(What happened to the inserts)

You get http://lifeisajoke.com/pictures1002.htm

(scroll down)

*Insert Bad Driving*

XD Nice one.

You get my state.

*Insert Westchester*

You get a nut cracker. Use it wisely.

*insert Capin' Crunch*

You get Cracker Jack's young **.

*Insert Master Monk Guan*

you get to go DIDLS in English on your first day! Look forward to it. ( is it sad that ** remind me of DIDLS?)

*insert brownies*

DIDLs? (XD **, huh.)

You get my hair.

*Insert Naruto*

You get a flu shot.

*insert plume*

You get a squirrel.

*Insert La Victoire*

You get a Hyena.

*insert Sun chips*

You get Kenya.

*Insert OJ*

Ha. You get killed.

*insert insanely dry bagel*

You get Hot Bagel.

*Insert Simeon*

You follow whatever he says.

*insert the coldness*

You become one with Russia, kolkolkol.

*Insert the River Seine*

You become one with pollution

*insert insane high heels my mom made me wear*

You become one with stereotypes. Negative ones (ie. smelly French, Canadians mumbling "eh?" at every turn, Asians speaking Engrish with squinty eyes and yellow skin, Germans being Nazis...).

*Insert Gilbert Beilschmidt*

you get a drunk pigeon which was caught by John Napier

*insert lattice multiplacation*

IM BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ANDIMINTHE 6TH GRADE

(I'm in the ninth grade and toting a rifle for drill xP -Shot-)

You get Hermann von Salz.

And as a bonus, you get the Marquis de Sade. Have fun.

*Insert Angry German Kid*

You get a partial piece of myself.

*Insert my emotions*

You get Kamio Akira.

*Insert Einsamkeit*

You get Darren Shan (the vampire, not the author)

*insert attempt to revive thread*

You get a condom.

*Insert failure*

You get MLIA

*Insert win*

You get my drill commanders and MSG.

*Insert my second lieutenant and staff sergeant*

You get GI Joe

*insert horrible fail of an alto saxophone*

You get my recorder.

*Insert my failage meeting with the promotion board*

You get a twix bar, in case you need a break

*insert little sister's soccor cleat*

You get a harem of signed books from the Midnighters series.

*Insert incest*

*squels* I love the Midnighter's trilogy!!

Ha, you get City of Ashes.

*insert Fahrenheit 451*

OMG, CITY OF ASHES, YES, AT LAST 8D -Glares at Stephenie Meyer's comment on the cover- Stupidest official review given. EVER. I'm biased, but I mean it; it sounds like something a grade-schooler would write.

You get The Handmaid's Tale.

*Insert 1984*

You get my cousin, since I was with him when he bought that book.

*insert food*

You get America's infamous fast food.

*Insert Beethoven*

You get Mozart, because the picture they have of him in my ss book makes him look like a girl.

*insert happiness*

You get Hummel, because he's emo 8D

*Insert Osterrich*

You get a penguin, the other non-flying bird.

*insert Courtney*

I meant Austria in its original name xD

You get Arifia.

*Insert beetles*

You get a yellow submarine

*insert parmesan cheese*

You get mozzarella sticks.

*Insert Italia, Deutschland, 日本× (Wtf, that's how an asterisk looks like in Chinese? XD)

You get my friend's cool flash drive thingy-ma-bob.

*insert flashlight*

You get my phone.

*Insert Jean Reno*

You get Robert Pattinson.

*insert Creeper Alert*

J-CHAN~!!!

You get a loud "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?" doll.

*Insert hurricane glass*

You get a "Has been busy with school and family, and etc. explanation"Doll

*insert security guards*

You get a "WE'VE MISSED YOU :/" doll.

*Insert Sie Gedanken Sind Frei*

You get a candy wrapper.

*insert pumpkin container-like thingy*

You get Gaia online.

*Insert Pocky*

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