Rules, Regulations and Respect

... and alliteration!

Though this is a forum created to give people a place to lose control, there are a few rules and guidelines we ask you to follow.

1. Hurtful comments of any kind (i.e. racism, sexism, discrimination...) will be deleted, regardless of whether it was sarcasm or a joke, if anyone takes it seriously.

2. Respect each user as the person they are (pedophile, stalker, lonely girl aged sixteen...) Okay, that last bit was a joke. If someone's stalking you, I'll ban them from the forum :P But treat everyone as the human (alien, animal, mystical creature...) individual (I'd say sensitive, but that sounds too sappy :P) they are.

3. Anyone can make a topic. I ask that you somewhat stick to the theme, but I won't pester you if you don't. I apologize if I change the title to topics, I have a bad habit of pervifying anything that comes in my path.

4. NEW RULE: No. Stretching. The. PAGE! There is a topic dedicated solely to the rebellious spammer's needs. Use it if need be.

5. If you repeatedly violate these terms, I will kick you out. (Well, not the stretch-the-page thing, but still.)

Don't freak out over these little rules, I'm not going to delete all your posts and ban you from the forum if you pretend to have a German accent :P

Keep going as you are, just keep in mind, you mess with my forum, I'll kick your ass. :D

Press the mod button if you need me! I will always be here... ish. *lurking*

Thank you!

Let's make this forum experience a good one for everyone! (Slash, that was cheesy... reminds me of the "don't get hammered on prom night" advertisements...)

-disney

P.S. This topic is ON TOPIC ONLY (EDIT: That's pretty much out the window). God, this post makes me sound harsh... That's me, kick-butt disney.

And a message from our moderator...

EDIT: FYI for the new people, I'm Mer, and I'm also the only mod right now that's usually active. (Multi-Shipper is an erratic poster, eh, Diz?)

Since having a topic devoted entirely to squeeing about my promotion wasn't enough, I'm editing the rules to tell you that if Diz isn't here for a few days and you really need a mediator in an argument or something, you can PM me and I'll usually be able to fix whatever problems you're having.

However, if you just want to make trouble for people on here without a good justification, I'd recommend you go to Diz. I have a tendency to rip people's heads off when they start spouting BS. Kay? :)

Weirdly, I'm also a good soundboard for personal problems, and I don't mind listening to people bitch about their lives, so if you need to vent about a legitimate problem, you can message me. And... I think that's it, so I'm out.

~)Mer(~

Okee dokee, disney-bear...

hai, sensei

Got it.

I don't make any promises actually. Sorry. But I most likely will follow them.

Whoa... There are rules here now? What is the world coming to?

Rules scare me.

Me too.

Not me. I'm just used to them but I don't listen to them in school.

Sorry guys, just want to make it clear that certain behavior is NOT acceptable on this forum.

I get the feeling I've missed something big. And the opportunity to yell at someone new who was being abusive. Shucks.

Nothing happened, I just want to make sure nothing does.

Make the rules clear...

I wish something big happend, I'm in kick-ass disney mode... ready to LECTURE!

Me and mer could start a conversation... just like me and chocolatemilk2 were. xD

Yes, we could, Loved. And we could make it very profane and see if Disney has the guts to edit our posts.

hai, hai!

Oops, gotta go. Later? My PlayBoy Bunnies are waiting for me... God, they turn me on...

They don't even mind I have to use Viagra to pleasure them properly! It's wierd, 'cause I get the tingle down there, but my little (ahem, large) soldier just won't stand attention, you know? The guy's got no respect for the ladies, let me tell you...

Damn, I'm a couple dollars short, I'm going to have to pay them another time...

See ya!

;) Yeah diz, you're even hotter than my prosti- uhh, benificial buddies!

ok

I'm going to go soon too, cause i'm writing a story...

Wow, Mer! Uhh... thanks?

Jeezums, you have an... interesting life...

My life is fairly boring.

And we could make it very profane and see if Disney has the guts to edit our posts.

Apparently she likes editing them to make the posts more profane, instead of less. Tsk, tsk, and this is coming from the girl who wrote the rules.

xD oh diz you guys make me laugh

Hm... I wondering what the original was...

xD it was just

Oops, gotta go. Later?

I added Playboy bunnies, on.

Haha, I'm just against racist, sexist acts and such, jeez, guys. Yeah, I'm going to get mad at you guys for being perverted on The Home of the Hormones...

Idiots... :P

So you're saying to annoy you we should not be hormonal instead? Okay, I can do that.

*Is prudish*

*Spams Prude Palace or whatever it's called, Pumpkin Pasties..*

Mmm, Pumpkin Pasties...

Ahh, I mean in the chaste, non-romantic foodish sense.... You see, I was quoting Harry Potter...

Honestly, I was, I know a lot of other Potterish lollies too that aren't sexual;

Liquorice Wands, Blood Pops, Lemon Drops...

Eww, Liquorice wands... I didn't mean that either....

Really, I didn't. It's just the Aftermath of May...

May......even though it was supposed to rain back in April it's raining NOW. xD

Tell me about it. The wind yesterday actually blew a few shingles off the roof...

wow

I'm being serious here.

Of course you are, Mouse, of course you are...

WANTED- Dead or Alive...

who? me? O.O

No, WANTED is Dead or Alive, silly.

The combo of Diz's WANTED post and her avvie make me think of a Western.

oh

It just makes me think of Bon Jovi.

you guys confuse me.

愛

You know, Dead or Alive? It's a song...

Oh... then what's... nvm.

愛

Bon Jovi? What's Bon Jovi? Hang on a second.

*bangs head on desk*

Bon Jovi is a band. Dead or Alive is their song.

ok.

then what/who is Wanted?

愛

*bangs head on desk again*

It's how the song goes. The lyrics. Wanted, dead or alive. You know what, I'm going to go find you a link.

http://www.last.fm/music/Bon+Jovi/_/Wanted+Dead+or+Alive

oohhh. NOW I get it

愛

Glad to culturally educate you.

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