does Ino. It's just that on the internet, you can be anything.

(Ran) Really?

(Mike) Of course! Like right now, I'm Clinko, the Amazing Typing Monkey!

(Ino) *Smacks forehead* Well, at least he's back to normal...

#41 Jun 15th 2008, 1:05pm

GhostWhiter

Ron Stoppable walks into the room, "Hey, Mike! Now that you're back, I was wond..." His eyes grow wide as dinner plates when he spots 'Clinko, the Amazing Typing Monkey!' at the keyboard.

Ron turns and bolts from the room. "AAAAHHHHHH! They got to Mikey! The monkeys are taking over I tell you. They're taking over..."

Ino watches as Ron runs away down the corridor. She picks up the Sunday paper, rolls it up and smacks Mikey/Clinko several times around the head with it, "Now (smack) see what (smack) you did (smack)? You know this will make Kim angry."

If I forgot to say it before, welcome back Mikey.

Can't you just feel the love?

#42 Jun 15th 2008, 2:27pm

(Ron, singing) Love....a-busive and new....

(Kim) RON! No singing!

(Ron) Awww, KP, not even for Mikey?

(Kim) NO singing, BF!

(Ron) Well, how about if the Peerless Pincher makes a comeback? (reaches behind Kim and connects)

(Kim yelps and jumps, then glares and growls at Ron) RON!

(Ron) Mikey, you're on your own: gotta practice my mad running-away skills. CYA! (takes of down the hall, followed by a fuming and laughing Kim)

yeah, the love is in the air, Mikey!

...cpneb

#43 Jun 15th 2008, 2:44pm . Edited Jun 15th 2008, 4:45pm

(Mike) Well that was... ummm... awkweird.

(Ino) No kidding, you didn't look different.

(Mike) Are you saying I look like a Monkey!?!

(Ino) Maybe... *PDP time* What are ya gonna do about it, Mikey-san.

(Mike) Right now, I want to make...

(Ran) RAN SMASH!

(Mike) Dang it! Just when we got to the good part!

(Ino) *giggles* Go get em, Clinko!

(Mike) It was a joke!

#44 Jun 15th 2008, 3:22pm

Ran Hakubi

RAN LIKE CONVENIENT PLOT DEVICE! RAN NO SMASH!

#45 Jun 15th 2008, 10:02pm

Tomi Industries

Hello everyone!

My name is Tomi, and yes, that is my real name. It's the female form of Tommy. A little about myself, I'm a 17 year old girl who just started reading fanfiction and hanging around you KP fans. I'm not very fond of posting in forums, so you may only see me every once in a great while. I'm hanging around the chatroom a lot though, I found it to be a fun an interesting place to visit. I've met many of you here already, but I'm sure that was only a handful of all of you here. I look forward to talking with everyone since you are a very nice group of people.

Oh yeah, my penname my seem familiar to you, the "Industries" part at least. I'm Mike Industries real life girlfriend, we've been dating for almost a year now, and he got me interested in KP. So yes, I'm just here to drive him nuts.

Looking foward to meeting all of you,

Tomi

#46 Jun 25th 2008, 10:32pm

So yes, I'm just here to drive him nuts.

lol

Welcome to the forums Tomi!

#47 Jun 25th 2008, 11:23pm

Samurai Crunchbird

Toni,

Welcome to our group.

Drive MI nuts? Short trip, there...isn't it?

Your friend in writing,

The Samurai Crunchbird

#48 Jun 26th 2008, 1:17am

Tomi, the job of driving Mike insane IS a worthwhile persuit. However, members of the Kimmunity are, for the most part, overacheiving lazy slobs. We ALL work together to ensure that none of us have intact sanities. So don't drive yourself crazy trying to keep from going crazy.

By the way, when you get fitted for your straight jacket, make sure you ask for padded shoulders. I know from experience that it helps you look a lot better when rolling on the floor of the rubber room.

A little advice here. Don't loose your cookies. Between Rufus, the Angst Monster, and your fellow Kimmunists, any unattended cookies are likely to dissappear faster than you can turn arround.

And before I forget, since you are a woman under the age of 21, be aware that most of the guys arround here will become very nervous if you get your hands on any grapes.

#49 Jun 26th 2008, 4:35am