Stop

Playing

Around,

Mer

All right, all right, I'll get to the better threads. Later. When I have a Coke or two in me.

Anyway... post whatever you want here, rules are off about convos; hell, rules are off about anything except playing nice.

The random motions may now begin!

*washes car*

*washes pinky*

*bites pinky*

*bites dog*

*runs from dog*

*runs from PETA*

*runs from turtle*

*runs from Norrington*

*falls to ground because cannot run any more*

*hits head on ground*

*gets concussion*

*starts thinking in ~circles~*

*starts thinking in |rectangles|*

*remember that hated geometry and stops thinking of shapes*

*starts thinking of Teh's lover*

*starts thinking of Diz's crush*

*feels lonely*

*stops thinking*

*stops moving*

*stops breathing*

*gets run over by delivery boy*

*doesn't watch delivery boy's bike go flying into a concrete wall*

*doesn't watch delivery boy snapping his neck*

*doesn't watch an innocent bystander find the two of them hours later and wonder aloud if there's a new serial killer in town*

*doesn't watch old serial killer kill innocent bystander*

*doesn't watch innocent bystander get thrown down a manhole*

*gets thrown down a manhole*

*improbably wakes up*

*improbably notices snake*

*shrieks like an old man*

*shrieks like a cheerleader at a football game*

*passes out from lack of air*

*passes into afterlife from lack of air*

*passes through afterlife and wakes up on the other side*

*discovers that in the other side, stories come to life*

*runs screaming from Mer's old character Kill*

*regrets making Kill a homicidal paranoid super-strong squirrel-girl*

*regrets only a few more things before Kill catches up with her*

*regrets not making Kill a prissy teen when Mer almost barfs from the smell of Kill's teeth*

*has her head literally bitten off by Kill*

*mouths goodbye to her old body as Mer's head rolls away from it*

*wonders vaguely why there are so many damn manholes in this spam thread when Mer's head goes rolling into another one*

*gets her head caught halfway down the hole by a protruding pipe*

*watches with disgust as reddish sludge drops slowly from the gaping hole where Mer's neck normally would go*

*squints eyes and watches sludge fall into the gloom*

*hears sludge impact against bottom but cannot see bottom*

*finally wonders how she can survive without a body*

*immediately starts dying*

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