Here goes a funny project.

Basically make something up thats funny.

I'll start

1. Terel, asking a girl their name so you can howl it at the moon is lame. Quit doing it.

2.Jenna is no longer allowed at the zoo

3.Neither is Byakuko the animals are traumatized enough.

4. Archeron, we all agree you have a wonderful tenor, but exactly how many times do you plan to sing "Who wants to live forever" from Highlander at the top of your lungs in the cockpit?

5.Decaff cofee is now banned everywhere but the infirmary.

5a. That goes especially for you Chobu

(Doesn't matter if a character is dead or not.

6. Bysh and Keira did not have a fling together and I am to stop implying that they do.

7. Grenades are not toys. DO NOT play catch with them.

a. Knock it off Chobu, Jenna

8.Please refrain from singing “I know a song that gets one everybody’s nerves” it gets annoying.

9.If you don't know what a button does DONT PUSH IT!

a.That means you Terel.

10. Mark is NOT allowed within a mile of any Jedi, Sith, Jedi temple or Sith Academy. He is NOT to go within a mile of a sonic screwdriver or Reactor Control Panel.

a. you too Neo! eat the BLUE PILL!

11. Kyr is never to speak Mandolorean in the vincinity of those who don['t know what the Osik means!

HA! I beat you guys to it!

12. If it's Shiny its Explosive.

a.That goes especially for you Kyr.

13.Don't try to beat nature you won't win

14. When a woman says no, she means NO!

a. That's YOU Iego!

!5. Malafice's real name is... Typhoid Mary. And she refuses to go into quarantine.

16. Bysh is to stay away from any and all mirrors, they deserve a better fate than to be smashed into her face... When people look at you it's not to see shards of their own reflection.

17.please when lightsaber dueling please keep away from all reactor cores.

18.Sith rancors are to stay in teh beast arena not allowed to rampage around the academy.

19. Peeing on walls is prohibitted especially when the room is part of a Sith Master's chambers. That means you Gripha...

20. If you're going to savagely beat someone, please inform them first.... (Byakaka....)

21. Tila is not allowed to impersonate other characters, then profess love for another character as them.

22. Kyr- If 'that's how we do it at home' chances are the rest of the galaxy thinks it's uncivilized.

23. Rule 14 goes double for Terel.

24.Explosives. Are. Not. For. Fishing.

a.That means you Iego.

25. You are not a story teller. Do not start your reports with "Once upon a time"

a) Or "In a land far, far away"

Who do you think you are? Tolkin?

26. Sithy is not allowed to make anymore ghost accounts such as this, no matter how amusing he finds it when Jonas argues with them.

27. Rimera is not to claim she has ghost accounts when she actually doesn't.

28. Sithy is no longer allowed to create characters and make only 1 post with them before quitting for the 500th time. He must make at least 4 posts since the current count is 4. Also he must annoy the hell out of everyone as much as possible. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties.

29. Writing "the end" at the end of a story is illegal. If you write it, you will be arrested, tried, tortured, fed Polish food made by a bad Italian cook, be forced to listen to 24 hours of the song 'If you're happy and you know it', tortured some more, be forced to read My Immortal 700 times in a row, and only then will you be executed and likely go to writing hell.

30. Any references to past cancelled TV shows are strictly prohibited. They are reserved solely for fan girl forums where you may gush about how you really want two hetero characters to be gay.

a) this goes for Rimera especially

31. Sithy is to stop writing dumb rules for amusement.

Clause 1: He may, however, do that when he is bored.

Clause 2: Sithy does not have to follow any of his dumb rules unless he wants to.

Clause 3: Everyone must follow them.

Clause 4: Everyone except Sithy.

Clause 5: All rules must have no more than 5 clauses.

32. Rule 14 does not apply for Lamia, who is, in fact, a bisexual, ho-bag, brain-sucking vampire. The amendment for her is "when I woman says no, she means eat my brain".

33. Henceforth, Sithy's character is only allowed to suck brains during Happy Hour, which, for her, is between the hours of 9 and 10 PM.

"fed Polish food made by a bad Italian cook"

WTF- BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Clearly You never had Kielbasa & Pierogis w/ italian dressing & provalone cheese. I'm 1/4 Italian, 1/8 Polish! FTW!

Rule #34 DDD ^_- Byakuko is not to transfer the Soul/ Force Essence of her dead Yuri Lover Aurora, to the bodies of any hot female character whom Byakuko is currently secretly hot for!

35. Terel is not to try selling his AWESOME New York State potato chips, no matter HOW yummi they are

36. Makai is not to Force the inhabitants of the planet she is on to sing the Chorus of her theme when she is battling the Infidels! "Sephiroth! SEPHIROTH!!!"

37. You do not have a themes song. period.

38. Lamia must not song Poison by Alice Cooper for karaoke night anymore. She take it too seriously, but, in fact, does not possess any stores of venom. Therefore the song does not apply in the way she intends and simply serves to creep people the fuck out.

39. In addition, Lamia must not reveal her brain-sucking organs just to scare gangsters. It is morally wrong.

39 a. She can, but she must eat them afterwards. No wheatnesses!

40. Reiko is not allowed to speak down to Master Ventress (no matter how hilarious and fitting her comments are.... :)

41. Please, don't spill wine on Lady Setepenre's good table cloth. (she'll have you killed... :)

42. Jenna you are never to associate with Byakuko again, the younglings are terrified and that poor padawan can't hear the word melon without sobbing.

43. Xarkun, you are no longer to haunt this RPG in order to find suitable locations to produce and star in porn films. Nobody wants to see that.

44. In addition, such vids are prohibited from being sold on Ebay.

43.

a) and when I say Xarkun, I mean the character.

43.

b) Methinks Sithy has issues.

c) and I'm surprised methinks is an actual word.

43.

d) Methinks Lord Xarkun has issues.

44. Lamia is no longer allowed to suck blood. It's too cliche.

Sorry, I couldn't Resist!

44. b "If Lamia is no longer allowed to suck blood, then what CAN she suck...?"

45. Makai is no longer allowed in Oedo's public baths. It gives the little kids nightmares.

44.

c) Lamia did not usually partake in the consumption of blood. She sucked out people's brains through their nose. However, she is quite sadistic and enjoys blood which is cliche. Thus, she is no longer allowed to suck blood.

45. Del Dios is allowed to brag about what his name means in the urban dictionary, once.

a crazy shorty that loves to f***. HUGE PACKAGE. can skateboard. loves to put it in the ladies a**. has great hair. sexy as hell. has a great firm a**, and loves people to touch it. it is orgasmic to him. likes all type of music. is in love with the store pac-sun. and has a nerdy brother and he is the exact opposite as his brother.

46. Lupo is allowed to brag about what his name means in the urban dictionary more than once.

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world.

2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny dude he is such a david hot funny nice smart cute 3.

A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David. Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David. Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.

47. Bragging about what you say your name means makes you seen like a self-absorbed asshole. A bit like Rumor, but she is a bitch, not an asshole. Thus, people are no longer allowed to brag about what their name means using more than 10 words.

48. Obvious lies are hereby prohibited. That means shut up Lupo and Del Dios!

ARRRGH! The count is all screwed up! You guys need to edit.

49. The gems worn by Ikar, Byakuko & Makai are NOT Cruxis Crystals... Cruxis Crystals are a trademark of Namce Bandai.

50.Beza-Dan is NOT a member of the Yggdrasil family OR a half-elf!

51.Terel is NOT Meatloaf! No matter how fat he gets, he will still sing like shit!

52. Sithy is no longer allowed to make any characters with the reference to Xarkun.

Its true, go to the urban dictionary and look up David.

Jonas, post or you'll miss the knighting ceremony.

53. Lady Tragic is allowed to brag about her given name, because it's a symbol of victory and sacred to a greek god.

54. Inunotaisho is allowed to chuckle evilly in the background.

55. Dian Mac Tare must keep to one strict spelling of his name.

a) as do all other characters

56. Cheese. Just cheese.

57. Sithy must give up his unhealthy obsession with Rumor.

58. Or else.

59. The previously stated "Or Else" clause is indefinite in length and the understood, "Or else what?" clause is to remain a secret unless violated, upon such a time that unto the violator shall be revealed what else will happen.

60. Correct

61. Lol

61. There will now be no more one word rules from Inu

62. (I think? Inuno did 61 twice) Rimera is hereby banned from making ANY more characters with physical handicaps. From now on, emotional or psychological problems ONLY!

63. Reiko is banned from use of any and all datapads. That's right, kid... go sit with Jenna in the corner...

63a. Oh, sorry, that's Knight Jenna.

64. All other players are banned from attending school. Rimera gets lonely during the day, which is often the only time she can be on the computer. Go ahead, tell your teachers and parents Rimera officially banned you from classes.

65. Sithy is henceforth only posting in this thread because he finds this the only fun part of the RPG.

66. Sithy refuses to look at any more new RPGs made by anyone even if they are not about SW and especially if they are about anything to do with Anime. Furthermore, if they have some sort of reference to an Anime, contain Japanese names, or if they possess any other quality Sithy deems unSithyish (like the fact that they are RPGs), he will NEVER, NEVER, EVER look at them.

67. Rimera stays invisible sometimes even when Sithy is on, thus, rule 64 is no longer valid.

68. Lupo is no longer allowed to make rules with more than 30 words, all of which must somehow relate to how awesome everyone else is, and how not-awesome Lupo is.

69. The number 69 is strictly prohibited in this RPG since Lupo and Del Dios are obviously sex-crazed based on their definitions of their name. Thus, all sexual innuendo, and, most specifically, the number 69 is banned or else must be heavily censored.

70. must always end his rules lists on either multiples of 5, 10, or on some variation of the number 47 henceforth (i.e. 147, 247, etc.).

71. Inu is stealing the number 42.

42. Where is Kyr?

72. Sithy is allowed to break any and all rules.

73. Sithy is must quit after making 1 more post. All attempts not to quit are strictly prohibited.

74. Sithy must no longer grace this RPG with his presence or else.

75.Terel, stealing Kyr's undergarments and placing them on a sleeping Imp will not be continued. No matter how amusing you may find it.

76.Yes, we know it was you, and she would like to have a word with you about that.

77.You deserved to be hung upside down, naked, from the Tower Terel.

78. Lupo is to no longer say who dies in Naruto, since he basically killed everyone already. It's gotten pitiful. Like telling us who Luke's parents are.

79. Since Jonas isn't a mod.................Jiriaya is dead

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