See the title!

Me and Wolfie are holding it, you're all invited.

April 17th!

EDIT BY WOLFIE: AND NONE OF YOU BETTER TELL HER!! If you do I will hurt you so badly and you will no longer be my friend

EDIT BY SNEAKY: Sounds like a good deal to me...

Well, it's only a week and a bit away. Thread open for preperations!

No actual partying until the day efore, kay? Partying can begin on the 16th.

Finally, remember it was a cosplay party. And i think it was being held near Ellen's house~?

....Why is no one gathered for Ellen's party...*sigh*...

*Bursts in followed by several masked thugs*

*Ransacks the party preperations*

*Exits, stage left*

Because people forgot and i was away.

Oh well. Surprise late party!

(Sets scene. Outside Ellen's house, starting to get dark.)

*Outside, in the bushes*

"We have visual on the target. Awaiting permission from HQ. Over."

"Roger that Wolf-7. Wait till the package has entered the house. Then commence operation "Dead Bitch". Over."

"Yes sir, Sneaky Admiral sir."

Kainda arrives, just in time to hear the exchange in the bushes outside.

*kicks Sneaky in his man-parts*

Don't try to kill me, I'm on your side!

*Whisper*

"He was talking about Ellen. Don't worry, I've got an evac helecopter waiting in a clearing near here..rest assured, we'll be on it!"

"Okay, fine. I'll try not to pick any fights while you're doing that." She whipped around and walked into the main site of the party.

(So you know, this is set after the war. And Ellen hasn't done anything wrong for many years. In fact, she kind of saved the world a while ago. And she'll murder you if you ruin this. As will Wolfie. And me.)

Thorn hurried along, a tall, good looking brunet on a leash behind her.

"I'm going to kill you!" Kanda roared as he struggled. She rolled her eyes.

"Right, like that's gonna happen. I can't believe I'm late for Ellen's party! Gah!"

"Well, maybe if you'd actually PICKED OUT WHAT YOU WANTED TO WEAR--"

Thorn gave him a sharp tug to get him to shut up. "Yo, leash boy. Why don't you zip your pretty mouth up until Ellen wants it open?"

Kainda gave a wave. "Hey Thorn! How's your sex slave?"

(I'm going to type this in third person...for no reason.)

IC

Admiral Code-name: "Sneaky" watched the party festivities with an indiffrent raised eye brow. OF course he had not attention of harming the demon..mostly because she scared the hell out of him, but that however was besides the point. His men were in position, the stage set so to speak. Now all he had to do was sit back...wait.

The familiar roar of a motorcycle engine announced the arrival of an equally-familiar figure, his trademark weapon strapped onto the motorcycle behind him. Coming to a halt, he climbed off the bike and grinned, his Terminator-esque appearance blaringly obvious to anybody with an IQ higher than 6.

"Sorry I'm late." He announced simply.

*is already inside shoving chips and dip down his little throat* WHAT TOOK YOU PEOPLE SO LONG!?

"What took me so long?" Kotor repeated, before grinning oddly. "Well, there was an issue with a dragon and I was the only... No, let's not get into details." He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "So.... you gonna share those chips, or do I have to beat you up for them?"

You can try to beat me up...you probably would succed...but there is no violence at Ellen's birthday!! *hands chips and dip*...NOT TO MUCH THOUGH!!

He grinned. "Alright, I won't take too much." At which he downed every last one of the chips in a matter of moments. "Whoops... guess I was hungrier than I thought." He apologizes. "Well, now what happens?"

I summon more chips.

(Appears in blaze of leaves)

Ok, was that awesome or was that awesome?

Anyway, Ellen's not here yet is she... i'll go get her.

(Vanishes in another blaze of leaves)

(Voice is heard faintly saying how awesome that is)

Um, I go with option C: that was youthful!

XD

Thorn waved back at Kainda. "Oh, he's not mine," she said casually, "He's Ellen's gift. Isn't that right, ickle Yuu-poo?" she cooed to the brunet. He huffed and crossed his arms.

"Don't call me Yuu-poo."

Thorn grinned at Kainda. "This is Yuu Kanda. You can call him Yuu-poo. Hey," she added, "Is that Ro next to the chips? Excellent~"

(and, here's a picture for those who wanna see what I got Ellen~)

...Nuuuuu I can't find the really pretty one where he looks like a girl!! D:

Well, here's one where he's got purple hair~

http://tealgeezus.deviantart.com/art/Kanda-Yuu-93305894

(Reappears in swirl of leaves with Ellen)

Ta-daa!

Ellen-A party? For me? I'm almost touched.

Kotor grinned. "Well, I suppose that's better than nothing. Are you always this nice, or is it just a special occasion?"

Ellen-Not normally. It's just that this is very different to what normally happens on my birthday.

"Well, what normally happens? Terrorist attack? Do Sneaky and his army of Humanist douchebags try to kill you?" Kotor asked. "Hehe... Humanist. I'm trademarking that."

Admiral just shook his head. He wished no harm upon KOTOR. Whom he perceived as something of an equal in the terms of mad science and general intelligence. But he would not have him interfering in his plans. He was reassured by the weight on his right side, his specialized pistol was still there. Good.

Kotor sniffed. "I smell... evil plots. Or Pizza... no, no, evil plots. And not the good kind, either. Take one of these and stand by for trouble." at which he unloaded a small armory's worth of weaponry, among other things, onto a table, somehow all concealed in his black leather jacket. Among the items were an AK47, a box of hand grenades, two rapiers, a battleaxe, three .44 magnums, a DC-17m Intercahngeable Weapons System, Two Crowbars, an Overwatch Standard-Issue Pulse Rifle, two boxes of Ritz Crackers, an Accordian, and several outdated movie tickets.

Admiral meanwhile, secure in his hiding place. His laptop sat in front of him. Linking him up to his special operations units across the globe. At the moment the units in contact with him consisted of Unit Alexander and Unit Mussolini. Both of the units were reporting upon the status of their two missions, that is the utter destruction of Thorn’s allies and much of Felix’s contacts that were not in attendance to the party.

The reports were as followed:

“Subject terminated. Moving on to next sector”-Unit Alexander

“Targets destroyed. No life readings in this sector.”-Unit Mussolini.

Admiral smiled. This was a good day for his organization. A very good day. With any luck, he would be clear of those thorns in his side within a few hours at the most.

Me-Lolwhut? My ears are burning...

Ellen-Normally, Fee forgets my birthday and buys me a large box of chocolates a week late.

Kotor charged out the door, no less than half his stash of weapons in tow, an seized his gun off his bike. His jacket, which has previously been sealed up, now hung loosely on his shoulders, revealing a plain white shirt underneath, with the slogan "Dragons are People too." printed in bright red lettering. Exchanging his sunglasses for a Cyclops-esque combat visor, he called out "LET'S GET SOME LIFE IN THIS PARTY, EH?!" And charged off.

Ellen-...well, at least this year it's interesting.

A message popped up on the laptop screen, it was a video of KOTOR..charging out of this house. “Interesting.” Admiral murmured. He then relayed a message to the special operations units he had placed around the perimeter of the house:

“Alert Level 1. Heavily armed hostile individual detected. Dispose of him if he finds you.”

A random WoW player across the street watched with awe. "Now THAT is a serious tank right there..." He muttered.

Kotor, meanwhile, had taken to scanning for life-forms. So far, he had downed six squirrels and frightened a chihuahua in a neighboring yard.

Admiral watched in amusement as KOTOR blundered about, looking in all the wrong places. Admiral eyed the Sniper Rifle next to him..if worst came to worst, he would have to down KOTOR himself..

A hand grenade, thrown wildy, sailed right past Admiral's ear an blew up just out range behind him. Kotor, meanwhile, had finally found a proper target and was now attempting to maul the soldiers with a heavy flail.

Ellen, however, was now sitting behind Sneaky, wondering how long it would take him to notice, while Fee ate the starters.

*slowly reaches out from under the couch and takes the boxes of ritzs and the accordion* humph...Felix you liar...you did forget her birthday..

Kainda spotted Ellen from across the room, and gave a wave. Then, her eyes widened, and she held her hand to her ear. After nodding a few times, she sighed. She walked up to Ellen, trying her best not to seem aggressive. "Do you have a mirror? I need to take care of something real quick."

a mirror slowly slid out and hit her foot "Here...tell no one...or you will regret it!"

"Kay, thanks." Kainda put two fingers, her pointer and middle, on the mirror and concentrated for a bit. It turned blood red, and she dissappeared, only to return a minute later. "Sorry about that. Had to kick some ass."

"I have no idea what that meant by I'm going take it as a good thing..."*slides black box with a red bow on it to Ellen's feet* "Happy birthday Ellen!!

"It dosen't really concern you, so you can be neutral and it's cool." She looked up at Ellen. "I'll have your gift in a minute, it's not here yet."

Thorn pushed Kanda towards Ellen.

"Enjoy," she said cheerfully, "You don't know me, but Wuffie's my pookie, and Fee's my pervert twin, so we're like practically sisters. Or, you know, something."

She took a seat next to Sneaky and smiled affably. "Yo," she said, "Can I hit on you?"

Ellen smiled at Thorn.

"Wow, he is a bishie. I like you already." She sees Wolfie's present, and looks under into his hiding place.

"Wondered where you were. Thanks!"

(She opens the box)

*pie flies out and hits her*...sorry but seriously what do you expect from me? A friendship ring?...because ya...it's baked into the pie...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!...here towel...*pushes towels out*

"Oh yeah, gifts!" KotOR exclaimed, as though he had suddenly remembered why he was there in the first place. Disentangling himself from the maimed dead soldier, he rushed around, looking for the mysterious heavy package he had set down. He came charging up a moment later and deposited the box with a dull thud on the ground at Ellen's feet.

The mirror turned red again, and Kainda picked it up, depositing it by her own feet a few feet away from Ellen. A finger, then a hand, then an arm, and so on came out of it, till Kubori was standing in the room. In his hand he held a small, velvet box, almost as pristine red as the mirror's surface. He tipped his head a bit, handed over the box, which was now distunguished as being rectangular and little more than an inch tall, then straightened his neck. Kainda mouthed some thanks and he stepped back into the mirror, appearing to fall through the floor.

Kainda returned her attention to Ellen. "Sorry about that, some dumbasses tried to steal it mid-transport." She placed her finger in the aproximate center of the box, then raised it, creating a small, but plump black bow. She then gave it to Ellen. "Enjoy, and if someone comes asking for it, don't let them you you have it. There were some difficulties in the acquiry."

Having gotten no real response from Sneaky, Thorn turned to Kainda. "What difficulties are those?"

Ellen sighed, and cleaned her face.

"You're lucky i promised Fee not to kill anyone today." (Finds the ring) "That's... actually really nice, thank you."

"OOh, thanks, Kotor, Kainda. Wait, when you say difficulties, did you mean you stole it? Not that i care..." (She opens them, Kotor's first)

KotOR grins at the large red ball in the box.

"I couldn't exactly bring a severed head through customs, so I had it put in a bowling ball." He gestured to the skull inside the ball. "It's from one of those pestilent soldiers that Sneaky seems to enjoy throwing around to get killed in his stead."

"And as much as it killed me...I...had...the...government divorce us...because I want to make you happy!" *huggles* "Happy birthday Ellen"

"Yes, that does mean I, well, we stole it, but the difficulties was that someone was a dumbass and got caught. Otherwise, it would have gone without mention." Kainda sat on the arm of the chair as she opened the box. Inside was a pendant, that when lifted was reveled to be attached to a long, thin silver chain. The pendant itself was made up of two dragons, each being entangled, and therefore strangled, by thin vines. They were winding around a stone. It was the purest red, almost more crimson than blood, but when touched, would change color. "The color depends on the intentions of the person without specific attention, but other than that, it can do lots of things. Glamours, which are a full-body disguise where you can change anything about yourself that you want, it can be relocated if stolen from it's owner, that would be you now, and well...some less honorable things. But try not to get it stolen, wars have been fought over that necklace." She smiled slightly, and gingerly touched the necklace. It flushed deep, almost black purple, and then went back to red. "See?"

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