Ahoy all ye merry mates o' the seven spacial seas! The cosmic cracking by the spacial pirate has begun yet again!

I'm Morphy, and this is where all you shall introduce yourself in this forum! And then go to the OTT Talk II for randomness and Off The Topic (nobody is sure if that's the true meaning of OTT - it could be "Over The Top" because of all the randomness and (good kind of) insanity in there) related things. Feel free to talk about everything: From Flying Penguins to Cosmic Eternity and others. :D

Here lies the template of the late Topic originally by Pinky Green:

Name:

Age:

Location:

Why are you here?:

3 random facts about you:

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And now, I shall introduce myself as an example!

Name: Morphy

Age: Not that you need to know, but I'll say it anyway: 13.

Location: Portugal. And probably the only one in this forum. :D

Why are you here?: Because I clicked on the link leading here and stumbled upon this addicting Forum. And want do to and give some challenges.

3 random facts about you:

1) I'm listening to music by Ayreon.

2) I'm organizing an Online Halloween Party from October 30th to November 1st.

3) Chocolate is like a drug for me, I get super hyper. :D

And now, shall it be your turn newcomers, to introduce thyself. And we of the merry old Topic will welcome you warmly and do our best to make you feel at home. :D

All the Best,

Morphy =D

YAY! Do we have to introduce ourselves again?

No, I don't think so, since we already introduced ourselves in the other Topic. But we will introduce ourselves as we always did when newcomers appear. :D

okay.

And how have you always introduced yourselves before when newcomers arrive? Apparently I'm new lol!

Hi again! I closed the last one, so I'm doind my intro again.

Name: Ali is easier to say.

Age: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

Location: The Universe, The Milky Way, Earth, England, London.

Why are you here?: I like talking, and I am trying to teach myself to write challanges.

3 random facts about you:

I hate Jamie Oliver.

I am covered in Strawberry juice.

I have to become a proper author or I WILL DIE!

And I have a pet alpaca called Alberto who is 12.

Omigod I read that really fast and I thought you said you hated James and Oliver! And I was like *gasp* The Phelps twins!

Say hi to Alberto for me, Ali. :D (and for those who wonder - Morphy is obviously not my real name, only the short for Half-Blood Metamorphmagus.)

The way I introduced myself, saying that you can call me Morphy. :D

Who?

((Alberto, Morphy say hi! No! Don't eat my brothers karate belt! Yes it's green, but!))

the actors that play Fred and George (Weasley Twins (just felt like writing that)) in the Harry Potter movies lol. xD

I'm proud, I made a shining important Topic. =D xD

Oh, the movie guys. Oh. No, I HATE THE COOK.

... Right. O_o

Seriously, whoever gets here thinks that we are all crazy or something. *coughs*

yeah... thinks...

Yes. :D

Thinks.

I have a confession. I've never eaten takeaway pizza in my life.

*gasps* WHAT!? You poor soul! =O

I'm going to confess too: I never ate more than 2/3 pancackes in all my life.

*gasps and gasps and gasps* WHATETY WHATETY WHAT?!

I know... :'(

*child-like* If I ever go there, do you promise to give me a pancacke? I'll give you some take-away pizza. Ô.Ô

I promise, although I don't really want pizza...

Good night world of wizardly wonders...

What's takeaway pizza?

Hey guys! I can't believe you lot finished the old thread while I was away! Man you speak lots...

You already know me, I believe, but I'll remind you of my name since it has been ages since I was here (almost a week *legasp*) so here we go: I'm JAY! 'Ello!

Morphy, I don't know if you still can, but shouldn't this thread be locked like the last one so it's easier for people to find when they come on as first-timers? Not to be patronising, of course, but there is an awful lot of threads on here now so it might be easier. Can you do that after it's been opened?

EDIT: Take away pizza is the food of GODS! I think a lot of food is that of gods, but take away pizza is excellent.

ahhhh! I hate having a semi busy life! I leave, and when I come back, the old topic that I so introduced myself in just two days ago is closed, and there's a new one in its place!!

Hehe you guys are gonna scare all the new peeps away with your insane randomness! OK, so I'm going to sit here this time and wait for a post, so I can reply and feel like I'm included in the convo ha ha!

JAY!!! =D *glomps*

I finished It, go to the Grapes' Status please. :D

Well, you see: I wish I could pin this Topic. But only Moderators can, and there are none around here for a while now!

sad...it needs to be pinned. Ah well, I guess it just has to be updated frequently so it stays at the top hehe.

Exactly. But that will not be so difficult, what with all or infinite randomness. And if it disappears, we can talk about alcoholic chopsticks on fire. :D

Hey Morphy! *hugs*

OHMAGEE!!! I want It!!!! *toddles over to Grape*

I think I'd quite like to be a different colour. I mean, I think I'd like to be purple. I'm wearing bright violet tights right now and I think I'd like to be purple. Like Violet in the Chocolate Factory :D

And what brought alcaholic, burning chopsticks up? hehehe...

Hmm...a different color, does actually getting tan count? I think I'm half vampire hehe.

I love stories on here that actually make you feel some emotion! Some of them are just so corny and fake, but there are so many good ones out there as well:d

... Snape did. *points at unsuspecting Snape who was looking uncharacteristically sexy in a corner*

Use an electric blue, I want to dye my hair that colour one day, even if I have to use a wig for Halloween. xD

I'm going to wear a hat in the Online Halloween Party over here in this forum. =D

I'm going to wear massive, knee-length wellies - to wade through the insanity. And goggles, so I can dive right into it without getting any in my eyes xD

I always wanted to wear goggles! But I can't because I don't have some. =(

that sounds like a good plan Jay! ill have to dig out my gumboots so i can wade through too!! its likely to be very thick....

hola kiddies!

I miss the old topic so much, but thanks Morphy for creating this new one! I call making the next one when this fills up!

What's up with everyone today? I got Confirmed today at my church, so I had a busy day.

whats that?

i havent been to church in like 2 years, lol.

It's like a renewal of your Baptism. It means your a member of the church for life. Yeah, it was fun. I got money and presents :D

oh, ok lol. that does sound like fun XD

i just got up an hour ago, so... yea lol

I'm at school.

And I closed said forum and Pinky isn't sad. Irritating emotionless person!

Wait... now she's pissed. Oops.

lol. nice XD well have to get megsy or someone to pin it...

Yep, it's break now, so we're sitting next to each other in the really cold computer room. I'm supposed to be takingmy medicine...

or else she'll go crazy!cWait, she all ready is! xD

craziness is golden.

I am crazy, and happy that way.

Ah, science was so bad and so funny.

Why? What happened?

Oh, the teacher kept asking Pinky questions and she kept saying the right answers but he kept saying they were wrong...

Yeah, these boys said some funny stuff as well. Pinky and I kept trying to do the work and failing badly.

Well I'm sorry that you failed, Ali.

lol nice Ali.

My school ends this week.

lucky remmy!! i have 5 more weeks till hols.

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