Okay since people have been pressing us to change location. Here it is, the Emiya Clan topic. As an inauguration, a small snippet

"So, how have we been doing this month Matsu?"

"Quite well Shirou-tan, the export of medical technology has gone up by 5%, while the magitek equipment we sell to magi have increased by 10%. I would say Shirou-tan that we'll soon dominate the magic market as well as the medical one. Fuhuhuhu the idea of negotiationg with magi family led by females so they could share some of their research with us was ingenious Shirou-tan. They were falling all over themselves to show you their research"

He just smiled fondly

"Thank you Matsu, now what about"

"FATHER!"

One of his elder sons, Kyon burst into the room, look of panic on his face

"Oh Kyon, what is it?"

"Father Matsu-kaa-san I need your help"

*Scene*

"And so, for the crime of fraternizing with humans and jeopardizing your mission as an observer, you shall be decomissioned"

Nagato Yuki nodded, accepting her fate. She knew there would be no escaping from it, if only she could see Kyon one last time...

Suddenly the air next to her shifted, and a very tall red-haired man stood by her side. His arms folded, his expression neutral but somehow displeased

"Who are you?"

The Data Entity demanded, to which the man just smiled

"Hello, my name is Emiya Shirou, perhaps you heard of me"

The IDSE flinched in unison, of course they knew of him. He who tamed and mated even the very essence of the planet. He who must not be crossed or else the world would end.

"We... know of you"

"Good, that will make things easier"

He looked to his side where surprised, though you couldn't tell that from her expression unless you were Kyon or Shirou, Yuki stood staring at him. He winked at her

"Now, this"

He pointed to his right where now stood a bespectacled redhead waving cheerfully at IDSE

"Is my wife Matsu, perhaps you heard of her"

And yet again IDSE shuddered. Matsu Emiya, the ingenious inhuman hacker whom could tear down even the best protected databases and do whatever she damn pleased in whatever system she choose. And now she was holding something suspiciously similar to power cord

"Now, I would like to make myself perfectly clear. Me and my family will be Greatly displeased if you make Any kind of move against this here Nagato Yuki. Being a girlfriend of my son Kyon she is under my family's protection, and any actions against her will be met with brutal and ruthless retribution. Am I understood?"

IDSE, despite their lack of head, nodded.

"Now I would like to point out this power cord Matsu is holding. It's a representation of all the power sources you use to support your existence. If she disconnects it, You will cease to exist. With me so far?"

For some reason IDSE felt a strong urge to say "You lost me there" but they knew it would be better not to prompt the man in front of them to make a presentation

"Of course Nagato Yuki being independent program would not be affected, plus Matsu disconnected her from your power net. Now then, do you agree with me that Nagato Yuki can go and live her live the way she wants?"

IDSE nodded, again without the use of their non-existant heads.

The man smiled and put one his hands on the small girl's shoulder, smiling gently

"Mhm, now I know we met in rather unpleasant conditions, but if I understand this right You are, in a way Yuki Nagato's parents"

IDSE shifted, confused, quick, nano-second long research revelead to them the meaning of this man's words

"Yes, we created entity known to you as Nagato Yuki which would mean we are her parents"

The man smiled

"That's great, now I know the decision is completely up to her and Kyon but..."

IDSE held its breath, what else did this man have in store for them

"As her parents, would you mind terribly if I invited you to a dinner at our house? I'm sure my entire family will want to meet Yuki's parents, and there will be some things we'll need to discuss, regarding the wedding"

*Scene*

"Why?"

The petite girl asked as she walked next to the tall man who, thanks to Akitsu and the occasional contact with Tabitha during their off-dimension vacations, perfectly interpreted the girl's question

"Well the fact that you are close to my son is one thing. I really just wish to see my children happy and if you disappeared it would put him in a lot of distress" She nodded, that was... logical

The man turned slightly and kneeled next to her, putting his large hands on her arms

"But most of all, you are a living being like any other. I do not care how you were born or for what purpouse, you have the right to live even if, according to them, you do not serve your purpouse. You are alive, and you deserve to live"

He smiled at her, and for some unexplained reason. Because of some urge programmed so deep into her she couldn't even understand it. She embraced him, cuddling to him

"Then... should I call you Father?"

The man grinned, embracing the girl back

"I certainly hope so"

If the "Kyon is his own grandfather" theory was true in this universe, who was he/will he become?

Going by In Flight verse? [Processing] Umm... Minaka ??

Hell NO!

@whodidthewhatnow

Well you have The Start of Darkness for heroes who became villains. With Kyon you have The Start of Madness XD

Does someone have a complete list of all the kids? So we can compile them easily here at page 1.

Emiya Clan's Reference Data Sheet

Located here: ~http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7052893/1/Emiya_Clans_Reference_Data_Sheet

And Shinra "mother" was revealed, she's "daughter" of Alaya

We're lacking a list of Homura, Ritzu Wallstroud and Touko's children.

The adventures of Insert Uzume's child and theMysitic Washer MK. XIII.

Together they shall cleanse and banish Nurgle and his stinky socks from the universe.

Gil, teamed up with the Mystic Washer and the prinny squad

The ultimate cleaning crew

-Scene-

"Hello, my name is Shirou Emiya, I am the head of the Emiya Clan. These's are my sons; Kiritsugi, Aoshi, Kyon, and Takeshi." He says pointing at the boys accordingly.

"And these are my daughters...uh...." He looks at all the girls. "Hmm...?" 'Dammit, I can remember name of every sword I've ever seen or created, but I can't remember all of my daughters names. I told their mothers we should have named them after swords'

"Dad?"

"Yes Caliburn... I mean Karin!"

All the omakes I found about the Clan on the previous forum.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/30/#1486

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/30/#1491

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/30/#1495

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/31/#1501

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/31/#1518 ?

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/31/#1531

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/31/#1537

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/31/#1541

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/32/#1571

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/33/#1607

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/33/#1612

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/33/#1616

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/33/#1621

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/34/#1658

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/34/#1663

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/34/#1697

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/35/#1701

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/35/#1742

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/36/#1791

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/37/#1814

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/37/#1817

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/38/#1862

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/40/#1973

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/40/#1977

http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/41169280/40/#1978

The post numbers are the Ones in the lower of the post (I don't know how to get the other ones). Did I forget someone?

See, they'd be much easier for Shirou ifthey were named after swords.

Shirou can remember swords.

Tch, this problem is no problem

"Daddy?"

A tearful voice of one my daughter, I quickly turn... to find myself on the receiving end of overwhelming amount of Teary-eyed Puppy Eyes pouting girls of various ages.

"Y... Yes?'

"Do you not love us, Daddy?"

The question is like a blow to my heart, with an armor-piercing coating of the teary eyes

"W... Why would you say something like that Karin? I love you, all of you."

"But Daddy... you don't remember our names"

"Of course I do Calibu... I mean Karin."

"Seee!"

An accusation in her voice, her sisters nodding

"You don't remember us Daddy because you don't love us"

"THAT IS NOT TRUE. I'll prove it to you"

And thus Emiya Shirou spent the next two days cramming the names of his daughters like crazy.

"Look the ONLY reason that you were the one summoned in that you're both fast and hard to kill. I hardly wish to see you mongrel again, but Root knows I need help. And don't worry, they are a bunch of miscreants, hell spawned devils, but you will warm up to them." Gilgamesh finished his speech.

"Soo, oni-chan have swords?" Kumako asked doing her best innocent impression.

"Does she remember you of someone?" The new summoned babysitter asked.

"Yes, you probably knew her mother, you're from the same War after all." Gil pointed without looking, all the while taking the soufflé out of the oven.

"Huh. And what is that apron? I don't have to wear one too, do I? He asked horrified.

"Say, oni-chan, do you have swords?" Kumako asked again.

The newcomer eyes twitched.

"Oni-chan, can you hear me, do you have swords?" She pressed innocently. Gil sighed.

He pulled his red lance, put on the girls throat "No I have a spear! NOW GO AWAY." he expected her to cry. And she did. But what he didn't expected was for her to put him through a brick wall with an energy blast (?). No kids don't do that since last time he checked.

Then the monster came. A red haired girl resembling a certain cute master of the war, came complaining loudly about 'idiots who can't handle children' and towered above him. That was not tolerable, they WILL fear him, not the other way around! So he took his Spear and stood up ful height towering over the red haired b*** and pointed the spear at her.

"Saying somethin', sweetie?" He threatened. She smiled wickedly. Uh Oh.

She made some sort of iron ball and tossed it at him all the while Gil, got under the fridge cover and she walked away. "What the hell is thi-"

The damned thing hurt. And he was back to the Throne of Heroes.

...

Later on.

"What happened again?" Rin demanded.

"He threatened Kumako, and antagonized Keiko." Gil answered simply.

"And you didn't corrected him?" She pressed.

"No, I let the mongrel learn by himself, I'm wise enough to watch that kind of thing from a safe distance, and under appropriate cover, and I have bad experiences enough as it is. Your hellspawn may be my responsibility, but your other summons aren't."

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................

That is why Gil doesn't have help.

I want to give a shot at the Emiya Clan Omakes, well here I go-

Kyon sighed for the god-knows-how-many'th time as he saw his friends the SOS brigade interact with his extended family of many siblings, mothers, his father and his crazy uncle/former nanny.

Yuki was getting on well with Mitsuki Kaa and Koyuki ( no surprise there) , they were discusssing the struggles of humanoid aliens , out of earshot of Haruhi , thank god.

Itsuki and Kaa-san(Rin) were talking about something , that i couldn't make out but I did catch snippets of her telling him to stop cross-dressing....

Wait, WHAT???

Ok need to move on.

Musubi Kaa and Haruhi were talking animatedly about the power of love and how aliens are everywhere with Musubi Kaa taking not so discreet glance at the other Seikirei. Thank heavens for Haruhi's obliviousness and her weird thinking posses where she closes her eyes. Everything was going fine .... Until Altorouge Kaa brought back Primy with Shinra on his back, from their walk, then for some reason Kazehana Kaa walked into him and sneezed, and then everyone of my friends got stripped to their underwear, being around Kazehana kaa as long as we have and then Meeting with that Negi kid the association told us to baby sit had pretty much made sure that all our clothes are practically indestructible. Plus, no one wan't to under go the experimetn Matsu kaa was doing while trying to get the right material. Primmy still winces every time he sees threads.

Then I notice that Itsuki has chest wrappings on hims-no herself.

Dear god ... I'm turning out just like Tousan.

@Mu-Sensei

Have I already mentioned that you Do Not mess with Emiya Clan's kids ?? Poor Lancer, poor Lancer, maybe he'll learn next time they summon him XD

@Khagerou

And so the Curse of the Emiya Family lives on XD At least Kyon won't have to worry about Yaoi and gender-bending like with Shirou and Gilgamesh XD

My head is full of f*ck.

So I as I play Sengoku Shirou works.

For some reason I want to see an AU where Shirou the Pornomancer replaces Rance(Rance doesn't exist in this Rance-verse variant)...

Rance ?? The guy who conquered each province and raped female characters and then brought them to his side ?? Well I'd say that Shirou the Pornomancer will skip the rape part and go straight for the changing sides XD Unleash him on Any country led by women and he'll have it in his bed, purring happily within days.

Kyon Powers:

Common Sense ~ Eye of the Mind (True): A

Developed due to his ability to remain cool, in control and to analyze his home life in a detached manner. Though he don't fight much, he often uses this ability to provide commentary to his brothers and sisters spars.

Heir of Emiya D

A curse carried to the true male heir of the Emiya name, meant to bring chaos and suffering to it's bearer, the highest form of torturebeing the hope that everything will eventually be alright. At this level the curse only acts to activate weird shenanigans and rarely life or death situation with varied urgency and intensity.

Heir of the Emiya D

Very good. GB should put that in IF.

Also the Pornomancer will NEVER rape a girl, the girl might end raping him, or he will influence her to bed, but rape? NEVER.

No comment on the eye of the mind ~ common sense? Just remember common sense is a developed awareness a community/population developed in response to outside stimulus. Fearing guns is common sense to modern day, while staying the hell away from samurai (for more reasons than the fact he is armed) is common sense on feudal Japan.

No, he will have Heir of Emiya B+ or A, while Kiritsugu have A++

@whodidthewhatnow

Mhm makes sense, world screwed Kiritsugu over pretty painfully.

A sadistic idea on my part. Chisame Hasegawa turns out to be a long lost member of the Emiya Clan. She was stolen or mistakenly taken by another family and despite extended search Emiya Clan could never find her (Gaia's intervention suspected). Worse yet, whose daughter she is ?? Matsu's of course.

Yes it all make sense.

her common Sense is Rank A+.

And her unreality reject or the Normalcy is Rank Ex- She tries to escape the fact that she's part alien and a super hacker with a near telepathic ability to communicate with Computers, a slight degradation from the original her mother possess.

The Hasegawa's in an attempt to garner some ground ont he Emiya's who control MBI, stole one of their children at birth.

That's why Matsu seems less perverted. She's still mourning for her child, then she meets the net Idol Chiu online and when they leave from Narita to Wales her DNA enters the database and then they are able to match it to Shirou and Matsu.

@ Kreyn: She has to be Matsu's kid, I mean look at her, the glasses the hair, the secret fetishes, the attraction to a younger boy, the computer skills, it has to be Matsu.

Should I repost my stuff from the TTF Omakes thread, here?

If it's part of the Emiya Clan Omake series.

make her Uzume's duaghter then

Why common sense stronger than Kyon?

not common sense but sense of common or normalcy

@Khagerou

[nods] Yeah I had the same idea with the DNA Test. The moment Chiu-chan gets back from Magical World...

She was walking down the road to the campus, her first lecture with Negi-sensei. She sighed, after all the crazy ** she went through they didn't even give them a couple of days to rest. They saved the damn world for God's sake, couldn't they receive at least a small compensation. This wasn't a damn computer game where you saved the world and had to go save another.

She heard a screech of wheels, she turned around wanting to see what kind of moron was having a race on the campus, she felt a bit sorry for him the moment either Takahata-sensei or Negi would appear the guy would be screwed. And then she froze

The car, a blue-golden Honda Jaguar was going in her direction. She wanted to run but it was too late. Then she car screeched again, pulled a turn which put its side in Chisame direction and then it rolled over, made a couple of rolls and finally landed on its roof just two meters away from the redhead. Chisame just stood there, her brain WTFcking for all it was worth and staring at the wrecked car.

Out of it, as if nothing happened crawled out a redhaired woman in white two piece female suit. She straightened up and adjusted her glasses. Chisame could Swear she have seen the woman somewhere, her features were so familiar. From the other side of the a very tall man with red hair, wearing a black suit crawled out and cleaned himself up.

The redheaded woman pointed at Chisame dramatically and screamed on top of her voice

"THAT'S HER SHIROU-TAN! THAT'S CHISAME-chan!!"

The man looked at the weirded out girl, both the man and woman's eyes were teared up and suddenly Chisame found herself hugged by the woman, quite strongly, and then both got swept in a bear hug by the man

"We finally found you, Chisame-chan. Our daughter"

And then Chisame's hold on reality snapped and she wailed

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

Also shouldn't she have a RM? World of Normalcy: EX, negates any supernatural events in the affected area, including any feats achieved by pure strength, limitingall the powers of those inside to NORMAL levels.

Devil's Wings

By Trooper1023

An "In Flight" omake from the EMIYA CLAN scenario.

=^.^=

Yuuno Scrya knew this would happen sooner or later. He was an archaeologist, confoundit, not a combat mage!

The last of the magical binds gave way and the manifested Jewel Seed lashed out at Yuuno with a spectral-seeming 'arm'. Sealing spell only half-completed, he braced himself for the coming impact...

"Look out!"

...Only to be blindsided from a different direction. Yuuno felt his hair ruffle from the missed attack as another body collided with his, carrying both out of the way.

=^.^=

Curling his body, Shinta rolled both him and the skinny blonde boy upright, planted his feet and gripped the other tightly, and leaped.

Just in time, too, as the furry-monster-blob-thing plowed into the ground beneath them.

Bouncing from tree branch to branch with the other boy flapping behind him, Shinta scowled mightily. "I got ta ask ya: what kinda idiot magus are ya? Even my knuckle-head Kaa-chan knows better than ta just stand there 'n' take it if yer technique don't work. Shinta Emiya, you?"

"Yuuno Scrya. Thanks for the help."

"Right. So what is that thing, anyway? And that girly wand?"

"Well..."

"I AM NOT GIRLY. I AM ELEGANT."

"Eeeh!? It talks!?!"

Sigh. "Raging Heart..."

"So... Did the Kaleidostick spawn when Rin-kaa-chan wasn't looking?"

=^.^=

"This ain't workin'...!"

Yuuno felt his temper (a legend all its own among his clan), begin to fray from the other boy's non-stop snarking. "No, really?!"

"THE OTHER IS CORRECT, MY BEARER. OUR COMPATIBILTY IS INSUFFICIENT FOR RAPID CASTING. WE HAVE TWO OPTIONS: RETREAT OR BORROW MAGICAL ENERGY FROM A THIRD SOURCE. THE OTHER'S 'MAGIC CIRCUITS' PREVENT ME FROM DOING SO WITH HIM, SO RETREAT IS RECOMMENDED."

The two boys exchanged looks, and reached the same conclusion simultaneously. Retreat was not an option.

=^.^=

"Ano, Nanoha, Arisa? I really don't think we should go this way, today..."

"Eh? Why not, Suzuka?"

"I heard a crashing sound a while ago… There's another—Nanoha?"

"...I hear someone calling for help." Nanoha Takamachi considered for a moment, then decided. Leaping off the path, she darted into the forest, leaving her friends behind.

=^.^=

"NEW MAGICAL SIGNATURE DETECTED."

"What now!?"

"Um… What's going on?" The brawl before Nanoha's eyes stilled for a moment. She could see two boys, one handing in mid-air, while the other seemingly in the middle of grappling with the monster suddenly met her eyes, went pale, then turned rather red.

Then the monster lunged for her, and the orange haired boy lunged at it, intercepting it with a flying tackle. "YUUNO! Hand off, then get ta bindin' this thing again!" Both blurred together in a tangle of spectral limbs, scraps of cloth... and a few flecks of blood.

"Right!" The blonde boy flew (flew!?) toward Nanoha and thrust the pretty white and gold wand into her hands. Then he whirled about, spreading both hands as a green circle with strange letters appeared underneath him. Then glowing chains sprouted from beneath the monster, restraining it enough that orange-hair was able to wrestle out from its grasp... Only for him to turn around and resume grappling with the thing! His feet sank holes into the forest ground, yet (wow!) he didn't buckle under what had to have been an immense amount of pressure...

Then the wand spoke. "NEW USER DETECTED. COMPATIBILITY: HIGH. MAGICAL POWER: VERY HIGH. I, RAGING HEART, ASK OF YOU: WILL YOU BE MY MASTER?"

"Eeeh?! Um, ah, sure! How can I help?"

=^.^=

Well, alls well that ends well, or so Shinta thought, as he waved good bye to Nanoha and Yuuno. He had the girl's cell phone number and they would meet up later, after Nanoha had gotten Yuuno situated...

Now if only Shinta could figure out why he kept blushing every time Nanoha's face came to mind.

@ Trooper1023

Nah that would just make this place a mess.

Well onto the meeting. o f Chisame and her parents.

At Mahora academy a girl with red hair sitting in front of the headmasters office as she waits to be called.

With her are herfriends.

'That's right I have friends now.' thoguht the girl to herself as Shizuna-Sensei finally called her in.

Her friends get up and follow her as well.

Inside the head masters expansive office are two people in front of his desk all three wearing serious expressions.

One of them a fairly tall tan man with red hair and dark, and another a woman who looks so much like herself it's funny.

Many of her friends shift glances between her and the other more bustier read head.

'Tch! What if she does have a bigger pair'She grumbled to herself.

The headmaster cleared his throat to direct attention to himself.

"Well Chisame-Chan thank you for coming so quickly, but this is a private matter that concerns only yourself and these two people, if you would like you can send your friends outside."

I pondered on that for a second.

'Do i really want them here for whatever it is, Do i really trust them ?'She thought to herself.

After reaching a decision.

I just shook my head, not trusting my mouth to not insult the few friends I had.

The man noticed my expression and smiled almost sadly.

Sighing once again , the headmaster continued on" Very well. You may want to take a seat for this."

"I will take over now , if you do not mind Konoe-Dono." said the man.

The headmaster nodded with an almost sad look in his eyes.

The man began " First let me introduce myself. My name is Emiya Shirou, the woman beside me is Emiya Matsu , my wife"

Everyone minus the head master blinked almost stupidly.

What was the owner of MBI, and only to the mages knowledge, the sixth lord of the clock tower doing here, and why did her want to talk to her of all people?

"I am sure all of you would remember the DNA test you all took when you left for whales a few weeks ago correct?"

They all nodded and so did I.

"Well the device works by comparing your DNA to all those stored in all known databases and seeing if there is a match , and if said match is with a person on any databases black list."

"The thing is, there are certain flags raised when other type of matches occur, which happened with youHasegawa-san" he seemed to say her name with contempt, not towards, her, but rather the name itself.

"What happened?" I questioned him.

"We recieved a paternal and maternal match with your DNA, and the truly astounding thing was with whom it matched." continued Matsu as she grabbed Shirou's hand tightly.

"Why? It should match my parents? Shouldn't it?"

Both Shirou and Matsu broke into a mirthless chuckle.

"Yes it did match your parents Chisame-san."

I frowned at the use of my first name.

"Bit the people who you think are your parents aren;t your parents. Hell they share no blood with you at all."

I froze. My world seemed to shatter.

"Wh-Wha-What?" i manage to stutter out.

"I'm adopted?" she asked almost pleadingly to the two before.

Shirou looked at her sadly and sighed.

"Hardly." the coldness in his voice made all shiver.

"The day you were born, you were delivered slightly prematurely. You were in an incubator for a couple of weeks. But when we went to discharge you, you were missing. Your actual parents raised, hell, they threated everyone, they used every contact available. They tried for months to tack you down. Hell some spy satellites were launched just for that alone"

I gaped.

Who could afford to launch satellites for a single person?

Then it clicked.

This Matsu person, her appearance, the fact that they control MBI, the look of horrified realization on my face drew the attention of the two who were now smiling sadly at her.

"That is right , you are actually, Emiya Chisame our daughter."

My world shattered once again, i heard gasping and yelling in the background by I did not care, i could not care, suddnly wings errupted from my back and then all the electronics in the room fried.

Then my vision slowly went black as I mumbled "Forever and ever"

@Hubikoshi- man i spent half an hour writing all this drama

The Emiya clan stories sound like some insane Innortal stuff or Perfect Lionheart stories. Any more and Shirou will be declared the God Emperor of Mankind.

@Khagerou

[grins] Well I love your version so I withdraw mine :-)

Overall it does have some resemblance to Innortals No Need for Destiny, where Ranma boinks the 3 creator goddess...

i like the Emiya fammily stories, but i concurr that in a few more snippets he will become the GEoM unless you go back to the amusing stories and let the crossovers and power trips doom us all (joking) but seriously this better not end like the Ranma and Naruto Loops in TFF.

and i don't think it would end in PL stuff, afterall this charaters still have limits, ethics and are not mind raping/ raping/humilliating/devouring everyone on a whim.

I though this might give you an inspiration when writing family fluff.

Sequel to House Husband Archer(?)

http://finality.dasaku.net/?page_id=4562

1st chapter: http://finality.dasaku.net/?p=3997

EDIT: Can of worms shall be opened. HAHAHAHAHA!

EDIT2: Chapters do become longer(really long) the more you read.

Child care is war is my favorite alternate route of Fate/Zero.

What? There isn't any alternate route in Fate/Zero? HERESY!

Child care is war starts becoming serious(grim dark) in part 2. When the holy grail war goes in full force. :-P

It ends well though, for practically everyone.

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