Kraven ErgeistDude, I'd date every girl in the game. It's really just a matter of who's most attainable. I'd even go out with the Chronicles of Souls character like Eurydice and Luna.Let's go over some attributes, shall we? (Read off in alphabetical order) Cassandra - Fierce, determined, and stylish, Cassandra has spunk and flare, along with a strong familial nature which promises for both a fun, adventurous lover in the short term, and a loving, caring partner in the long run. Estimation of attainability: Good. Ivy - Devastatingly promiscuous, Ivy's one woman who'll keep you on your toes, and more than likely, knock you off your feet. Definitely more for the BDSM types, but her strong, outer personality hints to a more maternal side that she keeps locked away inside. Estimation of attainability: Good if you're into S&M Seong Mi-Na - Spunky and playful, a good sense of humor, and full of energy. Seon Mi-Na has a protective side to her that indicates a strong attachment to those she cares about. Estimation of attainability: Good Setsuka - A definite eye opener to any who adore the old fashioned geisha. Not much is known about Setsuka, but if her profession is any indication, her talents are many and her weaknesses are few. Estimation of attainability: Slim, unless you count employment. Sophitia - Redefining MILF as we know it, Sophitia definitely has that older woman appeal. Living proof that women hit their prime in their thirties, she's got it all - body, mind and soul. Estimation of attainability: None - she's married. Taki - Again, little is known about her personality aside from her determined nature. Taki is a strong, sensible human being, single minded and resilient. Estimation of attainability: Slim. Talim - The picture of innocence, you can trust anyone who apologizes to their foes to be sweet and caring by nature. Such behavior is easy to misinterpret as genuine interest, however whomever she does take interest in is bound to a quiet, happy life. Estimation of attainability: Slim - she's a priestess and most likely celibate. Tira - Crazy chicks = wild in bed. 'Nuff said. Estimation of attainability: Good, if she likes your body... Xianghua - A bit on the wild side, but with a strong, determined, and (probably) opinionated personality, Xianghua combines cuteness with the bite of "Don't mess with me!" Estimation of attainability: Slim - she's hooked on Kilik but good. Order of personal preference: Sophitia, Ivy, Seong Mi-Na, Cassandra, Talim, Tira, Taki, Xianghua, and Setsuka. Now, just to be fair, a good and proper rating of the male characters, as far as I (as a guy) can see. (Not gonna do attainability with this) Astaroth - As a golem bound to the will of his master and obsessed with Soul Edge, Astaroth is not likely to be the best lover. Though, if he put his mind to it, he'd probably be pretty wild in bed. Cervantes - Being undead kinda puts a dampener on the whole love game. Also obsessed with Soul Edge, Cervantes also probably wouldn't make the best lover. Kilik - A good man with a good heart, Kilik's got it all where it counts. If he wasn't so undoubtedly taken, he would probably be the best man to land. Lizardman - Hey, I'm not gonna ask. Maxi - As a nan-chaku weilding elvis impersonator, Maxi might be a fun date, but not likely one for commitment. Still, you gotta give him credit, he knows how to handle his sticks. Mitsurugi - Might make a decent lover and even a family man if the guy could just settle down. Another guy obsessed with Soul Edge, Mitsurugi is more likely to use a girl to get what he wants than actually give her the time of day, but once he actually obtains Soul Edge, well... Olcadan - I won't say he's hung like an Owl, because that would be dumb...oh wait... Olcadan has had years of experience, and that should speak for itself. If that doesn't, then the fact that he's an expert at every known weapon ever constructed should pretty much say it all. Raphael - Again, men obsessed with Soul Edge are not likely to be too concerned with love, though Raphael seems to makes an exception for Amy, albeit one of familiar attachment. That's gotta be worth something, right? Rock - Despite outward appearances, Rock is a pretty good guy. Devoted, loyal, and a single parent (albeit adoptive), Rock is thus far the most likely to be both a good lover and good partner for later in life. Siegfried - Whether or not Siegfried would make a good lover is irrelevant, the guy *needs* some love in his life. It all comes down to whether he realizes it or not. Voldo - I won't ask, you don't tell. Yoshimitsu - Assuming there's a human under there (I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt), Yoshimitsu has a good heart and would probably make a good father. He's a man with a mission, however, and is unlikely to be looking for love. Yun Seong - Like Maxi, good as a steady boyfriend, but may have problems with commitment. Then again, the guy was willing to put his own neck on the line to save his country, so maybe I'm being quick to judge. Zasalamel - Is immortal and has probably taken many, many wives. Still, with infinite experiences and the advantage of being black, Zasalamel is bound to rock any girl's socks, as long as she doesn't mind being 213th wheel. There you have it - a rating of relationship potential of every character in the game! EDIT - If you want to look at SC2 characters, I'll make this quick. Assasin - Nothing is known about him, other than he gets paid to kill people. Date at your own risk. Heihachi - A martial arts master is bound to have a moral compass, so you're probably safe with him. He'd make a good father too. Link - Not much for conversation, but he'll save your life if you're ever kidnapped by an evil wizard. Might be a bit young for some. Necrid - Sounds painful. Nightmare - He'll kill you. Run. Spawn - He'll kill you. Run. Faster. | #14 Jan 03rd 2007, 9:42pm . Edited Jan 03rd 2007, 10:48pm | |
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