This challenge was discussed by fauxPROJECT and I, and we decided that this pairing is for the win as a challenge. So, we decided on this challenge an awful long time ago, before this baord was created. So, here it is, copied and reposted exactly as it originally was. All attempts that I or fauxPROJECT are notified of will most likely be worshipped, as recognition of the work of a false almost-God. In the most non-blashphemous, non-sinful and not at all strange way possible.

CHALLENGE TO ALL THOSE WHO READ THIS:

As a writer, I try to find ways to make my writing innovating. Interesting to read, articulate and well formulated. So for all those who think their writing is of a decent or above par caliber, please take up this challenge.

Write a Sasuke Uchiha x Temari no Sabaku.

Because this pairing is simply wonderful, makes barely any sense other than the fact that she thinks that he is cute, and because it is simply badass. Extra points go to people who include the lines:

1) "I think you are a certified rapist."

2) "I saw them naked in a tomb."

3) "I think you just made that little boy pee his pants."

Mega-extra bonus points go to those who also have Shikamaru Nara x Ino Yamanaka in their story, as a side pairing or as a second main pairing to go along with the story of Sasuke Uchiha x Temari no Sabaku.

So yes, any good writers, I will look forward to seeing your replies to this. I also bet that fauxPROJECT will do as well. Excellent. :)

That my dears, is our challenge for you all.

Okay, so this following prompt comes from Bullwinkle's Lady in the Prompts thread in the Mismatched forum regarding this couple.

TemaSasu: It was as she straddled his waist and licked his cheek that Sasuke slowly came to the realization that she was on top, and he was...the uke.

Perhaps a bit more risque than the above challenge, but if anyone were to do this, they would win epically.

DAC

I am slightly terrified of the secondary outcome.

Oh, I think we know exactly what would occur.

Sasuke would, most likely, not like Konoha's destruction by Pein and would go to fight him, along the way meeting the Sand kunoichi. [Insert fight scene] Temari would win this time, from her loss of their first fight and Karin would [Insert crazy fangirlish scream] freak out.

*sighs*

Could be canon, in a sense, since you cannot spell Sasuke without uke.

DAC

Karin would not just freak out, she would launch herself at Temari who would probably see it as a new challenge and begin to like fiery redheads.

Oh ho, I like where this is going ~ 8D

So, SasuTemaKar? Is that what I'm supposed to assume?

DAC

Beginning of the seven part series, now playing under Nightmare Flame.

Check. It. Out.

DAC

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