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Sam shook his head, looking at Becky like she had said that she had just eaten a large smelly boot.

"An evil worm?" He asked convictively.

#251 Jul 23rd, 7:01pm . Edited Jul 23rd, 7:01pm

Norm was frustrated. Climbing was not easy when your body couldn't grip onto things.

#252 Jul 24th, 4:06am

Which she probably did. "Yeah and he was a genie." Becky said.

#253 Jul 24th, 9:17am

Just a few more inches. Norm was getting tired, but he couldn't let himself get eaten. Being bird food was gross. He had no inclination to learn what the bird's stomach looked like from the inside and if he did, he wouldn't go up close and personal to find out. He'd use the Internet or something.

He kept going.

#254 Jul 24th, 9:31am . Edited Jul 24th, 9:32am

The worms followed his example.

#255 Jul 24th, 9:33am

Norm wondered if he was like Nemo and his dad in Finding Nemo when they told the fish to swim down. He certainly knew that the bird would be losing its lunch soon.

He continued climbing, trying not to touch the other worms.

#256 Jul 24th, 9:35am . Edited Jul 24th, 9:35am

Lol like Nemo. The other worms kept climbing.

#257 Jul 24th, 9:36am

Norm tried to speed up his climbing but it just left him more exhausted. But he was so close...

Norm saw light.

It gave him the incentive to speed up even more, despite his exhaustion.

He was Norm the swinging Genie and becoming a bird's lunch would just be a pathetic death for someone that awesomely powerful!

#258 Jul 24th, 9:40am

The worms went faster too, almost going pass him

#259 Jul 24th, 10:07am

Norm groaned in frustration and speeded up. Fate really had a grudge against him, didn't it?

He was almost out. He was in the beak.

He slid out triumphantly and went down on the floor, trying hard to stay hidden.

#260 Jul 24th, 10:13am

And a bunch of other worms joined him.

#261 Jul 24th, 10:22am

Norm threw up. It was on Turner's floor, so why should he care?

#262 Jul 24th, 10:27am

"Leader," said the worms. Just what every genie needs, a legion of worms.

#263 Jul 24th, 10:30am

"I'm your leader?" asked Norm in shock.

He didn't want to rule the world or worms. However, they could come in useful...

#264 Jul 24th, 10:53am

"We will obey your every command," they bowed.

#265 Jul 24th, 10:58am

Sam shrugged, looking down at the many worms on the floor.

"Genie, huh?" He said evenly "God, I hate those. Mind if I..." Sam made a stomping motion with his foot.

#266 Jul 24th, 8:47pm

"Yeah go ahead."

#267 Jul 25th, 9:24am

Norm slithered out of the way of his foot. Sure, he was immortal, but still...

#268 Jul 26th, 1:52pm

Sam smashed his heel down on the worm, grinding it into the floor.

#269 Jul 28th, 11:53am

Ow! That hurt a ton!

Norm tried to slither out from under Sam's boot, but failed.

#270 Jul 28th, 12:18pm

"I found a genie once." Sam commented "Got me grounded for a month. So... TOUGH FEZ!"

#271 Jul 28th, 12:49pm

"Serves that jerk right."

#272 Jul 28th, 12:51pm

Norm realized that they all thought he was dead. They hadn't remembered he was immortal. Humans were idiots after all.

He continued playing dead.

#273 Jul 28th, 1:04pm

"Well he can't be dead he told me so that he can't die."

#274 Jul 28th, 1:08pm

"Genies ARE immortal." Sam agreed.

#275 Jul 28th, 1:10pm

"At least they can feel pain."

#276 Jul 28th, 1:15pm

Norm groaned. Either Sam and Becky could mind-read or they were in a gigantic RPG and their players were meta-gaming. Norm felt like face-palming himself for having such a Crockerish thought. Norm amused himself with thoughts of Crocker spazzing "EITHER SAM AND BECKY WISHED TO MIND-READ USING THEIR FAIRY GODPARENTS OR WE ALL ARE IN A GIGANTIC RPG AND THEIR PLAYERS ARE META-GAMING!" while he spazzed Norm's shake for him.

#277 Jul 28th, 1:16pm

"So..." Sam started, looking over at Becky "You got fairies too?"

#278 Jul 28th, 7:01pm

(Why are you guys reading Norm's thoughts?)

Norm thought if they were reading his thoughts, they'd eventually stop.

#279 Jul 29th, 3:25am

(Hah, well it's not so much as reading his thoughts as remembering that he did say he was immortal before that bird ate him.)

"Yeah, I gots a fairy, she's not a good one either," Becky said.

#280 Jul 29th, 9:45am

Norm continued playing dead. He didn't have anything else he could do.

#281 Jul 29th, 10:10am . Edited Jul 29th, 10:11am

(Seriously, guys, it would be helpful to the plot if we stopped tormenting norm and introduced some sort of villain, OC or from the show. I would suggest from the show.)

Sam smirked, glancing at Hubby. "Yeah, well, I guess Hubby's OK. A little extreme though."

Timmy shrugged. "Cosmos's stupid." he said plainly "End of story.

#282 Jul 30th, 12:11pm

(Maybe the Pixies?)

#283 Jul 30th, 12:15pm

(Yay! You guys aren't going to torture Norm anymore! Pixies? Sure.)

Norm wondered when the human would get off him.

#284 Jul 30th, 12:17pm

M'kay, so, this might be a good time to cut to Pixie World, ya know, to speed it up. I'll go make the topic! PS, dibs on HP.)

#285 Jul 30th, 12:53pm

(How does that work? Wouldn't cutting to Pixie World in another topic start another RPG?)

#286 Jul 30th, 1:00pm

(I think it's kind of a connection thing, anyway I'm Sanderson)

#287 Jul 30th, 1:02pm

(Oh.)

#288 Jul 30th, 1:03pm

Guys, could you do some action on this thread? Norm has nothing to do, since he isn't in Pixie World or Anti-Fairy World.

#289 Aug 05th, 5:33am

Norm squeezed out from under Sam's foot. Finally! He transformed into a blue-bird, because birds were not yucky and not too big either.

#290 Aug 10th, 11:51am

(Er... I guess it's time we declare this forum closed. Anyone else think so? Speak now or forever hold your peace.)

#291 Sep 27th, 9:34am

Maybe.

#292 Sep 27th, 9:36am