Totally copied off of storm-brain's fic. She won't mind, I won't say anything. (But, if she does find this to be particularly insulting, she can contact ezyl through PM and this topic will undergo name-change. n_______n)

Death-kun's idea. The rules of this game are fairly simple. You post a wish, the next forumer tries to ruin it. Then they post a wish, and the next person ruins it. Just make sure you don't go too harsh. Fighting and flooding is not tolerated.

START-O~

I wish I could someday play in the US Open and win ;D

Wish granted. But your opponent in the finals knocks you out and steals the trophy out of jealousy.

I wish for cake, to throw at my enemies.

AH! NOOOOOOO!!!! Q~Q And in my town...-weeps-

But they set a dog on you, and it eats your cake and robs the bakeries 8}

I wish I could own a Jpop idol.

OK, it can walk, and talk, and everything! Then it runs away from you screaming "RAAAAAAPE!!!"

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Your eyesight is now one hundred percent perfect! :D But a bunch of permanent warts grows in the outline of your glasses. Tsk.

I wish I had the abilities of Sun Wukong and Nezha from Journey to The West and Fengshen Yanyi :D -Is forever a fan-

you just fail sir.

I wish for a better forum this is my first time on it sucks lulz. jk .....maybe......................................

I hate the fact that I'm realated to you... damn.

You also fail...miserably ;D

This your cousin, V-kun? -Shakes fin- Nice to meet 'cha. I ish Dot, she who hath annoyed V to breaking point ;D

I wish we weren't flooding the wish topic.

(Too late...)

-Pats Death-kun- We'll try minimizing it n__n

I wish I could someday visit Guangzhou and find my cousin -- even though it'll be awkward as hell. I just want to know how she's doing.

OK, but when you get there she's covers you in snake guts.

I wish my necklace didn't have a bunch of knots in it. I've had this necklace since 2nd grade, my godmother gave it to me for my 1st Communion.

ok but a kid stole it

i wish pokemon were real (O__O)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted. Your necklace no longer has knots. But in return you must runaway from wild pumas to avoid getting eaten. But at least you have your necklace! ;)

I wish everything was free.

1998: Pokemon are real but they're out to kill you :)

Death-kun: Granted. But everything turns into a flesh-eating mongoose.

Lol.

I wish the PJO world was real.

they are but kronos/luke sent 1'000'000 clones of percys(with the achieles heel)

i wish i could make money appear out of air.

Yes, but a rabid cat inflicted with Twilight fangirlism comes along with it.

I wish I could play badminton right now, damn it.

a guy with whatcha ma call it came

but he has torets and rips it

I wish Twilight would burn.

i wish u would read breaking dawn

(its the seqel to twilight)

I know, I hate Twilight with a burning passion.

TOO BAD, I'LL NEVER READ BREAKING DAWN AND I'LL STILL MAKE FUN OF RENESMEE. RENESMEE CARLIN CUTTEN XDDDDDDDDD

You're supposed to ruin my wish ;D

I wish Dynasty Warriors would die a death of a thousand cuts.

it was except lubu and he whuped ur azz

i wish i was in the knd

IT'S LU BU NOT LUBU, YOU **!! TT______TT GOD, DYNASTY WARRIORS IS SO INACCURATE. THEY RIPPED IT OFF A CHINESE NOVEL. THEY RUINED THE PLOTLINE, MESSED UP THE NAMES, PUT UP PATHETIC APPEARANCES. AND IN THE ENGLISH DUB THEY ALL SOUND LIKE GAY LORDS AND THE NAME PRONUNCIATION SUCKS ** BALLS. LUBU -- WHAT THE ** TT___TT -Is Chinese, a literally life-long fan of Romance of Three Kingdoms, and a purist-

But at least Dynasty Warriors is gone :D

The KND hate you and give you all the grunt work :D

I wish Edward Cullen was in my closet, immobile, and I could stab him repeatedly. :D

O____O ok......

but bella shot with a gun

*(and they made a new dynastey warrior game)

i wish i was you

Koei can burn for ruining Chinese literature Dx So can English dubbing. Except for the one for FMA.

...My pencil bag has an incredibly floral smell after I washed it...:/

You wouldn't. I'm crappy and my life is crappy xD Enjoy getting into fights daily.

I wish Michael Jackson had a better life.

he did but got aids from a monkey

i wish i could kill the WHOLE WORLD MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Um...-takes hasty step back- the Demonata beat you to it. HA.

I wish I could play actual tennis on a court, in a real match. Like, NOW.

Do you know how much that cost??? ;__; That was an adult's racket, it costs more! -Shot- Lol, jk xD

Wish granted. The GodChildShipping fanfics turn out to be crap. (God forbid O__O Actually, any deity or such forbid, really. I'm not religious, so it sounds weird.)

I wish Percy Jackson wasn't filled with such ** fanfics. Sorry, minna!

Granted, but the Honest-crusade begins an even harsher reign of terror. ;____;

You can't get HIV from a monkey, nor AIDS. AIDS is a condition.

I wish that you guys would stop stretching the page.

awe damn

hello Im N but you can call me nono

Well, Ezyl, too bad.

I wish my computor worked.

Sure, but it's slow as **.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Wish granted. It's now cold as hell there. When hell freezes over, that is :P

I wish Romance of Three Kingdoms was more popular and people would understand Chinese culture, damn it.

wish granted but it was only deaf and blind ppl. so they had to use sign language.

i wish all the men and ugly and old women were dead so i can ** all the beautiful **

You, sir, just fail. The wish is not...fully granted. A bunch of prostitutes run over to you and stalk you daily for their turn :P

I wish there was optional school over the summer.

WISH GRANTED BUT IT IS FOR THE REHAB PEOPLE SO U GOT STUCK IN THERE AND GOT UR AZZ WHUPED

I WISH FAMOUS PPL WOULDNT GET AWAY WITH BAD STUFF N___N

Granted. But to make it fair neither you or anyone else get away with anything else.

I wish aluminum foil wasn't deadly if swallowed.

wish granted but it gives u aids

i wish i could **

(What's with you and AIDS?)

Wish granted. But you can't do women.

I wish my sister would leave me alone.

wish granted but she gets a new puppy and it keeps humping ur leg(that happened to me once)

i wish i could see god in person

Granted, but he destroys you for not capitalizing His name. (;D)

I wish that pluto was a, officially, a planet, again.

wish granted but aleins blew it up

i wish all the girls on fanfiction were gay so i can see some lesbian action

Wish granted; all the yuri fanfictions start multiplying, but VERY slowly :D Luckily for me, people seem to like yaoi more; there's plenty to go around ;D -Shotshothsot-

I wish the world wasn't split by religion.

Wish granted, but it splits even more by race.

I wish City of Glass wasn't checked out of my library.

The library filled up with horribly waterlogged copies of it. And I mean HORRIBLY waterlogged.

I wish my library has the rest of the Demonata books :(

wish granted but 100,000 copies are

i wish there was peace in the world

There can be no peace in the world. But somehow it happens and it gets so boring that you start some conflict. Then it stirs up all over again.

I wish that the yaoi fanfictions get more satisfying :/

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