"Moonlight Knight" was created after a night of alcohol, bad old arabian movies (like, heck, Lawrence of Arabia) and a game of twister.

Ail and Ann were actually siblings, but the Makaijuu didn't frown upon incest.

That girl who everyone calls "Kousagi", you know that chick who looks alot like Sailor Moon and claims to be her, and everyone thinks she is a crackpot. Well, she proved her claim just some days ago, she IS the real deal.

-Setsuna's oath of non-involvement was temporarily broken when she fought in the second world war alongside Captain America, The Sub-Mariner and Wolverine against the nazis.

- And was broken again when she killed John Lennon accidentally, while aiming for Yoko. What? She run out of bullets, and saw the timelines wouldn't be all that worse off with Yoko still around, so she left it at that.

- Also, the "Lady of the Lake" who gave King Arthur the Excalibur sword? That was also Setsuna. Gotta keep those timelines going...

- DNA tests prove that Setsuna Meioh might be the long lost niece of Freddy Krueger.

- Setsuna might also be Rogue's real mother.

- Makoto Kino has been hired by George Steinbrenner to work for the Yankees as assitant to the traveling secretary.

- Rei Hino has a relatinship with Cosmo Kramer.

(Oh Lord. Poor Rei.)

-Jadeite actually woke up after Queen Beryl's defeat. Unfortunately he ran into two agents named Agent J and Agent K.

- Ami Mizuno chats with a user by the name of HofM07, not knowing it's Detective Hoffman, Jigsaw's apparentice from the Saw movies.

-Kousagi really does exist in the SM cannon, as Sailor Neo/Chibi Earth.

-The Luna plushy in PGSM is really the Luna-P ball.

-Mamoru did not want to go study in America, he actually wanted to go see his secret lover Galaxia, who actually works for the FBI.

-The starlights were really looking for Princess Fireball because she's actually Sailor's Galaxia's long lost sister.

The room of the Crown Arcade isn't just a place the Sailors use as their HQ, but also where the girls experiment their sexual curiosities. Why else have some of them have become really close friends?

Chaos is Usagi. That justifies some fanbrats calling ChibiUsa the "spawn of the devil" or other such nicknames.

Yaten and Luna are really in love! She sat on Yaten in a car in one episode and Yaten winked at her in the later part of the last episode.

Prince Demando originally lusted for Neo Queen Serenity but decided on her younger version. His line of reasoning was this:

- Younger = more stamina. Who wants an old, crusty married adult when you can have her past jailbait self?

- Neo Queen Serenity's Sailor Snatch is loose as a jellyfish due to that pink haired demon child popping out of her. Princes love a tight fit and virgins are so eager to learn.

- So he can appear on Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator!

Neo Queen Serenity's Sailor Snatch is loose as a jellyfish

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Jellyfish-hater.

I'm wondering if it's also stingy as a jellyfish.

- ChibiChibi is actually the lost Pokemon #1001. That's why all she can say is "Chibi."

I'm wondering if it's also stingy as a jellyfish.

That is either the best or the worst pun I have seen in my entire life. I have no recourse save to tip my hat and say, 'Bravo, sir. Bravo.' o.O

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-SOS was right - Haruka really was a prince in her previous lifetime. She was actually born male in this one too, but she's an MTF transsexual. Her only remaining SRS procedure is a proper vaginoplasty. The operation is already scheduled however, so she'll have completely transitioned within a year of the series' end.

*And yes. Somehow all prior surgeries are restored with each resurrection. It's MAGIC, dammit! Don't question it!

-Once the number of rumors explaining how Haruka is really a guy hit critical mass, a singularity will rip the 'Real World' to itty bitty kitty litter pieces, leaving only the Sailor Moon universe in existence.

-Naoko Takeuchi based her story on true events, rearranged and cleaned up to suit young audiences.

What really happened?

Well, you remember that story that was submitted to a fanfiction site a while back? You know, the 'Badfic' that made you want to claw out your brain through your eyesockets to dissolve it in bleach with the Neo-Nazi-vampire-angel senshi fighting the evil demon-mermaid-saiyagins [sic] of Planet Z?

Yeah. That's how it all went down. Including the hot steamy consensual rapes with steak knives and guppy fish up the vajayjay. And Sailor Mary Sue defeating the Source-of-all-Evil-that-kicked-Buffy's-** with a bulbous bouffant made of bologna.

Doesn't that make you all warm'n'fuzzy inside?

When I make a pun, I rarely make it if it's not a double-edged one. I remember I once made a pun on a certain Yugioh card and wondered if Kaiba would use it against a girl. (Snatch Steal, if you're wondering.)

About those rumors... Have you been reading Sailor Io's works again behind our backs? :D

But I want to note this one... It's Saiya-jin. Complete with capital letters and all. "From planet Saiya" is the closest translation I've heard on that.

- The 'magic' you see in Sailor Moon isn't magic at all. Those gloves aren't just for show, they conceal hi-tech blasters with quantuum fusion micro-reactors, which can generate a nearly infinite quantity of the element the Senshi in question is most attuned with. However, those reactors irradiate heavily when used, and that's why the Senshi usually look like five trains run over them after only a few shots of their concealed weapons.

- The transformation sequences can also be easily explained with science. The reality the Senshi live in is just another version of The Matrix, and the Senshi can bend it to their will at times, allowing them to have a whole minute for them to transform, give their stupid speeches and throw their attacks while the world around them slows down to a near halt.

- Jadeite's body is made of adamantium. That's the only explanation science has for him being run over by three planes and only getting a few scratches off it.

- What isn't shown in the anime, part 1: After the cute little outro of Neherenia waking up as a young girl before she went Evil Psycho Hoe From Hell on everyone, a meteor fell on her, killing her. Because while Usagi may be too easily forgiving of the vile ones, the universe is not.

- Nekonel was the lost fourth Mooncat. Scientists are still puzzled about the circumstances that made her become a monster-of-the-day. (Hint 1: Daimon. Hint 2: Cat mansion. Hope everyone gets the pun.)

But I want to note this one... It's Saiya-jin. Complete with capital letters and all. "From planet Saiya" is the closest translation I've heard on that.

You'd expect correct spelling of something that complicated on a fic of that caliber? *shakes head sadly* I wish I had your optimism. And just for the record, [sic] marks a verbatim replication of an inaccuracy from the original source.

Though I will also confess that that is not the worst mangling of Saiya-jin I've come across. I wanted people to at least have a chance at guessing what it was supposed to be.

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-Seiya doesn't actually turn into a girl when he becomes Sailor Star Fighter. It's just a clever illusion, as everyone would know if they would just try to cop a feel of those sexy sexy black-bra'd boobies only to find an uber-manly Chest of Steel.

--Addendum to above- The only reason the Starlights haven't ditched the illusions is because they've been told that Religious Tradition demands they continue.

In reality, Princess Kakyuu has a secret kink for Gender-Bender, especially the involuntary kind. Having three manly bodyguards forced into the opposite gender around her 24 hours daily 7 days a week makes her horny. as. he//. Seriously, it does wonders for those dry diplomatic meetings. Palace staff would disagree though, after they've had to reupholster her throne for the thousandth time because the cushion was too damp to salvage.

-Mr. Burns, Gannondorf, Jadis the White Witch, Stewie Griffin, The Brain Spawn, The Bane, Diva, Bowser, and The Gremlens are all forms of Chaos.

Just like Pinocchio, Seiya also wanted to become a real boy one day. But instead of giving fifty copper pennies to a fairy, Seiya tried to pay with a little song and dance. Wrong tribute, wrong wish.

After the fourth season ended, the producers really had no other use for Pegasus. So they sold him to a slaughterhouse and was subsequently converted into meat products. Pegasus was happy knowing he would help prevent children from starving.

Along with the fact that a redub is being made for Sailor Moon, there's also a Hollywood movie planned for next year. Usagi will be an actual cheerleader, Ami will be the smart yet hot professor of the university she studies at, Mamoru will be the gym teacher, Makoto and Minako will be twins, and Rei will be a nun.

Oh, and Michiru and Haruka will be sisters, but will still act very lesbian to each other.

- Usagi had an affair with Luna...which explains Chibiusa's red eyes...

- Rei, Makoto and Minako have a collection of coloured contact lenses...Minako has several pairs of different coloured ones.

- When Mamoru transforms into Tuxedo Mask he lines his hat with superglue.

- When they transform, mini fans are hidden in the Sailor Scouts' clothes - near their hair and skirts - so that they blow around coolly even when there isn't any wind.

- Tuxedo Mask had to practise his cloak-swishing movements several times before he could get it right and save Sailor Moon while at the same time look hot. In fact, he even needed extra cloak-swishing lessons.

- The Luna-P is Chaos.

- The Luna-P is Luna's future form. Eating so much tuna ain't good.

- Pluto's staff is an improved version of Saturn's one. If she drops it and says the proper words, it won't just destroy a world, it will destroy the whole universe.

- Sailor Galaxia's mommy didn't want to give her a pony for her sweet sixteen. That explains a lot, doesn't it?

- Moon's first attack was originally called "Moon Destructo Disk*" but got changed before printing, for obvious reasons.

- Ikuko Tsukino is going to sue Queen Serenity. "I'm Usagi's real mother, and no dead queen from a million years ago is going to take that from me."

- The seven Rainbow Youma have appeared in several episodes of Power Rangers, as guest monsters.

- Dimando learnt his mind-controlling powers from one Qui Gon Jin.

- Let's stop the rumors here and now: Ami, Rei, Mako and Minako are asexual.

- Naru was Sailor Earth in the original version, but all her scenes were cut off, in favor of having a token useless youma bait around.

*Tsukiensan?

-Thanks to a bizarre temporal paradox (and the resulting destruction of logic), Usagi Tsukino is also Fate Testarossa from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.

Usagi = Fate? Pure logic! *Writes a crossover from that last rumor.* Hey, if fantards can have Rei = Kagome, why not? At least Usagi gets to be an useful and even-tempered character. ;)

- Blizzard is making a Sailor Moon game. The DVDs will cost fifty dollars, and then they will charge fans fifty more dollars per month to be able to actually play the game. They sure know how to call real gamers in. :D

- Valve is also making a Sailor Moon game. Now you will be able to throw a tiara at Jadeite's throat, electrocute Zoicite and blast Beryl up to the sky with a moon beam, all in HL2's amazing physics engine. Is Luna whinning at you again? Kick her right to a youma and watch her claw its face off!

- The guys from the Duke Nukem franchise are also making a Sailor Moon game. Expect to see it sometime before 2090.

- And last but not least, Bethesda is making a Sailor Moon game, with Oblivion's engine. Now you can slaughter those annoying NPCs just because they said your suit is silly! (Poor Umino's going to be blasted to dust one too many times...)

... Okay, I quite wish the second and last rumors were true. If anyone can make a good SM game nowadays, is those two companies.

1) Makoto is the *real* ruler, not Usagi, because Jupiter is the biggest planet in the Solar System.

2) The Senshi protecting Crystal Tokyo are the Outers, not the Inners, because the Inners thought: Hey, if Usagi can get married, have a daughter and rule a planet, why can't we? So, they abandoned their roles, head off to [Insert Mutiverse] to find said Mutiverse bishounen (who are much better-looking than Mamoru and who *so* happen to be their soulmates) to be their husbands, and go off to rule their respective planets.

1) Makoto is the *real* ruler, not Usagi, because Jupiter is the biggest planet in the Solar System.

2) The Senshi protecting Crystal Tokyo are the Outers, not the Inners, because the Inners thought: Hey, if Usagi can get married, have a daughter and ruler a planet, why can't we? So, they abandoned their roles, head off to [Insert Mutiverse] to find said Mutiverse bishounen (who are much better-looking than Mamoru) to be their husbands, and go off to rule their respective planets.

To expand on Razor Knight's "Sailor Moon video game rumors":

- Valve and Bethesda are actively cooperating on a Sailor Moon game. The engine uses elements of the Half-Life 2 and Oblivion engines, plus a large amount of completely new elements. The game will eventually be selling in stores on December 21, 2012.

-The Ancient Mayans were able to predict the above event...and then realized that the massive amount of sheer concentrated awesome would bring about the end of time itself on that date!

(So the movie was a lie? :D )

- December 21, 2012 is actually the date the "great darkness" will come. Where's (Neo) Queen Serenity when you need her?

Jadeite from Sailor Moon and General Blue from Dragonball are the same person. This can be proven using three reasons.

1. Overconfidence and massive egos impair their judgement.

2. They are both blond.

3. Both of them were killed or defeated in a lame manner. Jadeite was commanded to sleep forever even though he knew the identity of the Senshi and Blue was killed by a tongue to the head.

Coincidentally both their bosses were defeated by the oddest of heroes. Beryl by teenagers in miniskirts and the Red Ribbon Army by a ten year old with a bamboo stick and a flying cloud.

The Ginzuishou isn't Usagi's Star Seed, it's the result of combining the Planetary Crystals. See, all seven Nijizuishou colors corresponds to the Senshi's colors.

didn't you hear, we are living in a lie since 1992

bishoujo senshi Sailor Moon is not a Japanese Anime, it is actually the evil japanese Dub of the American CARTOON Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon. Naoko Takeuchi is actually an alias name of a catholic priest Father-John the creator of PSSM.

Japanese took this Cartoon and change the names, produced more scenes and episodes, they even include a fifth season with evil things like homosexuality[Father-John fainted], incest [Father-John had a heart attack], trans-gender-ism [Father-John died at that], they even turn poor little cousins into LESBIANS! how could they...

*whispers* hope you got the humor in that

Anime Sailor Moon developed asphyxiophilia after Evil Tuxedo, Wiseman, Mistress 9 and old-hag-Neherenia all attempted murder by strangling; and was slightly disappointed when Galaxia didn't try the same.

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