Omega has been and will always be a hoe! (By the by-- Flie will not be here for the next two weeks-- he is going on vacation to his silly grandparents house..... Mangoe is coming as well)

You. Are. Fudging. Kidding. Me.

Flie. Is. Leaving. For. TWO. Mother. Fluffing. WEEKS?!

I. Am. Going. To. Im-Freaking-PLODE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm starting to think I might have some separation issues...

yeah.

HOLY SHIT!

WHAT IF FLIE DIES ON VACATION!?

WHAT IF MER DIES?!

WHAT IF MOUSE AND ROSES ARE ALREADY DEAD?!

OH MY FIUEFVBWCKING GOD!

I lied Disney... Here's the truth. Ahem.

Flie is moving ( the whole shiznet-- new house, new school, new city... TO TERROIZE!!!!).... to Togo. The dungeon I'm staying in obviously has no internet. I will continue my nun training, but I will be at a different nunnery.

So Flie will not be visiting the internet for a long long long time...

Sorry, I'll have to scare people a different way....

I might be back on sometime in Sep.... hopefully!

Bye all you lovelies

(Bye the bye, this does mean Mangoe isn't on the comp. as well).

This is really really really sad.

You aren't... moving away forever from the internet, are you?

You said September, but will it only be a visit?

Oh goodness, I really miss you, Flie.

I'll never forget you!

Me neither. Even though I only spoke to you, like, once. Whatever.

Your nun isn't as scary as it used to be.

Visit Asap, okay? For Diz's sake. Yeah. So she isn't squished into a ball of pulverized flesh and used as rabid dog food.

Eww. Yuck. I can't believe I made myself write that. Oh, gross...

Yeah, me too. But i really don't talk to you either.

And omg, I think i just gagged.

When I imagine disney squished up in a ball used as rabid dog food, I imagine poor winnie the pooh, all squished up(I'm not going to add the gruesome parts of that), wondering where is honeey is.

weird.....

I, for one, talked to Flie a lot and I'm not exactly sure if I'm going to miss him or not.

Flie's mah buddy.

I'll miss hem...

Thanks for the kind visuals of my own mangled body being eaten by my own dog, guys. Thanks.

I'm really going to miss Flie...

Well I'm sorry about Flie.

but holy pancakes, Avatar tonight was great. I hate to get off the subject but we were already off it anyways.

Nobody cares about subjects anymores.

Is Avatar that one anime with the guy who has an arrow on his head? Airbander?

Yea thats him, and it's airbender. lol

would anybody miss me if I went on a trip? besides Inkheart? didn't think so.

I';d miss you,.lol.

I'm going on a trip too! Vaaction! waking up at 330 in the morning woop!

Have fun on your holiday, get some sleep. See you when?

...

And I would totally miss you as well, Loved. You're not actually leaving are you? :-(

And I would totally miss you as well, Loved. You're not actually leaving are you? :-(

No.

How do you spell "I'm glad" in Japanese? (I know the word I just don't know how to spell it) Same goes for "excuse me"

'Ureshii' is 'I'm glad' sort of, but it's best to say 'Ureshii wa' since you're a girl. 'Excuse me' to get someone's attention to go past or whatever, is "Sumi masen" ("sumimasen "). But 'Excuse me' like, pardon me is "Gomen nasai" or "Shitsurei shimasu"...

Thanks.

Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel

Little is known about this book, but it was confirmed that a fifth Maximum Ride book will be released on March 16, 2009. On target.com the title of the book was revealed to be Water Wings: A Maximum Ride Novel.[17]

Maximum Ride and the other members of the Flock have barely recovered from their last arctic adventure, when they are confronted by the most frightening catastrophe yet. Millions of fish are dying off the coast of Hawaii and someone--or something--is destroying hundreds of ships. Unable to discover the cause, the government enlists the Flock to help them get to the bottom of the disaster before it is too late.

While Max and her team are exploring the depths of the ocean, their every move is being carefully tracked by Mr. Chu--a criminal mastermind with his own plans for the Flock. Can they protect themselves from Mr. Chu's army of mercenaries and save the ocean from utter destruction?

And I though reading about Daniel X and his insect war would be crap. I've entered a whole new zone of 'That Patterson guy has been paid government ransom to write Santa's sappy tree-hugging propaganda'.

Argh... stupid global warming, why do you plague me so... Bleh.

At least Angel's underwater breathing ability will be brought to use, finally- if JP even remembers it. Who knows, maybe Total will sprout gills to go with his pair of wings and join her Underwater Adventure.

And maybe the Flock can join them in a handy-dandy nearby submarine, too! (If they haven't become flying sea platypuses already, that is.) In the meanwhilist irony of The Final Warning, the boring new evil guy can go get sucked up in a whirlpool along with his ultra boring sidekick that nobody cares about. The rest of the book can be Fax!

*Sarcasm*

Maybe we should all start making MR5-whining topics in advance; because somehow, I don't think think the idea of snorkling with the soon-to-be-dead fishies is going to be all that entertaining.

yeah we know....lets all kill ourselves

With pleasure. I'm feeling a little suicidal with this sudden boost of knowledge.

...

Why do all book writers aiming at teenagers always go bad at the end?

Because they treat us like idiots, also more money is to be madeif they aim it slightly younger with more crap romance

What happened the school?! Itex and the school are NOT the same thing. Or am I wrong? What happened to the other experiments? Hmph.

My impression was that Itex bankrolls the School, but that they're otherwise independent experimenters... which explains how Jeb does this:

"lol, imma takin ur experiments"

Then, after two years:

"lol, hai gaiz, left ur experiments in house"

And the School is all:

":D :D :D that's OK, Jeb, u kno we luv ya"

instead of all:

"BLARGH UR FIRED"

like Itex would be.

But seriously. that's TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY would he make a book like that?

You know, I'm seriously thinking that JP was LYING. I mean, Dark Angel and Maximum Ride are pretty much the same. Er, almost the same. A genetically enhanced girl named MAX (I'm serious about this. go look it up) and the Dark Angel series stopped... like, right after the clone. It's kinda scary, the similarities.

*coughs up blood from the space in her heart where the Maximum Ride series used to be*

I leave for what-- three weeks? And this catastrophe unleashes itself: Maximum Ride Water Wings! The title alone makes me cringe.

I have half a mind (and that is prolly the only working half mind you) to go and pull James Patterson's veins out one by one and tie them in a rather slimy knot.

On a lighter note, I so want to be Jason Bourne!

*smiles*

I think you should just take out JP's insides, and wear his skin as a coat, and re-write MR4, and write the rest of the series in his place.

and I'll be my usual lazy self and be happy just reading the books. and listening to music of course.

I wonder if JP will try to stick to logical situations? (I'm being too optimistic again, aren't I?) If so, I look forward to a scene where Max attempts to fly out of the ocean, forgets that her wings are waterlogged, and smashes back into the waves.

ah, but if that happens, he (and you) had forgotten the part where Max was kidnappd and put in the tank. Wasn't she wet? I can't remember.

I don't really remember... I think it was some kind of jelly? I don't have the books with me (well, I do, but they're back in my dorm room, and there's no internet at the dorm- long story), but it was a sensory deprivation tank, so water wasn't required. Besides, Max wasn't drowning inside it.

oh

oh man dont gemme started.

I ean Total okay, ive never liked total, seen him as pointless, just some crappy comic relief, who isnt even tht funny.

but giving him wings... :/

and they get ANOTHER dog.

ffs, srsly?

MR has gone down hill.

Characters who I would like to see die:

Max MUAHAHAHAHHA

Total

Gazzy

Fang(maybe)

I don't want Gazzy to die simply because he hasn't been given any focus except for the breakdown scene somewhere in the first two books.

Breakdown as in, when Angel left? (I know it wasn't her will)

I think mer was speaking of the part where everyone ditches Gazzy and Iggy at the house.

Then they build a bomb.

That too, but there's also a scene where Gazzy's getting emotional and Max refers to him as "my little trooper." 3

I thought that the book wasnt too bad, though I'll admit I was kind of disipointed, mostly with the fact that it had almost nothing to do with the rest of the books, it also bugged me how all of them got powers (that they never even use) all around the same time period, I don't know why, mabey cause it was so unlikly. Over all while it's not going on the top ten list I didn't hate it, Its good that JP wants to get the message out about global warming, but this probably wasn't the best place for the theme because it sorta came out of the blue and once again, because it had nothing to do with the last 3 books in the seires... Just out of content I guess.

Well done sane person, you see the crappiness of it.

(also HOLY SHIT PEOPLE ARE STILL POSTING HERE?! I had no idea, thought it had died ages ago)

(Well, I visit it sometimes, but can never think of anything to reply-post with, if it helps.

Same w/me

It was alright. My story with the fourth book is weird. My mom got it for me from the library, thinking I might like it, and not realizing it was the fourth in the series. So I read that one, thought it was AMAZING! then went back to the library and read them again in order. So I don't really know if I like it or not. I think books 1-3 were best. 4 & 5 weren't all that great. They should have kept going at Itex and destroyed all the schools and saved all the mutants. That's just me though.

I've never read book 5... don't think I will anytime soon.

yeah...i think the 4th & 5th were kind of a let down...I mean it went from Itex to- Global Warming?! I thought that was stupid...Also, the book was shorter and not much happened...not like the other books where stuff happened all the time! When I read the descriptios, i was like "that sounds boring..." but the 6th one actually sounds good! hopefully it won't be like the 4th & 5th!

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