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respitechristopher
Topic: The Sober Universe "I Never" challenge.

1. This is an interactive challenge. You post, and I'll challenge.

2. This is a laissez-faire challenge, but within reason. Two months should be time enough to give us the goods.

3. This is not an irony challenge. So if I give you a pairing, I'm not looking for a story that shows what a dumb idea for a pairing it is. Although, if you can pull off an ironic story without completely alienating yourself from those who would generally like that pairing, that's an extra 150 points and you win.

4. Here's how it works: You post in this thread letting us know that you accept the challenge. I (or a designate) will then review your body of work and come up with a pairing and/or situation we know you would be loathe to write under normal circumstances. You write it in two months and then report back to us here with a link.

5. Make it a story that will be approved by those who dig the pairing. In addition to the pairing, I'll also hand out a Live Journal community in which the story should be posted in addition to ff.net. (Those of you without the LJ, we'll figure something out).

6. Okay, who's first?

#1 May 22nd, 12:10pm . Edited May 22nd, 12:12pm
tambrathegreat

I would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss.

Tambra

#2 May 22nd, 12:15pm
respitechristopher

I would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss.

Tambra, do you have the Live Journal?

#3 May 22nd, 12:24pm
Rita Arabella Black

I'm so ready for you Christopher!

#4 May 22nd, 12:28pm
respitechristopher

I'm so ready for you Christopher!

Rita, you're going to write some AS/S. Post it to ff.net, link to it in this thread, and post it at http://community.livejournal.com/scorpialbus/

And may the Gods have mercy on your Soul.

#5 May 22nd, 12:40pm
hondagirl

I'm in.

I've been meaning to get back into HP writing and I'm interested to see what christopher comes up with for me. :P

*waits*

#6 May 22nd, 12:43pm
respitechristopher

I would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss. Tambra

Okay, Tambra. Here goes: If you do have an LJ account, I'd like you to write a Luna/Hermione, from Luna's point of view. Rating is your choice, but do focus on the pairing. Post it on ff.net, link to it here, and post it at http://community.livejournal.com/hp_girlslash/

If you don't, I'd like you to write a Colin Creevy gen-fic (gen meaning there is no pairing involved). Only one condition: Colin can't die or be dead, so if you're going canonical, go CoS to DH, but not beyond.

#7 May 22nd, 12:47pm
respitechristopher

I'm interested to see what christopher comes up with for me. :P

It's Harry/Draco for you, Honda. Make it from Harry's POV, and make the relationship angry. Rating is your choice, but make it angry. Post it to ff.net, link to it here, and post it to: http://community.livejournal.com/harrydraco/

#8 May 22nd, 12:50pm . Edited May 22nd, 12:51pm
Rita Arabella Black

you're going to write some AS/S.

Albus Severus/Scorpius Malfoy?? Are you shitt ing me?

#9 May 22nd, 12:54pm
respitechristopher

Albus Severus/Scorpius Malfoy?? Are you shitt ing me?

Ah, so you're familiar with the ship so right, it named itself. Enjoy :-)

#10 May 22nd, 12:57pm
FirstYear

I know I will be sorry... but I'm in.

#11 May 22nd, 12:57pm
hondagirl

It's Harry/Draco for you, Honda

Alright, I can handle that. I think.

But what do you mean by angry? Like angst!angry or rough!angry?

#12 May 22nd, 12:58pm
Bad Mum

I'm here, because I really don't want Christopher to think I don't trust him.

(Be gentle with me, please...)

#13 May 22nd, 1:00pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:01pm
respitechristopher

I know I will be sorry... but I'm in.

Do you have the Live Journals?

#14 May 22nd, 1:01pm
FirstYear

Do you have the Live Journals?

I just opened an account but have no friggen idea what to do with it... so for now I guess I should say no.

#15 May 22nd, 1:03pm
Bad Mum

When you work it out, you can explain it to me, FirstYear. LJ scares me.

#16 May 22nd, 1:04pm
respitechristopher

I'm here, because I really don't want Christopher to think I don't trust him.

Okay, Katy. Here you go: Draco/Rose, from Draco's POV. In lieu of the LJ, I'll see if I can get someone I know from there who likes this ship to review it (although she just might anyway).

#17 May 22nd, 1:05pm
Bad Mum

Draco??Rose???

OMG..

LOL.

I knew I was right not to trust you.

OK.

#18 May 22nd, 1:07pm
FirstYear

When you work it out, you can explain it to me, FirstYear. LJ scares me.

I figure to yank some kid off the bus stop and make them set it up for me. It has to be an age thing. That or logic... LJ does not seem to have any.

#19 May 22nd, 1:08pm
respitechristopher

FirstYear, all is well. There is no LJ community for the ship I'm sending you, which surprised me, until I realized it's really more of a boys' ship.

Harry/Bellatrix. Make him 16, and they need to kiss. A prompt: letters.

In lieu of LJ, I'll ask Brian to mention it on Dark Lord Potter.

#20 May 22nd, 1:09pm
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

I just woke up (yes, from a nap!! I hate phonecalls and working!) And I'll play...

*sigh* I have an idea of a pair/story that Christopher could give me... and I'll die laughing if he does.

Hit me.

#21 May 22nd, 1:10pm
respitechristopher

I knew I was right not to trust you.

Ha! Don't make me link the Bill/Tonks/Charlie piece I found. That could have been so much worse and you know it.

#22 May 22nd, 1:11pm
FirstYear

Make him 16, and they need to kiss. A prompt: letters.

Did I mention that my husband just backed the truck over my hands while I was coming up the driveway after an all night pub crawl? It may make it difficult to type.

Gee... what a surprise that LJ does not have a ship for this... seems like it should be right at the top of the list for ships.

#23 May 22nd, 1:13pm
respitechristopher

Hit me.

Oh Holy Crap. Give me a moment, this isn't going to be easy. You've written convincing Dean/Pansy, after all.

#24 May 22nd, 1:15pm
Bad Mum

Don't make me link the Bill/Tonks/Charlie piece I found.

I have a Bill/Tonks/Charlie story that's been in my head for ages.

But I suspect not of the same kind...

#25 May 22nd, 1:19pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:30pm
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

LOL! I'm actually thinking of a 'ship myself and I'm sending you psychic brainwaves, seeing if you'll pick it up over the interwebz....

#26 May 22nd, 1:19pm
Bad Mum

Give me a moment, this isn't going to be easy. You've written convincing Dean/Pansy, after all.

The woman can write anything and make it convincing. Not fair on us mere mortals.

#27 May 22nd, 1:20pm
respitechristopher

But I suspect not of the same kind...

If it didn't involve caning and strict BDSM, then no, probably not.

#28 May 22nd, 1:20pm
Bad Mum

Christopher, are you playing this game yourself?

~innocent expression~

#29 May 22nd, 1:21pm
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

The woman can write anything and make it convincing. Not fair on us mere mortals.

Stop! You're making me blush :-)

#30 May 22nd, 1:21pm
Bad Mum

If it didn't involve caning and strict BDSM, then no, probably not.

Oddly enough, it didn't.

At the risk of sounding like someone else, I have to keep my fics at least approximately within the sphere of morality I'm happy with personally.

#31 May 22nd, 1:24pm
respitechristopher

Suzanne, you get:

Ginny/Tonks.

Set it during Y7 (Ginny's sixth year), to at least remove the illegality, if not the squick. Post it to ff.net, link to it here, and post it on: http://community.livejournal.com/hp_girlslash/

#32 May 22nd, 1:28pm
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

Oh... lawd.

It's sad that I was totally thinking Snape/Hermione, isn't it? Not that I wanted it, but I so thought you were going to go there.

Yeah...

I'll do it. I've been dying to write girlslash. And Ginny/Tonks'd be hot, to say the least :-D

#33 May 22nd, 1:30pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:32pm
Rita Arabella Black

I'll do it. I've been dying to write girlslash. And Ginny/Tonks'd be hot, to say the least :-D

Trade ya.

#34 May 22nd, 1:33pm
NickyFox13

I'm in.

...Bring it on!

#35 May 22nd, 1:37pm
respitechristopher

Nicky, do you have the LJ?

#36 May 22nd, 1:45pm
respitechristopher

It's sad that I was totally thinking Snape/Hermione, isn't it?

I got that message, and then remembered you were a Spock/Uhura shipper, so that went out the window.

#37 May 22nd, 1:48pm
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

*snickers*

LIke I said, at least Ginny/Tonks is hot.

#38 May 22nd, 1:50pm
Bad Mum

Christopher, you haven't answered my question yet...

#39 May 22nd, 1:53pm
respitechristopher

Christopher, are you playing this game yourself?

You win, Katy. I was going to give that to the first person to ask me. Suzanne, if you can find an LJ community, that would be great.

#40 May 22nd, 1:57pm
NickyFox13

Yeah, I've got an LJ. I'm jaydestarlight.

#41 May 22nd, 2:01pm
respitechristopher

Okay, Nicky. You're doing:

Snape/McGonagall.

Set it sometime between 1983-1990. So, post 1st war, pre-Harry's Y1. Make it a romantic pairing. Post it to ff.net, link it here, and post it to:

http://community.livejournal.com/snape_het/

Enjoy :-)

#42 May 22nd, 2:05pm
NickyFox13

...That's intensely crazy. I'll try it.

#43 May 22nd, 2:10pm
respitechristopher

...That's intensely crazy. I'll try it.

Awesome. That's the spirit!

#44 May 22nd, 2:14pm
NickyFox13

I won't let you down, Christopher!

...Also, it says that, in order to join snape_het, you must be over 18 and I'm not 18 yet. So I can't post it there :(

#45 May 22nd, 2:18pm
Bad Mum

Christopher...

~drumroll~

You get James Potter/Sirius Black.

Please do not hold me entirely responsible for this... Suzanne will post you a LJ community when she's dogwalked.

#46 May 22nd, 2:19pm
respitechristopher

...Also, it says that, in order to join snape_het, you must be over 18 and I'm not 18 yet. So I can't post it there :(

Rats, hadn't thought of that. I'll find you another community.

#47 May 22nd, 2:20pm
respitechristopher

Try this one, Nicky:

http://community.livejournal.com/snape_fic/

#48 May 22nd, 2:26pm
respitechristopher

You get James Potter/Sirius Black.

Any restrictions? Any prompts? Any timeperiod?

#49 May 22nd, 2:42pm
Bad Mum

At school or soon after, I think. Pre Lily and James being married anyway (though they can be together if you like).

If you'd like prompts, you can have some...

Explosion and cornflakes and Full Moon.

Now I'm leaving for a week and a bit...

#50 May 22nd, 2:46pm


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