This has nothing to do with Thirteen, but it is exceedingly fun. Just fire the person who left the post before you. You can fire them for any reason you can think of.

- example -

You're fired because you posted before me

You're fired because Thirteen killed that guy's dog

Fired because I said do

Fired because Chuck Norris said so

- and so on and so forth. Get it? Got it? Good!

Fired for actually explaining this game

Fired for coming to my forum after all

Fired for inviting me onto this forum

Fired for... fired... because I said so!

Fired because Faith is feeling lonely back at the GG forum!

Fired because I'll head over there.

Fired again because I want to go to St. Jude's

Fired because...I'll meet you there!

Fired 'cause, okay

Fired cause we need to find other reasons to fire the other

Fired 'cause your birthday was yesterday and I didn't get to say happy birthday.

Fired cause I totally forgive you!

Fired 'cause I'm glad

READY. . . AIM. . . FIRE!!! Cause' I'm just that cool people! :D

Fired 'cause your little logo's shirt is ugly.

Fired 'cause my logo wears the same shirt which, in my opinion, looks better than your blue one.

Fired for being post # 16!

Fired for being post seventeen

Fired for copying me.

Fired for.... well, being you!

Fired for having a lame fire!

Fired for having an awesome avatar

Fired for having an unidentified thing as an avatar.

Fired for not being able to tell it's a cute baby panda

Fired for thinking that thing is cute.

Fired for NOT thinking it's cute

Fired for not knowing the lyrics to Noodle Dance!

Fired for being right....

Fired for admitting it!

Fired for being a newer member than me!

Fired for not being a moderator on the GG form!

Fired for mentioning that to me!

Fired for like High School Musical. *shudder*

Fired for only being HALF right

Fired for making not making any sense!

Fired for always signing on when I'm at school

Fired for going on at school

Fired for going to school.

Fired for firing me in the first place

Fired for reading Marilyn Reynolds

Fired because you read my profile

Fired because you didn't.

Fired because I did not understand that

Fired because you made me laugh

Fired because I thank you

Fired for thinking you actually made me laugh. :I

Fired for saying that I didn't make you laugh

Fired for being a lamo and not making me laugh.

Fired because this is in spot number thirteen on the House forum page. (Hahahahahaha, Thirteen!)

Fired because I temporarily changed my penname to express what I am going through these days.

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