Edit: To all men in this thread; don't do steroids or else you will get man boobs and a very important part of your male anatomy will shrivel up.

It's the shirt, right? Yeah, those always disappear when men get muscles.

Silence makes Whispy sad.

Silence, is golden.

It's the shirt, right? Yeah, those always disappear when men get muscles.

So ugly and repulsive. It creeps everybody out.

So ugly and repulsive. It creeps everybody out.

Shirts or what now?

The lack of muscle bras.

It's true. Women got on that boat ages ago. I guess they really do mature faster than men.

The evidence is in the muscle bras.

Happy Thursday.

What's so happy about it?

I report, you decide.

Your coverage is lacking.

It's fair and balanced.

Bad info in, bad info out.

Pirate! Mex!

How are my two good friends doing this evening?

Mex keeps calling all my fics orgies.

All is normal.

Hello Dimi. Pirate is denying that his fics are about orgies.

Let's hear both sides of the argument and settle the dispute. Mex, what makes Pirate's fics orgies? And Pirate, what makes Mex's statement untrue?

Pirate's fics are orgies because of all the dirty sex scenes he writes for them.

Pirate's fics are orgies because of all the dirty sex scenes he writes for them.

Well it's not true, because, well, the entirety of the above statement is a fabrication.

Everyone loves orgies.

No truer words have ever been spoken.

So I should just scrap my plans and replace all my fics with orgies?

So I should just scrap my plans and replace all my fics with orgies?

XDDDDDD

You silly people.

You make me laugh. :3

No one's here. D:

I'll go. Bye bye. :(

I missed it....

No, I be here now.

Oh cool. Are you going to become an orgie fic writer too?

Already done.

It's not Beatles fanfiction, is it?

Mmm...yes. It'll be PaulJohn slash. ;P

You should crossover with the Stones. Chics dig that.

You should crossover with the Stones. Chics dig that.

Jesus, how big do you want this orgy to be? XDDD

No. Only Paul and John.

For nowz. XP

Jesus, how big do you want this orgy to be? XDDD

The bigger the better. You can invite Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers, with some Frampton and Zeppelin. Then Snoop Dog can come in.

No. Only Paul and John.

That's not an orgy. Mo won't approve.

For nowz. XP

Oh no, cliffies!

That's not an orgy. Mo won't approve.

OK. So Ringo can keep the rhythm.

Oh my God, that was so dirty. XD

I can't believe I said that... XDDDDDD

That's not an orgy. Mo won't approve.

Damn right I wouldn't. The art of an orgy is a complicated thing, but the first ingredient is tons of people.

OK. So Ringo can keep the rhythm.

....

Oh my God, that was so dirty. XD

I don't know what it implies, but it really does sound dirty.

I can't believe I said that... XDDDDDD

I can. I saw what you wrote in that letter.

I can. I saw what you wrote in that letter.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He bends me every way but straight.

;D

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He bends me every way but straight.

;D

Oh, isn't he positively fantastic!

RINGO----oh, RINGO. OH RINGO!!!

You'll never forget that Sunday night, September 12th, at 8:11 1/2, EST.

You'll never forget that Sunday night, September 12th, at 8:11 1/2, EST.

No, no I won't...8D

Happy Friday.

No, no I won't...8D

ABLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BAH BLAH!

How're your orgy fics coming along, Pirate?

I'm from Britain, kangaroos and cowboy hats mate.

You looking for a what?

I want you to get up from your chairs, go to the window, stick your head out and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

I FOOKING HATE THIS GAME

I just drank a gluss of mealk, boot I downt caiah!

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