Now you've just broken my heart.

Excellent! Welcome aboard.

And no, we really don't. I think the only non canonically gay character any of us ship en masse is Sirius/Remus. But I've read some Charlie/Teddy that would make your toes curl on LJ.

Thanks for the welcoming. This is going to fun!

But you're probably too quick for me; I'm easy to abuse!

But you're probably too quick for me; I'm easy to abuse!

And my first thought was "you know, I betcha DW says the same thing..." 'cause she really doesn't like my snark at all, 'specially when it's about certain books she really likes.

And then I thought better of it.

And then I thought - damn the better of it, it's worth the lulz.

Pay no attention to the snark. We're actually nicer than that - promise. And Katy really *is* a Weasley-o-phile of the highest order; one with whom you might spark a nice mutual admiration society. 'Cause her fics rock.

I expect you all to keep me from taking myself too seriously. Uh, I don't think that's going to be a problem!! It ain't like I'm writing the Federalist Papers, right?

Love to you all.

Who knows, there might be a Weasley-o-phile around here somewhere... *looks eastward*

Ahem. D'you mean me?

Charlie rocks. And he is SO not gay.

'Cause her fics rock.

Aw, shucks...

~blushes~

Oh yeah, I'm going to have a real good time here. Twilight and the Weasleys? I've died and gone to heaven. *Sigh* I'm home.

Oh yeah, I'm going to have a real good time here. Twilight and the Weasleys? I've died and gone to heaven. *Sigh* I'm home.

How are you with Lolcats? And do you think Snape was a) an Emo poet who wrote sappy love poetry about Lily into his thirties, or b) an Emo poet who stopped writing sappy love poetry about Lily around 7th year?

And what about suggestive Quidditch allegories? Quidditch of the indoor variety, that is...

And the horse you rode in on.

Nothing but love,

Those are just a couple of the things we banter about. Although we've never really had it out on the Quidditch allegory. Personally, I think right hoop would be first base, left second, and center third. Suzanne goes from left to right.

But everyone loves lolcats. I don't think there would be half the facebook traffic there is without lolcats. Emo Snape? Well, that's here, here and here.

Oh yeah. And Daria, too. We like her. She brings the snark.

Okay, I get it now. Uh, I don't know what a lolcat is. I think I'd better hang out and just watch for a while. I'll be real quiet.

Okay, I get it now.

Good. (Insert evil laugh here.) Initiation time. Your assignment is to write a story about Snape the poet. Only qualifications: It must be funny. He cannot actually be with Lily. Or maybe he can, if you can make that scary possibility funny.

Rita Arabella Black never backs down from a challenge. Hey, it's early.

Curses under breath, why can't I creat a link? Somebody help me, please

MOD EDIT: Proper link, you haz one.

He cannot actually be with Lily. Or maybe he can, if you can make that scary possibility funny.

I can't imagine that scenario without being funny. It couldn't possibly be believable...

Hey, your story ain't half bad... Welcome :D

Hey, your story ain't half bad... Welcome :D

Wow! Thanks.

And Daria, too. We like her. She brings the snark.

Apart from the token Brit who manages the snark without Daria.

Great story.

Welcome to the madhouse.

Bad Mum, you're my new best friend!!

Love ya!

LOL. My name's Katy, btw! (Though I answer to many things.)

I think we are going to like having you here.

Are you on Facebook?

Not on Facebook. I do have some very bad musing on LJ, though, but I'm too embarrassed to share them!

I am avoiding LJ. I don't understand it.

Oh good! I was afraid someone would actually read my crap!!

You've saved my life!!

The snark is strong with this one...

(Randomness, kids... just a few threads south of this one!)

Yes, oh-Moderator-in-chief-sir.

omg! wtf?? It's only been a day and a half and I already figured out what lolcat means!! (Nods to self, 'that's right, and they wanted to put me on the short bus!')

Can I be like "Juno" snarky?

By the way, I name really is Rita.

*salutes* Heya, Jasmine/Born2Bbad here. You can choose between those two names. *rubs hands together*

Hmmm...I don't Bill or Charlie Weasley...and I hate George and absolutely abhor Fred (that's why I very much detest the Twin Exchange)...Ginny's a'right. Ron is my favorite Weasley.

My favorite characters are Hugo and Ron. I honestly don't like any other character (expect for Rose, but everyone portrays her badly and Hermione, but she's naggy).

Scorpius and Rose is the next Snape and Lily!!!!!!!

Yeah...just tellin' u stuff about me...

DragonDi...

Glad you dropped in. Please jump in and post when you have the time!

Guys - Diane writes about the best Remus Lupin I have ever read. Please make her welcome!

"Diane writes about the best Remus Lupin I have ever read."

I do? Aw, shucks. I think I'm turning four shades of red here. Thanks for the compliment, Katy! Now I have to live up to it in my next stories though. Yikes! (Darn it, where's the little wide-eyed smiley when you need it?)

Heading off to introduce myself!

I do? Aw, shucks. I think I'm turning four shades of red here. Thanks for the compliment, Katy!

It's true! Lovely to see you here - head right over to randomness V when you;re done introducing yourself.

BTW the latest chapter of my drabble series 100x100 was inspired by you.

What about c.)? I cannot LIVE without my C.)!

But I'm gonna have to say a.)

Hey great! Beacause DUMBLEDORE IS NOT GAY!!!!! sorry I just had to let that one out!

Hi...I think this is the best place to ask this, but if it's not, please send me in the right direction. I've noticed that in so many fics, things are really similar. Like Lorcan and Lysander are always twins, and Ginny is a retires Harpies Chaser turned reporter. Is there a place that has all of the things that Jo has said all in one place? I know that the family tree is on JKR's site. Thanks in advance! And again, feel free to tell me I'm totally lost and should post this in a different place.

Ginny being a Harpies player and then writing for the Prophet is post-DH canon, I think. Lorcan and Lysander being twins, as far as I know is fanon, though pretty common.

I'm not sure if there is a single website with all Jo's post-DH revelations on it. HP Wikipedia or the Lexicon have some stuff.

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