Lindsey: Ah, sweet =D (Goes into Kyle's room, searching for blackmail)

Lindsey: Hehehe..Perfect..

Ivy: (Walks by Kyle's house only to see the window open and Lindsey inside) What the fuck are you doing Lindsey?

Lindsey: (Rolls her eyes). And you wonder why I hate you...Fuck off Ivy. I'm having FUN. Ever heard of it?

Ivy: (shocked) I was just wondering what you were doing geez sorry I asked Lindsey..and yeah I have heard of the word fun hope you have fun Lindsey (smiles as she starts to walk off)

Lindsey: O.O..OK?(Is now freaked out by her sudden friendlyness)..(Thinking)Is she up to something?

(Kenny suddenly flys from out of nowhere, with a dude that stabbed him. He then looks at Lindsey)

Dude: You didn't anything..(Runs off)

Lindsey: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED KENNY!

Kyle: ::Sees Lindsey at his house:: what the fuck are you doing in my home get the fuck out!

Lindsey: Fuck you! Its a free country, so I can do whatever I want. (Uses a double flip on Kyle)

Kyle: (rolls eyes and sees Ivy) Hey Ivy! (smiles)

Ivy: hey Kyle (smiles back at Kyle and sees Lindsey) Uhm Hi again Lindsey (smiles)

Lindsey: HAHA! Kyle, you couldn't think of a good comeback, so you used Ivy as an excuse(Rolls eyes and smiles at her victory). Hey Ivy. Whats up?

Kenny: Doesn't anyone see that I'm dead here?

Ivy: Im doing pretty good...hows the breaking and entering going? (laughs and turns to Kenny) Uhm Kenny if you were dead you wouldnt be talking right now.

Kenny:..I'm a zombie..BEWARE OF ME!

Lindsey:Yea, I'm doing fine Ivy. I've got something juicy on a certain someone =D ....Kenny...You are an idiot. Did you get the stupid disease from Kyle? It IS contagious. (Starts laughing at her joke)

Ivy: oh who is it! (smiles)

Kyle: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!

Ivy: o.O'

Lindsey: OK. Whatever, I don't need you. See ya(Snickers at what she has in her hand, can you guess who its on? xD). (Stuffs the thing in her pants)

Lindsey:Bye Ivy. Oh and, geek, if people start laughing at you tomorrow, don't be surprised(Smiles evilly and leaves)..

(Ooc: ooh I wonder what is!)

Ivy: bye

Kyle: DAMN IT LINDSEY IF YOU PUT ANYTHING ON ME IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!

Ivy: ::hugs Kyle:: aww poor Kyle...dont worry I wont laugh at you! ::smiles::

Kyle: ::blushes:: thanks Ivy! ::to Lindsey:: WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE IVY SHE'S NICER THAN YOU!

Lindsey: (Stops at the door and scowls. Turns around) Well, if you were nice to me maybe I'd be nice to you! EVER FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT??? God! You are so stupid! And(Laughs) you aren't going to destroy me. Because, I win every fight. And, Ivy, shes my twin. She's going to help me!...Right Ivy? (Isn't very sure) You won't go help some loser right?

Kyle: (to Lindsey) Like she wants to help some evil demon like yourself Ivy is better than that!

Ivy: well Lindsey you are my twin..and twins have to stick together because thats just in the code...but Kyle is still my friend and I would feel bad hurting my friends. (sighs) I really dont know right now I need to think about this bye (walks off)

Lindsey:.....(Kyle and Lindsey are alone)....I love you Kyle.......

SILENCE

Lindsey: NOT! XD Screw you(Walks out the door)

Kyle: (Clenches fists in anger and goes inside to start plotting revenge)

Gina: (Looks inside his house) Hey Kyle! Is there something wrong? You look terribly angry..Wait a minute, is it another fight with your GF?

Kenny: (Gets up and laughs at Gina thinking Lindsey and Kyle r BF and GF) Yea Kyle. Did she get angry that you spanked her butt or something?

Kyle: for your information I like Ivy not Lindsey!

Collin: But Lindsey is way hotter than Ivy!

Kyle: if you like her so much why dont YOU date her!

Collin: maybe I will kosher boy!

Kenny:(Munches on popcorn) This is getting good..ITS BETTER THN TELEVISION!

Lindsey:(Gets out of her hiding place) GOD KENNY! WE AREN'T FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT(Rolls eyes)! Hey Kyle. I spied on you. Weren't you staring at Gina's ass?

Gina:(Looks down and blushes, obviously embarrassed by Lindsey's comment)

Ivy: (walks up) Hey Lindz, Hey Gina, Hey Kyle, Hey Kenny, Hey Colleen!

Collin: did you just call me Colleen! (glares)

Ivy: no what makes you think that?

Collin: (rolls eyes)

Ivy: (smirks)

Lindsey: Ivy, you shouldn't give him the nickname Colleen. It doesn't suit him. He needs to have more of a name like "Sexy" ;) (Is flirting)

Gina: What about the rest of us?

Lindsey: I'm not very sure about the whole lot of you, except for Kyle. His nickname is "Miss. I'm A Lesbo". Yes. I called HER a miss :)

Noelle: (walks up overhearing) Nah Miss Lesbo dosent suit him...Kosher Boy is more suitible...as for Collin...Were just gonna call him Colleesha. (smirks)

Collin: Well well just have to call you Miss Bitch

Noelle: Fuck you asshole!

Collin: When and Where? (smirks)

Noelle: Uh Never and Not Ever with you...you probably have a small penis anyway!

Collin: oh dont be like that you know Im hot!

Noelle: Uh this rock is cuter than you asshole!

Collin: YOU WANA BRING IT YOU LITTLE SLUT!

Noelle: Oh I already Brought it Bitch, I brought it set it down on the table and opened it bitch! (smirks)

Collin: ::glares::

Ivy: (is cracking up the whole time)

Lindsey: ...Isn't that what Cartman said to Stan over the phone?(Me: No seriously, this is true)

Gina: Um..How do you know that?

Lindsey: :) Lets just say I know a guy that can help me spy on people, and it only costed me a dollar. But I'm thinking that I could get a new guy to help me, and it only costs a kiss(Is looking at Collin) ;D

Kenny: SWEET! I'LL HELP!

Lindsey: Not you, stupid. Gawd.

Collin: ok..but only because your cute ::kisses Lindsey on the cheek::

Ivy: aww

Lindsey:(Kisses back, then turns to look at Kyle with an evil smirk) Haha Kyle, at least I can get a boyfriend(Turns to Collin with a flip of her hair). Come on hottie, lets go over to Starks pond ;)

Gina: Oh speaking of which..I have some homework to do you guys(Me: Remember, shes Lindsey's guardian angel. So she has to watch over her).

(Lindsey, Gina, and Collin leave)

Kenny:...Lets go spy on the love birds.

Kyle: Sounds fun... Just as long as *gulp* lindsey doesn't catch me...

Kenny: Don't worry about it. I've spied on her before, and she only threw a bicycle at me. No biggie.

Kyle: I'm not so sure about this...

Bree: Hey Kyle! Hey, Kenny... (She smiled evilly and tossed her short black hair.)

Kenny: hi bree. (He rolled his eyes and looked at the floor, and then decided to look at her breasts.)(Bree gave him a look)

Bree: How's it with Glory?

Kyle: Who's Glory?

Bree: Pssh. Doesn't matter, cutie. (She was flirting. again.) (Kyle blushed a little. But who couldn't when she was that hot.)

Bree: C'mon. We're spying.

Kyle: Yup. I guess so...

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