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Wotcher-Tonks
Topic: What Ship do You Loathe With a Flame of Detestation?

For me, it's Tonks/Snape, and Harry/Lavender. I'm trying to think of others.

I dislike Remus/Sirius for the most part, because I love Remus/Tonks!

I don't like Ginny and Hermione/Sirius or Remus. The age gap is just too large!

#1 Jul 09th 2008, 12:58pm
Kore-of-Myth

I'm mostly open to everything but I do have three things I won't touch with a tenfoot pole. UNLESS it's a parody.

1. Lucius Malfoy with anyone but Narcissa or Andromeda. (The latter must be angsty - not serious)

2. Incest (between cousins doesn't count - Bella/Sirius can be done well...)

3. Snape/Ginny (though I used to be a Snarmione fangirl...)

#2 Jul 09th 2008, 1:01pm
SMARTALIENQT

I'm mostly open to everything but I do have three things I won't touch with a tenfoot pole. UNLESS it's a parody.

Yep, only for me it's an adult with a minor - no Snarry, no SS/HG, no Albus/Harry, no Lucius/any student... you get the idea. While I'm not against slash, I just don't like to read it, sorry all slash fans!

#3 Jul 09th 2008, 6:20pm
Kore-of-Myth

No SS/HG? But, but, but - that's the OTP! OR at least Pre-DH it was.

*is about to burst into tears*

#4 Jul 09th 2008, 6:24pm
SMARTALIENQT

There, there. *pats shoulder awkwardly* It's not that bad... I just don't like adults with minors, is all. Sure, if it were well-written I'd read it, but most of the time....

But, but, but - that's the OTP!

OTP?

#5 Jul 09th 2008, 6:59pm
Kore-of-Myth

one true pair.

And I don't like it when she's a minor either...unless it's Marriage Law or time travel or youth potion or something crazy like that. :)

Actually that's not true - TimeTurnerForSale who's sadly removed her epic alternative DH story, wrote an amazing oner with Hermione as a minor that was BELIEVABLE and not squick.

#6 Jul 10th 2008, 8:14am
Wotcher-Tonks

I am on a tentative hiatus (vacation)-and I don't know when I'll be able to get on.

But do you guys have recs for well-written Marriage Law fics?

pairing doesn't matter. post the links or make a topic. (I've never read one!)

thanks, guys!

#7 Jul 10th 2008, 2:19pm
Wotcher-Tonks

oh, and I can't stand Albus/Hermione. ick, ick, ick. I don't like Hermione/Tom much either. And Hermione/Lucius greatly disturbs me.(and the fact that 87.98% of fanfic authors spell his name as Luscious).

#8 Jul 10th 2008, 2:21pm
Kore-of-Myth

Marriage Law - Yes, I have two SSHG recs. Not other pairings...maybe a George/Hermione

I can't stand Albus/Hermione either. The idea of it frightens me. HErmione/Tom however doesn't...I think it could work given the right circumstances.

AND I HATE LUCIUS/ANYONE BUT NARCY OR 'DROMEDA!!!! *fumes*

#9 Jul 10th 2008, 3:27pm
SMARTALIENQT

Marriage Law

I'll have to look for it, but I know there's a Fred/Hermione out there somewhere...

#10 Jul 10th 2008, 7:26pm
Wotcher-Tonks

I like Fred/Hermione, but I really like George/Hermione post-DH.

#11 Jul 10th 2008, 8:05pm
Wotcher-Tonks

I don't remember which topic it was, but I was telling Kore that some people actually ship DracoxGinnyxBlaise.

here's a link, I surf through pages of communtites a lot and I found it!

http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Inter-House_Unity_A_Collection_of_DGB/59483/

#12 Jul 10th 2008, 8:25pm
Kore-of-Myth

Thanks Wotcher! I'll look through that once I go through all my emails...

#13 Jul 11th 2008, 9:02am
Shally-wa

Hmm... I refuse to read most canon, though I sometimes will tolerate H/G and R/Hr to read nextgen fics.

There are three categories that I reliably will not read.

1. Incest. Under no circumstances will I touch this, no matter what the ages or genders of the couple are. This is one of the most annoying things about the entire OBHWF conglomeration. Practically all the nextgen kids are cousins.

2. Mpreg. I am a moderate slash reader, but why anyone would read or write this. It just doesn't make sense.

3. Cross-generational pairings. This includes any sort of teacher/student, as well as Remus/Tonks. I will pretty much not read any pairing where the two people are more that one Hogwarts career apart in age. The closest thing to an exception I have for this is Bill/Fleur, although they manage to overlap by one year. I'm not a large fan of that pairing, and mainly read them as a side couple.

#14 Dec 27th 2008, 10:29am
Wotcher-Tonks

I personally cannot stand twincest, because I am a twin. So, it repulses me, lol.

#15 Dec 27th 2008, 8:39pm
Kore-of-Myth

Shally - I agree on incest (though I do make the slight exception to an angsty, unrequited Sirius/Bella) and M-Preg. I don't get why people do that! Seriously, if it matters to you so much - turn your character into a girl, and then get him pregnant.

Twincest - ew. ew. ew. Can't stand it and especially for the same reason as Wotcher - you're a twin too? I didn't know that!

#16 Dec 28th 2008, 6:25am
Wotcher-Tonks

Cool. We're both girls. Is your twin a girl as well? Identical or fraternal? My sister and I are fraternal, and are nothing alike. (she thinks fanfiction is stupid)

#17 Dec 29th 2008, 2:39pm
Kore-of-Myth

Fraternal - and he's a guy. Can't stand him...and nothing alike either...

#18 Dec 29th 2008, 2:42pm
Wotcher-Tonks

ugh *hugs Kore* same here- though I get along with her on occasion...

#19 Dec 29th 2008, 2:44pm
Wotcher-Tonks

got to go! I've missed you, though, Kore! I'm kind of on a school related hiatus, but I'll still be posting and reading. Please review the latest chapters of Roses and Hello- a nice Holiday Treat of more Teddy/Lily!

xoxo- Wotcher

Happy Holidays!

#20 Dec 29th 2008, 2:46pm
Selonianth Shinjitsu

Oh god this is gonna be one hell of a list. Get popcorn... and hot cocoa.

I absolutely will NEVER read any obvious slash fics. I mean if it's subtle enough to the point where nothing actually happens and it's NOT Harry then I'm ok. RLXSB is OK as long as they keep it out of sight, the moment someone starts sucking a .... can we swear here... I'm asking because I don't wanna get in trouble. ANYWAY since you all know what i was gonna say. Once that happens I'm so far away from that fic that the road-runner from loony toons can't keep up with me.

SnapeX.... ummm ANYONE! The guy is not lovable at all if he's IC. However if he's OC to the point where he's a nice guy (normally a Harry Snape story) he can be with any of various older women.... other then McGonnagal. I swear to god I ran out of BB that day.

I found a couple where incest was utterly hilarious. I can't remember the name but there was one where Molly is Arthur's sister but no one knows because everyone's mind was modified and the same thing happens to Ron and Ginny when they end up being soul bonded. Other then those where it's used as utter hilarity I agree with the apparent consensus about it. It's wrong and shouldn't happen.

The twincest thing... . . . *hides*.... What? I'm a guy and almost EVERY guy has had a fantasy at least once about a pair of hot twins working him over at the same time... don't ask why but it just happens and we can't help it.

Umbi....Umbridge (can't say her nickname without knowing if I can swear) with anyone AT ALL under ANY circumstances. I came across a UmbridgeX Molly Weasley bit in a fic once... lets just say that haunts me forever even though it was purely in jest and the author him/herself was horrified at what he/she had created.

There are probably several more but I can't think of them atm.

#21 Nov 28th, 11:30pm

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