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respitechristopherTopic: The Sober Universe "I Never" challenge.
1. This is an interactive challenge. You post, and I'll challenge. 2. This is a laissez-faire challenge, but within reason. Two months should be time enough to give us the goods. 3. This is not an irony challenge. So if I give you a pairing, I'm not looking for a story that shows what a dumb idea for a pairing it is. Although, if you can pull off an ironic story without completely alienating yourself from those who would generally like that pairing, that's an extra 150 points and you win. 4. Here's how it works: You post in this thread letting us know that you accept the challenge. I (or a designate) will then review your body of work and come up with a pairing and/or situation we know you would be loathe to write under normal circumstances. You write it in two months and then report back to us here with a link. 5. Make it a story that will be approved by those who dig the pairing. In addition to the pairing, I'll also hand out a Live Journal community in which the story should be posted in addition to ff.net. (Those of you without the LJ, we'll figure something out). 6. Okay, who's first? | #1 May 22nd, 12:10pm . Edited May 22nd, 12:12pm | |
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tambrathegreatI would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss. Tambra |
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respitechristopherI would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss. Tambra, do you have the Live Journal? |
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Rita Arabella BlackI'm so ready for you Christopher! |
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respitechristopherI'm so ready for you Christopher! Rita, you're going to write some AS/S. Post it to ff.net, link to it in this thread, and post it at http://community.livejournal.com/scorpialbus/ And may the Gods have mercy on your Soul. |
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hondagirlI'm in. I've been meaning to get back into HP writing and I'm interested to see what christopher comes up with for me. :P *waits* |
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respitechristopherI would like to participate in the challenge. Sorry so short. I'm at work and getting the stink-eye from my boss. Tambra Okay, Tambra. Here goes: If you do have an LJ account, I'd like you to write a Luna/Hermione, from Luna's point of view. Rating is your choice, but do focus on the pairing. Post it on ff.net, link to it here, and post it at http://community.livejournal.com/hp_girlslash/ If you don't, I'd like you to write a Colin Creevy gen-fic (gen meaning there is no pairing involved). Only one condition: Colin can't die or be dead, so if you're going canonical, go CoS to DH, but not beyond. |
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respitechristopherI'm interested to see what christopher comes up with for me. :P It's Harry/Draco for you, Honda. Make it from Harry's POV, and make the relationship angry. Rating is your choice, but make it angry. Post it to ff.net, link to it here, and post it to: http://community.livejournal.com/harrydraco/ | #8 May 22nd, 12:50pm . Edited May 22nd, 12:51pm | |
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Rita Arabella Blackyou're going to write some AS/S. Albus Severus/Scorpius Malfoy?? Are you shitt ing me? |
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respitechristopherAlbus Severus/Scorpius Malfoy?? Are you shitt ing me? Ah, so you're familiar with the ship so right, it named itself. Enjoy :-) |
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FirstYearI know I will be sorry... but I'm in. |
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hondagirlIt's Harry/Draco for you, Honda Alright, I can handle that. I think. But what do you mean by angry? Like angst!angry or rough!angry? |
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Bad MumI'm here, because I really don't want Christopher to think I don't trust him. (Be gentle with me, please...) | #13 May 22nd, 1:00pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:01pm | |
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respitechristopherI know I will be sorry... but I'm in. Do you have the Live Journals? |
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FirstYearDo you have the Live Journals? I just opened an account but have no friggen idea what to do with it... so for now I guess I should say no. |
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Bad MumWhen you work it out, you can explain it to me, FirstYear. LJ scares me. |
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respitechristopherI'm here, because I really don't want Christopher to think I don't trust him. Okay, Katy. Here you go: Draco/Rose, from Draco's POV. In lieu of the LJ, I'll see if I can get someone I know from there who likes this ship to review it (although she just might anyway). |
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Bad MumDraco??Rose??? OMG.. LOL. I knew I was right not to trust you. OK. |
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FirstYearWhen you work it out, you can explain it to me, FirstYear. LJ scares me. I figure to yank some kid off the bus stop and make them set it up for me. It has to be an age thing. That or logic... LJ does not seem to have any. |
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respitechristopherFirstYear, all is well. There is no LJ community for the ship I'm sending you, which surprised me, until I realized it's really more of a boys' ship. Harry/Bellatrix. Make him 16, and they need to kiss. A prompt: letters. In lieu of LJ, I'll ask Brian to mention it on Dark Lord Potter. |
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotI just woke up (yes, from a nap!! I hate phonecalls and working!) And I'll play... *sigh* I have an idea of a pair/story that Christopher could give me... and I'll die laughing if he does. Hit me. |
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respitechristopherI knew I was right not to trust you. Ha! Don't make me link the Bill/Tonks/Charlie piece I found. That could have been so much worse and you know it. |
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FirstYearMake him 16, and they need to kiss. A prompt: letters. Did I mention that my husband just backed the truck over my hands while I was coming up the driveway after an all night pub crawl? It may make it difficult to type. Gee... what a surprise that LJ does not have a ship for this... seems like it should be right at the top of the list for ships. |
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respitechristopherHit me. Oh Holy Crap. Give me a moment, this isn't going to be easy. You've written convincing Dean/Pansy, after all. |
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Bad MumDon't make me link the Bill/Tonks/Charlie piece I found. I have a Bill/Tonks/Charlie story that's been in my head for ages. But I suspect not of the same kind... | #25 May 22nd, 1:19pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:30pm | |
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotLOL! I'm actually thinking of a 'ship myself and I'm sending you psychic brainwaves, seeing if you'll pick it up over the interwebz.... |
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Bad MumGive me a moment, this isn't going to be easy. You've written convincing Dean/Pansy, after all. The woman can write anything and make it convincing. Not fair on us mere mortals. |
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respitechristopherBut I suspect not of the same kind... If it didn't involve caning and strict BDSM, then no, probably not. |
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Bad MumChristopher, are you playing this game yourself? ~innocent expression~ |
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotThe woman can write anything and make it convincing. Not fair on us mere mortals. Stop! You're making me blush :-) |
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Bad MumIf it didn't involve caning and strict BDSM, then no, probably not. Oddly enough, it didn't. At the risk of sounding like someone else, I have to keep my fics at least approximately within the sphere of morality I'm happy with personally. |
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respitechristopherSuzanne, you get: Ginny/Tonks. Set it during Y7 (Ginny's sixth year), to at least remove the illegality, if not the squick. Post it to ff.net, link to it here, and post it on: http://community.livejournal.com/hp_girlslash/ |
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotOh... lawd. It's sad that I was totally thinking Snape/Hermione, isn't it? Not that I wanted it, but I so thought you were going to go there. Yeah... I'll do it. I've been dying to write girlslash. And Ginny/Tonks'd be hot, to say the least :-D | #33 May 22nd, 1:30pm . Edited May 22nd, 1:32pm | |
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Rita Arabella BlackI'll do it. I've been dying to write girlslash. And Ginny/Tonks'd be hot, to say the least :-D Trade ya. |
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NickyFox13I'm in. ...Bring it on! |
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respitechristopherNicky, do you have the LJ? |
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respitechristopherIt's sad that I was totally thinking Snape/Hermione, isn't it? I got that message, and then remembered you were a Spock/Uhura shipper, so that went out the window. |
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WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot*snickers* LIke I said, at least Ginny/Tonks is hot. |
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Bad MumChristopher, you haven't answered my question yet... |
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respitechristopherChristopher, are you playing this game yourself? You win, Katy. I was going to give that to the first person to ask me. Suzanne, if you can find an LJ community, that would be great. |
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NickyFox13Yeah, I've got an LJ. I'm jaydestarlight. |
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respitechristopherOkay, Nicky. You're doing: Snape/McGonagall. Set it sometime between 1983-1990. So, post 1st war, pre-Harry's Y1. Make it a romantic pairing. Post it to ff.net, link it here, and post it to: http://community.livejournal.com/snape_het/ Enjoy :-) |
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NickyFox13...That's intensely crazy. I'll try it. |
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respitechristopher...That's intensely crazy. I'll try it. Awesome. That's the spirit! |
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NickyFox13I won't let you down, Christopher! ...Also, it says that, in order to join snape_het, you must be over 18 and I'm not 18 yet. So I can't post it there :( |
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Bad MumChristopher... ~drumroll~ You get James Potter/Sirius Black. Please do not hold me entirely responsible for this... Suzanne will post you a LJ community when she's dogwalked. |
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respitechristopher...Also, it says that, in order to join snape_het, you must be over 18 and I'm not 18 yet. So I can't post it there :( Rats, hadn't thought of that. I'll find you another community. |
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respitechristopherTry this one, Nicky: http://community.livejournal.com/snape_fic/ |
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respitechristopherYou get James Potter/Sirius Black. Any restrictions? Any prompts? Any timeperiod? |
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Bad MumAt school or soon after, I think. Pre Lily and James being married anyway (though they can be together if you like). If you'd like prompts, you can have some... Explosion and cornflakes and Full Moon. Now I'm leaving for a week and a bit... |