The Laws of Storm Hawks - Storm Hawks Forum

But i do agree, the Warden will always be fat

#102 Jan 30th 2008, 2:09pm

Kogoma10

ahem *unfurls scroll* (wearing hat with feather) these are the laws of the Cartoon Universe! (that includes Storm Hawks):

Cartoon Law 1.

Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made

aware of its situation.

Cartoon Law 2.

Everything falls faster than an anvil.

Examples too numerous to mention from the Roadrunner cartoons.

Cartoon Law 3.

Whenever a person is injured, they are supplied with bandages even if

there is nobody around to supply them with any.

Cartoon Law 4.

A sharp object will always propel a character upward.

When poked (usually in the buttocks) with a sharp object (usually a pin), a

character will defy gravity by shooting straight up, with great velocity.

Cartoon Law 5.

Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries.

They merely turn characters temporarily black and smoky.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL!

Whenever you sneak up on someone on tippy-toes you *must* be

accompanied by piccato violin in the background.

There are more http://www.ijmc.com/ijmc/texts/cartoon but i am too lazy to post them and some of them don't work for Storm Hawks. *curls up scroll* thank you, and yes I have no life *bows then runs off screen*

#103 Feb 09th 2008, 9:16pm

oh! i want a cool hat!

#104 Feb 10th 2008, 11:00am

stork will always get to wear a cool hat when ever it's a finn related episode

#105 Feb 10th 2008, 11:01am

Dragon Eye Girl

Stork is the one who always sings

#106 Feb 11th 2008, 9:40am

I know, he's perfect!

He wears cool hats, I wear cool hats

He like strange food, I like strange food

He likes to drive, i like to drive (even though i can't, tee hee)

He's green, i like green

He can sing me to sleep with his awesome little emo songs (we can duet!)

He's smexy, i'm smexy

IT'S A PERFECT MATCH! I SWEAR!

#107 Feb 11th 2008, 4:58pm

Madame Lady

Whatever happened to opposites attract, mm? xD

BACK ON TOPIC.

Junko will always be adorable, no matter what he's doing.

(I've lost count. What number are we on?)

#108 Feb 11th 2008, 5:15pm

Dragon Eye Girl

I should try to make a list

*adds to list of things to do*

#109 Feb 11th 2008, 8:21pm

aerroW232

Aerrow will always be cocky but HOT!

#110 Feb 11th 2008, 9:29pm

Stork will always be pessimistic and smexy

#111 Feb 12th 2008, 12:24pm

The strongmen of every group are the less intelligent ones. Except for the Third Degree Burners. All of them are big, so they don't count.

#112 Feb 16th 2008, 9:18am

In the majority of cases, Stork will have eerie music playing in the background.

#113 Feb 16th 2008, 9:32am

rule whatever, bad guys ideas will never work

#114 Feb 16th 2008, 1:20pm

Kogoma10

Stork must freak out, say that something bad will happed, and say 'doom', 'doomed' or 'we're doomed' at least once per episode

#115 Feb 17th 2008, 5:05pm

i resent that!... it's twice an episode

#116 Feb 18th 2008, 12:18pm

Diligo of orbis terrarum

I'm back all!

Any way, yet another rule

-No matter how many times Dark Ace kicks butt- It always turns out Aerrow wins in the end, even when he kinda doesnt. Like in the episode were Dark Ace desided to jump, Aerrow didn't officaly win, Dark Ace could have kicked his butt, but relised his soaps were comming on, can't miss thoughs!

Any way, Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

#117 Feb 28th 2008, 9:23am

I agree; the Hawks can afford to lose for a change! Not necessarily that often, but once in a while it would be nice... *sighs*

#118 Feb 28th 2008, 12:30pm

Yes but if you remember, the rules of a duel would be

1. There are none

2. You live, you win

Therefore if they lost, the Storm Hawks would probably be no more because they'd be dead and I don't think I"m ready for that

#119 Feb 28th 2008, 3:14pm

True... Of course that was the one time Dark Ace ever really showed any mercy to an opponent. Except maybe in 'The Lesson'. I mean seriously! Aerrow was standing right on the skimmer! It's not as though DA was unarmed! All he would have had to do was smash in Aerrow's glider and shove him into the wastelands. *fumes* Why did that idiot have to ask "How?" Jeeze...

Okay I'm done. DA fans, please don't take offense; it was just a rant. I like the Dark Ace too, but that one moment was totally out of character for him. He keeps on saying no mercy, but it's not as though he ever carries it out... *sighs and rolls eyes* Anyway... Carry on! *steps out of room before angry mob can mobilize*

#120 Feb 28th 2008, 4:16pm

I ttly agree, but then again, if Dark Ace really did show no mercy, then this wouldn't be a show for kids

#121 Feb 28th 2008, 5:13pm

*nods* And I prob'ly wouldn't watch it... I was never a fan for that kind of stuff in cartoons... I'm so old fashioned. XD

Oh, and forget there being chickens in searchable objects. There's always a chicken, period. ;D

#122 Feb 28th 2008, 5:44pm

Like a coward?

#123 Feb 29th 2008, 4:58pm

No, I mean poultry.

#124 Mar 01st 2008, 8:22am

Wait... I don't get it... what about chickens?

#125 Mar 01st 2008, 2:08pm

Fantasyfan4ever

In nearly every episode, there have been chickens. They can appear just about anywhere. Like in Thunder Run, one was found on the Condor! XD

#126 Mar 01st 2008, 4:05pm

Actually there is at least one chicken in every episode. For example in 'InFinnity', in the kitchen scene after the Hawks got beat up by Snipe and his clones you can see a flock of chickens flying around Radarr's head. Just like the stars or birds that fly around a character's head in other cartoons. I think there was another chicken scene in that ep, but I'd have to check.

#127 Mar 02nd 2008, 7:02am

Fantasyfan4ever

You're right Saerphe! I almost forgot that.

#128 Mar 02nd 2008, 9:37am

Oh, okay, I get it now

#129 Mar 02nd 2008, 11:56am

Are you sure? ;)

#130 Mar 03rd 2008, 9:52am

Thanks! I'm actually keeping track of how many episodes the hen appears in (10 so far) and I can't believe I missed the InFinnity one.

#131 Mar 03rd 2008, 1:07pm

You're welcome! Like I said though, the chicken appears in every ep, so not really much point in counting... It's fun to see where the chicken will turn up next though! It's like 'Where's Waldo', only it's 'Where's Stalker Hen?' know what I mean? I wonder what possessed Ace Fipke when he added that aspect to the show... ;D

#132 Mar 03rd 2008, 1:50pm

EVERY episode? Wow. I've missed a lot then...

#133 Mar 03rd 2008, 1:54pm

YAY! I luv Where's Waldo!

#134 Mar 03rd 2008, 2:58pm

Yeah, me too. There's some eps where they make it obvious, and others where you have to squint to find the chicken. I still have to find the chicken in the Terra Deep eppie.

#135 Mar 03rd 2008, 6:12pm

good luck

#136 Mar 03rd 2008, 6:24pm

Thanks!

#137 Mar 04th 2008, 12:52pm

Your welcome

#138 Mar 04th 2008, 4:27pm

*sigh* Still haven't found it. Still haven't found the chicken in 'Fire and Ice' either... bleh.

Oh, and Stork will always try to stay behind and hide out- I mean, protect the Condor. ;)

#139 Apr 18th 2008, 6:37pm

Madame Lady

Stork's broken that law before. xD

#140 Apr 20th 2008, 2:14pm

True, he has, but only to protect his beloved Condor. I think we can make an exception for that. ;D

#141 Apr 20th 2008, 5:36pm

Oh, and the only other times were because the others made him, or because he was suffering from some sort incapacitating afflicition *cough Sky Shock cough*

#142 Apr 20th 2008, 5:39pm

Anyone mind me making ticker out of said 'laws'?

#143 Apr 20th 2008, 5:41pm . Edited Apr 20th 2008, 5:42pm