I love this game way too much~

So, I make a wish. The next poster comes along and corrupts it in some way. Say I wish for Leenali/Earl fanfiction. Someone comes along and says "Granted, but then Hoshino gets wind of it and makes it canon and has Komui kill the Earl for corrupting his ickle sister."

Except, you know. Better.

OKAY GO.

I wish there was more Cross/Road fanfiction. :D

"SO granted, then Allen finds out and wants a threesome, but Road says no, and it ends up just being Cross and Allen. AND LAVI."

XD Buutttt you forgot to make a wish. :/

I wish that.... Komui jumps Kanda in the hallway and Kanda just lets him xD

XD Granted, but they don't practice safe sex so they die of AIDS shortly after. ._.

I wish I had a monkey~?

Aww... GRANTED! I like monkies :D

I wish that Kanda and Komui weren't dead anymore.

Granted, but they don't have anymore sex. ._.

I wish there were condom flavored strawberries. XDD

Granted, but... Aww shit xD I can't think of anything....

I wish that there were flying machines made out of cotton candy that looked like one man sleds.

Granted, but you can't work them.

I wish Lust would actually corrupt one of my wishes.

Yes, but, then Lust points out that if she did currupt a wish, then that means she would've been paying attention to what she posted.

I wish I understand what I wrote.

Granted, but then you're so horrified at what you wrote you faint.

I wish...um, I wish I had a muffin!

Granted, but it turns out to be Kakashi, so if you eat it.... xD

I wish my hair wouldn't look likes Sasuke's on one side of my head when I wake up.

Granted, but then it looks like Kakashi's. :D

I wish I didn't have to eat my Kaka!muffin. ;_;

One question.. Like Kakashi's all over? Or just one side like the Sasuke hair conundrum?

Granted, but don't eat him.... you eat him xD

The thing is, I'm totally okay with eating him. :D

I wish Lust would make a wish~!

Granted, but Lust glomps you for no apparent reason.

I wish I would remember everything just a bit better.

Granted, but you never forget the bad stuff.

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy today. T_T

Granted, but tomorrow it's puffy and looks like Elvis' hair.

I wish I knew stuff I didn't know.

Granted, but its stuff about your parents you could've gone a hundred lifetimes without knowing.

I wish I'd been alive when Elvis was young. D: I'd be such a fangirl. :D

Granted, but then some time warp sends you back to the current day and age.

I wish Fee would yaoi more often. FeeDei for life xD

Granted, but then we don't have anymore Deidara left for ourselves :O

I wish Fee would hurry up and join y!gal. :X

Oh noez D:

Granted, but then Fee starts dancing weirdly.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted, but then I steal it! *evil laughter*

I wish I wasn't too lazy to turn on the light.

Granted, but then the light turns into a door knob, and therefore is inneffective.

I wish yaoi moments happened in real life all the time.... IN PUBLIC. That would be so awesome xD I actually have some weird random yaoi moments I totally need to tell you about.

Granted, but then you become utterly uninterested in yaoi and then I smack you for it. :D

I wish Lust'd tell me the random yaoi moments~

Granted,

"Adam, can I go take a shower with Eric?" After Eric got out of the pool, Fletcher wanted to also, but he totally phrased it wrong and Adam tried not to laugh. I don't think Fletcher ever realized what he said.

"Aalton, I like you." Michael puts hi hand on Aalton's shoulder. "In a sexual way." Then Aalton replies with something pretty gay, but I can't really remember what he said.

"Fletcher, when you lay on the deck, it really accentuates your pecker." Fletcher moves to lean on his elbows. "What did you say?" "I said, when you lay the deck, it really accentuates..." The coach looks at him "Your ....goggles." The coach laughs.

Chris wiggled his tongue at Keenan, the same kind of wiggling that implies you want to have oral sex with them. I don't think Keenan quite got that, because he started doing the same thing at Aaron. Of course, all the guys do stuff like that. Like pretend to make out... All the time..

Aaron's a senior though.... He wore 'drag' to practice one day xD Nobody knew it was him!

but then you want more.

I wish that they wouldn't just pretend to make out.

Granted but then they get suspended for making out and you don't get to see the yaoi ness anymore. D:

I wish stuff like that happened at my school. ._.

I'm homeschooled, but the sport I do is co-ed and really hilarious.

Granted, but then.. it happens really often?

I wish I went to school to see the yaoiness.

Granted but the yaoiness stops when you get there.

I wish I had a puppy to kick.

Granted... But the puppy kicks you! In Russia, you no drive car, car drives you! *Family Guy reference xD*

I wish hippos were green.

You know, I started playing this game with my brother and sister, and they told me that green hippos turned purple and fell from the sky. And my sister got bird shit all over her.... How did this happen? xD

O/o *laughs* Your family's insane. In a good way, of course. ^_^

Granted, but they shit green too and you step in it. D:

I wish my lotion smelled better.

No, no they're just insane. Batshit insane.

Granted, but then it stops smelling better, and now just smells stronger.

I wish there were more Korean and Japanese movies on TV.

Granted, but you have no idea what its all about.

I wish they'd air My Girl on TV.

Granted, but then it's somehow in swedish.

I wish that there were more cute asians over where I live.

Granted, but I come steal them all. :D

I wish there were more cute people period where I live.

Granted, but then they move away D:

I wish I had popcorn, with all the fixin's!

Haha, another reference. I just keep weaseling them in xD

Granted, but then I EAT IT.

*nomnomnom*

I wish hot dogs didn't crack me up.

Granted, but then pudding does.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at five thirty somthing in the morning IN THE SUMMER _

:O You poor baby! Granted, but then you can't have those lazy summer days because you sleep through them all. :D

I wish to never again be parted from my laptop. ;_;

You know, my wish really was granted. I get and extra 45 minutes. T_T

Granted, but it's glued to your back, and you can't reach it.

I wish that Kevin say more than two words to me in one sentence. It's so freaking annoying, because he's like the only guy I deem worthy of having a conversation with. It's because he's cute. And asian xD

Asian as in Far East Oriental? As in Korean/Japanese???

I wish there were more cute Koreans where I live. T_T

As in Mandarin Chinese. I have a pic of him if you want. LOL, which is a funny story on how I got that. But don't laugh at his picture, laugh at the story xD

Granted, but then the ones that already lived there moved away, and so you have less Koreans than you had before.

I wish I had my own little asian boy T^T

Granted, but then I steal him because I can't resist Asian boys. :D

I wish Lust would tell me the story of how she got the boy's picture.

Granted.... So, I'm at my swim meet, and he's doesn't come until it's half way over. Right now, I'm trying to hound him down, because I saw him, and I know he there now. I pull out my camera phone, and tell him to say cheese, but he blocks his face and for the rest of the meet he totally avoids me. After the swim meet, I ask him politely if I could take his picture, and he just kind of looks at me, and then I start pouting. Like, I don't even know why pouting works, because it NEVER works, but it did. So I got his picture, and we talked a bit... And he was so nice!........ but the story is lame, and it's now proven he's a total douche, so I'm trying to befried my asian neighbor who's probably my sister's or brother's age... Which means a couple years younger than me at least.

I wish I did befriend the guy, because he's hella cute regardless of age.

Granted, but then you find out he has no interest in older women.

Like I did with the cute younger boy who lives on the fifth floor. DX

I wish Cute Younger Boy was interested in older women. T_T

Granted, but then he's really clingy.

I wish the cute asian boy was my age.

Granted, but he no longer lives in your country. ;D

I wish all these damn wishes came true. T_T

Granted, but then there's a green hippo epidemic, and everyone blames you.

I wish that this year on both my swim teams, there'll be guys who are cute and AREN'T douches, and aren't dating anyone.

One cute guy is a pot head, another was (or still is) flunking, one was a senior and had a girlfriend, one was a freshman and was such a moron xD Lol, his friend tried highfiving my sister, and my sister would've given her a high five but he blocked it trying to make my sister high five him.... She made a disgusted face and walked away. I tried not to laugh.

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