*stiffens when man turns toward her*

*forces herself not to shoot a retort back at the man when he finishes telling the demon-thing what to do with "the newest piece of trash Heaven didn't want"*

*wants to giggle when man sweeps back through the inconspicious door muttering about his interrupted massage, but discovers that she cannot move her lips*

*discovers cannot move her body either*

*glares furiously at the demon's outstretched finger, but floats toward the tiny, disgusting thing when he beckons*

*is constricted*

*dies*

*wakes up*

*sees snake wound around her arm again*

*tries to claw it off*

Et cetera.

I really should do something like that in the RP thread next time...

So apparently, a good Latin student winces every time he/she hears "et cetera" pronounced ett set-er-ah.

Supposedly, it's ett ket-er-ah.

I guess I'm not a good one. :(

Since when have I started literally gagging when I read something on FFNet that sucks porcupine ass?

Regardless of original date, I'm doing it now. Cause?

Someone wrote three OCs whose last names are Nature... BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSEDLY CHILDREN OF MOTHER NATURE!

Worst. Last Name. EVER!

It doesn't help that they're all flaming Sues. (Sues worthy of being flamed over and over until they shrivel up into tiny, charred pieces.)

I cringe because all three are participants in a General Forum called... Maximum Ride. Why drag this section's name through the mud? Granted, it's not like we have a great rep amongst the people who touched MR4 and regretted it, but still. Don't tar us with your inability to recognize Sues.

[/rant]

Hypocritical hippos!

Hug happy hyinas.

hello

Aloha Brie!

Did you know that Brie is French for something? I dunno what, though...

SPAM!

its a type of cheese

my name is celtic

does anyone want a cat?

Depends. Is it black?

If so, I can sacrifice it for Halloween!

What? Halloween isn't that far away.

Stop looking at me funny, I'm just on the ball. You're jealous because you're not as organized and you'll probably have to steal a cat the night before. You lazy person.

How much homework do I have this weekend? Let me count the planner notes.

On the first day of the weekend, my teachers gave to me: a huge test for US Policy.

On the second day of the weekend, my teachers gave to me: two papers due next week, and a huge test for US Policy.

On the third day of the weekend, my teachers gave to me: a whole bunch of assorted stuff, two papers due next week, and a huge test for US Policy.

On the fourth day of the weekend, my teachers gave to me: four unexcused absences, a whole bunch of assorted stuff, two papers due next week, a huge test for US Policy, and a slap saying break's done and come to class.

Ooh, wait, this IS a four-day-weekend.

Except we have class on the first day and go home in the afternoon, so that doesn't really count.

No. She isnt black. She is a tabby.

For some reason every time we have a rummage sale I find a stray cat.

Its really creepy. Its like im a cat magnet or something.

Hehe.

They could hire you for anti-rodent infestations. :)

Except for the fact that I would try to save the mice.

Why? They're Native American. Shove them off their land so we can take the gold!

HUH?

That's mean. The Native American were here first. Hence NATIVE.

We all came from Africa anyway! They just migrated sooner than some.

Yo, everyone. Sorry to just butt in to your community, because in case it isn't obvious, I don't belong. *points to avatar* XD I'm gonna cut to the chase in saying I'm here to (shamelessly XD) advertise an almost-brand-spankin'-new MR roleplay called EverWing, which is in need of a few more members because it's so new. Most of the canons are already taken, but Ella, Dr. Martinez, Jeb, and Ari (who's come back to life! :O) are still open!! And of course, you can make your own OCs, which can be human, bird-kid, eraser, mer-kid, or whatever you want. Barely ANY rules for creating OCs too, so you can go crazy. XD Roleplaying goes from the School, to New York, to the Day and Night School, to Hawaii and Antarctica, to a new place called Neverland made especially for mutants.

So, to conclude my shameless advertising (really sorry about that btw, I hate being like this, but we gotta advertise somehow), check it out please? :)

Here's the link: http://everwing.proboards.com/index.cgi

Thanks for listening! -Hailey :D

((Oh, and EPIC WIN mergirl007!! Quoting Linkin Park during random-spam-story-posting? EPIC. WIN. XD))

1. Forums are not to be used to post stories.
2. All discussions including language and content must be suitable for teens.
3. The owner/moderator(s) of this forum is solely responsible for content posted within this area.
4. All forum abuse must be reported to the moderator(s).

1. Forum admin/moderator
2. Fanatic (on site for more than 2 years)
3. Fan (on site for more than a year)
4. Regular (on site for more than 6 months)
5. Camper (on site for more than a month)
6. Apprentice (on site for more than a week)
7. Newbie (on site for less than a week)