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Scarlet Ookami
Topic: Times in .hack// where you laughed when you really shouldn't have
Title explains all. So, what are some times during the .hack games where you laughed but you really shouldn't have? You know, those scenes where it ain't supposed to be funny, but it turns out to be... in your mind. Mind sharing? Here are mine....

at the end of Vol 2, when Ovan shows his true form and takes out Atoli and Pi. I was like "Oh, pwnd. Yup, there goes the hag. Oh, there goes that suicidal **, too." I was laughing at Haseo's face the entier time, too.

ALso in Vol 2, when Sakaki falls over the cliff. I was replaying that scene over after I beat Vol 3, and thought 'You know what'd be funny? If Cubia was down there and ate him. CHOMP!'

In Vol 3, when Haseo spills his emptions out to Ovan near the end. Geez, if Haseo could marry Ovan, I'd puke at the romance. Bleh...

In Vol 2, when Ovan was right behind Haseo. THE CONTROLLER FREAKING VIBRATED. I screamed, then bust out into maniacal laughter... it's a comfort thing. I was like "RAPEIST! RAPEIST!"

I also laughed at Bordauex's AIDA. I was like, "Oswald...? But it's got boobs... IT'S A SHIM!"

I also found those moments when people are slapping each other hilarious. You know what's best, though? When Atoli or any other Cleric uses a charged attack. I was fighting a Massacre Mummy when it happened... it was blocking a lot and Atoli snapped. BAM. Blasted right across the feild. My face was like O.O But it wasn't as funny when Shino did it...

Oh, I just got another one. Ya know in Vol 2, when Haseo confronts Sakaki in Moon Tree HQ and Atoli is infected by AIDA?

Sakaki: What did I do to her, Terror of Death? Everything! Everything a PKKer like you--

At this point, I stopped listening.

Me: E-everything...?! Oh, Atoli, you bad BAD girl... (excuse my pervy-ness)

#1 Dec 11th 2007, 6:30pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
OUCHIES!!!! the truth is i never laughed at any scene that wasn't supposed to be funny I never laughed at whatver you posted... hmmm I don't know i just didn't find any of those funny... I only laughed at .Hack//4KOMA though...
#2 Dec 13th 2007, 2:54am
fmachibi
I laughed a lot, but usually I'll add my OC in it. Well cuz it might be fun.

Like at vol3 when Haseo looked now, he saw Cubia and Gomoras right? So I thought "If he fell, and then Gomaras attack, and Cubia ate him....WOT!!!OWWO"

Everytime when Sakaki appears, I said "Suckkaki!" I hate his AIDA thingy......

I hate Ovan too, everytimes he appear and one time he said "Haseo! Destroy me!" I thought "Ah what the heck, maybe Aura will kiss him...>w<"

#3 Dec 13th 2007, 5:24pm
Scarlet Ookami
lol

I hate Sakaki's new look... he doesn't have his super smexy hair anymore. When I first saw him in Vol 3, I was like, "He went SUPER SAYAN." ;D

After you defeated Aida!Sakaki. He was lookin like he'd just fall dramatically of the ledge and into the mist...

But no, he falls back, hits another ledge, dangles for a second, THEN falls.

Sakaki: Okay, going to fall off the cliff dramatically now! ... Wait! Stop! I changed my mind! [thud] OW! No, wait! I don't want to fall now! [clings, slips] **! [falls]

And now for more pervy thoughts by moi...

When Haseo and Skeith(?) have a face-to-face, you KNOW Skeith just wants to screw Haseo in the dark LOL

Right after Haseo, Yata, and whoever else you choose beat the Azure Trio, and Kite gives Haseo dual-blades, at the same time I'm thinking that Kite wanted to give his member adress too ^_- (side note, when you DO have Kite in your party, his speech in the battle is pretty much the creepy breathing, but it could also means he's turned on from Haseo's outfit too XD)

When Haseo fell all over himself just before he got PKed at the beginning of the game. I kept thinking "He didn't learn how to use the control panel properly yet"...No actually, I was thinking "OMG! They're gonna gang rape him!" And then Ovan shows up "Well, **. The big guy's gonna have the first go".

Yeah. I think I hit my head somewhere... O.o

#4 Dec 13th 2007, 6:09pm . Edited Dec 13th 2007, 6:10pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
ouchies this ain't funny where the hell you'd get these ideas anyways well fine... I guess i'll just laugh at whatever you guys post here...

~Saku... where are you?~

#5 Dec 13th 2007, 9:36pm
fmachibi
That is wayyy funny~!!! >W<

I hate his AIDA, but his hair is coool >_<"" When he control Atoli, and those black things that sit on; I thought "OMG SAKAKI RAPED HER!!!!"

When I brought Azure Kite into Forest of Pain, he died in his first round...I thought "Azure Kite you might be cute but u r 1 bad cookie......"

And Gaspard's nickname, me and my cousin created it. It.........FISHBALL!!!!!!! >W< That was sooooooooo funny~!!!! -W- (He's round, and he's clumsy. Just like a fishball!)

#6 Dec 14th 2007, 7:43pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
Hmm yeah fishball is kinda funny but, i have my respects to other people and the way they are, I don't really like Sakaki when I saw him at the Serpent of Lore I told him to go to hell as he was kicking Yata's PC, and yeah Atoli, didn't get raped but, i also thought of that too at first...
#7 Dec 14th 2007, 9:55pm
fmachibi
I guess, but then hey; I hav to get myself more fun! Everyday is gonna be school the whole year next year at 2008. (Im gonna be in junior high soon, and I know it aint pretty.)

I wonder, how many time Gaspard has knock Haseo. Everytime he knock Haseo is so weird......Oh, and Silabus. I just start over my .hack vol 1 game. When I finish my first arena match, I saw Silabus looking around the arena. I thought what Silabus might say "OMG IM FAMOUS >W<, wait thats for Haseo...No wait...WHAT!? ATOLI!?"

BWAHAHAHA, IM so Evil to Silabus sometimes OwO". When Suckkaki(I hate him, so yeah I name that.) kick Yata, I said "Yata, yata, gooooooooooooo die Yata!!" -W-

Oh yeah, I just bought the whole seris of .hack//Another Birth, hav both of u see it?

#8 Dec 15th 2007, 7:52am
Scarlet Ookami
I've read the series. It butchered the original .hack... for Christ's sake, no one taught BlackRose how to play! They made Kite seem mean in their first encounter... it was BlackRose who said "It's rude to stare", not Kite! >_<
#9 Dec 15th 2007, 8:41am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh??? how weird i thought Kite was the more polite one... and what was fmachibi talking about an anime series of Rebirth?

~They shouldn't mess up the storyline's like that!~

#10 Dec 15th 2007, 10:08pm
Scarlet Ookami
Kite IS the polite one. Another Birth is the novel series that goes along with the original .hack//. It's a nice way to know what happens without playing, but it ruins Kite's character. There are tons of characters they don't even mention in there.

-__-

#11 Dec 16th 2007, 2:47am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh? really? damn it... i wanna read it but it doesn't seem nice if, SakuBo isn't there...

where can i get one??

And too bad the MRPG of .hack wasn't continued... it should've been an MMORPG and international so all of us could be there!!! sigh..... what a far away drean and they said they wouldn't try it anymore since the 1st one failed...

~Sorrow~

#12 Dec 16th 2007, 4:43am
Scarlet Ookami
The real MMO for The World wasn't discontinued, you know. The one that was discontinued was .hack//fragment. They started another one on the cc corp website. But it's tricky to get started up... and the graphics suck. But hey, it's a step forward!
#13 Dec 16th 2007, 9:24am . Edited Dec 16th 2007, 9:25am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh really? can you plz. tell me the site then? i wanna try it even if it sucked i mean, even the latest MMORPG in our country doesn't have too much stunning effects, and yeah it's a step forward and i'd prolly want to join 'course!

~Go Saku~

#14 Dec 17th 2007, 1:35am
Scarlet Ookami
Oh darn... I forgot the adress. But I know they made something! I think it was www.cyberconnects.com or something like that...

:/

#15 Dec 17th 2007, 4:12pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
well thx, i'll find it too if ever that's not trhe one...

and i think i won't be able to post that much since it's pretty lonely this X-mas again so sorry but i'll take a look at what you guys post.

~Gale Blade~ (1st move learned)

#16 Dec 18th 2007, 4:52am
Noah Gabriel
"Close your eyes... AND TASTE MY FIST!" -Zefie from Volume 3

It was funny, but it seemed very painful. -.-;

#17 Dec 26th 2007, 7:49am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh? who's Zefie? i'm still confused on who she is though...

Zefie? Zefie? Zefie?

Sorry don't know...

#18 Dec 26th 2007, 7:53am
Noah Gabriel
One Moment...

From .hack//Legend Of Twilight

-.- That's the only .hack I've seen.

#19 Dec 26th 2007, 7:56am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
OK Kupo, I haven't seen some of the old ones but i'll definitely look at it! Kite and Tsukasa are the only ones I know also cutie Subaru!

well, i hope you play .Hack G.U. it's in the PS2 Kupo...

#20 Dec 26th 2007, 8:00am
Noah Gabriel
I'll try. -.-
#21 Dec 26th 2007, 8:01am
fmachibi
I thought .hack//Legend of Twilight is pretty famous since its the first .hack manga of jap and trans by US.
#22 Dec 26th 2007, 7:15pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
hmm, yeah kupo but, I haven't seen it yet is it Kite?
#23 Dec 26th 2007, 9:08pm
fmachibi
its Shugo, his sister got a proze for two chibi version of Kite and Blackrose.
#24 Dec 26th 2007, 10:25pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
Oh yeah, but was there another player before Shugo using kite?
#25 Dec 26th 2007, 10:37pm
fmachibi
I dounno, I only know a little...
#26 Dec 27th 2007, 1:16am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
is that so Kupo? well, Rena is the one using Black Rose ne kupo?

~I love Sakubo~

#27 Dec 27th 2007, 3:18am
fmachibi
Yeah, I also know that Mirrelle used Mistral's PC becuz Mistral is Mirelle's mommy. Aw man...I wish my mommy can play games, oh well...so much for working...
#28 Dec 27th 2007, 4:47am
Scarlet Ookami
Nah, Sorrow, they're using different character than the real .hackers. Aura created them herself. Wow... I guess in GU, it's the second time she's copied the characters of the .hackers...
#29 Dec 27th 2007, 10:16am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh? is that so kupopo? wow she had to copy them so many times... makin me dizzy kupopo... lotsa times prolly even in the next next hehehe NO! don't copy Haseo and SakuBo kupopo!!!!!

~I wish i could race kupopo drift!~

#30 Dec 27th 2007, 7:13pm
fmachibi
If it was me, I will copy his XD

I was talking about him in the BBS of the WOrld, (no not really the real the world, but just the forum instead.) Man ToA is so near to the end...>W<

#31 Dec 29th 2007, 4:40am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
Hmmm i'd copy Subaru for whatever reason ecchi? what does that mean? i usually hear that word...

anyways your finishing ToA already? i wish i could play everything too but too busy drifting and passing by slow opponents kupo...

#32 Dec 29th 2007, 5:03am
Scarlet Ookami
rawr, you guys are pervs. ;)

I've never played ToA... but I really want to plat Tales of Symphonia(sp?). I saw the anime and I really want to play the game... I DID play it once at my cousin's house, though... but I don't have a GC anymore.

:(

#33 Dec 29th 2007, 7:26am
fmachibi
You mean the OVA?? I saw it in youtube, its here: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=TheBadZelos

That person has all Tales of Symphonia OVA sub, expect for number 4. >W< I never play before, I heard of it. I think I play Tale of Phatasia(GBA, I use visual boy advance) before; but I was young so I didnt know. But then, I finish it peace of cake~! (Now ToA is just messing around everyone...)

#34 Dec 29th 2007, 8:23am
Scarlet Ookami
Rawr, and just the episode I needed to watch... D:

Maybe CR will get it up with subbs soon...

#35 Dec 29th 2007, 7:59pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
hey guys seems like you know a bunch of other games plz. tell it to me like this

Riviera the promised land- GBA

something like that and i wanna play other games but i can't find 'em Kupo..

oh yeah i like hentai but, i prefer love but i can't have that too...

#36 Dec 30th 2007, 12:42am
fmachibi
I FINISH ToA~~~!!! >W< Damn Van is so hard to beat, but lots of fun!! The ending is like "This place...has a nice view of Hod...and also...I pormised someone..."

OMG~~!!! >W< But ekk...Hentai!? That is so gross!!!! ALl the crazy women naked and then lick each other like that is so damn yuck!!!! Even if I liked it, my parents wouldnt want me to see it... I even told them the meaning of Hentai so if I seen them they came stop me.

Now...My ToA is start over again!! DX But then, I think of doing events at that time. All the people about replica world, original, Yulia's score... That really makes me nutz!!! XO And then, u know Persona3? (I think it is) How is the game like anyway??

#37 Dec 30th 2007, 2:59am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh really kupo? you finished it already? and Persona3 eh? well i'll find it and lets play it toghether at the same time and lets see who finishes it first!

oh and about hentai yeah, some of them are groce my eyes went like this when i first saw one OoO i was like shocked my pure heart finally knew the dark hentai and then i learned how to... well secret kupo i don't really like it i wish i could find love soon Kupo...

anyways lets play Persona 3 then!!!

~I won't hentai SakuBo I LOVE them! I won't do that oh i love you... so much...~

#38 Dec 30th 2007, 7:41am
fmachibi
I heard it was a lot of fun, so I'll buy it. But then, Im still finding cuz my parents are like not letting me play PS2 till test is over... DX

Hentai the thing that caused me to hell...I could never stop thinking of it when Im sleeping. AND THE HECK I WAS TRYING THE BEST TO DO IT!!!! O___O"""

~Shut up, Thing!~ Luke's shouting at cute Mieu~. He has the same sound as Haseo eng, And Guy has Kuhn :3

#39 Dec 30th 2007, 8:06am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
yeah sure i'll buy it too!! i'll wait for your exams then...

AND YEAG HENTAI COSTED ME A LOT OF THINGS LIKE IT TAUGHT ME HOW TO *** WELL I CAN'T SAY IT BUT OOKAMI PROLLY KNOWS IT O_o

~I Love you SakuBo even if i saw hentai of you i'd never... well, you know I LOVE YOU!!!~

#40 Dec 30th 2007, 8:13am
Scarlet Ookami
Know what? Just cuz I'm a girl doesn't mean I know everything... maybe it does... but only in certain areas, you know! And yes, my dears, hentai can teach us many things. And many want to keep 'learning'. you'd be surprised at how many people have dowloaded yaoi or hentai doujinshi onto their comps...

>.>

<.<

*nervous*

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR?!

._.

#41 Jan 02nd 2008, 10:00pm
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
hey wait no i didn't mean it that way.... i dunno KUPO! anyways i think everybody knows these things kupo *winks* huh? i never downloaded doujinshi's or yaoi eek... it makes me sick....

^^

no worries i'm not looking ta you... *gasp*

~uhh... i didn't mean it that way lets change the topic! eek...~

hmm i dunno how i typed that one....

learning huh? hmm...

~SakuBo!~

#42 Jan 02nd 2008, 11:23pm
fmachibi
I seen Kingdom Hearts doujinshi, but always Riku x Sora!!!! Yuck, gross..................learning hentai?? That could be okay...
#43 Jan 03rd 2008, 2:09am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
huh? no Sora X Kairi? like that is groce... gay... hmm learning it? i already learned a lot.......

~SakuBo!~

#44 Jan 03rd 2008, 3:28am
fmachibi
I might stay away for a while...No Sora x Kairi, so bad TT-TT But I want Roxas x Namine!!! >___<
#45 Jan 03rd 2008, 4:23am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
yeah like hell i don't like gay... anyways Roxas X Namine does sound kinda nice kupo...

but i wonder why do people like doujinshi's in the first place?

~SakuBo!~

#46 Jan 03rd 2008, 7:08am
Scarlet Ookami
You know, some people say that RikuxSora and RoxasxAxel are canon... it's scary. I like both, but there's no way they'd be canon... american gamers don't like teh gehy...
#47 Jan 03rd 2008, 7:47am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
WTF WTF no way kupo i hate gay!!! no way that's pure gay unlike Bo it's only a bit gayish anyways i sent a review on your 5th chappie! and damn was it long...

and no way that'd be canon impossible Disney won't allow such groce manners...

~Aisteru SakuBo!!!~

#48 Jan 03rd 2008, 9:00am
Scarlet Ookami
Aw... how can you hate teh ghey? Well, I guess it's only natural... me and my buddies have been working out a theory... guys are more likely to like Yuri, and girls are more likely to like Yaoi. But it's not always true...

And sorry about the long chappie... I actually had to split that one between chapter 5 and 6 to spare mah poor reader's eyes. I didn't know I was capable of such long chapters...

D:

#49 Jan 03rd 2008, 9:38am
PrinceOfSorroW Zero
hmm the theory seems true kupo the girls wouldn't mind since its not their gender kupo but not always true yes... gay for me is fine like, Haseo X Bo Haseo X En those kinda things that doesn't look groce kupo.. i played a hentai game once full of gays and it made me sick... yuck...

huh? no worries it was interesting so it was worth my time kupo! i'll make sure that i become a great writer someday kupo ;D

no worries though it only made my head spin... i'll make yours spin too in the next chappie of mine! ;D hmmm anyways currently playing a RPG hentai game kupo couldn't do anything so i was pretty bored....

;D

#50 Jan 03rd 2008, 9:48am


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