Key:

Bold indicates the story title.

Bold and underline will accompany a note. The notes are:

(In progress) means the story is currently being written.

(Completed) is one that won’t show up soon for most fics, but it means the story’s done.

(On hold) means that I’m temporarily dropping that fic to work on the others or, in the case of the epic fics, I need to finish the ones before it.

(Pending review) means that I’m deciding whether or not to abandon that fic.

(Pending plot) means that I’m intrigued by an idea, but don’t have enough plot to work on it.

(Cancelled) means that the fic was destroyed and only exists in the memories of the old readers or on my hard drive. I might one day post all of my cancelled fics, if only for nostalgic purposes.

If there’s a reason that a fic is on hold, excluding lack of time, I’ll list it.

Until the date of posting, assume that each fic title is a working title.

I will list the races of any members of a relationship (originally it was only if it was a sci-fi universe or certain other fics which need the warning but I’ve seen too much horrific fanfiction). Also, ‘underlying tension’ can mean anything from: a mutual attraction that one or both of the pair can’t act on due to circumstances (e.g. married, same sex, wildly varying ages, work, too much of a difference between species etc (though you’ll usually find me linking them together somehow anyway)); one person is attracted to another who doesn’t see them like that or they will get involved, but not until quite late in the story. And if I say that there are no planned relationships, that doesn’t mean there will be none. It just means that the characters haven’t fully formed yet.

Listed here are two hundred and seventy-nine fics. Feel free to shoot me.

Now, on with the list…

Epic Sagas (composed of two or more stories)

Fable

Fable: Shadows over Albion: Game novelisation of Fable. Marek Altan loses his entire family at the age of six. Taken to the Guild of Heroes by a mysterious man known as Maze, Marek learns the ways of the Heroes, the defenders and warriors of Albion. But someone has their eye on Marek. Marek is forced to go on a journey to recover his sister and to save Albion from the darkest evil to rise in centuries. Along the way, Marek will have help from his Hero friends, including Sophie Tala. The two of them will lead the army of good against a seemingly unstoppable demi-god.

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Fable: Chaos Reigns: Takes place fifteen years after SoA. Cassie, Marek and Sophie Altan’s daughter, is now a well-trained young Hero, eager to get out into the real world and do her duty in protecting Albion. But, like her parents before her, she finds that the real world is far more complex than even the Guild’s training scenarios can prepare her for. As she starts to get out of her father’s shadow and make a name for herself as Hawkeye, she comes to the realisation that being a Hero means that sometimes you have to make hard decisions. When her younger brother is corrupted and starts to journey down the path of Twinblade, she does everything in her power to stop him. Even as he destroys the things and the people she loves, her confidence wavers: can she kill her dearest sibling to save countless strangers? Her purpose in life shrouded, Cassie begins to doubt that the life of a Hero was meant for her.

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold) (Pending plot)

Fable: Ghosts of Albion: Although this is my version of Fable II, I am still only labelling it Fable. All of the fics originating from Shadows over Albion will be labelled as Fable. All fics originating from Fable II (even though, in my fics, it also comes from SoA) will be labelled as Fable II. Anyway, this story takes place five hundred years after the events of SoA. Albion has known peace for centuries. Towns and cities thrive, people are happy and the Guild is stronger than ever, enforcing the peace. But all is not well. Lord Bane, a mysterious person from the East, has appeared, bringing with him a vast army of Dark creatures. Taking Albion by surprise, his army cuts a great swathe through the beautiful land before the Guild can mount an effective defence. But who is Lord Bane and what is his true objective?

Planned relationships: Sulis/Marlean (underlying tension) (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Avo’s Crusade: Takes place directly after GoA. The war is over. Lord Bane has achieved total dominion of Albion. The Guild is nothing but dust, its Heroes almost all dead. The few remaining lie low, trying desperately to escape the notice of the Talth army. Only one of them, General Sulis, has the strength of will to stand up for his country. But, when he meets Lord Bane, the Dark Lord unleashes a cataclysm that sweeps the planet, destroying everything it touches. Everything changes: Lord Bane’s forces have finally been routed, but at great cost to Albion. The Guild lies in ruins, the Heroes scattered. From this time of darkness, Lord Bane’s lieutenant, Ssc’ath, rises to his master’s throne and starts to destroy the last of the Heroes, one by one. Struggling to hold together, the Heroes make their desperate last stand at Hollow Creek, the site of Cassie Altan’s death. But, as Ssc’ath’s army approaches, some of the Heroes inexplicably feel that the world is different, that something has happened to Albion and beyond. For some, the Will feels weakened and barely controllable, as though it has been universally drained by some massive act. Eighteen months earlier: Marek Altan, raised from the dead by some unknown force, is lost, alone and confused. As he grieves for his loss of the afterlife, he is contacted by a mysterious, ghostly figure. The Lost One, as the figure claims to be, leads Marek on a quest to find allies for Albion. Lord Bane’s army is beginning its long march West and only Marek can stop him. But, as Marek gathers a group to journey around the world, he begins to suspect that the Lost One has an agenda of their own, one that may play right into Lord Bane’s hands.

Planned relationships: Marek/Nalar (human male/human female), Sulis/Marlean (underlying tension) (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: The Blue Box: Lord Bane is dead, murdered by Ssc’ath. But his last act still brings hope to Marek, who has gathered a force strong enough to take on the legions crossing Albion’s Eastern border. But when the Heroes find ancient records about the Guild, the discovery creates panic and wonder about the nature of the Will. As Ssc’ath comes closer to obtaining the Harkon Amulet, now in Marek’s possession, the Heroes try to activate the Chamber of Fate. But the plan backfires and, instead of destroying the source of all the world’s evil, they unleash it. Now having possessed a Hero, the Source unleashes its fury upon an unsuspecting Albion. Marek, using his fading connection to the Lost One, tries desperately to uncover the truth behind the creation of Albion and learns that not all myths are fiction. In his journey to find and open the Blue Box, the object that created the world, Marek and the Source, which is hoping to destroy the Box, clash against each other repeatedly, leading to a confrontation between Avo’s Tear and the Sword of Aeons and the final destiny of the Will. Depending on the length of Avo’s Crusade, this might be included in the fourth fic. This is also known as The Last Hero.

Planned relationships: Marek/Nalar (human male/human female), Sulis/Marlean (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Twelve: One hundred and sixty years after the second death of Marek Altan, the Will is struggling to return to the world. The Guild of Heroes is a crumbling ruin, the last physical remnant of the Legendary Age. Albion is still beset by bandits, but without magical creatures, it is prospering once more. But when a young man suddenly gains access to the Will, he acts as a conduit for everything to return: trolls, balverines, nymphs and more. When the current ruler of Albion discovers the man’s existence, he orders his death in the hopes of stopping the invasion of his peaceful lands. But Kandro Wolven has a few more tricks up his sleeve than the soldiers expect. Discovering the Conduit to possibly be the most powerful Will-user in history, the King sends his entire army to bring him down. Kandro now has to survive by relying only on his wits, his blade and his companion, a young woman with a few surprises of her own. However, as he uncovers more knowledge about his powers, he discovers that the Will was never meant to be so concentrated in one place and that reality, and his body, is struggling to cope with the strain. This is an unofficial sequel to The Blue Box. Yes, I know that, as the author of both stories, I can’t really write an unofficial anything to it. What the unofficial means is that this isn’t considered as Canon in the series as a) it’s not how I want the story to progress and b) the story doesn’t revolve around the Altan family, unlike the others. It’s only another test of my writing skills before I truly move on to original fiction. Even though, by my writing strategy, I’ll already have moved onto original fiction by the time I start Twelve. Look, I just want to write it, but not include it in the series, okay? It’s fanfiction of fanfiction. There will almost certainly be an official sequel to The Blue Box, but so far I’ve only come up with three characters (only one of which is a main character. The other two will likely be main, but I’m not sure yet) but no actual storyline beyond simple interactions between those three (and one not-so-simple interaction between two of them) and the time it’s set in (six years after the final few paragraphs of TBB, which I’ve already written as what could be a perfect ending for the entire saga if I wasn’t so sequel-happy), so I won’t blurb.

Planned relationships: Kandro/Talian (human male/human female), other OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Pegasus: The sixth story in my Fable series. Abigail Altan spent the first ten years of her life listening to Marek Altan’s epic tales of noble champions, powerful creatures and dark entities, at least until her grandfather passed away in his sleep. She has never quite gotten over discovering the great Hero’s cold and empty body, but on her sixteenth birthday, she receives a strange gift from an unknown source: a longsword. Merely days later, an encounter with a mysterious creature in the woods changes her life forever as she suddenly becomes one of the Will-imbued warriors so often spoken of in Marek’s tales. As she tries to understand why the Will is returning to the world, she uncovers a powerful group trying to bring a legend back to life. And so the stage is set for the final fate of Albion (unless there’s a potential for more sequels *grin*). The title of this fic is, as you may have guessed, connected with the flying horse of Greek mythology. Don’t worry, I doubt I will actually have a flying horse in the story, but they will form a part of the story. The title will change as soon as I can come up with a name for Albion’s version of Pegasus.

Planned relationships: Abigail/Tratto (underlying tension) (human female/human male), Abigail/Malla (underlying tension) (human female/part-human part-nymphic female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable II: My Sweet Rose: Game novelisation of Fable II. When Rose and Lily, two orphans desperate for food, warmth and comfort in the deep Bowerstone winter, find a way out of their situation, they grasp it with both hands. But when their wish goes wrong, Lily finds herself sisterless and broken, physically and mentally. Under the tutelage of a mysteriously familiar woman, she begins the long journey to find the peace she so desperately needs. But fate is a cruel and fickle mistress and Lily finds her life flying past as her hate and anguish continue to grow. As the world grows darker and Archon’s Bane rises once more, Lily realises that, at the end of her journey, the only thing left of her life will be dust and memories. This fic will originate from Shadows over Albion’s Marek, but will ignore all the other fics of that series.

Planned relationships: OCs

Genres (taking random guesses): Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Star Wars

Spoof Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Dennis: Introducing Ome-Wan Kenobi and Quite-Gon Whiskey, the awkwardly named Jedi Padawan and his insane, forgetful, drunkard Master, the greatest odd-couple detective comedy Hollywood never made! Join them as they rescue the Queen of Gagoo, a planet with an extremely high birth rate, from the generically evil buffoons, the Grade Federation, and their army of teacher droids. Feel your jaw drop as they somehow overcome every obstacle in their way in sheer defiance of logic and the laws of physics! Sense your stomach heave at the horrific amount of bad puns! And then there’s the sequels!

Planned relationships: You want relationships?

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(In progress – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Groans: Rejoin Ome-Wan Kenobi and Wanakin ‘Remember the second ‘A’’ Skyplumber for another puke-worthy adventure straight from the same diseased mind as the last lousy excuse for a story! This time, the ex-Queen of Gagoo is under attack by Count Boozula, a Drug Lord of the Spliff, and his posse of homies! Watch in half-astonishment and half-horror as the Jedi Council send two hormonal teens to a remote paradise and still expect them to remain chaste! Stare at the screen as Ome-Wan discovers an army of cloned sheep! It’s not over yet, folks!

Planned relationships: Wanakin/Queen Whatshername (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Spliff: The Phone Wars rages on as BT Telecom lowers its prices once more! Wait… what do you mean that’s not Spoof Wars?! You expect me to come up with another plot?! Oh, bloody hell! Some random war happens and improbable coincidences ensue! Get bored as General Candy Floss searches for a way to replace his pink armour! Scare little children with the tale of Wanakin as he finally succumbs to the power of the Spliff and becomes doomed to spend the rest of his days swearing incoherently for plot purposes! Now go read the sequels to the prequels even though I did the prequels before the sequels (you heard me)!

Planned relationships: Wanakin/Queen Whatshername (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Episode IV: A New Dope: Join characters who weren’t around in the prequels, just for the hell of more stories! Nuke Skyplumber, the violently explosive son of Wanakin, starts his quest to join the Rebellion, joined by: Ken Kookie Kenobi, a familiar-looking old dude with a sweet tooth whose initials almost got him lynched; Han Some, the smuggler with regular beauty treatments; Tobaka, the hairy smoker with dyslexia, and Cria, the princess with emotional problems! Wince as they escape the Meth Star with a stunning amount of author interference! Cheer as the author finally runs out of exclamation points for his summaries. But, sadly, his stories were unaffected…

Planned relationships: None, fortunately

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Gold: Three years after the Meth Star’s destruction, the Yavin system is still high on the large store of drugs contained within, making the system uninhabitable for everyone except Pete Doherty! As the Rebellion’s new base on the (n)ice planet of Hock, rumoured to be God’s frozen spitball, is attacked by Imperial Star Destroyers, the highly-inaccurately named starships with coincidentally highly-inaccurate shooting, the brave Rebel warriors flee for their lives! Han Some takes the Millennium Tug, the fastest hunk of junk tower in the galaxy, to Loud City, with all-week partying, to meet his old friend, Landa Calamari, the man with a fishing addiction! Gasp as Nuke learns about his real father, (Not-)Quite-Gon Whiskey (or is he?)! Sob as the author finds more exclamation marks down the back of the sofa! And the finale is almost here everyone!

Planned relationships: Han Some/Cria (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jihad: With Han Some gone, the Rebel’s budget has gone up considerably now that he isn’t using a ton of beauty products a week! But some people want him back (though nobody’s sure who)! To get Han back, Nuke and his friends have to defeat the loathsome Gabba the Nutt, the senile slug who won’t stop talking, and Bobble Hedd, the bounty hunter with a whole range of comical toys! Finally, the Rebel fleet gathers to defeat the second Meth Star, which seems to have appeared from yet another Author’s Whim! Look on impassively as Nuke fights the Bankor, the monster with cash in its wallet thanks to its saving on expensive CGI! Scratch your head in confusion as you search in vain for any connection to Islam! Sigh in relief as you realise this is the last one!

Planned relationships: Han Some/Cria (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Knights of the Slightly-Less-Old Republic: Also known as Spoof Wars: Episode T-MCCLXXXIX (T minus 1289). A Knights of the Old Republic spoof. I’m purposefully not reading any other KotOR spoofs so that no-one can accuse me of plagiarism. Four thousand years before the horror of Spoof Wars swept the galaxy, Darth Mallet and his evil Spliff army are quickly destroying the Republic and all it stands for (puppies and justice and all that)! The only hope?(!) A pair of amnesiac twins, a clumsy Padawan, a pilot who can’t fly, a depressed Twi’lek, a walking carpet who needs comfort food, a psychotic droid with an obsession for love-songs, a talking trashcan that won’t talk, a cat which won’t purr, an insanely happy Jedi, and a diseased Mandalorian! Cheer as they defeat Mallet and his drug-crazed followers while solving the mystery of Darth Revan and Darth Revan! Get bored as the list of side-quests grows and grows! Ignore me entirely when I say not to read it!

Planned relationships: Jack/Bastila (human male/human female), Jack/Juhani (underlying tension) (human male/Cathar female), Jill/Carth (human female/human male), Jill/Canderous (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Spoof Wars: Knights of the Slightly-Less-Old Republic II: The Spliff Lords (and Lady): Five years after Darth Mallet is defeated, the Republic is getting beaten up for its lunch money once more! Two Spliff Lords (and a mysteriously absent Lady) are searching for the few remaining Jedi in the hopes of annihilating them! They obviously aren’t looking very hard as a motley crew of n00bs locate them instantly! Two Jedi Exiles (banned for being better than the Jedi Council) are joined by a Jedi who hates the Force, a smuggler with relationship issues, a martial artist with parental issues, a spy who escapes detection with his rubbish backstory and fancy British accent, a talking trashcan who’s obviously taken eloquence classes since the original, a psychotic droid who’s now into Meatloaf and Bon Jovi, a bounty hunter with pyromania, a walking carpet with a fear of fire, a blind woman with contact lenses, a large spherical droid with a gambling problem and a small spherical droid with a love of shooting Jedi for ‘training purposes’! Cringe at the title’s length! Frown in confusion as the Jedi hide in plain sight and no-one notices! Cry with horror as the plot dies at the end!

Planned relationships: John/Brianna (human male/human female), John/Visas (underlying tension) (human male/Miralukan female), Jane/Atton (human female/human male), Jane/Mical (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Years of Hell: The Darkness Spreading: AU. Takes place 20 years after the New Jedi Order. Claire Redfield is a mysterious Jedi Knight who was once Anakin Skywalker’s apprentice. She returns to the Republic to warn them of an impending Sith invasion. But, while trying to identify the Sith’s new allies, Claire falls to the Dark side. The fic then spontaneously combusted whilst trying to sort itself out. The two sequels are too complicated to even write down here, but if you want full ‘plots’, just ask.

Planned relationships: OCs

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(Cancelled – Due to complete lack of respect of Star Wars Canon)

Paths of Destiny: Jolee: Jedi Down: Takes place forty years before Knights of the Old Republic. The Jedi have been damaged by the war against Exar Kun. Brother fights sister, master against pupil. No-one is untouched by the devastation sweeping the Order. Jolee Bindo, a rebellious Padawan, fights his wife in the continuing war but cannot summon the will to strike the Dark Jedi down. Nayama then goes on to kill dozens of other Jedi until, finally, in the Battle above Yavin IV, Jolee shoots her down. He returns to the Jedi Council to face his punishment. The entire Paths of Destiny series will only be released on FileFront as it will be included in Harry Potter and the Knights of the Old Republic.

Planned relationships: Jolee/Nayama (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Canderous: Planetfall: Takes place ten years before Knights of the Old Republic. While the Mandalorians prepare for their invasion of Republic space, they attack hundreds of worlds in the Outer Rim to collect their resources. One of the worlds is known as Althir. Canderous, a young Mandalorian rising rapidly through the ranks is in command of a small battle group in the siege of Althir. His daring tactics win the battle far more easily than anticipated and gain him command of an entire fleet.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/War

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Juhani: Dreams: Takes place nine to six years before Knights of the Old Republic. Juhani, a young Cathar Jedi, is instrumental in the fall of Darth Malak and the Sith, but she trusts only a certain few with the knowledge of her origins. As a young girl, her parents fled their homeworld to escape the Mandalorian bombardment, but made the mistake of settling on Taris, a planet legendary for its hatred of non-humans. When her parents die, Juhani is put on the slave market until a small group of Jedi, gathering soldiers to help fight the Mandalorian threat, put a stop to the auctions. Juhani, awed by the charismatic leader of the Jedi, Revan, swears to become just like him and dreams of becoming a Jedi.

Planned relationships: Juhani/Revan (fantasy) (Cathar female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/War/Angst

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Zaalbar: Madclaw: Takes place three years before Knights of the Old Republic. On Kashyyyk, a planet far from war, the village of Rwookrorro is on guard from the slavers who have recently landed on the planet. Zaalbar, a young Wookie, is the son of the chieftain of Rwookrorro. When he discovers his brother making deals with the slavers, he goes insane with anger. He attacks and breaks one of the Wookies most sacred vows, using his claws as a weapon. Exiled by his village, Zaalbar sneaks aboard the slaver ship and leaves Kashyyyk, expecting to never return.

Planned relationships: Zaalbar/Wrosalla (Wookiee male/Wookiee female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Mission: These Mean Streets: Takes place two to six years before Knights of the Old Republic. Mission is just a girl when her brother’s dirty dealings force them to run from the law and escape to Taris. Griff, however, doesn’t learn from his mistakes. He teaches his little sister how to wield a vibroblade and pick locks and all the tricks a thief would need to know. However, when Griff is forced to leave Taris as well, he leaves Mission behind. Mission, thanks to Griff’s training, has an easier time surviving in the Lower City than most would. She also has the help of a friendly Wookie she discovered.

Planned relationships: Griff/Lena (Twi’lek male/Twi’lek female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: HK-47: Assassination Protocols: Takes place two years before Knights of the Old Republic. HK-47 is described, quite accurately, as psychotic. However, he is a droid that also possesses a great deal of personality and humour, even if he doesn’t realise what he said was funny. Activating for the first time, HK-47 discovers his role in the galaxy far more easily than most. He is sent to assassinate people, quietly or otherwise, and he comes back successful every time.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/War

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Bastila: To Die For: Takes place one to two years before Knights of the Old Republic. Bastila Shan is still a Padawan when the Jedi Civil War begins. Learning about the leader of the Sith fleet, Revan, she is horrified, desperately trying to understand how her friend could have fallen so far. When the Jedi have need of her special abilities, she drives the Sith back in battle after battle, though the enemy fleet still continues to grow. Quickly wearying of the war, she is pleased to learn that the Jedi are sending in a strike team to capture Revan. She is less pleased when she learns that she is to command it. Can she capture the man she admired, possibly even loved? Or will she falter and fall to the dark side herself?

Planned relationships: Bastila/Revan (underlying tension/flashbacks) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Revan: Malak’s Betrayal: Takes place one year before Knights of the Old Republic. Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith, is highly confident of his abilities. So when a small Jedi strike team invades his flagship, he isn’t very concerned. But his apprentice cowardly betrays him and tries to destroy his ship. Revan must fight the Jedi and capture the leader for conversion to the dark side before the Overlord is destroyed.

Planned relationships: Revan/Bastila (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(Completed)

Paths of Destiny: Bastila: Under the Stars: Takes place one year before Knights of the Old Republic. Revan is dead. Bastila brings his body back to the Jedi Enclave on Dantooine for burial, still believing that he could have been redeemed. As he is buried, Bastila thinks about all the good times she had with him and the occasions when their friendship had almost become something more. This synopsis is purposefully not accurate due to incredibly major spoilers for Knights of the Old Republic.

Planned relationships: Revan/Bastila (underlying tension/flashbacks) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Paths of Destiny: Carth: Destruction: Takes place one year before Knights of the Old Republic. The timeline is contradictory, so this is where I place it. After Revan’s death, Malak assumes total control of the Sith fleet. Thousands more flock to the Sith, desperate for power. Republic Admiral Saul Karath tries to convince the Republic’s best fighter pilot, Carth Onasi, to join him in defecting. Carth, not wanting to believe what he’s hearing, ignores the request. A day later, he pays for his decision when the Sith start to bomb his world of Telos into rubble.

Planned relationships: Carth/Whatever his wife was called (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Speed

Speed Limit: A spoof of Speed. After convincing a not-so-terrorist to commit suicide, team-killer Mr. Anderson… I mean, Jack Traven, an L.A.P.D. SWAT team bomb expert with no expertise with bombs, is awarded the Cheap Silver Watch of Hostage Shooting. But Dennis Hopper, angry that his character was killed off so early in the fic, returns to seek his revenge. Planting a deadly explosive on a bus, he demands three million dollars (or at least a role in the sequel) or the bus will explode. Jack, having suicidally found his way onto the bus, now has to keep the vehicle cruising along at under ten miles per hour or the fic will end prematurely.

Planned relationships: Jack/Annie (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Speed Limit 2: Crowd Control: Some time later… Jack and Annie have gone their separate ways, due to an incident with a car, a German window cleaner and a banana. They don’t really like to talk about it. But she is back with an already established love interest that looks and acts just like Jack, but has a far worse actor and much shoddier scriptwriting. She doesn’t really like to talk about that either. Coincidentally, they are on a boat together when a crazy computer genius comes along and takes over said boat. Stuff happens and only they can save the day. Just your typical Hollywood cash-in then…

Planned relationships: Alex/Annie (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Die Hard

Dye Hard: A spoof of Die Hard. John McClane is an ex-cop in New York City and now makes a living as a successful hair stylist. On Christmas Eve, he arrives in Los Angeles to spend the holidays with his estranged wife, even though they haven’t talked for God knows how long. But as McClane waits for his wife’s office party to break up, terrorists seize control of the building (is LA a terrorist magnet or something?). While the terrorist leader, Hans Gruber and his insane posse round up hostages, McClane slips through a plothole and escapes unnoticed. Armed only with a hairdryer and his styling tips, McClane launches his own one-man war on bad hair.

Planned relationships: John/Holly (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Dye Hard 2: Dye Harder: On a snowy Christmas Eve (again?) in the nation’s capital (would that be ‘U’, ‘S’ or ‘A’?), a team of terrorists has seized a non-existent major international airport and now holds thousands of holiday travellers hostage. The terrorists, a renegade band of crack(-snorting) military commandos led by a murderous rogue officer (well, duh), have only one demand: put an end to the clichés… oh, and also the release of a drug lord, but that’s a secondary objective. They’ve prepared for every contingency except one: John McClane, an off-duty stylist gripped with a feeling of deadly déjà vu (the baggage handlers lost his hair gel). Of course, terrorists aren’t his only problem (shame on you for thinking that). He also has to battle an incompetent airport police chief, the hard-headed commander of the Army’s anti-anti-terrorist squad (err… spoiler alert… retroactively) and a not-so-deadly winter snowstorm. The runways are littered with death and destruction (it’s the same place they filmed Speed Limit) and McClane is in a race against time. His wife is coincidentally trapped on one of the planes circling overhead, which is desperately low on fuel at a dramatic time.

Planned relationships: John/Holly (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Dye Hard with a Vengeance: Back in New York City an unspecified amount of time later… Fed up with terrorists on Christmas Eve, John McClane locked the door that day and refused to go out. The Green Goblin politely asked him to rescue some hostages, but the stylist referred him to Spiderman. So the terrorists had to redraw their plans. John now spends his days roaming the streets and attacking innocent civilians, restyling their hair to his liking, before escaping into the night. But of course, that strange existence has to be destroyed. McClane’s newest foe wreaks havoc in downtown Manhattan and then reveals that more destruction will follow through the city if his demands are not met (which doesn’t really surprise anyone). Caught in a twisted game of hide-and-seek, McClane and some random sidekick race against time and frantically attempt to cause… I mean, stop further ruin. Dodging unforeseen danger at every turn (but hitting pedestrians on every sidewalk), McClane takes not-so-non-stop action and not-very-narrow escapes to the ultimate extremes. Except in the next fic, Dye Hard 4.0244.1832.102b (now with Microsoft version numbering!).

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody/Romance

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Night of the Living Dead

Night of the Living Bread: A spoof of Night of the Living Dead. The idea isn’t mine. It belongs to someone who made an eight-minute spoof film of Night. I don’t know who and I don’t know where as I’ve never seen it, only heard of it. Since I’ve never seen it, I can’t be accused of copying. Therefore, apart from the basic idea, this is totally original. As Barbara and Johnnie visit their mother’s grave, they are attacked by a gigantic loaf of bread. Johnnie dies quickly due to a tragic and previously unknown allergy to dough and Barbara flees to a nearby farmhouse, where other survivors are holed up away from the relentless attack of wholegrain. But, as petty rivalries tear the group apart, the unbread manage to find a way into the house. This is based off of the 1990 colour remake as a) I can never find a copy of the 1968 original and b) the remake has Barbara as a good modern woman rather than a tragically repressed housewife. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Dawn of the Bread: The unbread have swept the entire planet, leaving only crumbs in their wake. Fleeing from one of the few television stations still active, a group of survivors steal a helicopter and go on a merry jaunt to the mall. Clearing out the threat, the group enjoys a vacation at the mall without having to worry about their lack of dough (money-dough, not bready-dough). But a random gang of bikers threaten to ruin it all as they ride through the mall on their mopeds-in-disguise and randomly nick ovens. This is based on the 1978 original, though I may consider doing a version for the 2004 remake. And I would if I could, but Shaun of the Dead isn’t going to be done. It’s very hard to parody a parody.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Day of the Bread: The world is completely overwhelmed. The few survivors of the unbread apocalypse are now struggling to survive in isolated regions. One group, holed up in a military base, is struggling to develop a toaster gun to defeat the high-in-fibre menace. They’ve never heard of flamethrowers, by the way. The only way to defeat them without the toaster gun is to stab them in the heart with a bread knife, upon which they turn to flour. Or is that the wrong species of bread? Led by a psychotic leader who thinks he’s a cowboy, the military go rogue and try to kill everyone, including each other. But when the ever-increasing army of unbread is let in by one of the aforementioned morons, the fight to kill each other turns into a fight to avoid the infuriated Bub the Medium-Sliced. This is based off of… I don’t know. I think it’s the original, but I can’t find a year anywhere on the box or disc. If I can ever find a copy, I may do a version of the 2008 remake along with the rumoured Army of the Dead, both by the guy responsible for the 2004 Dawn remake.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Land of the Bread: Somehow, there are now thousands of survivors of the doughy onslaught. No-one knows how. The unbread have been nicknamed ‘Stenches’, presumably a reference to the mouldy growths now covering their bodies. After angering a larger-than-normal loaf with a curious immunity to the loaves newly discovered weakness to shiny objects, the humans of Old New York City ignore the growing threat of cholesterol. But then, what do you know? A moron decides to go and threaten the rest of them for money in a world where he can’t do a thing with it. And, as the bread army rises from the river, soggy and limp, the humans continue to be damn stupid and hopefully they all die. Umm… I mean… go us? This is based off of the only one there is. Go figure.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Diary of the Bread: I am so, so sorry, but it’s a George A. Romero film so it therefore must be breadified. I’m not sure how many of you know of Diary of the Dead as I believe it was straight to DVD (maybe Land was a flop?). If you find a copy and you’re into the series, I suggest you give it a go no matter what you’ve heard about it. If nothing else, it’s an interesting use of cameras and I think Romero should get an award for being so daring. All handheld? Classic. Anyway, the bread spoof… After attempting to shoot a kinky horror film with a horny mummy (though all mummies seem to be male), a group of students and their teacher of kinky Vietnamese horror films (or something) flee from the armies of bread appearing around the world. After running over a toasted bacon sandwich and some blueberry muffins, a suicidal moron tries to kill herself but can’t even achieve it with a gun (thereby cementing her stupidity for all eternity). Journeying to a hospital, they learn how to defeat bread with the help of a conveniently placed plot device and go on a journey of minor proportions to discover the mummy guy’s new zoo.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Horror/Humour/Parody

(On hold – Deciding whether or not to use script format)

Star Trek: Other (Doesn’t fit into any specific series)

Star Trek: Elite Force: The Harvester Incident: Game novelisation of Star Trek: Voyager: Elite Force. The Hazard team is a small group of elite men and women aboard USS Voyager NCC-74565, created to go to places deemed too dangerous for traditional away teams. During their training, Voyager is attacked by an alien probe of unknown origin and transported to a graveyard of starships. The Hazard team must learn to trust each other and uncover the secrets of their captor if Voyager is to stand any chance of surviving.

Planned relationships: Alex/Telsia (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Chang/Jurot (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst

(On hold – Need to learn more about Voyager to place it at the correct moment in history)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Awakening: Game novelisation of Star Trek: Elite Force II. After the events of ‘Endgame’, the Hazard team is split apart by Starfleet and they are spread throughout the Federation. Two years later, the training methods of Alex at Starfleet Academy catch the attention of Jean-Luc Picard, who recreates the Hazard team on the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E. Alex is forced to settle with an almost entirely new team until a distress call by the USS Dallas NCC-2019 brings the remains of the team together. As they are drawn into a millennia-old conspiracy, the crew of the Enterprise discover a faction of the Romulan Star Empire ready to launch a full-scale invasion of the Alpha Quadrant with a new weapon that radically alters the balance of power in the galaxy. May have parts of Nemesis in depending on the timeline.

Planned relationships: Alex/Telsia (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Alex/Kleeya (underlying tension) (human male/Idryll female), Chang/Jurot (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Korban/Sydney (underlying tension) (Klingon male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War

(On hold – Need to learn more about the Dominion War)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Uprising: Part three of the EF series. A year after the events of Awakening, Hazard teams are being implemented around the Federation, Alex having proven their worth in the Exomorph Conflict. And the Federation is in dire need of them. The colony on Blizzard IV has been vaporised by a large alien fleet. The Kessok, having joined the Federation, identify them as the ‘Moloth’, a race that believes, without doubt, in its superiority over the rest of the universe. The Moloth have conquered over five hundred star systems without trouble and have gained enough power to finally challenge the Federation in a face-to-face conflict. And the only key to their defeat lies in a Federation starship that has been lost for over two hundred years.

Planned relationships: Alex/Telsia (human male/human female), Alex/Salisa (human male/Chameloid) (underlying tension), Chang/Jurot (human male/human female), Korban/Sydney (Klingon male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War

(On hold)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Grave Danger: Part four of the EF series. Two years after the Moloth invasion, the Federation is back to full strength and has turned its primary mission back to exploration. Alex and Telsia now have a young daughter and are thinking of retiring from Starfleet to live at peace on Earth. But retirement plans are crushed when the Borg launch a brutal attack on the Federation, assimilating anything that stands in their way. After Earth is assimilated, the Federation scatters in all directions, searching for refuge. But, as Alex knows, the Borg will not stop until everything in the galaxy is under their control. He also knows that the Borg took his wife and daughter away from him; and he will not stop until every Borg in the galaxy lies dead at his feet in atonement for his loss.

Planned relationships: Alex/Telsia (human male/human female), Alex/Salisa (human male/Chameloid), Chang/Jurot (human male/human female), Korban/Sydney (Klingon male/human female), Picard/Crusher, Riker/Troi (human male/half-human half-Betazoid female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

CSI

CSI: Songs of Evil: Set at some point in Season Seven. When a young woman comes into the police station, reporting a rape, the CSI’s investigate. What started out as a friendly one-night stand quickly turned sour for the woman as the man became more and more violent. I’m unable to say any more as I can’t think of a way to say anything else without unleashing big spoilers. This will also include other crimes, but I haven’t thought of any yet.

Planned relationships: Gil/Sara (possible) (human male/human female)

Genres: Crime/Angst/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

CSI: Melodies of Sin: Part two of the Songs of Evil trilogy. As the CSI’s wrap up a triple homicide, a brutal rape is reported. Linking the similarities between the victim and a previous case, Gil realises that they have a serial rapist on their hands: a rapist who is rapidly growing in aggressiveness. As before, I can’t say any more. This will also include some more crimes.

Planned relationships: Gil/Sara (possible) (human male/human female)

Genres: Crime/Angst/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

CSI: Hymns of Malevolence: Part three of the Songs of Evil trilogy. When the police find a body in a hotel room, the CSI’s link the woman to their previous cases when they match a sample of semen to the still unknown sample they acquired before. But, fortunately the corpse reveals other clues: clues that help to track down the Singing Rapist. However, when they finally catch him, Gil realises that they have the wrong man. Once again, can’t say more. There may not be other crimes in this one.

Planned relationships: Gil/Sara (possible) (human male/human female)

Genres: Crime/Angst/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

Mass Effect

Mass Effect: The Reaping: Game novelisation of Mass Effect. Twenty-six years after humanity’s disastrous first contact with an alien race, it has fully recovered and is now a full, if slightly cautious, member of Citadel space, the area of the galaxy controlled by an alliance between dozens of races. Following a devastating attack on its first colony, Eden Prime, humanity prepares for war against the geth, a race of synthetic AIs, and their traitorous leader, Saren Arterius. But, unless the crew of the SSV Normandy can find Saren, the cycle of death will begin once again and all life in the galaxy will die.

Planned relationships: John/Ashley (human male/human female), John/Liara (underlying tension) (human male/asari), John/Sha’ira (underlying tension) (human male/asari), Kaiden/Liara (underlying tension) (human male/asari)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Mass Effect: Cleansing: Set three hundred years after The Reaping. The Reaper invasion was stopped before it could begin. But the death of the Reaper leading the attack on the Citadel has alerted the rest of the species. Taking centuries to travel through the depths of the intergalactic void without the aid of mass relays, the Reapers have finally arrived. Discovering exactly what happened to their vanguard, the Reapers decide to end the cycle once and for all, preventing organic life from ever existing again.

Planned relationships: Chris/Alimay (human male/quarian female), Catherine/Silara (human female/asari)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Eragon

Inferno: A rewrite of the Inheritance series. This is because, while I find the books quite good, or at least interesting, there’s no denying that some parts (okay, most parts) are… well, to be frank, utter rubbish. Though it is far better than a lot of fanfics I’ve read, it still surprises me that it was ever published until cleaned up. I’ve been reading an excellent spork of the first two books in the series and they inspired me to write my own version of these books. For obvious reasons, I’ll wait until I’ve read the final book before I properly start this (or when I get bored thanks to Paolini torturing us with a fourth book), although I have written a few minor scenes. I don’t want to screw myself up by writing something that’s heavily contradicted in the final part. Light contradiction is fine though. Plenty of that already. While there is only one fic in this section, I’ve put it here because, depending on the length, I might split it into four parts. If so, they will be called Line in the Sand for the first, Flesh and Blood for the second, Trinity for the third (though the alternate title I once planned, Unending, gave me a laugh when I heard about the fourth book) and Emergence or Outcast for the last. The last two are a total guess until I have more to go on, though large parts wildly separate from the books in the name of logic. And no, if you look at the relationships part, Saphira is not a draconic slut (*pointly ignores mental imagery*). She needs to breed with every male possible for the dragons to stand a chance of rebuilding themselves. By the way, in case Paolini’s lawyers complain about this, you can’t take me to court. If you try, I’ll just phone up George Lucas, Christopher Tolkien and Anne McCaffrey and possibly others and just ask them to chip in for legal costs as it suits their purposes too. Also, I’ll claim it’s a breach of my human rights (suppression of free speech and all that) and see if I can get that damn Human Rights Act to do something useful for once. Therefore, don’t bother trying. Have a nice day!

Planned relationships: Eragon/Arya (underlying tension) (humale male/elven female), Roran/Katrina (human male/human female), Saphira/Glaedr (dragon female/dragon male), Saphira/Thorn (dragon female/dragon male) (possible)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

The Lord of the Rings

Why Won’t You Die?!: Aragorn: This series will explore the myriad mistakes that Suethors make in writing LotR fics, specifically character swapping fics. Everyone underestimates the important Sam had on the quest. I was one of those until I truly thought about it. So, what would happen if Aragorn went with Frodo instead of Sam? No, it would not all end in hugs and bunnies. Everyone who said so, stand up so I can shoot you. What would happen is chaos and the deaths of many, many more than in Canon. So far, this will only be a list of the most likely things to happen with some small scenes in, but I might decide to write actual fics of some of these. I’m also searching for a better title.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Boromir: I think that even the Suethors will know how this one ends. Unlike the majority of others, the AU part will have to extend slightly before the battle at Amon Hen. Unlike the majority of others, this one will likely end in Emyn Muil or near there. And no, Boromir will not be immune from corruption if he has comfort sex with Frodo. Which he won’t. Stop whining.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Legolas: I have heard it argued that Legolas has the least use in the journey, but I’m not sure myself. However, in this, I think I’ll have him shoot Frodo before he can put on the Ring in Orodruin. That’s if dear little ‘Leggy’ *shudder* hasn’t been corrupted. Actually, screw it. I’m corrupting him (at least slightly) just to piss off Orli fangirls. *maniacal laughter*

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Merry: This fic will spell doom for Minas Tirith. No Merry equals dead Eowyn means dead everyone else. What else will happen, I have no idea. To be honest, it’s very hard to come up with different blurbs for these fics and so I’m just going to list one massive plot change for the rest.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Pippin: Faramir would likely burn to death in this one and… um… that troll would kill Beregond and… err… Merry might not find the pipeweed? Other things will happen, but my mind’s not working at the moment (he says right before remembering the bloody palantir).

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Gimli: Well, first, Legolas and Gimli wouldn’t be as good friends, ruining all chances of that slash fanfiction I keep seeing (although they were already ruined if you’d actually done more than seen the movie). You may cheer now. *grin* Secondly, I can’t see Gimli winning easily against Shelob, but I have no idea how this will turn out.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Gandalf: Basically, everyone will die. No Rohan soldiers to assist at Helm’s Deep. Pippin wouldn’t go to Minas Tirith and Sauron would be looking for the Ring entering Mordor. No rallying point for the Gondorian soldiers. Yep, they’re amazingly screwed. Have fun.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Faramir: To be honest, I’ve got no idea what I’ll do here. One theory I have is that Denethor wouldn’t risk Boromir to retake Osgiliath and so wouldn’t have lost a load of men. Also, Boromir and Faramir would fight over the Ring and possibly try to kill for whatever reason (either from corruption or from Faramir trying to help Frodo get to Mordor). But I’ve got no clue.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Glorfindel: This fic is slightly different than the others. The others swapped Frodo’s companion. This changes the Fellowship itself. What if Gwaihir the Winglord had failed to take Gandalf away from Orthanc and into Rohan? With Gandalf still trapped in Isengard, Glorfindel is chosen to be the Fellowship’s ninth member. This fic assumes that the Glorfindel in the Fellowship of the Ring is the same Glorfindel who died destroying a Balrog in the Silmarillion.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

The Chord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: A musical of the Lord of the Rings. Featuring such copyright-infringing classics as ‘Ai! Ai! A Balrog Is Come!’, ‘They Are Taking The Hobbits To Isengard!’ and Gimli’s cringe-inducing solo ‘Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It’s Off To Death We Go!’ But you’ll be grateful that it’s not his ‘Ode to Galadriel’ that the author is desperately hoping Celine Dion doesn’t notice. The fic will have two sequels, The Two Towers and The Return of the King, but I can’t be bother coming up with any blurbs that’ll say exactly the same thing as this.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Arwen (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (Dunedain male/Sindarin female), Sam/Rosie (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (hobbit male/hobbit female)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Musical/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Command and Conquer: Red Alert II

Liberty’s Cage: A Red Alert II game novelisation. I’m doing a lot of these, aren’t I? Anyway, for those of you not into C&C, shame on you, I’ll give you a brief synopsis. Years after Stalin’s fall from power after his attempt to control the world, the Allies and the Soviets are once again at peace, thanks to freedom-loving Premier Romanov. But Romanov secretly burns with hatred for the Allies who destroyed his country’s power. Developing new technologies, Russia is determined not to fail this time. The Allies are totally unprepared for the invasion and their counter-strike is completely ineffective. Now, the fate of the Allies depends on a young and untested Commander. This story will tell the Allied campaign, but will do as many Soviet levels as possible, even if I have to edit the outcome slightly.

Planned relationships: Alex Ashton (Allied Commander)/Tanya (human male/human female), Alex/Eva (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Nicholai Lazaroff (Soviet Commander)/Zofia (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Prisoners of a Mind: A Yuri’s Revenge game novelisation. A month after the Soviet’s defeat, the Allies have finally lowered their guard. However, they had assumed, wrongly, that the Soviet Commander had killed Yuri near the end of the war. Strange towers suddenly appear across the world, including one on Alcatraz Island. After discovering the immense power they hold, President Dugan orders an immediate air strike. While partially successful, the Psychic Dominators around the globe activate as one, brainwashing the minds of every man, woman and child in existence. The remaining Allies still true to the concept of free will, holed up in San Franciso, must quickly find a way to stop Yuri when the whole world is literally against them. I’ve got big plans for this one, like a Tanya/Boris showdown. Again, this will be the Allied campaign first and Soviet secondary (although both of the endings happen). And yes, I will definitely be including Rexy the T-Rex (both game and cutscene versions). If you haven’t discovered Rexy, you are a complete n00b and should be shunned. E-mail me for instructions on obtaining him.

Planned relationships: Alex/Tanya (human male/human female), Alex/Eva (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Nicholai/Zofia (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Command & Conquer: Generals

Attrition: A Generals game novelisation. I haven’t really thought of much for it yet so this and its sequel may be cancelled if Liberty’s Cage takes up most of the ideas. I want to do this because Generals was a pretty good game with only one truly major flaw: Why am I nuking Arabs again? The premise of a modern war between the world’s superpowers and terrorists was a good one, but it did a terrible job at a storyline. It was just battle after battle after battle with no plot governing the whole thing. Zero Hour improved slightly, but not by much. So I need to come up with a hell of a plotline for this or I’ll just abandon it.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(Pending plot) (Pending review)

Home Soil: A Zero Hour game novelisation. The above rules apply to this fic as well, but at least ZH gave me a bit to work with. With the Global Liberation Army driven back to remote parts of Asia, the citizens of the United States believe that the war is won and clamour for their families’ safe return. But the Generals know that the GLA is regrouping with terrifying speed under the leadership of a new bio-weapon expert. With the destruction of one of their European naval bases, the USA are suddenly on the defensive once more, fighting for every inch of ground. But the enemies are now on American soil and can now strike from within.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(Pending plot) (Pending review)

Dark Angel

Dark Angel: Season Three: Yeah, another big project. I wish that they would make it themselves because I really doubt I can compare, but I have this urge to fill in the plotholes. What is the Coming? What happened to Lydecker? How will the transgenics survive under constant siege? Will Joshua get over Annie’s death? And, my personal favourite, is something happening to Logan? There are twenty-on stories in this series.

Planned relationships: Max/Logan (underlying tension) (genetically-enhanced human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Correcting of Past Mistakes: AU. Harry loses the war against Voldemort. He travels back in time to try to stop it from all happening, but something goes wrong. When a series of unstoppable events hurtle his way, his only option is to pray that his desperate move wasn’t in vain. Adopting his younger self, he starts to train everyone around him for the upcoming war, little realising that he’s playing right into his opponent’s hands… an opponent far worse than Voldemort.

Planned relationships: Harry (Chris)/Ginny (Rachel) (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), George/OC (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Crossovers

Harry Potter and the Year of Prophecy: Part two of the CoPM saga. A Harry Potter/Stargate crossover. It has been eight years since the events of CoPM. Hunting down the Dark wizard responsible for his grandchild’s murder, Chris finds himself captured by Stargate Command, who he agrees to help on the condition that he learns more about the Ancients. When Cassie is kidnapped by a band of unidentified soldiers, a chain reaction of galactic proportions is started and no-one will be able to escape the path destiny places before them. At the same times, dark eyes are watching the Potters… waiting for their chance for revenge. Full plot available if you ask.

Planned relationships: Chris/Rachel (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), George/Sophie (human male/human female), Cassie/OC (human female/human male), Chloe/OC (human female/human female) (underlying tension)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Origin of the Ancients: Part three of the CoPM saga. A Harry Potter/Stargate crossover. Three months after the end of YoP, SG-1 has been disbanded. The Abraxan Alliance has been completely shattered, the bonds linking each species together irreparably severed. But when Daniel and Vala make contact with the Ori, a merciless offshoot of the Ancients, SG-1 is called back together to help stop the god-like beings. Cassie rallies the support of New Abraxa, the planet she now almost considers home, and they start to prepare for the first wave of enemy troops. But Earth isn’t prepared for the Ori and New Abraxa is still waging a war against itself as the Imperialist fleet attempts to wipe out all opposition. Discovering the possibility of salvation with technology created by Merlin thousands of years ago, the Milky Way searches frantically for the weapon to destroy their enemies. But the Ori strike first, creating a devastating battle for the Supergate. The shadow around the Potters begins to thicken as Cassie’s worst enemy is resurrected as a servant of the Ori. Full plot available if you ask.

Planned relationships: Chris/Rachel (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), George/Sophie (human male/human female), Cassie/Kyle (human female/human male), Chloe/Summer (human female/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the War of the Gods: Part four of the CoPM saga. A Harry Potter/Stargate crossover. Set immediately after the failed defence of the Supergate, Earth and New Abraxa plan desperate tactics as the Ori battlecruisers conquer world after world with little trouble. The war has taken its toll on personal relationships as well as Cassie is forced to hide the devastating truth about her role in the lost Battle of Prandum, leaving her family ruined and herself on the verge of a complete breakdown. As the Ori fleet draws ever nearer to New Abraxa, Earth finds the Sangraal, the Ori-destroying weapon. Taking control of a downed Ori ship and the Supergate, the weapon is sent through the Supergate to the Ori home galaxy. But the assumed death of the gods is not enough as more Ori ships arrive, led by the reborn Galron. Cassie is forced on the run as Galron, the Ori and even Blackwatch, the Imperialist special forces, are very interested in the baby currently residing in Cassie’s womb. But not everything is as it seems. As the darkness finally reveals itself, Galron turns on her masters in an effort to destroy the seemingly unbeatable Ori as the residents of New Abraxa launch a devastating attack on their homeworld with stolen Crelect technology. Full plot available if you ask.

Planned relationships: Chris/Rachel (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), George/Sophie (human male/human female), Cassie/Kyle (human female/human male), Chloe/Summer (flashbacks) (human female/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Seedship War: Part five of the CoPM saga. A Harry Potter/Stargate crossover. Five thousand years after the events of WotG, the Terran Alliance has spread across three-quarters of the known universe, seeding life as it goes. Excluding the occasional diplomatic problem, the Alliance has known millennia of peace. But when they encounter a galaxy with its own life, they find themselves plunged into war. The Arachania are a xenophobic race and do not take kindly to the Alliance’s attempts to make contact. Five years of war have no real impact as both sides capture worlds and then terraform them to their own needs. But in the middle of a huge battle, a temporal anomaly spits out Abraxa’s Sword, the five-thousand-year-old flagship of New Abraxa. Cassie, who is on the ship, is thrown into a war she doesn’t belong in. She has to decide whether to help the Alliance win the war now, or to delay their expansion into the universe.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(Pending review – Might change a few names and events and call it original fiction)

Harry Potter and the Flames of Darkness: A Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. Harry, Ginny and Draco are found by the Jedi when Harry somehow uses the Force. They are taken to Coruscant where they are trained as Jedi to serve the Republic as the guardians of peace and justice. But the Sith have returned. Voldemort has learned the Dark side of the Force and forms a plan to destroy the Jedi Order. Unbeknownst to the Jedi, they are walking right into the trap. Spans twelve years before Episode I to Episode I.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Qui-Gon/Tahl (possible) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Impending Storm: Harry has taken on the task of training the supposed Chosen One, Anakin, and his own daughter, Dawn. While he wasn’t expecting it to be easy, his job is made much more difficult with the arrival of a Dark Jedi who stalks the Potters and Anakin. Laying a trap for the new threat, they discover that it is Voldemort who is causing the problems. When the Jedi discover an army on Kamino, the trap begins to tighten further and the end of the Republic draws near. Spans Episode I to Episode II.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female), Draco/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Burning Light: The Clone Wars rage throughout the galaxy with everyone forced to choose a side. Neutrality is not an option. The Sith have revealed themselves and the Separatists are forcing the Republic to retreat further and further until even the Core worlds are at risk. The Kaminoans are churning out thousands more clones, but even that may not be enough. As Dark threatens to overwhelm the Light, the Jedi launch a desperate mission to destroy the leader of the Separatist armies. The trap springs. With the Jedi scattered throughout the galaxy and Voldemort in command of the Empire, Harry and Yoda have to find a safe place to prepare for a resistance. But the Empire follows them, determined not to let a single Jedi escape their clutches. Spans Episode II to one year after Episode III.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female), Draco/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Force of Destiny: With the death of Harry, the fledgling Rebellion has taken a major blow. Ginny returns to Earth to find the Horcruxes and, hopefully, some peace to allow her to heal from the loss of her husband. But the Force has different ideas. When the Horcruxes have all been destroyed, the Jedi hatch a dangerous plan to retake the Jedi Temple and retrieve the vast amount of information stored there. Darth Vader, however, is waiting for them and he wants revenge. Spans one year after Episode III to five years after Episode III. Includes an alternate ending.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Knights of the Old Republic: Having travelled into the Unknown Regions after a faint cry of help through the Force, Harry returns with a group of comatose companions. When they recover, they reveal that they have been in stasis for almost four thousand years. They tell the tale of Darth Malak and his bid to rule the galaxy with the iron fist of the Sith. History repeats itself as the Jedi’s refuge is attacked by an Imperial fleet. But the war has only begun. Spans 3,924 years before Episode I to five years after Episode III. Game novelisation or Knights of the Old Republic.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Sith Lords: Having repelled the Imperial fleet, the Jedi are safe for a time. They interrogate the rest of the group that Harry found, revealing the truth about the three Sith Lords, Darth Nihilus, Darth Sion and Darth Traya. They hope that, by learning about the past Sith, they will understand and be able to defeat the current Sith. But the hope is brutally crushed when Bothan spies report that Voldemort has cracked the time dilation field around Earth and has brought his Death Eaters into the galaxy to create an army of Sith. The stage is slowly being set for the final confrontation. Spans 3,919 years before Episode I to five years after Episode III. Game novelisation of Knights of the Old Republic II.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Forged Alliance: With a Sith army being trained, news emerges on the possible location of the Dark Jedi Dawn Skywalker née Potter. Harry and Ginny lead a strike force to Korriban to find their daughter and to bring her back or, if the worst happens, kill her before she endangers the Rebel Alliance. But the intelligence reports don’t even come close to the truth. Now, with the Jedi ranks bolstered and the Sith army weakened considerably, the Alliance seems closer to victory than ever. But there is a traitor amongst the Rebels, someone eerily familiar to Harry. Spans five years after Episode III to Episode IV.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female), Luke/Mara (human male/human female), Leia/Han (human female/human male), Summer/Kelma (human female/Bothan male), Jacob/Tar’in (human male/Twi’lek female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Coming of Fate: With the Death Star destroyed against all the odds, the Rebellion flees from Yavin IV, the Jedi scattered once more and unlikely to ever return to their full power. As Luke and Leia struggle to accept their heritage, Darth Vader launches an attack on Jedi outposts throughout the galaxy, determined to wipe out the last of his old friends. He shows no mercy, not even to his children. The pieces are set. Now the only thing left to do is wait for the dawn. Spans Episode IV to Episode V. Includes an alternate ending.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female), Luke/Mara (human male/human female), Leia/Han (human female/human male), Summer/Kelma (human female/Bothan male), Jacon/Alba Tar’in (human male/Twi’lek female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the End of Days: As Leia tries in vain to locate Han, frozen in carbonite by the traitorous Jango Fett, the Alliance and the Empire get ready for the deciding battle of the war. With the fleets on both sides being gathered, the only decision remaining is where the battle will take place. Both sides know that it is inevitable that only one side will come out of the battle intact. The surviving Jedi try to rally together neutral factions for the coming weeks, including the Hutts and, against their better judgement, the Chiss. Harry finally unveils his plan to protect the Rebellion, but it doesn’t go down as well as he’d hoped. Spans Episode V to Episode VI. Includes an alternate ending with the destruction of the Rebel Alliance and Earth’s eternal separation from the rest of the galaxy.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Anakin/Dawn (human male/human female), Luke/Mara (human male/human female), Leia/Han (human female/human male), Summer/Kelma (human female/Bothan male), Jacon/Alba Tar’in (human male/Twi’lek female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Hostile Shore: While fighting a demon which can alter time and space to a small degree, Buffy is thrown out in an alternate dimension, landing in a strange building unlike any she has seen before. After killing the demon, she is overcome by her wounds and is nursed back to health by the Jedi Order, whose temple she appeared in. The Jedi Council, sensing strong Force powers inside her, decide whether or not to train her despite their age rules. After days of trying to get home, Buffy realises that, without the demon to open the gate, she is trapped on Coruscant indefinitely. Wanting to make the most of her life, she agrees to try and be a Jedi. Slowly settling in, she begins to see the Temple as home. But, when the Clone Wars start, her life is thrown into turmoil as friends die all around her, the Sith slowly closing their trap for all Jedi.

Planned relationships: Buffy/OC (human female/human male), Anakin/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Beachhead: Having escaped the massacre of Order Sixty-Six, Buffy and two other Jedi flee the wrath of the Imperial fleets, struggling to find any place safe. After months of running, a Slayer vision alerts Buffy to a change in the portal. Returning to Coruscant, the three outcasts sneak into the Jedi Temple to escape to Sunnydale just a few weeks after Buffy vanished, where they encounter a new threat in the form of The First Evil. But when stormtroopers appear through the portal a few weeks later, Buffy realises that she has alerted the Empire to the now two-way dimensional gate and endangered her entire world.

Planned relationships: Buffy/OC (human female/human male), Anakin/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Lone Guardian: Defeating the vanguard of the invasion was easy, but Buffy knows that more and more enemies will surge through the gate until she just can’t fight any more. While training up her small army of potential slayers, Buffy hurries to find allies in the upcoming war, securing the assistance of Angel Investigations and Riley’s military squad of demon hunters. But with The First rapidly gaining in power, Buffy faces a two-pronged attack that can and will overwhelm her. Weeks of fighting finally culminate in a massive battle for Sunnydale and the fate of the entire world rests on the desperate plan of the last Slayer.

Planned relationships: Buffy/OC (human female/human male), Anakin/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

The Badfic Files: Harry Potter: His Eternal Love: Put in Crossovers because it had nowhere else to go. This is the start of a series that damns badfic and the clichés contained within wherever it finds them. This file is set in the Harry Potter universe and deals with pop bands, rapist!Dumbledore, Harry/Draco slash and much, much more. There are two versions of each fic: a version in English and a version in the strange language I have named Suevian. And it’s all written like a Daniel Radcliffe fangirl on crack (a terrifying thought).

Relationships: Harry/Draco/Harry’s twin sister (human male/human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Humour/Parody

(Complete – In need of an edit)

The Badfic Files: The Two Fellowships of the Tower Lord Return to the King of the Rings: The second folder in The Badfic Files journeys into a Suethor’s re-imagined version of Middle-Earth. We encounter the Fellowship of the Ring stuck in a time loop, including the always horny Aragorn/Legolas pairing, the Uruk-Hai of Isengard trying to unsuccessfully torture a poor maiden and Sauron and Galadriel trying to work out the difficulties of elf/giant floating flaming eyeball relationships. As with all of the issues dealt with in The Badfic Files, I have encountered everything.

Planned relationships: Aragorn/Legolas (human male/elven male), Sauron/Galadriel (Maia male/elven female), the Small People Society (Frodo/Sam (hobbit male/hobbit male), Merry/Pippin (hobbit male/hobbit male), Gimli/Gollum (dwarven male/hobbit male))

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Humour/Parody

(On hold)

The Badfic Files: Star Whores: The third folder in The Badfic Files turns out to be more disturbing than the last two. In the sex-crazed GFFA (Galaxy Far, Far Away), everyone’s out for a good time. Obi-Wan and Yoda are always sneaking off behind the sheds whenever there’s a spare moment, Luke and Vader become best friends, Jabba gets horny over his new slave and Padmé and Leia are turned into full-on S&M bondage queens before you can say “Oh, that’s just wrong…” But remember… everything.

Planned relationships: Everyone and everything

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Humour/Parody

(On hold)

The Badfic Files: Blade Quadrumvirate: The fourth folder fortunately doesn’t produce as much Disturbotron as before and only requires a mild dose of Antificalene to read it. *holds hand to earpiece* I’ve just been informed by Cassie that I am a moron. Show of hands if you agree? *looks around* Oh. I see. *sulks* Anyway, in this Blade fic, Blade finds himself helpless at the hands of his TV series counterpart and his army of genetically-modified Sues. Now, with only the help of Whistler, once again back from the dead, Abigail, who ran out of batteries for her magic sword, and Desdemona “Demon” Hummer, Abigail’s twin sister, Blade must fight off the ever increasing army of lusty Sues. But one of his own is a traitor and only Wesley Snipes can save the day.

Planned relationships: Blade/Desdemona (half-human half vampire male/unknown species female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Humour/Parody

(On hold)

The Badfic Files: Dragon Heart: The Last Dragon: The fifth folder is more of a spoof of the money-making scam that was Dragon Heart: A New Beginning. Yes, it was all right, but it was clearly just to get more cash. I will research Dragon Heart fics for clichés though. Anyway, the plot: when Drake is killed by a falling tree (random angst, you see), the world mourns for the death of the last dragon. But when an orphaned farm girl finds an egg, she becomes the protector of the dragon that hatches from it, Sally (ignoring naming conventions, there). Sally and the farm girl must fight to defend their country from the invading hordes of soldiers trying to kill them.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Humour/Parody

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: A Hero’s Legacy: Cassie and Marek are two battle-hardened sporkers, but where did they come from? That’s easy; CoPM and SoA respectively. But how did they become sporkers? That’s not so easily answered, but it involves interdimensional portals and Author’s Whims. This is the tale of how they joined up with their boss at J.A.D.E.D., how their original fics continued without them and their first fic destruction and why the Interdimensional Portal is so obviously an Atlantean Stargate. They are… Sue Hunters!

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: The Dragon War: This is going to be a very embarrassing undertaking for me. I wrote The Dragon War. It was English homework when I was around thirteen. It was when I was highly inexperienced as a writer. It was a total rip-off of Eragon. No-one noticed. *laugh* See the Inferno notes above for my thoughts on why Paolini can’t complain. You, however, are entitled to laugh and mock this work. But not me because I’ve changed since then. Anyway, I’ve decided that I will attempt to destroy my own creation. It’s going to be painful. I believe that I’ll spork it as well. *mutters* How the hell did I get a high mark for this rubbish?

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: Harry Potter and the Deathly Philosopher’s Chamber of Fire Goblet Secrets Order the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Half-Blood Phoenix Prince to Stone Hallows Part II: Don’t smegging ask where I got that title from. I based it off the title of a Night of the Living Dead spoof (a film, not a fic one) and it took me half an hour to give this title some semblance of sense. I’m considering just separating it all out and having the titles of the books though or just changing it to Harry Potter and the Endless Build-up or Harry Potter and the Endless Hype. Anyway, this is the story of how Cassie and Marek find themselves in the dreaded Harry Potter films. And I will be including the remarkable resemblance to Star Wars music as I go through. Seriously, listen to the music in the rogue Bludger scene in CoS. It’s Star Wars (Episode II, I believe) with a few notes changed. Listen out for more and tell me. I’m certainly keeping my ears open now (I glued them shut for my sanity before). As the two assassins snarkily insult their way through seven piles of dreck, they discover a horrifying secret. The film can sense their presence and it is doing everything it can to stop them from destroying it. Cassie and Marek must fight the film at the same time as trying to educate moronic fangirls who haven’t read the books. But what those fangirls don’t know is that Harry gets decapitated by Ron who is actually Voldemort’s evil robot son. Err… spoiler alert… retroactively. And while I doubt I’ll ever completely forgive him for playing Wormtail, I’ve partially grown to like Timothy Spall after watching Enchanted. *smiles stupidly*

Planned relationships: Cassie/Marek (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: Who’s Up For Sue-shi?: Yes, that title is appalling. I am already aware of that. Please shut up. I’m not sure if I should get rid of Cassie and Marek and call it an original fiction version of The Badfic Files yet. The plot at the moment is pretty weird. Basically, in between missions, Cassie has been writing a novel where the Sues get what’s coming to them. It is a neo-retro world, filled with different species, races, and flavours of yogurt, where the characters must choose to forge their destiny, decide their fate, and then forge their destiny a bit more. Can they survive? Can they collect the seven keys of Cleeshay, destroy the dark forces of Jen Erik, and perhaps most vitally, learn important lessons about themselves as they travel the pathways of Painsteak-Eng Xpozishon? However, being written in Jade’s Dimension, the story gets a life of its own and chaos ensues as Sues invade the heart of J.A.D.E.D.. Cassie and Marek are forced to find the heart of the story, watching happily as they find the Evil Unicorns of Very Evil Evilness and the Dark Lord of Butterflyland killing the Sues with no help from the elite Agents. Then they meet the twelve-foot-tall cannibalistic rabbits and everything goes to hell. Oh, and the heroine is a prostitute. No, really. Not sure if it’ll be in this or if I should split it into a separate fic, but I’m going to be brutally skewering clichés. For instance, the brave young princess comes to rescue the cowardly knight from the dragon’s evil clutches. Yeah, I’ll probably split it, or I’ll have too much going on.

Planned relationships: Cassie/Marek (underlying tension) (human female/human male), Raven/People with cash (human female/cash)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: A Short, Relaxing Holiday: Cassie and Marek, having earned a vacation, step through the Interdimensional Portal to some tropical island in an unidentified fandom. But, honestly, do you really think the universe will let them do that? A malfunction catapults the two assassins into each other’s host fics, Cassie being trapped in Fable: Shadows over Albion, Marek in Harry Potter and the Correcting of Past Mistakes. Chaos ensues as Cassie tries to avoid being sold to a brothel by a group of slavers and Marek flees the wrath of Cassie’s father, who is understandably angry when he finds an unknown man in his daughter’s room. The clones left behind to cover for the assassins aren’t any use either as they obviously have no memory of what has happened. Even worse, it turns out everyone’s different. Most people are evil… including the clones. The assassins come to the conclusion that the multiverse sucks

Planned relationships: Cassie/Marek (human female/human male)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: A Very Long Non-Day In The Life: Also known as An Undetermined Amount of Time In The Life. This started out as just a collection of scenes that I couldn’t place anywhere else in CaM but turned into a proper story of the two daring assassins, including some of their other missions, such as saving the Fellowship of the Ring in Moria from an army of Sues and showing what really happened to the Enterprise-D. It’ll be fun. This may include Hermione’s inter-universe journey to teach denizens of the multiverse about SPUTUM, Society for the Protection of Unique Trolls and their non-Ugly Mothers, and Marek’s quest to find support for SPURT, Society for… well… you don’t want to know. It’s a weird charity.

Planned relationships: Cassie/Marek (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Cassie and Marek: Taking Care of Magical Creatures: After a spate of incursions into Hogwarts, Cassie and Marek decide to hijack one of Hagrid’s lessons and teach the reluctant students about Sues and how to spot them. Yes, even Canon Sues. Of course, the Sue is even more reluctant to be a guinea pig for execution methods. Oh, well.

Planned relationships: Cassie/Marek (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

It Came From A Hat: Season One: This is going to be my attempt to get you all to commit suicide. I’m going to grab a hat. I’m going to write all the names of characters from a fandom onto little pieces of paper. Then I’m going to pick out two names. These will form the pairing for a oneshot. *hears people commit suicide* Woohoo! Each chapter will be a oneshot and will be any fandom I know well. I will accept requests for other fandoms, but it will have to be one I’m familiar with. I’m splitting this fic into ‘seasons’. Why? Because I can. Each season will be a oneshot from every fandom on my list. At the end of every season (or in the middle if I feel like it), I will include one crossover oneshot and one reader-chosen pairing. For the chosen pairing, some rules apply. One: No slash or male gayfic (Canon slash). I will consider femslash or female gayfic, but it’s unlikely and all depends on the pairing. I don’t think I can do good slash and good male slash from me would be very unlikely. Two: Crossovers will be admitted as long as it’s not wildly strange (e.g. Buffy/Teletubbies). Three: Nothing involving necrophilia or anything that could possibly be linked to that Resident Evil X fic. Value your innocence, people. Four: No incestuous (etc) relationships unless the request for it is overwhelming. Which is unlikely. Five: I will not accept some characters due to a lack of characterisation in Canon. It would be like making an OC, which is too much work for a simple oneshot.

Planned relationships: And the lottery numbers are…

Genres: Romance/Anything that fits the pairing

(In progress)

X Versus Y: Season One: For years, an argument has swept the face of the Earth, unceasing as people compare logic and non-logic in an effort to win. Who would win: X or Y? Now, this question is finally answered by Jade, who has opened dimensional portals and dragged in characters from every fandom he can think of. Who would win: Charizard (Pokémon) or Godzilla (Zilla to the Japanese)? Master Chief (Halo) or Spiderman (Spiderman)? Angelus (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) or Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)? Cyclops (X-Men) or Liara T’Soni (Mass Effect)? I have only the faintest idea, but it’s going to be fun finding out. You can submit your own suggestions for characters, fights and victories to me, but there are some rules. One: No original characters. Two: All fights must take place between characters of different fandoms. The only exception is if the characters have never fought before. Three: Only rarely will tag-team or free-for-all fights be allowed. Four: The best fights are totally psychotic (e.g. Dipsy (Teletubbies) versus Pumba (The Lion King)). Let the fights begin?

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Humour/War

(In progress)

Preludes: Season One: This fic will be stretching the boundaries of FF’s ‘no interactive fics’ rule. While I’m not asking for you to decide where the plot goes (though you’re free to throw ideas at me at any time), I will be asking you what I should do. As you can see, I have far too many ideas and far too little time to do them in. So I have composed a short chapter, these ‘preludes’, for some of my Harry Potter ideas and you are to pick which one is the best. You can pick more than one, even all of them, but I would prefer if you attempted to pick a favourite and stick with it. These chapters may be the prologue/first chapters to each fic, but they may just be scenes that will never be part of the story, but will set the tone and plot of the fic well enough so that you can choose, but short enough so that it doesn’t evolve into a fic spontaneously. Prelude Seasons will be done for any fandom where I have too many separate stories to deal with (that usually aren’t even listed here). Each Season will deal with only one fandom and this one is for Harry Potter. The next one will probably be Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Buffy the Vampire Slayer or, hell, Harry Potter again.

Planned relationships: Depends on the story…

Genres: Depends on the story…

(In progress)

Normal Stories (No sequels… planned)

Harry Potter

Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist: AU. Harry Potter fic, where James and Lily had a girl instead of a boy. This one will be hopefully decent instead of the so-called ‘stories’ that the Suethors write. This fic will only change what is necessary to be changed. Nothing else will be affected, which is a main problem with Suefics.

Planned relationships: Sophie/George (human female/human male), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Luna/Neville (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Horror/Angst/War

(In progress)

Voldemort’s Legend: AU. One of my few one-shots. Damn I wish more of my stories were this short. When Ginny dies during childbirth, Harry is left to care for his baby daughter while struggling to maintain his sanity. But, as he learns not to blame his daughter for his love’s death, he slowly pulls back from the brink of self-destruction. However, tragedy follows Harry wherever he goes, striking down yet another loved one. And this time, Harry can’t cope. This plot was changed when I found a few massive plot holes lurking in the original storyline that I couldn’t plug up. Plus, this plot gets me more emotional than the last so that means it’s better. The original plot was this: “When Ginny is killed by an unmarked Death Eater a few years after Voldemort’s death, Harry is left to care for his baby daughter. I haven’t worked out the ending exactly, but it’s not happy.” Oh, really, Jade? I never would have guessed for an angst story. I was expecting hugs and bunnies! *mutters under breath* Anyway, I did work out the ending eventually and it sucked. This one is good… in my opinion anyway. Oh, and since the new plot currently has nothing to do with Voldemort, I’m trying to come up with a new title.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female)

Genres: Tragedy/Angst

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Fight for Freedom: AU. The spiritual predecessor to Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist (sort of), though not connected in any other way. Starting in Order of the Phoenix and continuing onto the then-unreleased Deathly Hallows, it tells the story of Alexia Potter, Harry’s twin sister. They fight at every turn, from the vindictive Umbridge and the traitorous Dumbledore… then their fic was cancelled and they were placed in cryogenic stasis. Finally, after months of experimentation being performed on their helpless forms, the author found a way to create Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist without it being too Sueish. Shortly afterwards, Alexia and her fellow characters were humanely destroyed for the good of all Canon.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Alexia/George (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/War

(Cancelled – Due to Mary Sue infection)

Harry Potter and the New War: AU. The spiritual predecessor to CoPM. Set ten years after Half-Blood Prince. Harry and Ginny are the last magical warriors for the Light side. Voldemort has destroyed everyone else and is moving on their latest hiding spot. To protect the Muggles with them, they leave for another reality. They hoped to escape the horrors of war in their new home, but the war follows them. This fic was nuked with extreme prejudice at some point in 2006. The army of Sues contained within are all missing, presumed dead. No Sue has yet survived orbital bombardment, usually because it’s the last thing they expect (even the ones with precognition).

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/War

(Cancelled – Due to a Sirius lack of logic in the plot. May be resurrected if the Sues stay down)

Harry Potter and Voldemort’s Apprentice: AU. The spiritual predecessor to Harry Potter and the Dimming Light. Harry is taken from the doorstep of Privet Drive before Petunia wakes up to find him. Voldemort trains him as his son and heir, but an encounter with Ginny Weasley changes everything. After kidnapping her, Harry and Ginny manage to kill Voldemort before the author ran out of ideas for a Dark!Harry story. The characters have now been mutated into their current forms and wait for the new fic to take shape.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/War/Romance

(Cancelled – Due to general cheesiness. May bring back from the dead after Dimming Light)

Harry Potter and the Dimming Light: AU. Set after Deathly Hallows. Harry, terrified of his upcoming death, makes a deal with Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest. In exchange for sparing his life, Harry becomes Voldemort’s apprentice. Fending off the attacks of jealous Death Eaters, Harry rapidly rises to Voldemort’s second-in-command. Seeing a chance, Harry brutally eliminates Voldemort and takes command of the Death Eaters, who recognise him as the new leader. But, instead of coordinating with the surviving Order members to bring down the Death Eaters, Harry finds the power he commands too tempting to let go. As, one by one, his old friends are brought before him, he relives the moments that brought him to this point. And when Ginny is captured, Harry is forced to make a decision that will change the future of the entire world, one way or another.

Planned relationships: Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/War

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Floo Virus: Set after Order of the Phoenix if you want, but it doesn’t really have to be at any time. Arthur, after a long, hard day at the Ministry, Floos home to the Burrow. But instead of using Floo powder, he accidentally throws confiscated Muggle crack into the fire. Although he gets home safely, the rest of the Wizarding world isn’t so lucky. The crack infects the entire Floo network, transforming people as they use it. And nobody knows why.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody

(Pending plot)

Harry Potter and the Dying Rose: AU. Set after Deathly Hallows (excluding the epilogue). For years, the Potter and Malfoy families have hated each other. Ginny never forgot Draco’s broken promise while Draco refuses to forgive Harry’s killing of his father in a duel. The rift has come close to all out war a number of times, with magical families having to choose a side. But as their children, Scorpius Malfoy and Chloe Potter, head off to Hogwarts, everything changes. They’ve grown up to hate the opposing family, but neither can deny an underlying attraction between them. Can Draco set aside his grudge and put Scorpius’s happiness first? And will Ginny let the two families unite, or will she do everything in her power to destroy the developing bond between the children? This fic used to be purely Draco and Harry anger, but I decided to replace Harry with Ginny for the most part as it’s something I’ve never seen before.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Draco/OC (human male/human female), Scorpius/Chloe (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Last Battlefield: AU. Set after Deathly Hallows. Five years after Voldemort’s death, all the Death Eaters have been killed or thrown into Azkaban. But Harry isn’t satisfied. Too many died hunting Voldemort’s supporters. Taking matters into his own hands, he sets out to reverse it all. He goes back in time and plans to kill Voldemort before he can make the first Horcrux. But something goes wrong and he is thrown fourteen years too far. Unable to kill a defenceless baby, Harry sneaks into the orphanage and kidnaps the young Tom Riddle. Now he faces the greatest battle of all: parenthood.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Tom/OC (human male/human female), James/Lily (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/Tragedy

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Rock Band: This is unlikely to ever get off the ground given my total lack of song-writing ability (see original CoPM). Basically, I’ve had an idea to do a Harry Potter… are you sitting down? Good… a Harry Potter musical. Feel free to scream. No-one will think the less of you. Then consider what it’ll be like written by me. *hears the countless people scream in horror and grins* Excellent. This is unlike the usual ones where Dumbledore randomly decides that a musical would be a great thing (supposedly thanks to that High School Musical film which will likely cause me to die if I ever watch it). The only good one like that is written SilverWolf and has Dumbledore doing a play of Cinderella Rides Again. *chuckle* This fic is a musical of the Harry Potter books, which I’ve never seen before. I’m not sure if I’ll split it between up for each book, or have it all in one. Fear it all…

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Musical/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Crystal Clear: A one-shot set near the end of DH. Doubt descends as Harry walks to his death, but a talk with Ginny unwittingly gives him the strength to carry on and a new hope for the future - even if he isn't in it. I am considering adding a second chapter from Ginny’s POV, but I’m not certain yet.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Romance/Angst

(Complete/In progress)

Harry Potter and the Ties That Bind: AU. Set after DH, but ignoring the epilogue. Harry and Ginny are engaged and the wedding is just around the corner. But when Harry’s job as an Auror puts him into a short coma, Ginny realises that she wouldn’t be able to cope if Harry died in the line of duty. Abandoning him at the altar, Ginny vanished. Harry is devastated, but slowly builds his life up again with the help of his friends. But when Ginny suddenly returns to England on what would have been their tenth anniversary, Harry is torn in two: does his heart belong to the woman who helped him to love again or is he forever bound to the one who betrayed his trust, whatever her reasons for doing so?

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Harry/OC (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Horror/Angst/War

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Poppy Fields: AU. Set after DH, with the exclusion of the epilogue and the penultimate chapter ‘The Flaw in the Plan’. The war is lost. Harry failed to destroy Voldemort in the Battle of Hogwarts and now the world is going to pay. Managing to escape with the help of Kreacher, Ginny struggles to round up resistance to Voldemort’s rule, but runs into some firm opposition. The Wizarding part of Britain is defeated, accepting their new leader out of fear. Ginny is forced to go to the Muggles and the magical people of other countries for help as Voldemort’s influence begins to spread even further.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (flashbacks) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Cloak: This fic has been bouncing around in my head for over a year, always at the back, always trying to find ways of coming into being. While DH proved that I was correct with most of my suspicions about Snape, it didn’t make this fic any more tangible. If I can fit it in without shredding Canon, I’ll write it. If not, go bother someone else. This is going to be another slight Suethor smackdown, like Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist, where I write a common theme with the hope of making it seem at least somewhat plausible and, more importantly, good. This fic deals with that eternal question of ships… no, not Draco *rolls eyes*… what would happen if Hermione and Snape did somehow get involved? How would anyone take it? What would Voldemort’s reaction be like (I know I can do that accurately)? And would their love survive through their choice of sides in the war? I hope that, if I do ever find a way to make it work (ideas always appreciated), you’ll give it a try, even if you normally hate the pairing.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Hermione/Snape (human female/human male), Hermione/Ron (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold) (Pending plot)

Harry Potter and the Master of Stealth: AU. Set after OotP. After Harry is attacked by Death Eaters, the Order of the Phoenix deems it fit to assign him a permanent protector. Tonks volunteers and goes to live with Harry in Privet Drive, teaching him spells that the Ministry doesn’t deem him ready for in an attempt to keep him alive. But as Tonks teaches Harry and Harry cares for the wounded Tonks, they find an attraction slowly building up between them. While they try to fight their feelings, they inadvertently provide Voldemort with the means to strike at the Chosen One.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Harry/Tonks (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress) (Pending plot)

Harry Potter and the Last Spell: I blame my maths exam for lasting for two hours when I only needed one. It enabled me to spend the rest of the exam coming up with this insane plot. I’ve never seen this plot before, so it’ll be interesting. When Harry Potter receives his letter of acceptance to Hogwarts, he is ecstatic and immediately begins to look forward to it with every fibre of his being. When he finally gets there, however, he is heartbroken to discover that he actually has no magic and that he is what the Wizarding World calls a Squib. Trapped between two worlds, Harry is completely out of his league when his parent’s murderer attempts to finish the job he started ten years before.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Harry Potter and the Shattered World: Set after Deathly Hallows, but ignoring the epilogue. When Chloe Potter is raped within the supposedly-safe boundaries of Hogwarts, Auror Harry leaves no stone unturned in his hunt for his daughter’s attacker. After a murder happens mere days later, Harry begins to suspect that there is something dreadfully wrong in the school and introduces a strict set of rules for all students and teachers as he interrogates his suspects. But as the strain of caring for his once-bubbly daughter builds and his investigation turns up disturbing facts, Harry starts to find his dedication to his job wavering.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Harry Potter and the Blooming Hope: AU. What if Lily had survived the attack and it had been James that had sacrificed himself for Harry? Struggling to cope with the loss of her husband, Lily tries to be the best mother she can be to Harry, even while she wants to protect him so that the outside world can’t ever harm him. When he goes to Hogwarts, Harry finds himself without his mother’s suffocating presence and begins to truly enjoy life for once. But when he encounters the very thing Lily sought to protect him from, Harry is torn between going back to the safety that Lily promises or fighting for his future.

Planned relationships: James/Lily (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Sirius/OC (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/Romance/War

(On hold)

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: Legend

Searching for Home: A sequel to Legend. Lara, now knowing about her mother’s true fate, becomes obsessed with finding a way into and, more importantly, out of Avalon. But a journey to the Amazon rainforest opens up old wounds for her when she encounters a tribal group she once fell victim to. Worse, Amanda, furious at Lara’s ruination of her work, plans to attack and destroy Lara’s life, like Lara destroyed hers. Yes, I know Underworld has completed that storyline, but I know have too many ideas for it because all the things I’d read had said that Underworld wasn’t a continuation of Legend.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/War/Horror

(On hold)

Mass Effect

Mass Effect: Disturbing the Hives: Set two thousand one hundred years before The Reaping. The Citadel races haven’t advanced very far into the galaxy. They are still figuring out the little details on how to coexist peacefully. But they are forced to stand together when a salarian ship is thrust across the galaxy, accidentally starting a war with the rachni, an insect species with a hive mind. And as the Citadel numbers dwindle, the rachni seem ever more numerous. These fics aren’t in the Epic section because they feature no characters from The Reaping (or if they do, they’re minor characters in either this or TR).

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: The Thousand-Year Death: Set one thousand four hundred years before The Reaping. After the krogan annihilate the rachni, they are hailed as galactic saviours. But the krogan are rapidly spreading throughout the known galaxy due to their enormously high birthrate. After they attack a number of Citadel-controlled worlds in order to make room for their own race, the rest of the Citadel races respond. But the asari realise that the Citadel races will lose, just as they would have done against the rachni. Only this time, they can’t fight numbers with numbers. A combined asari and salarian fleet is gathered to find a way to defeat the krogan at any cost.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: Relay 314: Set twenty-six years before The Reaping. Humanity is beginning to spread its wings. Having colonised multiple worlds, they are activating mass relays wherever found, expanding their territory rapidly. However, when a turian patrol comes across a human fleet trying to activate a relay, they attack, ruthlessly destroying the ships. Only one survives, fleeing to the colony of Shanxi. There the turians devastate the military forces present and occupy the planet. As the planetary governments argue about what to do, the Systems Alliance prepares for a counteroffensive, truly beginning the First Contact War.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: A Spectre’s Fall: Set six months before The Reaping. Saren Arterius, a turian Spectre, is sent on a mission to assassinate the leader of a batarian slaving gang. However, his ship is shot down on an inhospitable planet. As he searches for supplies to get back into space, he discovers a massive starship hidden in a canyon. Forcing his way inside, he discovers that the ship is sentient. The discovery of the Reapers means he only has a few weeks to destroy the ship before he loses everything. And if he cannot stop the ship, no-one can.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy

(On hold)

Mass Effect: The Last Civilisation: Set fifty thousand years before The Reaping. The Protheans were the race that controlled the entire galaxy. They constructed the mass relays and the Citadel, something that the current Citadel races haven’t even come close to mimicking. But even they were wiped out. The Citadel races have come up with a number of theories, ranging from a lethal plague to infighting. The truth, however, is that the Reapers wiped them out. The Protheans fight for decades, but even their incredibly advanced technology is no match for their opponents.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: The Fall of Mindoir: Set thirteen years before The Reaping. The batarians were once a Citadel race, but retracted their membership when the Council sided with the Systems Alliance in a dispute over new human colonies. Since then, they have supplied weapons and resources to pirates and slavers to harry humanity. The Systems Alliance can usually defeat the pitiful attacks with a minimum of effort, but the scale of the attack on Mindoir is one that has never been seen before. Thousands are killed or captured by slavers before the Systems Alliance can even arrive. And no-one who set foot on Mindoir will ever forget it. Will be part of Shepard’s background as I will mix his history and psychological profile for The Reaping.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: The Skyllian Blitz: Set seven years before The Reaping. The colony of Elysium is considered to be one of the most beautiful humanity controls, just after Earth and Eden Prime. But the peace and tranquillity is about to be shattered. A massive batarian force of a scale not seen since the destruction of Mindoir attacks the planet. And the only one to hold them back is a single soldier on shore leave without any real weapons. Will be part of Shepard’s background as I will mix his history and psychological profile for The Reaping. Will also include the Alliance assault on Torfan.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Mass Effect: The Maw: Set six years before The Reaping. As humanity rapidly becomes more and more involved with Citadel politics, they take every opportunity to colonise new worlds. When all contact is cut off with the colony on Akuze, the Systems Alliance sends soldiers in to investigate. There they discover a Thresher Maw, an incredibly vicious creature found throughout the galaxy. Being humanity’s first encounter with a Thresher Maw, the unit is entirely destroyed with only two survivors, both of whom will wish they had died with the rest of their unit. Will be part of Shepard’s background as I will mix his history and psychological profile for The Reaping.

Planned relationships: None planned yet

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy

(On hold)

Mass Effect: Spacer: Set twenty-nine years before The Reaping. John Shepard’s life is complex, but he’s used to it. Ever since birth, he has gone from ship to ship following his parent’s postings, never remaining in one place long enough to make friends. But in his teens, his parents are posted to the SSV Everest, a powerful dreadnought in the Arcturus Defence Fleet. Then things get complicated.

Planned relationships: John/Sarah (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/Romance

(On hold)

Dawn of the Dead (2004 Remake)

Requiescat In Pace: Set from the start until after the end of the film (as I write this I have no idea exactly how long after). I suppose I could have done the original George A. Romero movie, but a) running zombies are vital for some planned scenes and b) while some characters of the remake were morons, only two (Nicole and Steve) equalled the sheer jaw-dropping stupidity of the original’s n00bs. Anyway… When survivors travel through Everett, Wisconsin, in the aftermath of the zombie plague, they discover a videotape at a shop called Andy’s Gun Works. Feeling pity for Andy, they decide to journey to find his young daughter and try to bring her to safety, if she’s still alive. As you can see, I blame The Lost Tape in the Special Features. If you haven’t watched it, do so. It’s brilliantly done, as is the Special Report ‘news’ programme.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

Who Dares Wins: Set from the start until after the end of the film, but won’t link with it in any way. It may have a brief encounter with Requiescat In Pace, but I haven’t decided. As the zombie apocalypse becomes ever more apocalyptic, a team of SAS commandos are forced to go on a mission with only one objective in sight: survive. As they sneak around the streets of London, either deserted or just lifeless, depending on their luck, they find that each has someone to search for and that they will all die to find them. But when the dead don’t stay dead any more, what hope to even the best of the best have? The title is the SAS motto.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

Pokémon

Pokémon: The Dark Knight: Seriously, don’t ask. My little brother forced me to watch two of the movies and I thought that some of those battles were actually decent. Then I thought, ‘Ha! Venusaur got pwned by Clone!Venusaur!’ and so on. And the music is damn brilliant for something like this. So this fic got spawned. And I’m not letting my little brother read it. Trust me, what I’ve written so far… it’s not pretty. Blood, gore and teenage rapist paedophiles (don’t ask!). But, if you read it and stick with it, you get to see Ash killed, permanently this time. Hey, that’s got to count for something! Lol. But, anyway, the plot, so far, is a mysterious figure in black armour is terrorising Pokémon trainers throughout Hoenn, stealing Pokémon. Ash soon finds himself in conflict with the Dark Knight and Pikachu is kidnapped and all of Ash’s other Pokémon severely wounded. Ash and his friends have to find out who the Dark Knight is and figure out how to rescue Pikachu. But Team Aqua start to mess with forces beyond their comprehension and activate the storm of the era. Pokémon trainers and wild Pokémon the world over have to band together to try to stop Kyrogre from destroying all the landmasses of Earth. But this time, no tears will save them.

Planned relationships: Ash/May (possible) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Tragedy/Angst/War

(On hold – A lot of ideas have been transferred to Eye of the Beholder, so this needs a new plot)

Pokémon: Eye of the Beholder: A game novelisation of Ruby and Sapphire. Therefore, both Teams are bad guys, but can help out if it suits their purposes. Callie Redfield has waited for the day she turns sixteen since she was a young girl: it marks the day she can become an official Pokémon trainer. As she journeys the land of Hoenn with her new partner, a Torchic with a fiery temper to suit it, she starts to rack up battle after battle, beginning to earn her Badges and gaining respect from her father. But her journey through the trainer ranks is disturbed when she learns of a threat to everything she knows; Teams Magma and Aqua want to devastate the natural ecology of the world to suit their own purposes. With a few good friends, she starts to turn the tide of the battle but every person has their limits. As the skirmishes become a vicious war and two prehistoric Pokémon rise from the depths in which they were imprisoned, she discovers that some sacrifices have to be made for the greater good: but at what point does victory become pyrrhic?

Planned relationships: Norman/Rachel (human male/human female), Callie/Brendan (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Tragedy/Angst/War/Romance

(In progress)

Pokémon: P6-349: Slightly linked to Eye of the Beholder in that it uses the characters but nothing else. I may actually just delete this and put it in Eye of the Beholder or put it in Eye of the Beholder but with a different POV. Callie’s Blaziken wakes up to find herself in a prison cell with other Pokémon, all with collars around their necks. When she meets her captors, she realises that she is trapped in an illegal Pokémon death match tournament. Trying to raise a resistance with the other Pokémon, however, becomes more difficult when their tormentors introduce a new Pokémon to their ranks: a vicious beast with no qualms about killing to survive and one that will exterminate anyone in its way ruthlessly.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Horror/Angst/Tragedy/War

(In progress)

Halo

Halo: Then There Was Darkness: AU. Unlike all of my other fics, I haven’t decided if this title has anything to do with the story. To be honest, I don’t even know the story. I’m making it up as I go along. What I can tell you at the moment is that another Spartan comes into play as, unless I’m wrong, not all thirty-three Spartan survivors were named. So that gives me room to play. It’s AU because this Spartan also survives the Battle of Reach with no injuries. The Covenant capture her on the Pillar of Autumn. Master Chief rescues her at the same time as Captain Keyes on the Truth and Reconciliation. That’s all I know.

Planned relationships: Cassie/Some guy with an incredibly dense bone structure if he’s going to survive this relationship (possible) (human female/human male), Sal’Rakma/ Alla’Ka (Sangheili male/Sangheili female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War. Romance might be possible. It depends on how the characters evolve.

(Pending review) (Pending plot)

Command & Conquer: Red Alert II

Chains of the Psyche: AU. Begins in ‘Free Gateway’ in the Allied campaign. Having lost communication with Tanya’s strike team, Alex is glad to receive a transmission from her. Happiness quickly turns to sorrow as it is revealed that Tanya has fallen prey to the Psychic Beacon and has defected to the Soviets. Alex is desperate to find her, both to stop her from revealing Allied secrets and to try and free her from her slavery.

Planned relationships: Alex/Tanya (human male/human female), Alex/Eva (human male/human female), Nicholai/Zofia (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Chicken Soup Is A Terrible Thing To Waste: When Yuri falls ill with the flu, Premier Romanov’s invasion is postponed temporarily. Eager to get started again, he orders a very reluctant Lieutenant Zofia to look after a very reluctant Yuri. His mind control out of reach due to his illness and her under orders, both have to put up with each other if they ever want to survive the week. Now if only Yuri could stop hogging the remote…

Planned relationships: Nicholai/Zofia (human male/human female)

Genres: Humour/Parody

(On hold)

Stargate: SG-1

Telchak’s Device: AU. Based on the Season Ten episode ‘200’. Telchak’s device is activated by an NID agent and placed within Stargate Command. Within hours, the strange radiation has turned half the base into zombies. SG-1 try to contain the menace, but ultimately fail.

Relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Angst

(Complete – May be edited soon)

Whom Gods Destroy: When the Ori launch a massive attack on Earth from space, SG-1 joins the fight to repel the threat in orbit. But, while the military is distracted by the Ori mothership, they start a simultaneous invasion through the Stargate. And the only one capable of stopping them is the one everyone always underestimated. The true ending of SG-1. Forget Unending and Ark of Truth. This will rock. *grin*

Relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(In progress)

Teal’c: P.I.: AU. Yes, yes, it’s another ‘200’ idea. Damn that episode. But I think Teal’c should have his own detective show. Because that would be brilliant. Anyway, this is my attempt at it. It will have a slight Angel Season One feel to it, but I’m hoping it’ll be good. I’m not exactly sure why Teal’c’s left the SGC, but I’ll work it out. Indeed.

Relationships: Teal’c/Indeed (Jaffa male/word)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/War/Horror

(On hold)

Baser Instincts: AU. Set mostly after Stargate: Continuum, but starts shortly before the Stargate: Ark of Truth. Ba’al, the last of the System Lords, is soon to be executed for his crimes against the galaxy. But that does not mean that he is the last of the Goa’uld. A few symbiotes have captured hosts and a making a bid to control the galaxy as an all-powerful, utterly supreme System Lord. Opposing them are SG-1 and the Tau’ri, along with the Free Jaffa, who will never again submit to slavery, and a few of the more advanced human civilisations. But when a new Gou’ald rises to power, SG-1 is intrigued enough to find out more about them. For Sirea is different from others and understands why the System Lords died out. Wielding her power against the other Goa’uld, and not just to gain supremacy over them, she attempts to ally herself with the Tau’ri and the Free Jaffa. But even as tensions on both sides rise, each comes to the same conclusion: maybe the Goa’uld simply aren’t meant to exist.

Planned relationships: Sirea/Daniel (underlying tension) (Goa’uld-controlled human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

In Memoriam: Set after Stargate: Continuum. I don’t know why, possibly because he’ll now never appear again, but when I heard about Don S. Davis’ death, I was inspired to write this. SG-1, General Jack O’Neill and a few others who were touched by his life attend the funeral of General George Hammond. As they pay their final respects, each remembers the man who changed their lives forever, and always for the better.

Planned relationships: Jack/Sam (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Daniel/Vala (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst

(In progress)

Encyclopaedia Galactica: With the rise of the Tau’ri and a number of other threats, the Goa’uld felt a need to store all their data in one handy encyclopaedia. Compiled by Yu and then later Ba’al, the Encyclopaedia Galactica is indeed one of the galaxy’s most treasured items for its misinformation and the astounding sanity present in Yu’s greatest work. Contain categories of Races, Planets, System Lords and more, this Goa’uld version of Wikipedia costs only five symbiotes!

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody

(In progress)

Stargate: Atlantis

Spectres of the Alterans: This is going to be my attempt to create a complete, coherent history for the Alterans/Ancients. Sadly, I believe that Atlantis, while brilliant, has thrown up far too many plot holes. While they may be explained later (or in Season Three/Four which I haven’t got on DVD yet), these slightly spoil my enjoyment of the show. Did the Ancients encounter the Wraith or did they create them? Currently, I’m going with the latter (explaining why I hit the synonym button for the title), but I really have no clue. The main piece of evidence would be the Wraith’s written language. It’s a version of Ancient. And if the Ancients gave them the written language, as one friend suggested, how the bloody hell did they ever evolve to be such a threat?

Relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War/Tragedy

(On hold)

Fable

Fable: A Hero’s Journey: Based on the A Hero’s Journey books found in the Fable game. It’s probably my most ambitious project. In this choose-your-own-adventure story, you must infiltrate a Bandit clan to assassinate the new leader. If you fail, Albion will be plunged into darkness. If you succeed… well, that depends on your choices. Might be referenced in SoA.

Planned relationships: All your choice (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Angst/Romance

(On hold – Need to find a website to host it)

Fable: Love is Blind: This involves characters from SoA, but it is here because, at the time of writing, I have no idea if this story will be set in a slightly alternate reality or if it actually happens in SoA. Anyway, once you’ve wrapped your head around that, here’s the blurb. Theresa has been in the hands of Twinblade for close to twelve years now. But for six years, she’s had a secret that she daren’t ever tell Twinblade: she’s in love with him.

Planned relationships: Theresa/Twinblade (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Angst/Romance

(In progress)

Fable: How To Kill A Bandit King: Twinblade, getting bored of pillaging villages, decides to have some fun with the villagers. After swallowing a slow-acting potion that will protect him from all damage, he surrenders himself to a small town and watches amusedly as they try to kill him in a hundred different ways, failing miserably each time.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody

(On hold)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Golden Girl: Set in Season Six, pre-Once More With Feeling. Alchemy only works if you have no thought of personal gain. But what if gaining it caused you to lose something far more precious? That made more sense in my head, but I can’t think of anything better. Basically, it’s an angst story based around the King Midas myth.

Planned relationships: Willow/Tara (human female/human female)

Genres: Romance/Angst

(On hold)

Alchemical Properties: Set in Season Six, post-Tabula Rasa. Alchemy only works if you have no thought of personal gain. But what if you were to gain something far more precious than mere gold? That one does make sense, at least. And yes, it does sound similar, but Golden Girl was actually a spin-off of this one. I was fiddling with the summary and Golden Girl popped out at me. They have the same basis, but, hopefully, they’re completely different fics.

Planned relationships: Willow/Tara (underlying tension) (human female/human female)

Genres: Romance/Angst

(On hold)

Rising: A version of ‘The Wish’. While it was a brilliant episode and a perfect example of how one tiny thing can change everything, it did throw up a few plotholes. This will be my attempt to explain why the Master sired Willow rather than picking his teeth with her bones. Knowing my luck, I’ll throw up plotholes of my own. But don’t worry; I’m rather good at gluing the edges together.

Planned relationships: Willow/Xander (vampire female/vampire male), Angel/Darla (underlying tension) (vampire male/vampire female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

Mirror/rorriM: An AU of ‘Doppelgangland’, itself a semi-sequel of the Wish. Therefore, I’ll complete Rising before starting this. What could have happened if the vampire Willow had managed to sire her human self? Would Buffy be able to stop them both as they set about recreating her world into theirs? And would the Mayor be able to use that time to Ascend?

Planned relationships: Willow/Xander (flashbacks) (vampire female/vampire male), Buffy/Angel (underlying tension) (human female/vampire male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

For The Greater Good: AU. Set in Season Six, set after ‘Once More, With Feeling’. When Xander is hit by a cloud of magical energy, he shakes it off and appears to be totally fine. Little do the Scoobies know, however, that he has been possessed by a demon. After laying low for a short time, Xander attempts to try to kill Dawn, who is saved by the arrival of Willow. Xander manages to escape, but leaves behind a cryptic clue that doesn’t bode well for the future: “For the greater good…”

Planned relationships: Willow/Tara (underlying tension) (human female/human female), Buffy/Spike (underlying tension) (human female/vampire male), Xander/Anya (human male/ex-human former-vengeance-demon human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

CSI

CSI: Unnatural: Set just after the Season One episode ‘Boom’. Nick still grieves for Kristy and takes the case of a murdered prostitute to try and find some closure, against Grissom’s better judgement. Warrick and Sara investigate the deaths of two young women who were found naked and possibly raped. Catherine looks into a robbery of an elderly couple and has to consider their grandson as the prime suspect.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Crime/Angst/Romance

(On hold)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Bonded to Duty: Set during ‘The Perfect Mate.’ A short story about Picard’s feelings as he watches Kamala, the woman who captured his heart like no other, is forced to marry a man, who cares nothing for her, in order to bring peace between worlds. May include other scenes between Kamala and Picard.

Planned relationships: Picard/Kamala (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Alrik/Kamala (human male/human female)

Genres: Angst/Romance

(On hold)

Bonded to Love: AU. Set during ‘The Perfect Mate.’ In the original timeline, Kamala’s bond to Picard copies his sense of honour and duty and she makes the decision to obey her new personality and marry Alrik for peace. In this story, the bond is too strong and she would not be able to fulfil her duties to Alrik. Picard has to find some way to forge a peace between Krios and Valt Minor while under the threat of losing his ship and command when Starfleet Command learns about the incident.

Planned relationships: Picard/Kamala (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Romance/War

(On hold)

The Last Rain: Set during ‘The Inner Light.’ When Picard is struck by the beam of an alien probe, he lives a whole new life on the planet Kataan as Kamin, an iron-weaver in the town of Ressik just before its sun goes supernova. While Kamin’s life was quite detailed, it didn’t answer all of my questions about it. When did Picard truly forget about the Enterprise and his crew? How did Batai die? When was Meribor born? This fic will be my way of filling in those gaps. I hope I do this wonderful and heartbreaking episode justice.

Planned relationships: Picard (Kamin)/Eline (human male/human female), Meribor/Dannick (human female/human male)

Genres: Tragedy/Angst/Romance

(On hold)

Personal Logs: Lwaxana Troi: Based on the events in ‘Dark Page.’ The personal logs of Lwaxana Troi began on stardate 30620, the year she got married. Soon after, there is a seven year gap; a gap that encompasses all references to Kestra, the first daughter that was tragically drowned in an accident. This fic will attempt to piece together some of Lwaxana’s life by way of her personal logs. It will span from the very first log, all the way up to the events of ‘Dark Page’ and possibly for longer.

Planned relationships: Lwaxana/Andrew (Betazoid female/human male), Deanna/Riker (mentioned) (half-human half-Betazoid female/human male)

Genres: Tragedy/Angst/Romance

(On hold)

Star Trek: Other (Doesn’t fit into any specific series)

Broken Crown: Game novelisation of Star Trek: Bridge Commander. When the Vesuvi star goes supernova with no explanation, destroying a Federation terraforming operation and severely damaging the starship in orbit, killing its captain, Starfleet searches for any answers it can find. The inexperienced first officer of the Galaxy-class USS Dauntless NCC-71879 is given command of the vessel and thrust into a conspiracy that threatens to erupt into all-out war with the Cardassian Empire and their mysterious new allies… a war that the Federation, still wounded from the Dominion war, cannot possibly hope to survive.

Planned relationships: Ex-First Officer (haven’t decided name yet)/Saffi Larson (human male/human female), Kiska/Miguel (Bajoran female/human male) (or possibly Ex-First Officer/Kiska, Miguel/Saffi. I like both)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/War/Romance

(On hold – Need to learn more about the Dominion War)

Star Wars

Shades of Grey: AU. Set after RotS. After hearing rumours about his child, Darth Vader investigates the claims that Senator Bail Organa is hiding his daughter. Discovering the claims to be true, Vader takes what is his and trains the baby Leia in the ways of the Sith. I haven’t really figured out what happens after that, but it will involve some battles between Leia and Luke.

Planned relationships: Leia/Han (possible) (human female/human male), Anakin/Padmé (flashbacks) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

Ni Kar’tayl Gar Darasuum: It could potentially into the Canon timeline, but it’s probably AU. Set after AotC. Having witnessed the damage to the clone forces on Geonosis, a defective ARC trooper who managed to blend in as normal when he should have become a Null leaves the Grand Army of the Republic to try and do something the clone never thought he would have a chance to do: live free and have a normal life. But with two squads of Republic commandos, a Null ARC, a Jedi and a Separatist battalion after him, all with conflicting missions, A-70 RO realises that the galaxy will never have a true place for his kind. The title is Mandalorian for “I love you.” Hey, you should have seen my other titles.

Planned relationships: Ro/Melana (human male/human female), Anakin/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

The Last Stand: After witnessing her master’s death on Geonosis, Padawan Mulan Etra tries to continue on in her training. But when an opportunity arrives to destroy the man who killed her master, Count Dooku, she takes it with both hands, even knowing that she is walking the path of the dark side.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

Ner Jetii-ika, Ner Vod’ika, Ner Mando: The title is Mandalorian for “My Jedi, My Comrade, My Mandalorian”. This is Canon, to an extent. It’s a missing scene from Republic Commando: Triple Zero. It’s the love scene between Darman and Etain. Why? Because I think that it deserves showing (though I understand why Karen Traviss didn’t write it herself). I think that the uncertainty and the awkwardness and the rule-breaking needs to be seen. I hope I can do it well.

Planned relationships: Etain/Darman (human female/genetically-altered human male)

Genres: Romance

(In progress)

Star Wars: Jedi Knight

Red Sun: AU. A Jedi Outcast fic. Highly disappointed with the lack of the Dark side ending, Desaan travels to Earth to give Raven Software a piece of his mind. Sadly, they don’t listen to him and he finds me and gives me another plot bunny. What if Kyle had fallen to the lure of the Dark side? Would the Jedi be able to stop him? Would Kyle become the new Emperor (again)? And would anyone figure out what the phreg Desaan was doing with that thing on Yavin? No, seriously, what was it? The answers are, in order: chaos, possibly, yes, no, I don’t know. There you go. No need to read the fic now (read anyway).

Planned relationships: Kyle/Jan (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance (possible)

(On hold)

Dead Zone: A Jedi Academy game novelisation. I’m going to try and put some character into these lifeless puppets that Raven created and unleashed on us. There was absolutely no emotional connection with the characters for me. Compare to KotOR. I did the dark side and I had an emotional connection with Carth, because I’d grown to like him and feel sympathy for him. Betraying him was easy when I forced myself to do it, but I still felt guilty. That’s what a good game does. Academy, on the other hand, sucked. I happily killed Rosh, if only to shut the git up. Seriously, did anyone like him? And… err… in case you were looking for a synopsis… after the Dark force energy is drained from a Massassi temple on Yavin IV, the Jedi slowly unravel a deadly conspiracy to unleash the power of an ancient Sith Lord. Trying to stop the cultists, they have to rely on their students to avoid spreading themselves too thinly. And so, the weight of the galaxy will rest on the shoulders of a young Padawan, only newly initiated. Oh, God, that sounds rubbish. Bit like Academy, eh?

Planned relationships: Kyle/Jan (human male/human female), Kyle/Jaden (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Jaden/Rosh (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

Starship Troopers

Rendezvous Point: Set after Starship Troopers II, but only in that the mind-bugs are there. And they came from the cartoon. Anyway… as the Federation pushes the swarm of bugs back from planet to planet, human morale is rising swiftly. But, as a fleet prepares to bombard a bug-infested planet, all contact is lost with them. A scout flotilla, home to the 23rd Space Squadron, the Talons, is sent to investigate and encounters a brand new species of bug. Retreating from the devastating defeat, the intelligence gathered by the battle allows the Federation to understand exactly how the bugs became so widespread. As the few survivors from the Talons are reposted to a counter-attacking fleet, they swear that the bugs will find nowhere to hide, not even in space.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

Raid: Kills Bugs Dead!: A parody of Starship Troopers I, II and III. Possibly also the cartoon if I can find a DVD of it. After a small meteorite crashes to Earth, causing devastation to a three inch-wide radius and killing a number of amoeba, the United Federation of Planets… I mean, the Rebel Alliance… I mean, the good guys, declare war on a newly-discovered race of bugs, blaming them for the not-so-catastrophe. Armed with the finest military-grade insecticide, the good guys wander hopelessly into trap after trap and slowly come to the conclusion that the bugs may be intelligent. Trying to reason with them is rather hopeless, however, as it turns out they are angered by Will Smith’s actions in Men in Black. In an attempt for peace, Smith is sued by the Federation for traumatizing cockroach children but, unprepared to wait for it to come to court, the bugs unleash their obviously-impossible superweapon: giant lava-spewing bluebottles. And then more stuff happens that the author can’t be bothered to elaborate on.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man: Genesis 2.0: Based off of the movieverse, due to my having little knowledge of any version of the comics. Set around five years after Spider-Man 3. Peter Parker and Mary-Jane are happily married, having found ways to cope with their differences. But when a major genetics lab is opened in New York and an accident occurs, Spider-Man is faced with multiple enemies that remind him strongly of Venom. Possessing all of his powers, and then some, but none of his conscience, Spider-Man is quickly overpowered by his enemies and seeks help from other superheroes, including the Fantastic Four, and even his villains, specifically newcomers Chainsword and Nemesis. But then, to add to Spider-Man’s troubles, Mary-Jane becomes pregnant.

Planned relationships: Peter Parker/Mary-Jane (genetically-enhanced human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(In progress)

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

A Troll’s Tale: I’m not really sure if you can blurb a fic like this. It involves a trader and a dead troll. There, that’s the blurb. The fic itself doesn’t take much longer to read.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Humour/Parody/Angst/Tragedy

(Complete)

Hole in the World: A game novelisation of Oblivion. When a young woman wakes up in the Imperial City dungeons, she is terrified, unable to remember the slightest part of her life, not even her name. A chance encounter with the Emperor frees her from the prison and she starts on a quest to find next ruler of Cyrodil, all the while trying to halt the return of Mehrunes Dagon, Prince of Destruction, and attempting to find answers to her own existence.

Planned relationships: None planned…

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

The Inheritance Cycle

Meat the Sixth: A somewhat-slashy and fairly smutty… interpretation of one early scene in Brisingr. Nothing technically wrong (I could probably put it as a K rating because the little ones aren’t going to realise anything) because it’s all innuendo. Lots and lots of innuendo which Paolini probably should have thought of when he wrote the book.

Planned relationships: Eragon/Roran (sort of) (human male/human male), Roran/Saphira (sort of) (human male/draconic female)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Romance

(Complete)

Meat the Seventh: See above. It’s all Paolini’s fault. And again, possibly K rating, but I’m not going to risk the admins taking a different view.

Planned relationships: Eragon/Sloan (sort of) (human male/human male)

Genres: Humour/Parody/Romance

(Complete)

The Lord of the Rings

Terra Incognita: This is sort of a reverse girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth fic. I know, the horror, the horror! I’m still sorting out the plot (and if I can do it while still fitting in Canon), but here’s what I’ve got so far. A pregnant young woman from modern Earth falls into Middle-Earth and eventually finds her way to Rivendell (don’t worry, she never figures out where she is or screws with the timeline). Giving birth, she pleads with the elves to look after her child before she passes away. Twenty years later, her daughter leaves her home to find the place her mother wrote about in her diary. But when she finds it, she realises that Earth isn’t the best place for a human raised by elves.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/War

(On hold)

The Banned and the Banished (A.K.A. The Kelvish Scrolls)

Wit’ch Bane: AU. I’ve had this idea in my head for a long time, but I’m making this summary up as I go along because it’s been ages since I read these books. After Elena is captured by… Big Bad (can’t remember name (I’ll call him Glorgathon, Devourer of Worlds)), she is broken to his will rapidly until she becomes his most faithful servant. When she is ordered to destroy her old friends, who have bravely tried to continue their journey, she is more than happy to comply. But, when she encounters them, she finds that the last innocent part of her soul won’t let them die without a fight.

Planned relationships: Elena/Er’ril (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Romance

(On hold)

Crossovers

The A.L.A. Uprising: A CoPM spin-off. Five hundred years before the events of YoP, the Abraxan Royal family is massacred in the Second Abraxan Civil War, plunging the planet into chaos. Only two known Royals survive, fleeing with the Loyalist fleet to the Andromeda galaxy. One hundred years later, Dante Redfield saves his sister, Mimi, from a brutal gangrape that opens his eyes to the full extent of Abraxa’s plight. He forms the Abraxan Liberation Army to attempt a return to the world as it was under the Royals, a world free of misogyny and a world where everyone had rights. But the road to peace is a long, harsh one as the Abraxan military opposes his every step. And when the Crelect Rebellion begins, the Abraxan Alliance is forced into war again, the A.L.A. forced to defend themselves from foreign attacks as well as domestic.

Planned relationships: Dante Redfield/Sarah Denzalas (human male/human female), Mimi Redfield/Alfes Dongran (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/War

(On hold)

The Redfield Files: A CoPM spin-off. Over four centuries pass between Dante Redfield, founder of the now-terrorist A.L.A., and Kyle Redfield, Lieutenant Colonel of the Abraxan military. Over that time, there have been many famous Redfields: Corel Redfield, Dante’s daughter, who tries to fight the traitorous A.L.A. and pays for it with her life, yet restoring her family’s name; Wirq Redfield, a politician who stopped a war that could have destroyed half of the galaxy; Admiral Metath Redfield, Kyle’s uncle, who, almost single-handedly, repelled the Sylvanan invasion of Abraxa in the Third Abraxan Civil War and Taren Redfield, who was killed attacking the Crelect occupying the Krata colony. These are their stories.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/War

(On hold)

Summer Days: A CoPM spin-off. Summer Fox is just an ordinary schoolgirl. Sure, she’s a witch, but that’s nothing unusual, right? Wrong. Although Summer’s life only gets really complicated when Chloe Potter enters it, her school days at Salem School of Magecraft and Sorcery weren’t the most pleasant. Becoming embroiled in a nation-wide scandal and getting entangled in a plot to murder the headmaster are nothing when it comes to working out her own burgeoning sexuality.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Humour/Romance

(On hold)

A Summer Night’s Dream: A CoPM spin-off. Summer is hit harder than anyone expected by Chloe’s death. She begins to experience vivid dreams of Chloe, dreams that slowly filter into real life until she can’t tell what’s real and what isn’t. Then Summer’s greatest desire and her worst nightmare collide in a brutal fashion.

Planned relationships: Chris/Rachel (human male/human female), Chloe/Summer (human female/human female)

Genres: Angst/Romance

(Pending review – I might be able to fit this into the main story)

The Markl Manoeuvre: A CoPM spin-off. Markl Lamar’s name is known throughout the Abraxan Alliance, much to his team’s annoyance at times. But the story of why this is so has never been told beyond the enigmatic reference to ‘The Markl Manoeuvre.’ This is the story of how Markl took command of a small fleet of four battlecruisers and led a successful assault against an A.L.A. force ten times stronger than his own.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/War

(On hold)

Claw Vs Talon: A CoPM spin-off. The Third Abraxan Civil War lasted for six years and ended seventeen years before the events before YoP. In that time, numerous colonies on both sides were destroyed and two entire races were wiped out. The Sylvanans and the Talon were on opposing sides of the conflict and were responsible for some of the largest battles the Abraxan Alliance had seen for centuries. Though the Talon nearly joined the Halyl and the Kretar in extinction, they took billions of Sylvanans with them to the grave. The conflict between the races devastated the Alliance and led to a lasting hatred between the two species that threatens the Alliance’s existence in the Crelect War seventeen years later. This is why.

Planned relationships: Morin/Sylkar (Sylvanan male/Sylvanan female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

Dissension: A CoPM spin-off. While the Sylvanan’s conflict with the Talon was the cause for most of the destruction in the Third Abraxan Civil War, the other races in the Alliance weren’t just innocent bystanders. Abraxa, Halyl and Akarius join the Talon to defeat the Sylvanans, the Crelect, the Kretar and the Sperai. Whereas Claw Vs Talon focuses mainly on the Sylvanans and the Talon, Dissension is the whole story.

Planned relationships: Morin/Sylkar (Sylvanan male/Sylvanan female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War/Romance

(On hold)

Accords: A CoPM spin-off. One hundred years after Dante Redfield’s death, Abraxa has come close to perfecting genetic engineering for stronger, smarter people and nano and mechanical upgrades to boost it even more. Naturally, the other races in the Alliance become nervous, seeing the potential military use for the technologies. It eventually culminated in the Second Philaxa Accord, with all three technologies banned across the Alliance. Contains an extended/deleted scene from YoP.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/War

(On hold)

The Final Countdown: A CoPM spin-off. I can’t believe I forgot about this one, though, to be fair, I was, and still am, considering putting it in the main fic. When the Goa’uld launch a surprise attack thirteen years before the events of YoP, Abraxa is completely unprepared and watches in horror as their orbital defences are completely destroyed in seconds. With only three ships battle-worthy, the already under-bombardment Abraxa must hold out for a day against an enemy that outguns them until reinforcements arrive in the form of the thousand-strong Second Fleet. And yes, I do have that song stuck in my head. Anyone know where I can get it (hell, who wrote it?)?

Planned relationships: Kyle’s father/Kyle’s mother (human male/human female), Morin/Sylkar (Sylvanan male/Sylvanan female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/Romance/War

(On hold)

Torrid: A FoD spin-off. Due to some people’s aversion to sexual scenes, this was written as a separate fic and is only hinted at in FoD. Harry and Ginny’s first time is filled with hopes, fears, pleasure and, most of all, love. This is my second attempt at a graphic sex scene, but I think I did all right this time. More may follow if I can come up with ideas to separate them.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female)

Genres: Romance

(Complete – May require slight editing to account for new FoD scenes)

The System Lord of the Rings: A Lord of the Rings/Stargate fusion. A fusion is a crossover, but instead of the characters meeting each other, one set replaces the other. I have SG-1 trying to throw a ring into the Fires of Celestis. It’s half humour, half a serious piece of work. I’m having trouble working it out. All that’s really definite at the moment is that Daniel ‘plays’ Gandalf. Lol. What? They both die, one constantly. Dying is sort of in Daniel’s character.

Planned relationships: Jack/Sam (human male/human female), Daniel/Vala (human male/human female), Teal’c/Ishta (possible) (Jaffa male/Jaffa female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Humour/Angst

(Pending review) (Pending plot)

Chaos Reigns: A Harry Potter/The Immortals crossover. Basically, Daine and Numair etc have to help defeat Voldemort, while Harry etc helps to defeat Ozorne. The Muggles on both sides are caught in the middle, Tortall’s citizens being attacked by Death Eaters while Earth is attacked by thousands of Stormwings etc.

Planned relationships: Harry/Daine (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold) (Pending plot)

Harry Potter and the Mouth of Hell: A Harry Potter/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Harry, furious and scared by the revelation of the prophecy, flees to America and the one place he knows of which could hide his presence: Sunnydale, California. While aware of the immense vampire population, Harry discovers the existence of far more when he is saved by a young woman, a Slayer. Joining forces with her, he manages to find the courage to face Voldemort and, more importantly, a meaning to go on after the completion of the prophecy. Set after OotP and Harry meets the Scoobies in Buffy Season Six, likely after ‘Once More With Feeling’ and before ‘Tabula Rasa’.

Planned relationships: Buffy/Spike (human female/vampire male), Buffy/Angel (underlying tension) (human female/vampire male), Buffy/Riley (underlying tension) (human female/human male), Willow/Tara (human female/human female), Willow/Kennedy (human female/human female), Xander/Anya (human male/ex-vengeance-demon human female), Faith/Wood (not a euphemism, all you non-Buffy fans. That’s the guy’s name) (human female/human male), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Harry/Dawn (human male/ex-Key human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Buffy the Goa’uld Slayer: A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Stargate crossover. Yes, it’s a cliché that the portal in ‘The Gift’ is a Stargate wormhole. But I’m hoping to avoid the cliché slightly by actually remembering that Buffy’s body is still on Earth! Also, this is set after Season Five of Stargate, something else I’ve never seen. Buffy’s soul is sent through the portal to the Nox homeworld. They recreate Buffy’s body, knowing that she is a Slayer. Buffy quickly gets involved in Earth’s war against the Goa’uld, realising that, disregarding the odd hellgod, there are bigger fish to fry out in the dark depths of space. Then more hellgods arrive in the form of the Ori. Buffy’s life just got more complicated… again.

Planned relationships: Jack/Sam (human male/human female), Daniel/Vala (human male/human female), Willow/Tara (human female/human female), Xander/Anya (human male/ex-vengeance demon human female), Buffy/Teal’c (possible) (human female/Jaffa male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Humour/Angst/Horror/War

(Pending review)

Fandom Wars: Flames in Space: A sci-fi crossover. I’m using every sci-fi I’ve ever seen (with the exclusion of Farscape (only seen the mini-series), Red Dwarf (only one ship has guns and they’re pretty pathetic) and Crusade (don’t know squat about Babylon 5)) and pitting their ships (and sometimes their crews) against each other in the name of fun. And also to settle the biggest argument of all time in a non-biased way: Star Trek or Star Wars? No, really, it is non-biased. I love both fairly equally. I’m imagining such chaos as the Shadow of Intent (Halo) versus an Ori battlecruiser (Stargate: SG-1) and Home One (Star Wars) versus a Locust Mothership (Independence Day). And expect further chaos as I shove in The Fifth Element, Battlestar Galactica and Mass Effect. But the one I’m most looking forward to a Borg Sphere (Star Trek) versus the (non-Asgard upgraded) Odyssey (Stargate: SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis). Can the Borg adapt to a good old-fashioned P90? Answer: no, but that doesn’t stop them trying.

Planned relationships: Canon relationships and a few intra-Canon relationships

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Humour/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Destiny of the Force: A Stargate/Star Wars crossover. As the Clone Wars rages through the galaxy, a Jedi Knight and her Padawan make a horrifying discovery about the clone troopers. Trying to escape the once-loyal clones and warn Coruscant about the impending betrayal, they discover a small ring-shaped object floating through space. After being forced through it by the pursuing clones, they are thrown into another galaxy and into the middle of a war with an enemy every bit as deadly as the Sith.

Planned relationships: Jack/Sam (human male/human female), Daniel/Vala (human male/human female), Shepard/Weir (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Shepard/Teyla (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Ronan/Teyla (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Anakin/Padmé (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/War

(On hold)

Star Trek: Frontier’s End: A Star Trek: The Next Generation/Final Destination crossover. When Riker receives a premonition of the ship he is on exploding, he manages to beam himself and six other people back to the Enterprise shortly before its warp core goes critical. However, when Starfleet investigates, they find it hard to believe that Riker did not destroy the ship himself. But a court-martial is the least of his worries. One by one, all of the survivors of the U.S.S. Charon NCC-180 start to die in mysterious circumstances. And Death won’t stop until the cycle is broken once and for all.

Planned relationships: Riker/Troi (underlying tension) (human male/half-human half-Betazoid female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

The Final Prophet: A Star Wars/Halo crossover. A year after the liberation of Earth, the Elites and the UNSC have achieved a workable form of peace, though certain tensions remain between them. When the Elites locate what they believe to be a third Halo, they defend it against an onslaught of Covenant ships. But during the battle, something on the ringworld awakens. Transported to an entirely different galaxy, Shipmaster Sal’Rakma Osmatmee must decide whether to find a way back to his home or to help the Galactic Republic in their desperate war against the Sith. This may link in with Halo: Then There Was Darkness, where Sal first appears, but will likely only reference it vaguely so I can write both at once or this one before.

Planned relationships: Sal’Rakma/Alla’Ka (flashbacks) (Sangheili male/Sangheili female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/War

(On hold)

The (Un)Official Fanfiction University of Digital Pocket Monsters: In the style of OFUM and HFA comes this shocking piece of garbage written by yours truly. The reason it’s unofficial is because a) I still haven’t decided if I really want to commit to this and b) Miss Cam has never responded to any e-mail so I can’t ask permission. If I do end up trying, and she asks me to stop, I will delete it quite happily (unless I’ve been working on it for a year and a half, in which case I will delete it while grumbling a lot). When mysterious portals appear in the ceiling of people’s bedrooms, hundreds of fanfiction writers are abducted. Squeezed (literally) into 2D format, they find themselves stuck in a strange new world where Pokémon and Digimon teach them how to write in basic English. And the punishment for continuing to write badfic? Let’s just say that the Pokéball programming has been edited.

Planned relationships: Canon pairings, Fanfiction writers (may be possible)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Probably every other one known to mankind

(On hold) (Pending plot) (Pending review)

Dead Aim: A Lara Croft/Resident Evil crossover… what? Zombies aren’t that far a leap from the supernatural stuff she deals with, especially not with Underworld’s thralls. I’m not quite sure what the plot is going to be, but I think it’ll be RE movieverse, but with Alice “I’m a Sue” Abernathy obliterated (don’t know how yet).

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold) (Pending plot)

CSI: Middle-Earth: Don’t ask. This is the original CSI team randomly sucked into Middle-Earth by a plothole after the author’s foray into Sherlock Holmes: Lord of the Crack failed miserably, partially due to the author never having touched a Holmes book since English class made him hate it. Follow Gil and Sara as they try and analyse why a river suddenly overflowed, taking with it nine helpless gothic horse riders. Catherine and Warrick attempt to work out who disposed off a young noble by chucking him off a waterfall. Finally, Nick and Doc Robbins are busy trying to tag every body in the Dead Marshes. It’ll take awhile.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Humour/Parody/Crime

(Pending plot)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Demons? In My TV?: A Buffy… are you ready for this?… A Buffy/Teletubbies crossover. Yes, I have finally, finally lost it. At six in the morning, Buffy and Dawn are busy watching television, praying for something good to be on; instead they get the Teletubbies. When Dawn goes to grab a mug of coffee, Buffy starts to notice some strange demonic activity on the television. Suddenly sucked into the screen, she finds herself surrounded by the evil puppets and proceeds to knock the stuffing out of them.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Humour/Parody

(Pending plot)

Journeys Through The Quantum Mirror: It’s in the crossover section because, while each chapter will have self-contained chapters (at least, for now), the Quantum Mirror is a Stargate: SG-1 invention. When characters from one dimension interact with their counterparts from the “true” dimension, chaos ensues. What if Voldemort was fighting against the tyranny of Dumbledore’s oppression (Harry Potter)? What if the Master Chief had died on Halo and became a member of the Flood (Halo)? What if the Clone Wars had stretched and that Anakin encountered Darth Vader (Star Wars)? What if Kraven hadn’t shot Lucien (Underworld)?

Planned relationships: Far too many and random to list…

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Angst/Tragedy/War/Horror

(On hold)

The Roads Not Taken (AU Fics)

The characters do something different to the main fic and, whether the change is big or small, it will have vast consequences. There are lots of ideas, so I’ve just created their own series. The title comes from the Stargate SG-1 Season 10 episode ‘The Road Not Taken,’ which also dealt with alternate realities. The Roads Not Taken only includes What If’s of my own stories. Fics that directly change Canon are listed in other sections. So the majority of these fics are What If’s of What If’s. If your brain isn’t hurting yet, read the original CoPM. That’ll make you reach for the Nurofen.

Fable: Homeward Bound: A SoA TRNT. Marek, just after he loses his family to the Oakvale raid, decides that being a Hero isn’t the life for him and he requests permission to leave the Guild. The Guildmaster gets him settled in with a family in Bowerstone and Marek beginning the long struggle of fitting in, when his world has been destroyed. Naturally, at the end of this fic, Marek and his friends will die horribly, so I’m focusing on the happier sides of this tale, with occasional angst. Well, wouldn’t you feel upset if your family were killed?

Planned relationships: Marek/Megan (human male/human female), Marek/Emily (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Romance/Angst/Tragedy/Horror

(On hold)

Fable: A Hero’s Tragedy: A SoA TRNT. Marek has just defeated the Arena, the legendary testing ground for the Heroes. On the way back to Oakvale, he encounters his childhood friend, Sophie. Over the coming days, Marek and Sophie tentatively explore their deepening friendship. But can their love survive when it seems that everyone is out to get them?

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst

(Pending review – It’s looking more and more likely that the main elements of this story will be in SoA anyway, rendering this obsolete)

Fable: The Last Demon: A SoA TRNT. Marek has been locked in Bargate Prison for ten years, tortured day and night. His friends haven’t been able to get near to the prison and any rescue mission has been doomed from the start. Finally, Marek’s nemesis decides to have the Hero executed. Having nothing left to lose, Marek manages to escape by using spells he once swore never to use. The years behind bars have changed him. Albion won’t live to regret the day that Marek Altan died. His friends won’t want to survive the rise of Reltma Kaan. This fic was created by listening to Meatloaf’s ‘The Monster Is Loose’ one too many times. Also watching Star Trek II more times than is healthy. *nods* Yep. You guessed it. “KAAN!” *snicker*

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (flashbacks) (human male/human female), Marek/Sylana (human male/human female), Reltma/Sophie (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Reltma/Elvira (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

Fable: Slaves to Love: A SoA TRNT. Marek manages to fight off his captors when the slavers who captured him try to take his newfound friend, Vivian. Although he is defeated and tortured for his disobedience, the slave master recognises the potential threat Marek would pose if he harmed Vivian and leaves the young woman alone. When they are freed by Marek’s friends, Vivian and he head to Oakvale to celebrate their liberty and their blooming love. But Marek’s nemesis will stop at nothing to defeat him and decides to use Vivian as bait.

Planned relationships: Marek/Vivian (human male/human female), Marek/Sophie (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Power’s Seduction: A SoA TRNT. With Bazerith having turned against Xarth for betraying her, she captures Marek and breaks his will completely. Now, both Xarth and Sophie have to find and stop Bazerith before she causes more destruction. As for Marek, Xarth plans to use him for something far more terrifying than Albion can imagine, while Sophie is unsure. Is he still her husband, the man who loved her… or has Bazerith changed him so utterly that he now obeys her every command?

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (human male/human female), Marek/Bazerith (human male/nymphic female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: The Whisper in the Storm: A SoA TRNT. This is an evil Marek story, but it focuses less on his cruelty and more on his relationship with Whisper. I know for a fact that I am not the only person who thinks that Whisper and the PC had some sort of attraction underneath their rivalry. I even hint at the possibility of a relationship in SoA, but never go beyond that. You don’t have to have read SoA to understand this as it is completely standalone (as long as you’ve played Fable). The only reason it’s in this section is because it uses the SoA characters.

Planned relationships: Marek/Whisper (underlying tension) (flashbacks) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Fable: Seeing the World Change: A SoA TRNT. One moment can change an entire future. Tripping over a root in their flight back to Oakvale, Theresa is left behind as Marek sprints onward, unknowing. Hiding from the pursuing bandits, Theresa hears her entire world destroyed by fire and steel. Picking her way through the wreckage, she is rescued by a Hero and taken to be trained. But, as her visions increase, she senses that Marek was supposed to have been the one saved, the one to grow into a powerful Hero. What kind of saviour will she make? And can she save the world when she believes that it should have been different?

Planned relationships: Theresa/Maze (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Living Doll: A SoA TRNT. The day Oakvale was attacked, Marek’s mother had returned from one of her mysterious journeys. Theresa’s birthday should have been a wondrous occasion, but was instead filled with blood and death. But if Oakvale had been spared for just a few more days, what could have happened? Accepted into the Guild of Heroes, Marek and Theresa are ecstatic at living out their dreams. But when they receive word of the destruction of their home, they change dramatically. Will they turn into the very people they despise, or will they realise their missteps in time to stop?

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (underlying tension) (human male/human female), Theresa/Maze (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: Grave Danger: A SoA TRNT. Also jokingly known as CSI: Albion. When Marek loses his final conflict with Kolya, he is healed by the very man who just stabbed him. Instead of being an act of kindness, however, Kolya is just deciding what would be the death that would give Marek the most suffering. Six weeks later; Marek has disappeared from the face of Albion and his friends are becoming worried. Together, they set off to discover where he is and the cause of his likely death. But Kolya, anticipating their actions, tries desperately to stop them from making the gruesome discovery. While the plot is different, I probably did get the idea for this from CSI. Viewers will know what I mean (if not, you haven’t been paying attention) but the rest of you will just have to wait. And CSI: Albion is being seriously considered because that would be brilliant.

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable: The Last Cullis Gate: A SoA TRNT. After capturing Theresa, Marek’s nemesis delves into her mind and discovers how Marek defeats him. Determined not to let that happen, he calls upon all of his strength to send Marek to a place where he cannot stop the coming Apocalypse: Seattle, 2019 AD. Marek, confused and afraid by this strange new world, tries to navigate the city’s many dangers, including traffic lights, a changed language and, worst of all, driving lessons. While making a new friend helps to quell the dreadful loneliness even in a city of millions, he is in deep trouble when he finds out that the police are ‘on his tail’ (whatever that means). As his stay in his new world becomes longer and longer, he slowly starts to give up hope of ever seeing his friends again. I’m considering having this be a crossover with Dark Angel, hence the time and place, but if not it’ll likely be somewhere I know slightly more about.

Planned relationships: Marek/Sophie (flashbacks) (human male/human female), Marek/Domini (underlying tension) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable II: Loving Lily: A MSR TRNT. When Rose decides that food for a week is far more important that testing a con-artist’s claim to have a magical object, she starts a chain reaction that will lead her to destroy herself to keep her sister alive and, more importantly, innocent. Finally submitting to Arfur’s requests, she earns enough money to keep Lily warm and full in the coldest winter they have ever known at the price of slowly losing the will to live. But when Lily finds out about how Rose is helping her, the bond between the two sisters is bruised and torn. Rose has to make a choice about what is more important: keeping Lily alive, or watching her grow up.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Fable II: The Fifth Hero: A MSR TRNT. When Lord Lucien, by extraordinary chance, locates two young children possessing magical abilities in the cold streets of Bowerstone, he invites them up to Castle Fairfax to positively identify them and then destroy two of the threats to his power in one go. But when the moment comes, he finds himself unable to pull the trigger. Taking the two young girls in, he begins to teach them how to unlock and wield their power and, after years of training, he finds himself with two very powerful servants, who far outstrip the Commandant in raw ability and instinctual finesse. The two girls, eager to fulfil Lucien’s dream of a new world, begin to hunt down and destroy the remaining three Heroes and the mysterious woman who binds them all together.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Sophie’s Choice: A CoPM TRNT. Sophie, when given the choice to leave the war behind, is torn between the loyalty she feels to her family and the threat her continued presence brings to them. She eventually decides to leave with the aid of Chris, who sends her to live with a new family. Might be continued beyond the one-shot of the original.

Planned relationships: Sophie/George (human female/human male), Chris/Rachel (human male/human female)

Genres: Angst

(On hold)

Let Me Go: A CoPM TRNT. When Sophie is killed in the Battle of Riddle Manor, the innate darkness in Chris is unleashed. He starts to hunt down everyone who had even the smallest part in his daughter’s death. And, slowly, the line between revenge and insanity becomes more and more blurred for Chris. Includes an alternate ending.

Planned relationships: Sophie/George (human female/human male), Chris/Rachel (human male/human female)

Genres: Angst

(On hold)

Eep!: A CoPM TRNT. The characters of CoPM, aware of their fictional existence, become fed up with the author playing around with their lives. Using the stupidly powerful Old Magic that the author kept inventing whenever it suited him, they enter our universe to teach us all a lesson. The lesson never quite becomes apparent. As I’ve created limits on Old Magic now, this fic may not spawn from the CoPM remake.

Planned relationships: Reviewers/pain

Genres: Torture/Angst/Torture/Humour/Parody/Torture/Weirdness

(Pending review) (Pending plot)

Claire’s Story: A CoPM TRNT. Claire White is a rarely seen, yet apparently popular minor character. Originally intended as small comic relief, she evolved far beyond that in an alternate reality, where she and Chris fell in love. Now, the whole tale of Claire is told as she and Chris struggle to hold onto their relationship as the world burns around them.

Planned relationships: Chris/Claire (human male/human female), Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), George/Sophie (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Half a Life: A FoD TRNT. Set a few years before The Phantom Menace. After a diplomatic mission on Penthal VII to try to encourage the Penthalians to join the Republic, Harry and Kesla receive a distress call from Penthal VII’s largest moon. They discover that the moon is about to experience a massive storm that occurs once every thousand years. As the combined force of twenty hurricanes crashes down on them, Harry and Kesla desperately try to save as many people as they can. But the price of survival is more than Harry can pay.

Planned relationships: None

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst

(On hold)

Never Winter: A FoD TRNT. The original Half a Life, before the plot wildly span away from the ending I wanted for HaL. So I just split it into two entirely different stories. Set a few years before The Phantom Menace. Harry and Kesla’s failed mission to take down the Night Lords has revealed the Jedi’s watching eye to the leaders of the major criminal organisation. In this version of history, instead of cutting back on operations and fading into the background, they launch a devastating terrorist attack on the Jedi Temple. While grieving over the loss of his daughter and wife, not to mention the unborn child in her womb, Harry requests permission to hunt the terrorists down. When the Jedi Council refuses due to the well of anguished fury within him, he leaves to do it himself, Kesla following him. But the lure of the Dark side is not easy to resist.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (flashbacks) (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst

(On hold)

Only Human: A FoD TRNT. With Ginny dead, killed on Prala during the cave-in of FoD, Harry is heartbroken, having just admitted his full feelings for her. However, life continues on. After a mission back to Prala, Harry and Kesla find themselves stuck drifting through space with a damaged hyperdrive. Kesla stuns Harry by admitting her crush on him and Harry is unsure what to do, even though he finds that the feeling is mutual. When Voldemort catches wind of Harry’s new relationship, he strikes, hoping to demoralize Harry and start his final victory sooner than anticipated.

Planned relationships: Harry/Kesla (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/Tragedy/Romance/War

(On hold)

The Mistake: A TRNT of Harry Potter and the Dying Rose. This fic was created after I wondered about the limits of Polyjuice Potion. For instance, if a man is attracted to a woman but she hates him, why not grab a lock of hair from her and turn himself into her to satisfy a fantasy. Or worse, turn into another man and rape her with no consequences for him. *plot idea* Oops… Anyway, in this fic, Polly (I actually haven’t come up with a name for this character yet, so Polly it is for now) decides to act on her attraction to Chloe and creates an elaborate plan. She assumes the form of Scorpio and seduces Chloe to satisfy her lust for the young Potter. But when Chloe becomes pregnant, assuming its Scorpio’s child, Polly panics. And Chloe’s suspicions are aroused when her baby looks nothing like her lover.

Planned relationships: Harry/Ginny (human male/human female), Draco/OC (human male/human female), Scorpio/Chloe (human male/human female), Ron/Hermione (human male/human female), Chloe/Polly (underlying tension) (human female/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Angst/ Romance/War

(On hold)

Closure: “This isn’t a relationship, Fred! Relationships involve love! Relationships involve trust… you were closure. Nothing more.” A Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist TRNT. After George’s death in the last battle, Sophie collapses in on herself. At Ron and Hermione’s wedding, a momentary lapse of judgement, spurred on by a large amount of champagne, causes Sophie to descend on a spiral of self-destruction. Unable to reveal the truth about her lover, Sophie tries to keep up appearances with the rest of the Weasleys. But a secret within a secret causes her entire life to fall apart in one fell swoop and she has to finally confront her family and her heart to decide whether she has the strength to carry on.

Planned relationships: Sophie/George (flashbacks) (human female/human male), Sophie/Fred (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Romance

(On hold)

Original Fiction

Independence: Runaway: This story came to me in a dream. Why are elves always the be all and end all of perfection? They’re perfect warriors, perfect mages, and, in some works, perfect lovers. Why? So I thought, ‘What the hell?’ When thought by me, that never bodes well for anyone.

Elves are the dominant species of Alludana and have been for the last six thousand years. Since their ‘taming’, humans have become slaves in the world, usually treated little better than animals. After murdering her owner to defend herself, Elasia must escape her home town and avoid the vicious pack of soldiers on her tail. In a world that has no place for her, Elasia must try and find the Nala’s Warriors, an often-rumoured band of humans struggling to fight against the elven tyranny. Not even knowing if they exist, Elasia continues blindly on, praying for safety. But the elves have a personal reason for wanting her dead.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(On hold)

Independence: Allegiance: Part Two of the Independence trilogy. Having found the supposedly-mythical Nala’s Warriors and defeated the group following her, Elasia believes that she is safe. But her appearance has prompted the Council of Nala to gather Nala’s Warriors together for the first time in three hundred years, solidifying their strength from numerous cells of rebels into one great army. However, the cells must first make a long and perilous journey through the land of their enemy to make it to the safety of the Shadowlands.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Romance

(On hold)

Independence: Liberty: Part Three of the Independence trilogy. Elasia is horrified when the dwarves tell her the true nature of her magical powers. As the humans fear that she will begin to shun her power, their greatest weapon, they get intelligence stating that the elven army is being gathered to wipe them from existence. As the dwarves begin to show hostility towards the humans for dragging them into the war, Nala’s Warriors begin to lose hope. All must come together to have a chance of surviving and Elasia is the unwilling focal point of the war. But will her existence will bring destruction or salvation to Alludana?

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War/Romance

(On hold)

Infrared: To Play With Fire: This is part one of a series of short stories I am considering, where a parallel world filled with magic starts to interfere with and affect ours (or a world like ours as I don’t really know much enough about certain cities to accurately describe them (or I could set it in the future)).

Kyle Chambers has been a thorn in the side of the law for years. Widely regarded as the stealthiest burglar in Europe, he has eluded police time and time again. When a bloodied and beaten young woman arrives at his door, he is naturally suspicious. His curiosity is aroused when Mala herself refuses to go to a hospital and he makes it his mission to discover who she is. But when he discovers the truth, his world is turned upside down and if he wants to survive, he must fight for everything he believes in before it is destroyed by everything he doesn’t believe in.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Infrared: Ignition: Part Two of the Infrared series (as far as I can tell. The plot could be changed at any time). Though he hasn’t fully accepted what has happened to him, Kyle is willing to help fight the Circle, Mala’s enemies. But the Circle’s influence is becoming stronger. Within months, if not weeks, they will be able to launch a massive invasion force to cleanse the planet of mankind instead of the few dimensional intruders already on the planet. But even worse, they will soon be able to directly affect Earth: alter human minds on an immense scale to tie them up in massive, senseless wars; alter Earth’s geography to cause volcanic eruptions under major cities or even, if they so chose, burn away the atmosphere entirely. Mala and Kyle need to find allies in worlds becoming increasingly hostile to them.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Dying to be Dead: Or ‘Man, I’m Dying for a Fag’ or ‘It’s a Hard Life Being Dead’. I’m not totally sure whether this should be an original fic or if I should link it up with an established fandom. This is story which has a… are you sitting down?… zombie for a main character. Yes, I lost my mind a long time ago, why do you ask? Follow the travels of Mr. Chompandbite as he tries to chat up women and finds that beer has lost all its allure for him. Worst of all, those dastardly humans have taken all the cigarettes with them as they hole up in annoyingly well-defended shopping centres and fight biker gangs. Join him as he forms S.H.A.M.B.L.E.S., the Society against Hatred of Autonomously Mobile Bodies Looking to Eat Survivors. Will he ever succeed in campaigning against the offensive terms ‘undead’ and ‘living dead’ while avoiding being shot by angry snipers with ten thousand rounds of ammo?

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Humour/Parody

(On hold)

Dragon Child: Hatchling: I hope that this will be a trilogy, but I haven’t come up with much to separate the main plot points. If it is a trilogy, the second will be called Wyvern and the third Dragonlord. No, the lack of spacing isn’t an error, in case you were wondering. For ten thousand years, humans and dragons have lived peacefully, both helping the other species survive after Fire’s Reign, the years when the world was almost destroyed. The dragons, severely weakened, resorted to assuming human form and cross-breeding to assure their continued existence. But a child has been born to a human woman and a male dragon, something banned for millennia; a child that supposedly breaks all the rules. Whereas all other half-breeds have turned out to be pure dragon, this child is a perfect mix of both species. As the dragons try to keep the child safe until they can understand what has happened, a group of humans slowly gain in power. The Coralins want to bring the dragons to their knees, either by enslaving them or wiping them out, and they have the power to do it. A dragon has joined them for his own benefit, wanting to kill those who wronged him. When the Coralins hear of the child, they try to turn her to their cause, claiming that the dragons ruined her life and murdered her mother. Much to the dragon’s dismay, Mirilen begins to believe them. What Mirilen doesn’t know is how much power she wields. Being a half-breed has given her the strengths of both races, but she starts to discover dormant might and Mirilen must find out what Fire’s Reign was, before she causes it to happen again.

Planned relationships: Mirilen/Argath (underlying tension) (half-human half-dragon female/human male), Mirilen/Solya (underlying tension) (half-human half-dragon female/dragon female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

True Colours: Indigo: Struggling to get home in the middle of the worst storm Europe has ever seen, Katie Murphy stops to pick up a businessman caught in the horrendous weather. But soon after, the seemingly innocent man takes her on a journey into the deepest levels of hell. After drugging her and Jill, her five-year-old daughter, the car crashes and the man takes his paycheque. For Katie and Jill have been sold into the world’s largest human trafficking ring and Katie is forced to go to levels she never thought she’d go to in order to survive. But they picked the wrong woman to kidnap; Katie is a member of a government squad with almost infinite power. Their job? To bring down human traffickers wherever they go, by any means necessary.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

True Colours: Violet: Having arrested or killed fifty of the traffickers in one fell swoop, Katie has gotten some desperately needed peace. But when information emerges that it was only the tip of the iceberg, she returns to duty to destroy the entire society underneath her feet. But they know who she is now and are prepared to do whatever is required to remove her from the equation. When Jill is taken from her again, Katie breaks down, her damaged resolve shattered. The team has seven days to kill Katie live on international television, or Jill will be executed. With their immense power, the team would be legally able to accomplish it with no effort required. But where does the line between saviour and villain, police and criminal, lie? When does playing God and defending those you love mean becoming no more than the ones you smite down? Where does it end? I’m thinking of multiple sequels, all separate (excluding the last) with different characters and plots but all coming together in one coherent whole as the True Colours series. The colours for the duologies will be Scarlet/Red, Green/Viridian and the trilogy that links everything together is White/Black/Grey. This might be my most ambitious project, with the possible exclusion of the Fable series.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

True Colours: Scarlet: Set five years before Indigo. Marly Sanders works as a pizza delivery girl for a boss that doesn’t particularly like her. But when she is witness to his murder, she finds herself on the run for the second time in her life. Meeting up with a stranger who saves her life, she inadvertently drags him into a war hidden from the public eye: a war between herself and her creators. Marly is a bio-mechanically altered, genetically-enhanced mutant and has been ever since she was a child. Eventually escaping and breaking her brainwashing, she thought she had left the Reaver Project far behind. But when the hunt intensifies, she realises that she needs to take the fight to them and make the hunters become the hunted.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

True Colours: Red: The Reaver Project has been destroyed, all traces of Marly’s past wiped away in a single moment. Desperate to find out about her parents and the brother she never knew existed, she tries to unravel the mystery behind Revaeris, the biological compound used to enhance her strength, endurance and intelligence. Finally, all the fingers start to point at Tiber Corporation, the world’s largest pharmaceutical company. But as she delves deeper to find out her origins, she discovers that some secrets are buried for a good reason.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

True Colours: Green: Set thirty-two years before Indigo. Daniel Hawthorne is a devoted father, doing whatever he can do in an increasingly dangerous world to protect his children. When his eldest falls sick with Sovisaen Fever, he works himself half-to-death to get enough money for the cure. Soon after, she again falls ill, this time to an unknown disease. Calling in all the favours he is owed by the people in power, he eventually tracks the disease down to an outbreak in Tiber Corp. As Tiber Corp struggle to find a cure for the disease, which will rapidly destroy all forms of life on Earth if left unchecked, Daniel desperately tries to keep his daughter from dying. But when the cure arrives, he realises that if he ever wants his child to grow up, he can’t be there to see it.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

True Colours: Viridian: Set six years after Green. Casey has done her best to keep her family together after her father’s disappearance. It’s been a long, hard road, but she has somehow managed it at the cost of her will to exist. When a one-night stand goes horribly wrong and she winds up pregnant, she immediately wants to abort it. But when a call comes in from someone who claims to know the truth about her father, she is ordered to keep the baby alive at all costs. Putting her trust in the mysterious man turns out to be the right thing to do when a contained plague sweeps her workplace and kills everyone but her in seconds because of the immunity the baby carries. Finding the man dead, she unravels the mystery behind Tiber Corp and why they don’t want her or the baby alive any longer. But nobody can predict the outcome of the battle Casey fights to protect her child.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Horror/Sci-Fi

(On Hold)

Game Over: December 28th 2799; the scientists at the galaxy-famous Chalindra Station, a massive orbital research facility jointly-founded by mankind and the malth as the first step to peace, have completed one of their greatest achievements to date. Designed as an utterly realistic vision of the past and future, the ARC can replicate past battles with an almost one-hundred percent accuracy rating, depending on the reference material. More importantly to the UESC military, however, it can predict every action and consequence of a war between the Terranamalth Alliance and the Estrai Federation, with whom tensions have been rising for decades. But on the night of the ARC’s first true testing, however, an Estrai spy sabotages the experiment. When the spy is discovered, he hurriedly attempts to finish his assigned task, resulting in consequences no-one could have predicted; ARC has gained sentience. Trapping the helpless scientists and soldiers inside its virtual reality, it forces them through countless simulations of hundreds of scenarios, drawing them from its vast library. In order to escape the “game”, the hostages have to fight their way through ARC’s defenders and deactivate its internal network, preventing each section of ARC from communicating, effectively killing it. But ARC’s library is connected to everything and it quickly forms its own war-torn campaign from hundreds of sources throughout history, determined to survive by any means necessary. This story was originally supposed to be a humorous story about a group of people trapped in an RPG, but it evolved into a slightly more serious story, especially with the ending I now have planned. It’ll likely end up as a serious fic, but with mocking of games in the middle.

Planned relationships: Alexander Altan/Susan Romanov (human male/human female), Jennifer Kail/Tuni’lith (human female/malth male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(Pending review) (Pending plot)

Forbidden Treasures: This is just yet another test of my writing skills. Let’s see if I can write a believable incest fic and make you feel empathy/sympathy for the characters. Michael Gillen lost his wife, Alexia, less than five years into their marriage, leaving him with the difficult task of raising a daughter, Katherine, who can barely recall her mother. For thirteen years, the two manage to cope with everything that gets thrown their way. But suddenly, on Katherine’s fifteenth birthday, their feelings evolve far beyond the normal father/daughter relationship and their world is thrown upside down.

Planned relationships: Michael/Alexia (human male/human female), Michael/Katherine (human male/human female)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror

(Pending plot) (Pending review – Obviously, I’m a bit nervous about doing this one)

Trial under Fire: Flameskin: A fantasy story which refuses to leave my head. For years, the land of Chimra has been plagued by the armies of the Lord of Salamus, the man King Ankorf once trusted with the land’s defence. Now, after almost two decades of searching, the King hears of a potential saviour; a young woman with power that, with training, could be stronger than any of his own mages. The constant war had drained his forces of their power, leaving Chimra vulnerable to annihilation. Risking all to command Amaria, Ankorf sends the best men and women he has for the job: a man who viciously betrayed Chimra; a Healer with more talent for killing; an assassin mage, even though the two orders hate each other, and a warrior priest without any faith.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Trial under Fire: Fireheart: Having learnt the full extent of the power she commands, Amaria is simultaneously repelled by and drawn to the seductive force. As Amaria grows in power, Salamus’ second-in-command is sent after her to capture and turn her to his cause. Sending out soldiers and sorcerers to defend his new hope, Ankorf prepares for the war to end soon, trusting that Amaria can kill anyone who stands against her. However, after accidentally killing an innocent man who startled her, Amaria tries to draw away from her power. When her enemy finds them though, she is forced to take up her mantle once more to defend her friends from an enemy equal to her.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Trial under Fire: Amaria: The truth about Amaria’s heritage was revealed by Hortal before he died and the soldiers defending her become wary of her in case she turns on them. However, her friends have a more pressing concern and are just struggling to wake her from the coma she slipped into after the fight. Salamus, enraged by Hortal’s death, gathers his full force and marches on Chimra’s capital city. Having woken up, Amaria realises that, as the Fire’s Child, she is the only thing standing in the way of the most powerful mage of all time. Finally accepting her destiny, she tries desperately to intercept the army intent on destroying everything she has ever known.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Alone: Earth was lost. The Dran Federation thought the fight was over. They were wrong. Deep in the Iranis Galaxy, the last human-occupied world in the universe, simply named Colony One, remains intact, stranded trillions of lightyears from home without the warpgate connection to Earth. Trying to find the technology to return home and defeat the invaders becomes more difficult, however, when another alien race stumbles upon their existence. This is a collection of short stories tying into a central plot. It could last five stories, it could last five hundred. I don’t know.

Planned relationships: Sophie Bell/Alexi Romanov (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(In progress)

Colony One: Dark Sun: Having formed an alliance with the Loth to protect themselves against the fleets of the Null, Colony One is slowly expanding its power base and beginning to build ships to combat the Dran. But when a probe crashes to the ground, they become aware of an advanced race desperately trying to keep their sun from dying. However, the race holds a dark secret that must force Colony One to make a grave decision: save the race and gain badly-needed technology or let them die out and remove one of the greatest threats to galactic peace.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Alexi (underlying tension) (human female/human male)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Black Ops: The citizens of Colony One discover a small section of their military has broken off all contact, attacking all races in an effort to steal their technology. In an effort to save their fledgling relationship with the races of the Iranis Galaxy, Colony One sends a group of their elite pilots and soldiers to bring the traitors to justice.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Red Alert: When Colony One saves a ship full of refugees from a Null patrol, they inadvertently take in two Lanomorphs, a presumed extinct race of shape-shifters, who plan to steal their strongest battlecruiser and ransom it off to the highest bidder. Little do they know, a third Lanomorph is hunting the two and will use any means necessary to stop them.

Planned relationships: None planned

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Home: When Colony One is given special-rift technology by the Thriik, a race rapidly exploring the galaxy, they are eager to test it and return to Earth. A small flotilla of three scout ships and a battlecruiser are fitted with the technology and sent in search of humanity’s homeworld. But what they find in the Milky Way raises suspicions about the genuine purpose of the Thriik’s technology. And only Camlis, the Lanomorph seeking refuge on Colony One, is able to stop the domination of the last surviving humans.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Void: Tensions between the Loth and the Thriik are rising and the ongoing threat of the Null is the only thing stopping both races going to war. Colony One, meanwhile, is leading a multi-racial strike against the Null, hoping to find out where they came from and what if any weaknesses they have. But what they find shatters the Loth’s belief in their religion and leaves them open to a Null counter-attack.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Light: With the Loth fleet devastated by the Null’s vicious response and the Banshee destroyed, the survivors evacuate their worlds and gather on an empty continent on Colony One. Their attempts to settle to their new planet are slowed by multiple explosions ripping through their settlements. Talanis, a xenophobic group that has been gaining support in recent months, has launched a terrorist attack, trying to force the Loth off Colony One, and their actions are severely weakening humanity’s diplomatic standing. If Colony One can’t stop them soon, the other races will abandon them to the Null war machine.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Darkness: With Fleet Command destroyed by a combination of Talanis sabotage and a Null attack group, the military of Colony One is left leaderless and with multiple factions striving for control. During this time, Talanis increases their attacks against the Loth. Defying orders, a group of soldiers make it their mission to neutralise the Talanis threat and bring the Allied Races together once more before the Null destroy them all.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Flight of the Phoenix: The Phoenix has finally been released from drydock. The most-advanced ship ever constructed in the history of humanity combines the technology of the Loth, the Lanomorphs, the Terrans and reverse-engineered Null technology. But on its maiden voyage, the Phoenix stumbles upon a shocking discovery: a large colony ship, crewed by humans, drifting through space without a Faster Than Light drive.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Laws: Investigating the ruins of an ancient civilisation the Lanomorphs helpfully directed them to, Colony One discovers that the planet isn’t entirely abandoned. Their presence activates a species of sentient mechanoids which went into hibernation millennia ago. As Colony One attempts to treat with the AI forces, a Thriik ship appears in orbit and tries to take control of the Cylerians for its own army, possibly damaging the peace talks irreparably.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Assault: As Colony One explores the galaxy, they encounter races desperately fighting against the unending swarms of Null wherever they go. System after system, race after race have fallen to the aliens. As the Allied Races prepare themselves for a strike by a large Null fleet, they are joined by ships from multiple other species, each wanting to see if co-operation is the key to repelling the invaders.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Ashes: After an engineering malfunction that leaves the ship crippled, the Phoenix is destroyed by pirates wielding malfunctioning temporal weapons, killing all hands when the FTL drive erupts. One week earlier, some of the crew start to remember things that haven’t happened yet. Erring on the side of caution, the captain orders engineering to shut down and experiment they were conducting. But when the experiment fails to shut down, the crew realise that, no matter what they do, the ship is on a course for self-destruction.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: The Devil’s Net: Falling victim to a Null drone, the Phoenix is trapped, their systems disabled by an EMP field. The crew wake up to find themselves held prisoner on board a Null ship, the aliens acting curiously passive compared to usual. Managing to free themselves and reactivate the captive Phoenix, the crew destroys the Null ship, little knowing that there are a number of Null hidden on board the ship itself.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Spawn: The Allied Races receive word of a Null shipyard on the outer edges of the galaxy, one of many that produce ship after ship to crush all resistance. With their secret home attacked and heavily damaged in an attack, the few remaining Lanomorphs officially join the Allied Races to receive protection. Using their advanced technology to give them an advantage, a multi-racial attack fleet is gathered to destroy the Null shipyard in the hopes of stemming the flow of attacks.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Revolution: When an unknown ship decloaks in orbit of Colony One and destroys a damaged Loth refugee ship from one of their outer colony worlds, Colony One learn more about the dark history of their strongest ally. Trying to defend their people and their friends becomes ever harder when the aliens viciously attack Gagarin Station, sparking another war in a galaxy already consumed by flames. And if Colony One can’t figure out how to stop the infighting, the galaxy will be an easy target for the Null fleets pushing deeper than ever into the galaxy.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: God To The Godless: When the Phoenix is attacked by a carbon-copy of itself, it flees into the unknown reaches of the galaxy when the copy is revealed to be far stronger than the original. Suspicions of who was piloting the ship are confirmed when the sensor log reveals four transports onto the ship while the shields were down. The Hybrids, including some new creatures, realising that the crew are aware of them, begin a systematic capture of the ship and its crew.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: The Old Testament: The Phoenix and its new sister ship, the Pegasus, attempt to hunt down the remaining Hybrids and their new planet. Even though they encounter resistance from both Null forces intent on protecting their work and civilians on Colony One who believe that the Hybrids could be changed, controlled and pacified from their genetic programming, the two ships struggle through the galaxy in their quest. But when they find the Hybrid’s refuge, even the crews begin to have second doubts about the morality of their mission.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: The Four Horsemen: Vicious, bio-engineered viruses begin to sweep through the galaxy, targeting everyone and everything: fertile fields of crops suddenly shrivel and die; livestock go insane and kill each other; thousands of people rot from the inside out. Trying to find a cure for the Null plagues is difficult when Colony One is crippled and there is no healthy crew to find a cure in space and no healthy scientists to create a cure on the planet. Only with the aid of the Cylerians will a cure be possible, but the Null have anticipated this possibility and are laying siege to the mechanical race.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Retribution: Finally discovering the identity of the race that destroyed their own, a number of Lanomorphs steal Terran ships in order to do as much damage as possible to the enemy. With most of the fleet either damaged from the last Null attack or stolen by the Lanomorphs, the Phoenix and the Pegasus lead a strike force to take their ships back in a three-way battle above the Tanneloth homeworld. With the future of his species in the balance, Camlis makes a heavy sacrifice to try and win back Colony One’s trust for his race.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Truths of 7ime: Seven years after Colony One’s destruction by the Null fleet, the war-battered crews of the Phoenix and the Pegasus are all that remains of the Allied Races. Humanity, Loth and the Lanomorphs are on the verge of total extinction and over ninety percent of the galaxy is under Null control. Constantly fleeing, with dwindling power supplies and almost no rations remaining, the survivors are sick of it all and almost hope that the next battle will destroy their crippled ships. But when the crew of the Pegasus come up with an ingenious idea, a new hope is born, but with one problem: they have to return to return to Colony One, over sixty-five thousand lightyears away, to find a power source.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (flashbacks) (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: The Re7urn: The crew of the Phoenix are stunned when a wormhole opens right before their eyes and a heavily-damaged Pegasus emerges from it, quickly followed by three Null supercarriers. Evacuating the crew before the Pegasus’ destruction, the Phoenix flees and begins to question the crew, who are revealed to be time-travellers from a devastated future. As the Allied Races begin to create the attack force that brings down their destruction, news reaches Colony One about a powerful alien race under constant attack by the Null and slowly dying under the assault. If they assist them, they could gain wormhole technology to return home to the Milky Way, but the future crew of the Pegasus argues that the mission will bring down the wrath of every Null fleet for lightyears around.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (flashbacks) (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Fate’s 7wist: The warning not reaching Fleet Command in time, the Allied Races have set off to defend their potential new ally. Defying their orders to join with the fleet, the Phoenix attempts to contact other races in order to fight off the coming Null counter-attack and defend their world. But few are willing to commit to a suicide mission, even with the time travellers urgings. Running out of time and running out of hope, the Phoenix desperately turns to the Thriik for assistance, but the cure may be worse than the disease.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (flashbacks) (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Genesis 2.0: With the captain of the Phoenix still incapacitated by the battle against the Null, the first officer takes over and begins the search for Camlis. But when Fleet Command calls them back, they learn about a secret genetics operation being conducted on the surviving Hybrids, all of whom have vanished from the face of the galaxy. With other races also conducting genetic experiments, it is only a matter of time before someone creates the perfect soldier. Whether that species will be the Null, the Tanneloth or someone else, none can say, but if even one does, the stability of the galaxy will be forever destroyed.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (flashbacks) (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Forgotten: The Phoenix resumes their search for Camlis with the aid of the Lanomorphs who look to him as a leader. With all the data pointing to the Tanneloth homeworld, the Lanomorphs begin an espionage operation to rescue him, but are unaware of a Tanneloth spy network tracing their every move. And as they begin to close in on Camlis, the net begins to close in around them. And as they begin to close in on Camlis, the net begins to close in around them.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (flashbacks) (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Paving the Road: The Phoenix is trapped in space, having crashed into a cloaked Tanneloth ship. Both ships are stuck, unable to pull free. Refusing to work together, the two species have raised weapons and are prepared to attack the other, even if it would mean their own destruction. But as the engineering teams report nearby spatial anomalies that explain the near-impossibility of two cloaked ships colliding, the Phoenix witnesses something long-rumoured but never before seen: the formation of a natural wormhole, one that could lead back to the Milky Way.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Incursion: Due to the actions of the Phoenix, the Dath Federation is now aware of the Irandis galaxy and has emerged from the Jump One wormhole so recently discovered. Returning to Colony One to face a court-martial, the crew of the Phoenix tries to think of a way to stop the Dath from locating and destroying their new home. But when the only course of action available to them would damage all they have worked for for months, even Fleet Command is unsure about the decision to be made.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Shore Leave: With the Null-Dath War in full swing, Colony One is safe from attacks for a short time, allowing the crews of the Phoenix and the Pegasus to have some downtime for the first time in weeks. The time spent on the quiet world gives them time to reflect on the war at large and try to find peace with themselves. The only one who isn’t relaxing is Camlis, who has now healed from his time among the Tanneloth, and is beginning the latest attempt to breed his race back to their full strength and glory with information gathered from the Genesis 2.0 project.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Colony One: Chaos Theory: The first prototype of a wormholedrive has been created by the scientists at Gagarin Station and the Phoenix has been chosen to be the test vessel. Arriving at the test coordinates is the simple part, with only a thousand kilometres drift from the target location. When they try to return home, however, they find themselves over three thousand lightyears off course. With the return journey taking almost a third of a year using conventional FTL drives, they resort to trying to use the randomly created wormholes to slide their way through space back to Colony One.

Planned relationships: Sophie/Camlis (underlying tension) (human female/Lanomorph)

Genres: Action/Adventure/Romance/Tragedy/Angst/Horror/War

(On hold)

Here is a full list of the fics currently blurbed:

Fable: Shadows over Albion (SoA I)

Fable: Chaos Reigns (SoA II)

Fable: Ghosts of Albion (SoA III)

Fable: Avo’s Crusade (SoA IV)

Fable: The Blue Box (SoA V)

Fable: Pegasus (SoA VI (official))

Fable: Twelve (SoA VI (un-official))

Fable II: My Sweet Rose

Spoof Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Dennis (Spoof Wars I)

Spoof Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Groans (Spoof Wars II)

Spoof Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Spliff (Spoof Wars III)

Spoof Wars: Episode IV: A New Dope (Spoof Wars IV)

Spoof Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Gold (Spoof Wars V)

Spoof Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jihad (Spoof Wars VI)

Spoof Wars: Knights of the Slightly-Less-Old Republic (Spoof Wars VII)

Spoof Wars: Knights of the Slightly-Less-Old Republic II: The Spliff Lords (and Lady) (Spoof Wars VIII)

Years of Hell: The Darkness Spreading (YoH I)

Paths of Destiny: Jolee: Jedi Down (PoD I)

Paths of Destiny: Canderous: Planetfall (PoD II)

Paths of Destiny: Juhani: Dreams (PoD III)

Paths of Destiny: Zaalbar: Madclaw (PoD IV)

Paths of Destiny: Mission: These Mean Streets (PoD V)

Paths of Destiny: HK-47: Assassination Protocols (PoD VI)

Paths of Destiny: Bastila: To Die For (PoD VII)

Paths of Destiny: Revan: Malak’s Betrayal (PoD VIII)

Paths of Destiny: Bastila: Under the Stars (PoD IX)

Paths of Destiny: Carth: Destruction (PoD X)

Speed Limit (Speed Limit I)

Speed Limit 2: Crowd Control (Speed Limit II)

Dye Hard (Dye Hard I)

Dye Hard 2: Dye Harder (Dye Hard II)

Dye Hard with a Vengeance (Dye Hard III)

Night of the Living Bread (Bread I)

Dawn of the Bread (Bread II)

Day of the Bread (Bread III)

Land of the Bread (Bread IV)

Diary of the Bread (Bread V)

Star Trek: Elite Force: The Harvester Incident (EF I)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Awakening (EF II)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Uprising (EF III)

Star Trek: Elite Force: Grave Danger (EF IV)

CSI: Songs of Evil (SoE I)

CSI: Melodies of Sin (SoE I)

CSI: Hymns of Malevolence (SoE I)

Mass Effect: The Reaping (ME I)

Mass Effect: Cleansing (ME II)

Inferno (Inferno I)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Aragorn (WWYD I)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Boromir (WWYD II)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Legolas (WWYD III)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Merry (WWYD IV)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Pippin (WWYD V)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Gimli (WWYD VI)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Gandalf (WWYD VII)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Faramir (WWYD VIII)

Why Won’t You Die?!: Glorfindel (WWYD IX)

The Chord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Chord I)

The Chord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Chord II)

The Chord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Chord III)

Liberty’s Cage (RA2 I)

Prisoners of a Mind (RA2 II)

Attrition (C&CG I)

Home Soil (C&CG II)

Dark Angel: Season Three

Harry Potter and the Correcting of Past Mistakes (CoPM I)

Harry Potter and the Year of Prophecy (CoPM II)

Harry Potter and the Origin of the Ancients (CoPM III)

Harry Potter and the War of the Gods (CoPM IV)

Harry Potter and the Seedship War (CoPM V)

Harry Potter and the Flames of Darkness (FoD I)

Harry Potter and the Impending Storm (FoD II)

Harry Potter and the Burning Light (FoD III)

Harry Potter and the Force of Destiny (FoD IV)

Harry Potter and the Knights of the Old Republic (FoD V)

Harry Potter and the Sith Lords (FoD VI)

Harry Potter and the Forged Alliance (FoD VII)

Harry Potter and the Coming of Fate (FoD VIII)

Harry Potter and the End of Days (FoD IX)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Hostile Shore (HS I)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Beachhead (HS II)

Buffy the Sith Slayer: Lone Guardian (HS III)

The Badfic Files: Harry Potter: His Eternal Love (TBF I)

The Badfic Files: The Two Fellowships of the Tower Lord Return to the King of the Rings (TBF II)

The Badfic Files: Star Whores (TBF III)

The Badfic Files: Blade Quadrumvirate (TBF IV)

The Badfic Files: Dragon Heart: The Last Dragon (TBF V)

Cassie and Marek: A Hero’s Legacy (CaM I)

Cassie and Marek: The Dragon War (CaM II)

Cassie and Marek: Harry Potter and the Deathly Philosopher’s Chamber of Fire Goblet Secrets Order the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Half-Blood Phoenix Prince to Stone Hallows Part II (CaM III)

Cassie and Marek: Who’s Up For Sue-shi? (CaM IV)

Cassie and Marek: A Short Relaxing Holiday (CaM V)

Cassie and Marek: A Very Long Non-Day In The Life (CaM VI)

Cassie and Marek: Taking Care of Magical Creatures (CaM VII)

It Came From A Hat: Season One (Hat I)

X Versus Y: Season One (XVY I)

Preludes: Season One (Preludes I)

Sophie Potter and Destiny’s Twist

Voldemort’s Legend

Harry Potter and the Fight for Freedom

Harry Potter and the New War

Harry Potter and Voldemort’s Apprentice

Harry Potter and the Dimming Light

Harry Potter and the Floo Virus

Harry Potter and the Dying Rose

Harry Potter and the Last Battlefield

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Rock Band

Crystal Clear

Harry Potter and the Ties That Bind

Harry Potter and the Poppy Fields

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Cloak

Harry Potter and the Master of Stealth

Harry Potter and the Last Spell

Harry Potter and the Shattered World

Harry Potter and the Blooming Hope

Searching for Home

Mass Effect: Disturbing the Hives (ME spin-off A)

Mass Effect: The Thousand-Year Death (ME spin-off B)

Mass Effect: Relay 314 (ME spin-off C)

Mass Effect: A Spectre’s Fall (ME spin-off D)

Mass Effect: The Last Civilisation (ME spin-off E)

Mass Effect: The Fall of Mindoir (ME spin-off F)

Mass Effect: The Skyllian Blitz (ME spin-off G)

Mass Effect: The Maw (ME spin-off H)

Mass Effect: Spacer (ME spin-off I)

Requiescat In Pace (RIP I)

Who Dares Wins (RIP spin-off A)

Pokémon: The Dark Knight

Pokémon: Eye of the Beholder

Pokémon: P6-349

Halo: Then There Was Darkness

Chains of the Psyche (RA2 spin-off A)

Chicken Soup Is A Terrible Thing To Waste

Telchak’s Device

Whom Gods Destroy

Teal’c: P.I.

Baser Instincts

In Memoriam

Encyclopaedia Galactica

Spectres of the Alterans

Fable: A Hero’s Journey

Fable: Love is Blind

Fable: How To Kill A Bandit King

Golden Girl

Alchemical Properties

Rising

Mirror/rorriM

For The Greater Good

CSI: Unnatural

Bonded to Duty

Bonded to Love

The Last Rain

Personal Logs: Lwaxana Troi

Broken Crown

Shades of Grey

Ni Kar’tayl Gar Darasuum

The Last Stand

Ner Jetii-ika, Ner Vod’ika, Ner Mando

Red Sun

Dead Zone

Rendezvous Point

Raid: Kills Bugs Dead!

Spider-Man: Genesis 2.0

A Troll’s Tale

Meat the Sixth

Meat the Seventh

Terra Incognita

Wit’ch Bane

The A.L.A. Uprising (CoPM spin-off A)

The Redfield Files (CoPM spin-off B)

Summer Days (CoPM spin-off C)

A Summer Night’s Dream (CoPM spin-off D)

The Markl Manoeuvre (CoPM spin-off E)

Claw Vs Talon (CoPM spin-off F)

Dissension (CoPM spin-off G)

Accords (CoPM spin-off H)

The Final Countdown (CoPM spin-off I)

Torrid (FoD spin-off A)

The System Lord of the Rings

Chaos Reigns

Harry Potter and the Mouth of Hell

Buffy the Goa’uld Slayer

Fandom Wars: Flames in Space

Destiny of the Force

Star Trek: Frontier’s End

The Final Prophet

The (Un)Official Fanfiction University of Digital Pocket Monsters

Dead Aim

CSI: Middle-Earth

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Demons? In My TV?

Journeys Through The Quantum Mirror

Fable: Homeward Bound (TRNT SoA A)

Fable: A Hero’s Tragedy (TRNT SoA B)

Fable: The Last Demon (TRNT SoA C)

Fable: Slaves to Love (TRNT SoA D)

Fable: Power’s Seduction (TRNT SoA E)

Fable: The Whisper in the Storm (TRNT SoA F)

Fable: Seeing the World Change (TRNT SoA G)

Fable: Living Doll (TRNT SoA H)

Fable: Grave Danger (TRNT SoA I)

Fable: The Last Cullis Gate (TRNT SoA J)

Fable II: Loving Lily (TRNT MSR A)

Fable II: The Fifth Hero (TRNT MSR B)

Sophie’s Choice (TRNT CoPM A)

Let Me Go (TRNT CoPM B)

Eep! (TRNT CoPM C)

Claire’s Story (TRNT CoPM D)

Half a Life (TRNT FoD A)

Never Winter (TRNT FoD B)

Only Human (TRNT FoD C)

The Mistake (TRNT DR A)

Closure (TRNT DT A)

Independence: Runaway (Independence I)

Independence: Allegiance (Independence II)

Independence: Liberty (Independence III)

Infrared: To Play With Fire (Infrared I)

Infrared: Ignition (Infrared II)

Dying to be Dead

Dragon Child: Hatchling (DC I)

Dragon Child: Wyvern (DC II)

Dragon Child: Dragonlord (DC III)

True Colours: Indigo (True Colours I)

True Colours: Violet (True Colours II)

True Colours: Scarlet (True Colours III)

True Colours: Red (True Colours IV)

True Colours: Green (True Colours V)

True Colours: Viridian (True Colours VI)

Game Over

Forbidden Treasures

Trial under Fire: Flameskin (TUF I)

Trial under Fire: Fireheart (TUF II)

Trial under Fire: Amaria (TUF III)

Colony One: Alone (C1 I)

Colony One: Dark Sun (C1 II)

Colony One: Black Ops (C1 III)

Colony One: Red Alert (C1 IV)

Colony One: Home (C1 V)

Colony One: Void (C1 VI)

Colony One: Light (C1 VII)

Colony One: Darkness (C1 VIII)

Colony One: Flight of the Phoenix (C1 IX)

Colony One: Laws (C1 X)

Colony One: Assault (C1 XI)

Colony One: Ashes (C1 XII)

Colony One: The Devil’s Net (C1 XIII)

Colony One: Spawn (C1 XIV)

Colony One: Revolution (C1 XV)

Colony One: God To The Godless (C1 XVI)

Colony One: The Old Testament (C1 XVII)

Colony One: The Four Horsemen (C1 XVIII)

Colony One: Retribution (C1 XIX)

Colony One: Truths of 7ime (C1 XX)

Colony One: The Re7urn (C1 XXI)

Colony One: Fate’s 7wist (C1 XXII)

Colony One: Genesis 2.0 (C1 XXIII)

Colony One: Forgotten (C1 XXIV)

Colony One: Paving the Road (C1 XXV)

Colony One: Incursion (C1 XXVI)

Colony One: Shore Leave (C1 XXVII)

Colony One: Chaos Theory (C1 XXVIII)

I've unlocked this thread now, so feel free to post. I also updated the list on 21/11/08.

Noice work. That is still very freakin' long. I think it grew...

"Oh, someone shoot me. At last count, I had one hundred and fifty-four fics in this list. Now, somehow, I have two hundred and twenty-one. *sobs* I’m going to have to resort to forced labour to get even a quarter of these done because very few are short fics. I also have another thirty-three stories that haven’t yet got blurbs for. Some will be deleted, but still… two hundred and fifty-four stories. A hundred more than before!"

See near the top of the page. And it's still growing. Colony One, the series that appears to be staging a military coup of my mind, is a collection of short stories so can potentially go on without limit. There are currently two more blurbed than posted (Laws and Assault), but it takes ages to edit the post because it's so bloody long. Therefore, I'll wait until the list has expanded some more before I post.

2 things i changed my user from dazar nai to dis, and if you want i can beta your corrections of past mistakes for ya.

No, thank you, but thanks for the offer. CoPM is still being beta read by Sedri to my knowledge. There are plenty of others though. My mind is working heavily on Ties That Bind and Shattered World (both HP fandom still).

Oh, and Colony One now has twenty-eight stories in it and is still growing.

well i dont mind doing either of those, i get a fair bit of sparetime on weekends and its boring playing videogames all the time.

So far, I've only created a large plot device or two for Shattered World, but I've got a bit for TTB. It's not a complete first chapter yet, but it's something.

What about betaing for Crystal Clear? Or at least suggest ideas for a second chapter, because I feel that it's slightly incomplete without one, but I can't think of a plot for it. CC is already uploaded if you hadn't noticed.

ill have a quick look a CC and get back to ya, probably soon im a quick reader

Yeah, review too. :P

just read it, kinda borederline morbid. however taking advantage of harry signaling where ginny is how about ron and hermione find her and arrive just in time to see harry reveal himself to moldyshorts. no idea about after thou.

"if going into the slightly morbid"

Yeah, most of my stories do this. :P

"better than rowlings version anyway."

That's opinion. I personally have majorly low self-confidence and I always think "this is rubbish, people will hate it, maybe I should rewrite it". Usually I think of the original CoPM and how hundreds of people liked the total rubbish contained within. That makes me post my new stories. *grin*

"however taking advantage of harry signaling where ginny is how about ron and hermione find her and arrive just in time to see harry reveal himself to moldyshorts"

For a start, good God can we start calling this guy by his name? Either Voldemort or Riddle would do. Most of the mocking names are boring, not funny and not thought out. I mean, Moldyshorts gives me an image of Voldemort on the beach in furry green shorts. It's not a pleasant image and I hate you for it. :P

And I was thinking that the second chapter would start in the Great Hall during the celebration and then move outside (where Ginny really blows into Harry).

better idea than mine, cos mine would probably get them all killed, lol. and i'll lay of the stupid voldermort jokes to be honest i dont particually like them anyway but im kinda bored right now.

ps have you had a look at my HP fic? i suggest you ignore the lemon.

"cos mine would probably get them all killed"

Quite probably. But it's better than a couple of ideas I've heard.

"ps have you had a look at my HP fic? i suggest you ignore the lemon."

There's a lemon? Where? I didn't see it.

And I've now pretty much stopped reading stories due to lack of time and the fact that their plot devices weaselled their way into my fics.

yes a lemon(of sorts) involving Yuffie Kisaragi (its not a HP one). i dont think there are any plot points in mine that could be nicked, other than the trolls and not troll thing in chapt 5. its gonna be harry hermione with any luck. HP and the Wheel of fate, is it. im planning on putting more info on my original chars race and abilitys as the next chapter.

ps only reason i wrote the lemon in the first place was cos i was bored. got a long attention span but get bored kinda easily.

"its not a HP one"

No wonder I didn't notice.

"i dont think there are any plot points in mine that could be nicked"

Yeah, you'd think that about some of the other fics I've read too.

"its gonna be harry hermione with any luck"

I do read that ship, but I almost always prefer Canon ships.

"only reason i wrote the lemon in the first place was cos i was bored"

Don't worry. I've written a couple of lemons. Most, if not all, are connected to a fic so it's not PWP, but sex can sometimes really enhance a story as long as you don't turn it into a sexploitation fic.

umm sexplotation fic? an i dont think there is much story to my one. also kinda need a opinion as to if my two origanal chars are overpowered. the other one yuna and wheel of fate is in ffx but uses my 2 OC's after their time at hogwarts.

Basically what it means all the other times the word is used. Exploiting sex to drag people in. Having tons and tons of hardcore porn simply because.

In my Fable: Shadows over Albion fic, I know I will have at least two sex scenes. But those scenes will both contain valuable information that needs to be in the context of a sex scene. I know that some people are put off by sex scenes, so I don't include them unless they are essential to the plot. If I want to create a sex scene that isn't essential to the plot, it'll be in a spin-off rather than in the actual fic.

i see. unfortunatly mine isent so much a story more 3 chapters of girl/girl tie up based sex. no storyline other than whats needed as a excuse as to why its happening, but as im not billing it as a story i suppose its ok.

Ahh... bondage. Why not? The second sex scene in Fable is technically bondage (Marek, the main character, is being magically held in place). Of course, then again, it's also rape so...

ya well bondage is my kink, figured id join that with the hottest ninja in final fantasy so far, the only problem is i had to change her age a little. as it origanaly stood yuffie was only 16 i changed her to 18.

I'm thinking this has gone off topic lol. oh well cant be helped.

*sighs* Don't worry. I'm used to off-topic stuff. Wheeler would know best. :P

The age change isn't a problem. Just set it after the game. Duh.

Damn it, damn it, damn it. Updated to add another forty-eight fics to this list. Head, meet Desk. I'm sure you'll be great friends.

i prefer to tinker with da ages instead of having to create a new storyline.

I've done the head meet desk thing ended badly for the desk.

and your why wont you die borimir is kinda pointless, cos he dose actually die. so dose gandalf the grey and the witch king of angmar gets owned by a girl lol.

You don't have to create a new storyline. Have some dreary, dreary peace in the world.

And as I said, I'm searching for a better title for the WWYD?! series. And I know they died, but that's why I'm changing the timeline before then. He was in the loo and missed all the action. :P And I haven't got a Witch King fic! Please, please don't throw ideas into my head. *sobs pathetically*

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oops sorry, just ment the last bit to be funny.

Fortunately, I can't think of an idea for the Witch King to start following Frodo around, so you're safe from my wrath. :P But visit the forum. When it's up and running, it'll blow your mind!

stupid question but what forum?

Go to the top of this thread, click "Forums" and you'll be taken to a list of my forums. There's a new one there. It's fairly easy to spot, given the title.

...

Or did you know that and it just hasn't shown up yet?

nope cant find it, send link?

Odd. Very odd.

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