The origin of the Kimmunity inside joke: Grapes - Original Title: Cpneb, I is Calling you out! - The Poll Vault Forum

Topic: The origin of the Kimmunity inside joke: Grapes - Original Title: Cpneb, I is Calling you out!

A lot have been asking, and we want to know!

What exactly is the seating arrangement at the "table of power"?

I mean,

I got to be prepared to know where I am going to be sitting at... And if I should cry about where I am sitting or not...

Come on neb, Tell us!

EDIT: We all know Akinyi is going to be at your side... so that one is not too much of a mystery.

(Off the record, You lucky SOB!)

#1 Oct 05th 2007, 11:47pm . Edited Aug 27th 2008, 11:15am

There are 2 seating possibilities that I think would be most appropriate.

1. Mad Tea Party. After each presentation, the seating arrangement is shuffled. That way, each couple spends part of the show close to every other coulple, but no one has to spend the entire show next to the same loudmouth jerk (other than her own date).

2. Valhalla. Any time a guest at the "Table of Power" receives an award, that guest is immediately moved to the head of the table and is served by any losers in that catagory that are also at the ToP. They will stay there until the next award is announced.

#2 Oct 06th 2007, 6:18am

Allow me to present to you, a third.

Grouping. Such as putting all the KiGo writers together. Or maybe having the three of us together because we're mods over here at the Poll Vault.

#3 Oct 06th 2007, 7:02am

Ran, the trouble with grouping us by pairings is that most of us at that table have tried our hands at several pairings. I've done Kigo, K/R, Ron/Yori, and that other one . . .

And I don't think my status as a Pole Vault mod gives me any special standing in the KP community or at the Fannies. What gives me special standing is my indisputable briliantessness and my movie star looks.

By the way, the movie star in question is Pumbaa.

Hakuna Matata

#4 Oct 06th 2007, 9:19am . Edited Oct 06th 2007, 9:26am

Anyone else notice how much 'nebby seems to like that one pairing?

He's right behind me, isn't he?

#5 Oct 06th 2007, 10:01am . Edited Oct 06th 2007, 10:03am

Look out Ran!

#6 Oct 06th 2007, 1:53pm

regarding the table: right now, it's U-shaped with seats on the inside and outside of the U.

I can't assign seats just yet (other than the lovely lady I'm escorting: on my left, so that I can feed her grapes...) because I don't know who/how may KP cast/OCs will be attending.

If you have OCs in mind, let me know so I can begin to make sure we're covered, seat-wise.

And, Ran: Rufus hijacks my laptop on occasions. That explains the cheese-stained posts and the propensity to promote RuGo. I keep changing my password, but he got hacker software from Wade, and he's not afraid to use it.

...cpneb

#7 Oct 06th 2007, 2:02pm

Feed her grapes?!?

*starts crying*

Why him? Just cause he's got better looks, and he's my older brother...

Just smite me all mighty smiter!

Why does the world hate me so?

What did I do to deserve this!?!

#8 Oct 06th 2007, 2:27pm

Hey 'neb, think you can find room for one more GJ agent? I'm thinkin' about bringing the lovely Agent Fargone with me.

I mean, I'm sure Rebecca Jane, Will Du, Dr. Director, myself, and I'm sure a number of other GJ agents are going to be there, don't wanna overload the place with agents. It might freak everyone out.

#9 Oct 06th 2007, 2:37pm . Edited Oct 06th 2007, 2:39pm

Oh, so Rufus really digs the green goddess huh? Gotta thing for the emerald enchantress? I can dig it.

#10 Oct 06th 2007, 2:42pm

Ron: They say he's one bad Naked . . .

Kim and Shego: Shut your mouth!

Ron: I'm talking about Rufus.

Rufus: HICK Dig it!

#11 Oct 06th 2007, 3:46pm

Pharaoh, I read your review of KT's story...and, you do remember that, even though he may not have access to spacecraft, he does have access to trenching machinery...

good luck, and nice knowing you....

...cpneb

#12 Oct 06th 2007, 8:50pm

Ran, no problem with Agent Fargone, as long as she's got Betty's ok. as for too many agents: it's the Fannies; we'd better have a hiney-load of agents there.

Besides, Betty will be there, as will Will (with Lindsey: Will's been smiling an awful lot lately: you don't suppose....NAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)

...cpneb

#13 Oct 06th 2007, 8:52pm . Edited Oct 07th 2007, 12:19pm

GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bangs head on desk*

Ummm, I'm gonna go now...

#14 Oct 07th 2007, 1:18am

*whispers* What Mike doesn't know is that we've secretly filled his room with thousands of grapes from all across the country. Lets watch.

Also, neb, Agent Fargone, or Ima, as she likes to be called, is looking getting off for the Fannies. However, I don't think Betty will want to disapoint her liasion between GJ and Team Possible. Mr. Stick might not like it to much.

#15 Oct 07th 2007, 11:16am

Um, Ran? All of Team Possible and half of GJ will be at the fannies in official or off dity capacity. No problem having anyone affiliated with either group there.

#16 Oct 07th 2007, 11:24am

Akinyi

Look at this! I leave for a day and a half and look at what I miss, lol!

'neb, if people think I'm crazy the next time I start having a laughing fit in the produce section next to the grapes in the local grocery story, I blame you ;)

Ohh, poor M.I....he may never go near a grape again. I feel bad. Perhaps he could sit on my other side at the Fannies (if that's okay with the table arranger, that is)? Plus it'd be nice to sit near M.I. anyway :)

#17 Oct 07th 2007, 8:09pm

Perhaps he could sit on my other side at the Fannies (if that's okay with the table arranger, that is)? Plus it'd be nice to sit near M.I. anyway :)

Only one practical solution to seating. We need a table designed by M.C. Escher

#18 Oct 07th 2007, 8:21pm

Yeah somebody got real smart, and now grape juice is everywhere...

Will the evil ever stop?

#19 Oct 07th 2007, 8:54pm

Grape juice?

Don't even try to get the stains out.

Just dye everything else purple.

#20 Oct 07th 2007, 9:03pm

AH! M.I! Your back early!

*pushes away some grape cases* Um...Motor Ed did it....

#21 Oct 07th 2007, 9:03pm

On the other hand, grape juice does tend to cover up the blood stains.

Or was that the other way around?

Not that I have any experience with needing to cover up either one . . .

#22 Oct 07th 2007, 9:15pm

Akinyi, after a hard fought debate with my bro...

really, I fought!

Okay so he pretty much said you can have that seat Mike...

And dir, I would be a freaking idiot not to take the seat... So it would be nice to sit next to me huh? Vice versa Akinyi...

Now the grape situation...

I WILL NEVER LOOK AT ANOTHER GRAPE AGAIN!

They haunt me in my deepest soul... So much purple... so much... stupid Barney... so much purple...

#23 Oct 07th 2007, 9:16pm

(Joss) Wade, I need a ride.

(Wade) sure thing, Sweet Tea. Where to?

(Joss) Why, Mike I's, silly; I'm a'gittin me some o' that free grape juice.

(Wade) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Step away from the jet, Joss; it for your own good.

(Joss) juice...grape juice...my pretty...juice... (Wade guides her away from the jet and back to the Bunker, handing her off to a confused Rebecca Jane and saying one word: "Juice" and Rebecca Janes nod, escorting her into the elevators while Joss grins and continues to mumble comments about "all that juice...it's mine...pretty, pretty grapes... and the elevator door closes)

(Wade) Whew! that was a close one, 'neb. You know my juice lush....

...cpneb

#24 Oct 07th 2007, 9:25pm

'neb, has Wade looked into checking Joss into the Betty Ford clinic for juice addiction?

#25 Oct 07th 2007, 9:32pm

JOSS, THE GRAPES ARE EVIL!

Do not be tempted!

BTW: New Avatar again, this time, thats ME!!!! That came out so good, I'm even suprised at it.

#26 Oct 07th 2007, 9:34pm

'neb, has Wade looked into checking Joss into the Betty Ford clinic for juice addiction?

I think "Juice Addiction" is treated in the Edsel Ford clinic

#27 Oct 07th 2007, 9:44pm

boredgeek

So what's treated in the Harrison Ford clinic? Whiplash?

#28 Oct 07th 2007, 9:49pm

So what's treated in the Harrison Ford clinic? Whiplash?

Bu-dum-CHING!

#29 Oct 07th 2007, 10:02pm

Unfortuneately, the Harrison Ford clinic was closed due to vandalism. Seems there was too much American Graffiti.

#30 Oct 07th 2007, 10:09pm

Damn, and I've already used the rimshot this thread

#31 Oct 07th 2007, 10:14pm

Make every rim-shot count, soldier.

Hold your fire till you see the smoke rising from your hands. Then put your fire back in the fireplace where it belongs.

#32 Oct 07th 2007, 10:33pm