Hallo ColdHeartedGirl! I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca.

Isn't Vulcan from Star Trek? I have limited knowledge from my friend.

Hello Coldheart, kaplah! Vulcan is from Star Trek, it's a founding member of the Federation Ali. As a punishment, I hereby vapourise you with this phaser. (Phaser blinks and dies.) Well you will, when I can get new batteries.

[YES! Vulcans are aliens from Star Trek. Pointed ears and lots of logic.

By the way, I'm totally a Star Trek geek]

heyy coldheartedgirl! hahahha. welcome

Hello new peeps. I am Pooly, Please watch out for flying monkey butts. Oops- I might have alredy scared you off, I hope not.

In order to be scared I would have to experience emotion, Pooly.

I'm not capable of such a thing.

raises eyebrow

Hey guys! I was here a little while ago with a different account (Penelope Richmond) but I'm back and raring to take on some challenges. My first one should be up tomorrow, once my new account's anti-spam publishing embargo is over (I'm doing the 50 Art of Words challenge)

heyy Rozzy. hahah Rose! lols, if she's who you're pen name is based of.

50 art of words? what is it about?

Lol my penname is based on my name :)

The 50 art of words is on this forum, but it's more than a year old i think. It's where there was 5 tables each with 50 prompts, and you pick one and character/pairing. I'm writing 50 drabbles for Harry/Ginny

ohh rightyy... hahhha. nice...

woah, 50 drabbles. cool! hahaha HarryxGinny/... ahh...

Hey peeps! I shall introduce myself, now...

Name: You might as well just call me Emily.

Age: No more older than fifteen.

Location: Malaysia. And I'm proud of it!!!

Why are you here?: I heart fanfiction.And I'd love to express myself in my writing.

Three random facts about me: I have a strange attachment to red foxes; I love Harry Potter; I am supposed to be collaborating with my friend on a story, and we only have 14-15 days more.

Nice meeting y'all. :) Thank you.

Hallo Emily, I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca! Pleased to meet you!

Well, we all love HP here, and I think I studied Malaysia recently in Geo.

heyy Emily! hahah. I think, so far, you're like the second closest person to where I' am now. hahhaha.

Hi, everyone! I can't wait to become part of this forum and write, respond to challenges etc :D

But first...

Name: Angie

Age: 16

Location: Greece -I guess the only one here two-

Why are you here?: I read in tat1312's profile that she is part of that forum. I like challenges and I often lack of inspiration so I decided to subscribe:) It sounds interesting.

3 random facts about you:

1) I'm not good at such stuff (^ like random facts about me)

2) I love chocolate

3) I love history

Cheerio to you both. Welcome to insanity :D

Hallo Angie. I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca.

Mopsie! Cheerio means bye! ((I reckon I have told you that a billion times.))

heyy Angie! wow I like chocolate too! what a coincidence! hehehehhe

haha really Ali? Where i live everyone says it as a greeting. Weird ass as us Australians are. :D

Really, ah well, then. I say it all the time instead of saying bye. Different huh?

Well, we tend to say it as a bit of both. You might walk up to a group of people and say cheerio meaning hello, or you might walk away and say cheerio meaning it as good bye. We tend to use it more as greeting though. It's odd how different the word's meaning has become over the two countries. Considering we most likely learnt it off you lot in the first place! :}

Probably, it was used in all the old movies!

Hello Emily. There's nothing strange about being attached to red foxes, they're beautiful. Welcome to our little forum. As in, Niagra falls little ;D

My computer is in the shop. I got a folder on my desktop that REFUSES TO DELETE when I try and delete it. I am hoping the guys at the compouter shop (I brought it to) will take care of the problem, that and increase memory usage on that thing... I need moe RAM, and two gig isn't enough for me... I mean my father's computer uses FOUR gigs of memory. Well, anyway, if I don't have a computer... how am I on here?

Nintendo Wii Internet Channel. But it sucks for me because I seem to have a problem when it comes to being able to use YouTube and Veho. =A=

Hello Angie. History rocks! Welcome to our forum.

haha really Ali? Where i live everyone says it as a greeting. Weird ass as us Australians are. :D

It's a strange, strange world Mopcat and Ali. A very strange world.

Hi everyone!

Thanks' for the wellcome :D

Thats great, it's good to have new faces sometimes!

Head over to OTT Talks IV for awesome randosity!

ok, I'm going:)

I am going to join this forum! :] But first I suppose I should introduce myself, eh?

Name: Erin, but Rinny or Babycakes is fine.

Age: Twenty, good lord I am old, I glanced across a few of the replies, everyone is like, 13-16.

Location: The US.

Why are you here?: Truthfully? I was seeking out fanfics, and getting frustrated with how I could not find them, and found this forum, which provides recommendation requests.

3 random facts about you:

1. I am a huge nerd. Seriously. Fanfics, video games, books, random movie trivia, sci-fi. I am a nerd.

2. I am an elitist when it comes to fanfics, books, and knowledge of such things. I can be a bit mean, but please don't take anything I might say too horribly, I am generally nice.

3. If anyone younger refers to me as "Dear", "Darling", "Hon", or any other such endearing terms prepare to get a lashing.

Howdy Erin, I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca.

Sadly I fall in that age catagory, (can't spell) but some here don't.

1. I am a huge nerd! *rock on* 3. Uh-oh. *hide* I say that a lot. My nicknames rock!

Hello Erin. Don't say you're old, you'll make me feel really old at 24. Welcome

Haha, thank you, both.

And thank goodness I am not the only person above 16 on this forum. :] Don't feel old!

Name: my real govermental first name is Ashley (grr, too popular)

Age: i'm also above the age of 16, as I am 19

Location: I'm currently a freshman in a college in NJ

Why are you here?: to do challenges, duh!!!!

3 random facts about you:

1.) I was the second shortest girl in high school, and I am now the shortest girl in my university.

2.) I'm engaged to the most wonderific man on the face of the earth, and his name is Chris.

3.) I love the color purple (both the color and the movie/book).

Hello, Angie, Ashley, Erin, and Emily (and anyone else I forgot)! Welcome! I'm Izabel, but you can call me Iz or Izzy if you want.

Once again, welcome!

Iz

Hello Ashley! I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca. WELCOME! *gives cookies*

Hello Ashley, welcome to the insanity. What are you studying at uni?

Hello, hello. Welcome to anyone who i haven't wished it to!

Name: Claire

Age: 17

Location: My head for the majority of the time. Other than that, Scotland.

Why are you here?: I enjoy writing and want to improve my fanfiction skills. Also, I need to leran how to leave my comfort zone, i.e stop writing novel length romance fanfictions that consume my life and experiment with one-shots, LOL.

3 random facts about you: 1) I can recite the periodic table of elements to the tune of "Model of a Modern Major General" from the opera "Pirates of Penzance" in the style of Tom Lehrer.

2) I'm vegetarian.

3) My favourite bands/musical artists include Rasputina, Switchblade Symphony (hence the name), Ayreon, Epica, Amanda Palmer and PJ Harvey.

Fear not, fellow OAP. I am seventeen and doubtlessly past my sell by date as a result!

Hey!

*basically beats up Claire out of love with cookies, balloons, hugs and cool things* YEEES!!!!! AYREON!!!! EPICA! *dances* I AM NOT ALONE!!!! 8D

Welcome to insanity newcomers, I've been with a flu lately, so I haven't been online, but for those of you wondering, I am Morphy, ruler of the planet Sedna. =)

Ahem, sorry about that Caire, it's just that I'm a really big fan and can't find many others easily. :D

Hello Claire!

Morphy, stop abusing the new kiddies. Especially when she's Scottish and vegetarian and that officially makes her mine. :D

Hello Claire ^^ and come on, 17 isnt that old... i mean, im 17... im not OLD!!! just because all my friends are younger than me.... haha.

urgh, math exam tomorrow :( BUT i never ever have to do math after that! :O *dances*

how is everyone?

Hullo Claire, I'm Ali and this is Alberto the alpaca. WELCOME!

Hello Claire. A fellow OAP and fellow vegetarian? Nice;D Welcome to our forum. Btw, you know how you spend most of your time in your head? Not gonna happen for long here lol.

heyy Everyon!!! ahahha.wow, a vegetarian? hahha.. I want to be one, hm...

Hi Claire!

That's cool about the periodic table.

I love Epica too!

Welcome to the insanity, I'm Beki

Hey Claire! I'm Izabel. And since everyone beat me to it, I'll guess I'll just leave you another post just like theirs. So, once again, WELCOME!

It must get extremely tedious reading all the posts welcoming you...

You're not that old. I mean, I'm 16. Somehow, though, 16 seems like so much less than 17. I don't know, but it's always been like that to me, same goes for 8 and 9.

And I've probably scared you off with that incredibly random babble up there. ^ I should stop now. Bye!

PS. That's so cool you're a vegetarian! I want to be one.

Being a vegetarian isn't all that it's cracked up to be :D I mean, personally meat makes me ill - i haven't eaten any since i was about one or two years old. It's also shit ass when you have to search through entire menus just for something to eat.

/grins

chips mopsie, chips!!!!!!! man, i could live off good chips/wedges...

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