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Topic: MR Warp-A-Wish

People familiar with message boards and forum may also be familiar with this game. Basically you sai I wish(Insert something about the next MR book or film that you would like to read/see) The in the next post the other person warps this wish. I'll give an example. This is just the first thing that popped into my head and I hate myelf for even writing it.Its so not what I want.

Wish: In the MR film I wish Fang would be hot.(Bleh)

Wap: Granted but its because he is on fire throughout the whole film

Get it?

My wish: In the next book I hope that Fang is the character that dies

#1 Nov 15th 2007, 12:27pm

Wap: Granted, but unfortunatly you are dead because of the screaming fan girls impaling you on their teeth.

Wish: In the MR books the world will end, Max will die, the FLock will die and be reincarnated as mindless apes on the movie Treasure Planet.

#2 Nov 15th 2007, 3:19pm

Warp: Granted, but you will die along with them and be reincarnated in Barney's world until the end of time.

Wish: In the next book, JP will not talk obsessively about global warming.

#3 Nov 15th 2007, 5:25pm

Sorry, should've said this in the post above- you will die when the world ends, along with everyone else. :)

#4 Nov 15th 2007, 5:32pm

Warp: Granted, but in this case Max will crash into a Glacier she didn't see in Antartica for really no good explanationable reason.

Wish: That Fax was normally like the depiction of bloodsacks story.

#5 Nov 15th 2007, 6:34pm

Warp: Granted, but then the phangurls would storm your nunnery and kill you in extremely gruesome and painful ways, making what Bloodsack did to Max and Fang seem like nothing.

Wish: That Nudge get a severe throat infection and forever lose her voice.

#6 Nov 15th 2007, 7:00pm

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Warp: Granted but the infection is contagious and infects all the other characters but they die from the infection instead of just losing their voices.

You guys are good at this :P I didnt see my thing getting me killed by fangirls.

I wish that people would stop worshiping Fang

#7 Nov 16th 2007, 9:34am

Warp: Granted, but they would worship you instead, and you would be constantly mobbed wherever you went.

Wish: Sam would come back into the story as an Eraser and kill Fang!

#8 Nov 16th 2007, 9:43am

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I probably wouldnt mind that. The warp and your wish.

Warp: He kills Fang but fang is replaced by fang2 who is exactly the same in every way

#9 Nov 16th 2007, 9:55am

You totally forgot your wish... so since you didn't wiss, you died and got thrown into the sea of oblivion.

MY WISH: That nuns ruled the world and flew around killing people with machetes and wavering eating utensils at young ones.

#10 Nov 16th 2007, 1:14pm

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Warp: Granted but within ten minutes chuck norris and jesus team up and kick some nun ass. Ending the nuns short reign of terror.

Wish: I wish that Total would actually have some use in the next book( Minus being fairly funny)

#11 Nov 16th 2007, 2:05pm

Warp: Granted, but this is because the flock uses him as their next meal.

Wish: That Angel and Nudge hooked up.

#12 Nov 16th 2007, 4:03pm

Warp: They do. It's really hot. So hot, in fact, that it becomes the new Fax.

Wish: In the next book, there's a stripping scene.

#13 Nov 16th 2007, 4:48pm

Warp: Granted, then there is an incest scene between Gazzy and Angel. (Sorry, I had to bring that back up ^.^)

Wish: In the next book, they bring the Erasers back.

#14 Nov 16th 2007, 6:03pm

Wrap: Granted, under the condition that Max is brutally maimed and damaged irrepparably.

Wish: That Iggy got his head lopped off.

#15 Nov 16th 2007, 9:05pm

*Laughs hysterically.* This topic's awesome.

Warp: Granted, but Iggy grows a new head and the loppedoff one (still 'living') becomes a totally useless comic relief point and ends up running away with Total and having equally useless headdog babies.

Wish: That Nudge circa age 16 runs into the tenth Doctor (Doctor Who! Squee!) and ends up travelling the universe with him.

#16 Nov 16th 2007, 9:25pm

Warp: Granted, but Doctor Who crahses his time machine thing into a rock and both die in a combination of roasting flesh and melting metal.

Wish: That the chronic disorder of Malaria was actually a gentic disease and their was no cure and everyone died.

#17 Nov 16th 2007, 9:28pm

Warp: Granted, but you trip over their rotting bodies and fall onto the edge of an iceberg and get sliced in half. You do provide a good meal for the piranhas, though.

Wish: That Angel become friends with a penguin.

#18 Nov 16th 2007, 9:55pm

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(Which ones the tenth doctor? David tennant or christopher thingymabob)

Warp: Granted but it turns out that the penguin is a rapist just gaining her trust and Angel is raped...thats not so funny actually

Wish: That the restof the Flcok wound do more instead of being props and steups for Max and Fang one-liners

#19 Nov 17th 2007, 1:25am

Warp: Granted, but under all the pressure of being an actual character all of them tragically fly into the atlantic ocean and get eaten by great white sharks.

Wish: That Max ran headlong into a wall and suffered a brain convulsion.

#20 Nov 17th 2007, 7:27am

Warp: Granted, but the rest of the flock would be so distraught by losing their great leader that they would all commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. Unfortunately, you will be riding that train and will break your neck when it collides with them.

Wish: That Fang accidentally dye his hair snot-green.

#21 Nov 18th 2007, 11:35am

Wow...according to the website, I'm a normal...anyways.

Warp: Granted, but Fang goes nuts without his black hair and kills all, acheiving Itex's goal of mass destruction.

Wish: That there is Maega (Max/Omega) in the next book.

#22 Nov 18th 2007, 11:49am

Granted, but Iggy goes crazy at Max's betrayal of him and blows them both up.

Wish: That Gazzy found out who the heck his mom was.

#23 Nov 18th 2007, 12:00pm

Warp: Granted, but it's Angel...... enough said.

Wish: That Angel and Fang hooked up.

#24 Nov 18th 2007, 2:16pm

Warp: Granted, but Nudge is pissed at Angel for hooking up with Fang and attempts to kill the girl. Angel finds out about and kills Nudge. And Total, feeling left out, bites Gazzy. And while all of this is happening, Max is hooking up with Iggy.

Wish: That Max walks in while Dr. Martinez is in the middle of seducing Jeb.

...Yes, I'm sick, I know.

#25 Nov 18th 2007, 4:52pm

Warp: Sure it's granted, but ella got there first and is busy ripping jebs jugular vein out.

Wish: That Oprah Winfrey grew wings and joined Max.

#26 Nov 18th 2007, 5:02pm

Warp: Yeah, sure. But with the condition that everyone else dies. It's just Oprah and Max.

Wish: Three words: Hot. Scientist. Sex.

#27 Nov 18th 2007, 6:40pm

Yeah, David Tennant.

Warp: Yeah, but the event in question took place on top of the cage Max was kept in as an impressionable five-year-old, and so, traumatised, she will never ever do it with Fang and he'll have to shack up with Ella instead.

Wish: That Anne appears in the next book and turns out to be Angel and Gazzy's mother.

#28 Nov 18th 2007, 9:06pm

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Warp: granted but Anne is an Hermaphadite(meaning she has male and female genitals) And somehow impreganated herself

Wish: I wish there would be Miggy in the next book( You know its awesome)

#29 Nov 19th 2007, 10:12am

Warp: Granted but Fang kills himself because of that. Then fangirls stop buying the books therefore, having no money or feeling to continue the MR series, JP ditches the books.

Wish: I wish that there was Faega in the next book. (Hehehehe...)

Thing I just learned: My school doesn't block fanfiction ^.^

#30 Nov 19th 2007, 11:52am

MY GOD YOU CHILDREN ARE SICK.

Warp: Granted, but Fang was never real male in the first place ( max was just confused).

Wish: That the terminator ( the governor of California... you silly americans...) was involved in max's latest daring adventure.

#31 Nov 19th 2007, 1:10pm

Warp: Granted, but the terminator self destructs in the end, killing all except Lissa, which was Itex's plan in the first place.

Wish: That Nudge finds out that she is pregnant with Sam's baby.

#32 Nov 19th 2007, 3:12pm . Edited Nov 19th 2007, 3:13pm

TWISTED....

Warp: Granted, but sams a girl and Nudge is male... who happens to have female reproductive organs.

Wish: That Max was addicted to various drugs and her day job was selling booze to children in the streets.

#33 Nov 19th 2007, 4:32pm

Warp: Granted, but the police arrest Max and when they find out about wings, the police go in her cell and they split drugs. They live happily ever after in their little cell, getting high, all the time.

Wish: I wish that Gazzy farts so bad that it acheives Itex's goal of mass destruction.

#34 Nov 19th 2007, 5:48pm

Warp: Granted but thus destroying the world, thus destroying himself.

Wish: I wish that max got in a battle with Obi-wan konobi ( sorry if I spelled it wrong to die heart fans)!!

#35 Nov 19th 2007, 7:19pm

Warp: Granted, but in an unfortunate "accident" Obi slices Max in half.

Wish: That the Director finds true love in Ella.

#36 Nov 19th 2007, 7:38pm

I'm not a die-hard fan, but it's Obi-Wan Kenobi. And everyone on here (plus me) seems to be perverted.

Warp: Granted, but the Director's turtle DNA has caused some... interesting changes in her reproductive organs. Ella dies as a result of conjugation.

Wish: That Total and Angel fall in lust.

#37 Nov 19th 2007, 9:04pm

Warp: Granted, but Total kills Angel when she tries to leave him for a human

Wish:A Zombie Ninja Pirate is created to destroy the flock, and Omega.

#38 Nov 20th 2007, 4:06pm . Edited Nov 20th 2007, 4:06pm

Warp: Granted, but the pirates Johny ( I forgot how to spell....) Depp and Nugdge died prematurly because of his ugliness while Fang killed himself because he knew he could never have him...... Said ninja pirate accidently runs into a wall because of his stupidity thus causing his brain to crash and his skull to split.

Wish: That Max was in the newest Die Hard Movie and played Bruce Willis... I think that's who plays the main role...

#39 Nov 20th 2007, 7:08pm

Warp:Granted, but Max gets her head blown up by C4

Wish:My Zombie Ninja Pirate would be reincarnated as an Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford Hybrid, and was named Arnold Ford, and could shoot laser beams from his eyes, and grows wings, and ends up reviving all of the flock, thus becoming a member of the flock, and kills the director, and becomes a hero, but is shot by the CIA to destroy the only Zombie Ninja Pirate in the world, thus saving the flock from eternal death, but before he died he disabled the Flock's expiration date, and the world had no clue.

#40 Nov 21st 2007, 4:46pm . Edited Nov 21st 2007, 4:47pm

Warp: James patterson would have a heart attack in the middle of typing the epilouge, thus forever ending the Maximum Ride series... the heart attack is caused by a disloged piece of lard in his brain and has absouletly nothing to do with Arnold Ford, the ninja zombie/ tomb raider, archiolgists.. just to the fact that he is old and eaten over his limit of cheesburgers.

Wish: That Fang was eaten by Angel.

#41 Nov 21st 2007, 6:08pm

Oh and just to clear this up.. he has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time.. the stroke ( the disloged piece of lard in his brain) makes him go into spasms... thus inducing his heart attack....

Okay, carry on..

#42 Nov 21st 2007, 6:10pm

Warp: Granted, but because Angel ate Fang, Max kills her to get Fang back. Thus ridding the Maximum Ride series of the six year old mind reader. Fang, who was swallowed whole without her biting him anywhere, has half of his face melted off because of Angel's stomach acid.

Wish: That there was Gazzy/Nudge in the next book.

#43 Nov 21st 2007, 6:40pm

Warp: Granted... but Gazzy accidently sits on a bomb thus shredding his pants and his life.

Wish: Their was soft white light bumbs of type 75 in my lamp at home.

#44 Nov 22nd 2007, 9:17am

Warp: Granted, but you accidentally get the defective bulbs, which have a tendency to fry brain cells gradually. You gradually get stupider and stupider until you forget how to breathe and die of aphyxiation (I think that's how it's spelled).

Wish: That Iggy wasn't really blind: he was just faking it.

#45 Nov 22nd 2007, 3:00pm

Warp: Granted, but Max kills him for faking it all that time. We now have no more Iggy.

Wish: That Fang got the power to switch genders, and then one time that he does, he gets stuck as a girl.

#46 Nov 22nd 2007, 3:03pm

Warp: Granted, but Fang gets overrun by male phans, and eventually the girlfriends finish crying over the old Fang and kill girl!Fang for attracting their boyfriends.

Wish: That Gazzy accidentally blow himself up with one of his farts.

#47 Nov 22nd 2007, 3:37pm

Warp: Granted, but Iggy kills himself because his partner in crime is gone, Nudge kills herself and Angel because they both loved Gazzy (in different ways) This leaves Fang and Max...just them...alone...

Wish: That Jeb falls in love with Iggy.

#48 Nov 22nd 2007, 4:27pm

Warp: if this was a fatherly affection then everything would be fine and merry, but it isnt and jeb follows the poor blind mutant until Iggy takes a bomb and shoves it down his throat, causing him to explode from the inside out.... ah well.

Wish: That drug lords took over the world and enslaved faithful grandparents.

#49 Nov 22nd 2007, 5:45pm

Warp: Granted, but then the faithful grandparents hear that you made this wish, hunt you down, and beat you with their canes.

Wish: That Sam comes back in the next book and that his love intrest was Fang.

#50 Nov 22nd 2007, 5:55pm

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