Cliff, Shag, Marry - Black Magic Forum

Topic: Cliff, Shag, Marry

Heh. Hello, world of Black Magic forum poster peoples. :) Rye the Random here, as you can *obviously* tell.

As the RL's CSM topic has about 20 pages, I thought I'd start one here, because, Merlin knows, every good forum needs a Cliff Shag Marry thingy!

Ok, the rules are simple. I shall start with three HP charries, and the next person will reply with who they would like to shove off a cliff, shag senseless (or just because every one else is too gruesome) and marry.

Simple much? Yes.

Ok:

Bellatrix Black

Narcissa Black

Andi Black

#1 Jan 13th 2008, 6:17pm

bonniedoll

Don't make me choose! *sobs*

Okaaay...

Cliff: Narcissa

Shag: Bella

Marry: Andy

I cannot believe I just did that... :/

Draco, Tonks, Regulus... *evil grin*

#2 Jan 13th 2008, 6:19pm

Ooh, you did not just do that, BonBon!

Cliff Draco

Shag Tonks

Marry Regulus

Sirius in a Speedo, Remus in his birthday suit, and Rodolphus in a tux.

*EVILCACKLE*

#3 Jan 13th 2008, 6:22pm

Bonnie you picked Andy over Bella? Wow... =P xD

Cliff Sirius is speedo.

Shag: Remmie in his birthday suit. (Well you would have to be to shag wouldn't you?)

Marry: Roddie in a tux!! (Yay and live happily ever after with my sexy man)

Sexy Snape, Remus covered in sticky glue and honey, Fenrir in a suit.

#4 Jan 13th 2008, 8:19pm

Cliff Fenrir *yay!*

Shag Snape. *shudder*

Marry Remus. And shower to get all the honey shiz off. Because, um, eww!

Sirius covered in chocolate, Hugo, James II

#5 Jan 14th 2008, 11:04am

Cliff Sirius covered in chocolate.

Shag Hugo

Marry James II

Lily, Ginny, Luna

#6 Jan 14th 2008, 4:04pm

*shockhorror*

Gah, wot do you have against Sirius??

Or are you just getting me back for all those times I cliffed Bella...?

Cliff Luna

Shag Lily

Marry Ginny

Lysandra, Lorcan, Ruby

#7 Jan 14th 2008, 5:07pm

Dunno. I just don't like him.

I think he (And Harry) needs to drag himself out of Emoville. xD

Emoville doesn't suit Sirius.

It's not like I hate him. I actually confess to liking him in he 3rd and 4th books.

5th book I wanted to hit him over the head with a chair.

Who's Ruby?

#8 Jan 15th 2008, 12:39am

True, true. I see where you're coming from.

Ruby is Angelina and George's daughter. They also have a son named Fredrick.

#9 Jan 15th 2008, 9:59am

the-original-hufflepuff

I thought their daughter's called Roxanne?

#10 Jan 15th 2008, 3:50pm

Gah, then Roxanne. Or Ruby.

Or whatever her name is. XD

Sorry about that.

#11 Jan 15th 2008, 7:04pm

OH DEAR MERLIN IN A TUTU!

No one has replied. :(

Fine. I will, then!

Cliff Roxanne

Shag Lorcan

Marry Lysandra

Next 3:

Sirius

Bella

Regulus

#12 Jan 24th 2008, 3:05pm

Hi, can I play? I've started playing this with my friends and they think it's the funniest thing ever...

Anyway:

Cliff Bella, though I love her so

Shag Regulus ;)

Marry Sirius. Because he's hot, no matter what!

Next three:

Umbridge

Hagrid

Snape

Random, I know, but hey, this is just how my mind works...

#13 Jan 24th 2008, 3:29pm

Sure! Of course.

Duh.

Ha.

Cliff Umbridge

Shag Hagrid (EWW!)

Marry Snape (DOUBLE EWWW!)

Gabrielle, Fleur, Victoire

#14 Jan 24th 2008, 3:44pm

Okay, Uhmm...

Cliff Gabrielle, cause she's, like, eleven

Shag Fleur

Marry Victoire

Angelina, Alicia, Katie

#15 Jan 24th 2008, 4:02pm

*hums*

Cliff Angelina (she married George! *shockhorror!*)

Shag Alicia

Marry Katie

Lee, George, Olliver

#16 Jan 24th 2008, 4:04pm

I totally agree with you on the Angelina thing. When I found out, I was like, "WHORE!" But I was kidding. Sort of.

Cliff Olliver

Shag Lee

Marry George

Because, as my friend would say: "Here's my philosophy on dating: It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, and somebody that turns you on. And it's really important that these three people don't know each other.

Kingsley, Fudge, Scrimgeour

#17 Jan 24th 2008, 4:09pm

That's cute.

And she is a whore.

Ha.

You must update soon!

Cliff fudge

Shag Scrimgeour (ERGH!)

Marry Kingsley (big black sex auror. lol.) Then promptly shag

Sirius

Kingsley

Regulus

#18 Jan 24th 2008, 4:42pm

I'm totally convinced that JKR was/is on crack because the thing she's been saying about post-DH are *kinda* off-canon...

Cliff Regulus

Shag Kingsley

Marry Sirius

Rodolphus, Rastaban, Arthur

#19 Jan 24th 2008, 4:45pm

I agree... or at least she's been in the 'shrooms, lol.

Cliff Arthur

Shag Rabastan

Marry Rodolphus ('coz evil is sexii! XD)

Draco

Lucipoo

Sexerus

#20 Jan 24th 2008, 4:46pm

Of course evil is sexy! *points to self* Exibit A...

Cliff Draco (He's ugly and has a pointy chin/receeding hairline at the end of DH. And he's a chicken butt. And I kinda hate him.)

Shag Sexerus (With a name like Sexerus, how could I not shag him??)

Marry Lucipoo (But only in his pre-pimp cane days XD)

Hannah, Xenophelius (totally spelled that wrong), Luna

#21 Jan 24th 2008, 4:51pm

(RYE YOU DIDN'T CLIFF RODDIEPIE! YOU MARRIED HIM!!!! *Hugs Rye So tight that she chokes. xD)

(And Evil is beyond Sexy! You don't get any better than evil)

#22 Jan 24th 2008, 6:50pm

Yess Charli. Okay, I admit it. I have an unhealthy fetish with Rodolphus Lestrange. *hides from squeeing Bella*

Yes, evil is sexy. But good is sexy-er. XP

Cliff Xeno

Shag other person (forgot)

Marry Luna

Neville, Ernie, Hannah

#23 Jan 25th 2008, 4:41pm

Not a chance! Evil is the damn sexiest thing on the planet!

On the girls' fencing team, our captain's pep-talk is usually something along the lines of "Okay, you're sexy. So just get out there and keep being sexy. And walk up to your opponent and say 'I'm gonna kill you, betch.'" And we're all "Okay."

The other person was Hannah, by teh way.

Cliff Ernie (too annoying)

Shag Hannah

Marry Neville (because he was AMAZING in DH)

Igor Karkaroff, Madame Maxime, Dumbledore

#24 Jan 25th 2008, 5:11pm

Haha. We'll have to agree to disagree.

I don't deal with giants, someone else's gonna have to take this one. :)

#25 Jan 25th 2008, 6:24pm

Pah. If you don't deal with giants, just cliff her!

Btw, I'm totally working on updating...and you?

#26 Jan 25th 2008, 6:26pm

Fiiiiine. :P

Cliff Maxime

Shag Dumbles

Marry Igor

Ginny, Harry, Ron

#27 Jan 25th 2008, 6:28pm

Ha, you could be mean and give me icky people...XD That's what I do to my friends, but they do it back...

Cliff Harry (angst problems much?)

Shag Ginny

Marry Ron

Remus, James, Sirius

#28 Jan 25th 2008, 6:30pm

Grr. That's really hard.

Cliff Remus (then drag him up and give him to Huffle to marry.)

Shag James (but not marry. Coz he's dead and married.)

Marry Sirius. (and promptly shag! XD)

Hagrid, Flitwick, Sprout

MWAHAHA!

#29 Jan 25th 2008, 6:48pm

Pfft. You can do better than that!

Cliff Hagrid (Ewww...)

Shag Sprout

Marry Flitwick (Cause he's just so CUTE!)

Bathilda Bagshot, Newt Scamander, Gilderoy Lockhart

#30 Jan 25th 2008, 6:50pm

Cliff Bagshot.

Shag Newt

Marry (then promptly file for divorce!) Lockhart.

Nagini, Quirrel, Kreacher

(HA! That any better??)

#31 Jan 25th 2008, 6:58pm

Eeeeeeew! Two aren't human, and one's...dead. And had Voldy on the back of his head. *Shudder*

Okay...

Cliff Quirrel

Shag...Nagini?

Marry Kreacher (who's really okay once you get past the big eyes, floopy ears, and potty mouth!)

Hmmph. Payback time!

Grawp, Firenze, Aragog

*Nyah!*

#32 Jan 25th 2008, 7:04pm

Damn.

Cliff Aragog

Shag Grawp *giggle*

Marry Fireze *sigh*

Harry, Sirius, James II

#33 Jan 25th 2008, 7:19pm

Cliff Harry

Shag James II

Marry Sirius (still hot!)

Arabella Figg, Argus Filch, Barty Crouch Senior

And I'll update in two seconds. Wait for it...wait for it...

#34 Jan 25th 2008, 7:24pm

I updated, your turn!

*Is totally working on the next chappie*

#35 Jan 25th 2008, 7:31pm

...Rye? Okay, I went to your page and saw that you updated the 100Quills Ginny fic, but when I go to the last chapter, it's called "Cold" (like the Ariana one) and it's the same as the first chapter.

Whuh?

#36 Jan 25th 2008, 7:54pm

Whups! *fixes* it should be done now.

I will review as soon as I finish science notes!

Ta!

#37 Jan 26th 2008, 10:22am

Cliff Argus

Shag Arabella (then Cliff! Eww, Kyota!)

Marry Barty (then murder and cliff)

*shudders*

so glad that's over!

Fang

Crookshanks

Moody

#38 Jan 26th 2008, 10:25am

Ugh, at least I give you HUMAN choices, if not moldy oldies. XD

But then again, my friend once said "A pair of Ugg boots, a shoelace..." and I forget what the last thing was... q:

Cliff Crookshanks

Shag Fang (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW! I HATE YOU!)

Marry Moody

Bill, Charlie, Fred (Ha. I'll play nice this time...)

#39 Jan 26th 2008, 11:12am

Cliff Fred (he's dead! *sobs*)

Shag Bill

Marry Charlie

George, Ron, Percy

(ok, I'll be nice. XD)

#40 Jan 26th 2008, 11:24am

Cliff Percy (I've always hated him :p)

Shag Ron

Marry George

Harry, Teddy, Voldemort

#41 Jan 26th 2008, 11:26am

Cliff Voldy

Shag Harry

Marry Teddy

Victoire, Ginny, Gabrielle

Or if you're not feeling bi today (God, couldn't resist!):

Teddy, Harry, Bill

#42 Jan 26th 2008, 11:45am

Ha. Watch this!

Cliff Gabrielle & Harry

Shag Ginny & Bill (three way!)

Marry Victoire & Teddy (polagamy! XD)

Astoria, Daphne, Padma

Or if YOU'RE not feeling bi today...

Ernie, Zacharias Smith, Cedric

And I do have a LiveJournal, but I have no clue how it works :\

#43 Jan 26th 2008, 11:50am

Aww that sucks. Well, if you want to add me, the link is my homepage on my profile.

I'm always feeling by, Kyota. ;)

Cliff Astoria, Ernie and Zacharias

Shag Padma and Daphne (whoo!)

And marry Cedric *faints*

Cedric/Cho, Cedric/Harry, Harry/Cho

#44 Jan 26th 2008, 12:35pm

LOL.

Cliff Cedric/Harry

Shag Harry/Cho

Marry Cedric/Cho

Viktor, Fleur, Ariana

#45 Jan 26th 2008, 1:07pm

RockBabi

ooooo can i play??? this is the fun(ny)est game ever!

cliff Ariana

Shag Viktor

Marry Fleur >.<

uhmm...

Blaise Draco Cormac

#46 Jan 26th 2008, 5:45pm

Of course you can play! XD

How could you cliff Ari?? I LOVE her!

Ahem.

Cliff Draco

Shag Cormac

Marry Blaise

Aberforth, Arthur, Bilius (Ron's crazy uncle XD)

#47 Jan 26th 2008, 5:48pm

Pinky Green

Cliff Bilius

Shag Aberforth

Marry Arthur

Muriel, Percy, Audrey

#48 Feb 20th 2008, 7:01am

ooosk

This is the second time that I'm playing this game today. (it's way tooa ddicting)

Cliff: Muriel *shudder*

Shag: Percy

Marry: Audrey

Book Sirius, Movie Sirius, Fanfictionized playboy Sirius

#49 Feb 26th 2008, 1:47pm