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Topic: The Laws of Storm Hawks

This is just something to amuse us! What are some of the unbreakable rules of Storm Hawks?

1. Stork is always prepared for the thing least likely to happen.

2. Radarr's co-pilot seat is actually a pocket into another dimension where he stores all sorts of items, crystals, livestock, etc.

3. Broken? Bang it with a wrench!

#1 Sep 18th 2007, 5:32pm

Piperiffic

There is always a spare chicken hidden inside a searchable object (fridges, lockers, Radarr's seat etc.).

#2 Sep 19th 2007, 8:32am

Stork will ALWAYS have a "strange rash" when things go wrong.

#3 Sep 19th 2007, 3:06pm

King-Skarl

Junko always has the strangest appitite *eating rotten things and other things people would consider gross*

#4 Sep 20th 2007, 6:05pm

blackkittypaws

Cyclonis must have a possed voice when in "I'm an evil dictator!" mode.

#5 Sep 20th 2007, 10:23pm

No matter HOW many Talons there are, they can be defeated with one touch.

#6 Sep 21st 2007, 5:45pm

Ravess will always have her music.

#7 Sep 21st 2007, 7:20pm

Finn will always land on his crotch after he falls (why doesnt he pack a parachute)

#8 Sep 22nd 2007, 7:25pm

Finn does pack a parachute in "The Code."

11. Large creatures will always attempt to devour Finn.

#9 Sep 24th 2007, 1:33pm

12. If Radarr does not like something, it's usually evil.

(try to number em, guys!)

#10 Sep 24th 2007, 3:59pm

Finn's skimmer always falls apart

Finn wants to go to Tropica when it's mentioned or when southwest direction is pointed out by Piper.

#11 Sep 25th 2007, 7:42am

15. Ravess's arrows will always counteract or even overcome Finn's crossbow bolts.

#12 Sep 25th 2007, 1:18pm

16. Snipe will never learn grammar beyond that of a 2nd grader.

#13 Sep 25th 2007, 1:37pm

17. Finn will always try to flirt with girls.

(bleh double post)

#14 Sep 25th 2007, 3:45pm . Edited Sep 25th 2007, 4:10pm

Ravess' violin talon gets shoot down before her

#15 Sep 26th 2007, 9:41am

19.junko will always trust everybody.

#16 Oct 03rd 2007, 5:09pm

20. Piper will always flirt with anything remotely attractive.

#17 Oct 07th 2007, 3:38pm

Reasonfalling

((lol, who would have thought all ya people would come up with some funny stuff!))

#18 Oct 18th 2007, 10:49am

21. If there's confusion about something, most likely Piper will have the answer.

22. Stork, when faced with great peril, will suddenly develop superhuman abilities and kick ** but be unable to replicate them unless under extreme duress. (pirate ship anybody?)

#19 Oct 24th 2007, 6:09am

23. Piper knows everything about Atmos

#20 Oct 24th 2007, 8:42am

24. Junko will always have allergies to things that are out to kill him and the other Storm Hawks.

#21 Oct 25th 2007, 2:51pm

Junko's cooking should not be eaten if u wish to live past the age of 14.

Finn will always demand atteneion, whether it is good or bad.

#22 Nov 05th 2007, 4:04pm

Junko will eat foods other people find disgusting.

#23 Nov 08th 2007, 10:30am

28. Dark Ace will always say "This time, no mercy." but never carries it out....

#24 Nov 09th 2007, 11:08am

Stork will always predict doom that will never happen

#25 Nov 10th 2007, 1:19pm

(Note: ^^^ Ahem, BLACK GORGE anyone?)

#26 Nov 10th 2007, 2:26pm

True.

#29.They will NEVER follow pipers plan.

#27 Nov 11th 2007, 8:26pm

blackkittypaws

#30 Nobody can beat Radarr at expressions

(P.S. I'm p.o.ed at Jazzy Pony. He totaly stole the title of my old story 'Lost, but not Forgotten' and just took away the comma and made his 'Lost But Not Forgotten'....errrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Extreemely enraged!)

#28 Nov 12th 2007, 2:22am

Diligo of orbis terrarum

31. No mater how serious the situation, the main characters will always find time to slip in a witty phrase.

#29 Nov 12th 2007, 12:31pm

Reasonfalling

32. Dark Ace and Arreow will never get together!

((No matter how saddening that is....))

#30 Nov 13th 2007, 5:11pm

33.Leugy will always mess up Repton's plan.

#31 Nov 13th 2007, 6:40pm

33.5: But never on purpose.

#32 Nov 14th 2007, 5:11am

Diligo of orbis terrarum

34. Snipe will always act rash and cause the plan to unravle.

#33 Nov 14th 2007, 5:18am

35. Snipe will always want to DOMINATE THE QUADRANT !

#34 Nov 14th 2007, 1:53pm

36. Snipe will always want a promotion

#35 Nov 14th 2007, 1:59pm

34: Snipe wil have an IQ that matches that of a mentally retarded piece of lint

#36 Nov 14th 2007, 4:33pm

34.5: -28!!!

#37 Nov 15th 2007, 4:55am

Amen

#38 Nov 15th 2007, 2:09pm

35. All adult males in their prime will have ridiculously expansive chests.

36. All females will be stick thin and tall.

37. If Repton gets involved in something nothing will stop him, except the most extreme cases such as lava about to explode near his face.

#39 Nov 16th 2007, 8:18am

I know this is off topic, but is the "quadrant" the entire world, or just 1/4 of it? I just cant see Snipe satisfied with controlling 1/4 of the Atmos, and when he says "First Terra Saharr, then the quadrant!" it sounds like "First _____<- Insert place, then the world!"

#40 Nov 19th 2007, 6:15pm

A quadrant is probably a large portion of Atmos. (1/4 of a 2 dimensional matrix/plane from origin)

It really doesn't matter, because Snipe wants power. :P

#41 Nov 19th 2007, 6:38pm

True, It would make sense by its definition...

38: Junko will eat ALMOST anything....(excluding Merbian cabbage)

#42 Nov 20th 2007, 6:24pm

39. Finn's music generally has a negative health impact to listeners.

(Proof - Storm Hawks Seven - Stork : Finn's music is actually saving lives [this time]!)

#43 Nov 20th 2007, 7:04pm

40. Aerrow(when helping Piper) Will always want to do THE. MOST. DANGEROUS. MISSION. EVER!(Gale force wind and I quote: Others may think this is dangerous, reckless, and otherwise impossible) Beat THAT people!

#44 Nov 21st 2007, 6:00am . Edited Nov 21st 2007, 6:00am