Am I the only one getting sick of the campains? I mean we are getting close to November, and all these "political ads" are driving me insane. I'm surprised nobody has come up with this one:

John McCain is very old. But did you know he's not actually alive. He toured a desolate Racoon City after the city was destroyed by the US goverment bombings. Little did he know that the zombies were still roaming the ruins of the city. At that point, Senator McCain was bitten by one of these Zombies, and he himself was infected with what is known as the T-Virus. He managed to keep his mental condition by using an antidote, which has been reproduce in vast quantities to keep John from attacking anyone else. But he did have small desires to eat flesh, thus resulting in his turning on the President Gorge W. Bush, and eventually the majority of the Republican party.

So who would you vote for, Senator Obama, who went and toured Silent Hill's mysterious coal fires that still burn to this day, and did nothing about them; or John McCain, a man who is infected with the T-Virus, and fights it everyday like an American should?

John McCain is a icon to us all.

"I'm John McCain and I approve this message...RAWR!"

Notes: I do not have any issues with Senator McCain or Senator Obama. And to fully understand this joke, you need to know about the Resident Evil & Silent Hill video game series. This is just what I feel like the political campaigns are doing, shouting complete out of context things... it just never ends.

Mike I am as sick as you are about all the politics.

On an unrelated not...vote for me at the 4th annual Fannies! All the other writers kill kittens!

Politics. Poli, meaning many, and Ticks, meaning blood sucking creature.

I kind of find them humorous. "He's terrible. I'm better. I'm a famous politician and I approve of this message."

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