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They Suck.

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Do you know what sucks more than guys?

Hot guys that make you follow them home and then purposely don't flick their hair even though it's obvious you want them to!

I think this love song describes this topic really quite well...

:D

Watch it all!

Hot men are the worst of the lot.

No, scruffy hot men are the worst of the lot.

No Metal Loving men are the worst

Bill Bailey, Alice? ;)

Yep - because he's the coolest of cool!

Bill Bailey?

My trouble with men is more that they're none existent, than anything else.

I hate how most guys are incapable of having a normal conversation with you. And that they only ever have one thing on their minds... perverts.

Well, that's what all 15 year old boys have on their minds SCV... It's horomones I tell ya... *rolls eyes*

And that's all fine and dandy that you get hot/scruffy/metal loving? boys. Me? Yeah, I get the geeky, weird freakazoids.

*huggles Turtle*

I would tell you that the geeky, weird, freakazoid, hormonal 15 year olds grow out of it but thats a lie, they don't. They just learn to hide it really well. *le sigh*

Or date geeky, weird, freakazoid hormonal 15 year old girls. ;) You see that a lot at my school...

I would tell you that the geeky, weird, freakazoid, hormonal 15 year olds grow out of it but thats a lie, they don't. They just learn to hide it really well. *le sigh*

What?! They have to... Otherwise all my dreams of snagging an Edward look-alike are gone... No one will be charming or lovely to me! *sniffles*

The geeky ones grow up to be awesome and you can talk to them about books and history and other nerdy things, but the freaky ones stay freaks.

LOL. That's cool. :)

Faucet is a freak. He tried to answer my question about this math problem and I just sort of looked away and muttered something. Thank GOD it's summer... I couldn't handle more of that weirdo.

Yes but at least the freakish bastards won't suck you in make you fall for them and then PISS YOU OFF by announcing something like they are gay or they are moving to the UK or they live with someone or they trick you and GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

*Bashes head on keyboard*

I miss my nerdy friends. I liked discussing Firefly and the pros and cons of implementing a Stalinistic regime to the school.

And I miss doing IT. I was the HTML whiz and everyone would beg for my help...

and I miss my nerdy crush. He was awesome. We'd discuss Firefly and the pros and cons of implementing a Stalinistic regime to the school, as well as argue over the LOTR movies.... *le sigh*

He sounds like my nerdy crush, lol... who flirted with my friend and I and then decided to date another friend of ours.

We used to argue about the best way to blow up the White House and why squirrels lived in trees.

Lloyd likes Spiderman. Is that counted as nerdish?

Ah...no.

and I miss my nerdy crush. He was awesome. We'd discuss Firefly and the pros and cons of implementing a Stalinistic regime to the school, as well as argue over the LOTR movies.... *le sigh*

Awwwww, he sounds like a cool guy. lol. ;)

(Personally I think that a Stalinistic regime in my school wouldn't be very productive because half of the students would be dead. XD)

And I think that liking Spiderman is kind of nerdy. :D

Eh. My crush and I always argued and I miss having someone to verbally spar with. He's not in any of my classes anymore, but he was so witty and kind of arrogant and such a git actually. But that's kind of like James Potter and I like him. :)

And we'd see who could get better scores on tests... Haha. I had to study to beat him, but most of the time I did! So ha! :D

He'd also tolerate my utter idiocy which does make its appearance from time to time. You know that scene in Eclipse where Edward and Bella talk about if an airplane was going to crash and what Edward would've done about it? Yeah, it was kind of like that. He'd make up all sorts of stupid answers to my stupid questions and it was so funny... *sighs* I miss that.

(Personally I think that a Stalinistic regime in my school wouldn't be very productive because half of the students would be dead. XD)

You obviously know nothing about the Russian Revolution or of Yosef Dughashvilli, but ok.

I've heard of the Russian Revolution, but who's that guy?

If his ideas can help take over the school, I like the sound of him.

Isn't this topic delightfully misandristic??

I've heard of the Russian Revolution, but who's that guy?

I'm with Cubs - I actually studied the Russian Revolution in-depth and never came across that name!

It's Stalin's real name. See, Stalin's originally from Georgia. And he didn't think too much of it, so he had it changed to Stalin, which roughly means 'man of steel' in Russian.

SCV deleted my post and has abused her modly powers.

I answered your question first. :)

*chainsaws SCV*

Ok I thought we were saying we hated boys! How the heck did this turn into a conversation about some guy in the Russian Revolution?

thinks... Stalin was a man! Ergo, Men SUCK.

But we should get back on topic.

Did you know that a guy thinks about sex every 5 seconds, approx?

Interesting. That's a lot more tha me, at least. I only think about it every 5 minutes approx, and usually because of some song I hear on the radio.

is this Jeff I'm talking to? *confused*

No. He's too afraid.

Not to think about it, to come onto this thread.

LOL. There's nothing to be afraid of on here, Jeff... *quickly hides Charli's chainsaw*

Did I just scare another person away?

Damn, Alice is gonna kill me...

LOL. I was just joking. his little sis still has him in her clutches. She's cute, but she is really clingy!

And to her chainsaw, it can't be nearly as bad as our friend Finy's Talking chainsaw named Bob...she keeps talking to it...

You didn't scare me away! After PATI, nothing anyone says on a forum can frighten me.

My computer is just unbelieveably slow...

Well, you obviously haven't met Charli yet. Me and Turtle (and Gilly) are probably the tamest ones around here. RKC's head mod, but even she loses it sometimes.

And this place is more or less filtered. Most of our conversations never see the light of day (thank GOD), and stay on Skype

And you obviously haven't met Finy...Or April...Or Ruby...Or sometimes elvis....Ok, our whole forum is full of violent phycos!

So it's official, I hate all males, not just men.

So I'm walking down the street to my friends house, he lives just around the corner for me, and it's hot right? [At least were I live] So I'm wearing this skirt, and okay I admit it was a little short, but it was hot and I haven't done laundry in awhile so.....well, you do the math. Anyways, I'm walking down the street and all of a sudden I hear giggling behind me. I turn around but no one is there. So I continue on my way and I hear it again. I'm a bit more quicker this time and I turn around in time to catch a little boy dart behind a tree. It's turns out he and his friend were following behind me, one with a magnifine[sp?] glass and the other with binoculars. And they were crouching down and trying to peek up my skirt. They are 11 for gosh sake! 11!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you might inquirer as to what I did? Yelled at them, smacked them, called the cops? Nah, I simply went to their house and told their moms. *snarky grin* Now you know they are not going to do that again!

Am I allowed to include my dad in the Men Catigory?!!?!?!

I was singing alone, in my bedroom, with my door shut. You would think that would be an automatic "Do Not Disturb" sign, right? Well apparently not for my dad. He walked right in and started listening to me sing. I was really into the song, so I didn't notice him untin he tripped on the pile of dirty clothes, falling into the table with my CD player, and knocking it off. My BRAND-FREAKING-NEW Carry Underwood CD popped out, and fell to the floor, shattering. And, he broke the CD player. Thus, he sucsseded in embarresing me, and making me buy a new CD and CD player with MY allowence, all in one stupid move.

So, you might inquirer as to what I did? Yelled at them, smacked them, called the cops? Nah, I simply went to their house and told their moms. *snarky grin* Now you know they are not going to do that again!

Can I just say I love you?

Of course you can. I always feel special hearing things like that! hehehe

Ok, I already posted this on the "Randomness" topic but (Silly me) I just realized that I can post it here too, because he's a F***ING MAN!

Grrrrrrrrr...I need to rant. I just found this guy on youtube (He commented on a video I watch regurally) that BEATS his wife and 7-YEAR OLD daughter. And he locks he daughter in a coal cellar for days at a time for "Giving him Cheek" and locks his wife down there for saying anything about it!! OMG THAT MAKES ME ANGRY! I don't even know why he would say that in a comment for the video for THIS ONE'S FOR THE GIRLS BY MARTINA MCBRIDE. Why was that god-forsaken man even watch ing something by Martina Mcbride?!?!?!? Better yet, Why would he F***ING TELL THE PEOPLE OF YOUTUBE THAT HE'S BEATING THEM?!?!?!?!? SOMEONE NEED TO REPORT HIM TO THE CPA!

I found another reason to hate my dad! Today, he wanted to find out what i was doing on my computer, so he took it! Luckily, I was just listening to some carrie Underwood, and he didn't check my internet history. I really really REALLY REALLY REALLY didn't want him to see some of the stuff I say on forums/in reveiws when I get angry...Or talk about innaproperate things...*Glares at SCV* If he had seen THAT WORD on one of the chatrooms I'm on...Also the things I said about him...

That bites...

Why are you galring at SCV?

I'm sure your dad just wants to make sure that you're safe online...

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